Hi peoples, I'm Sage Darktalon

Gender: Female

I totally I'm addicted to RENT, Wicked(book and musicial), Sweeney Todd(Movie but my dream is to go see it and Wicked on Broadway), yuri, yaoi(not so much anymore), shoujo-ai, shonen-ai(same), Code Geass and POKEMON!!

My Favorite Pokemon Are(in order): HAUNTER, TYPHLOSION, FERALIGATR, LUXRAY, SALAMENCE, and TYRANNITAR!!

Awesome SSBB Characters: Bowser, Wolf, Zelda/Sheik, Pit, Pikachu, Diddy Kong and the cop-out character Sonic.

Favorite anime/manga/cartoon characters: (Inuyasha) Sango, Koga, Sesshomaru, Shippo, Ginta, Hakaku, (Code Geass) Kallen, Cornelia, C.C., Milly, Nina, (Naruto) Ino, Anko, Kurenai, Shizune, Shikamaru, Hinata, Gaara, (fma) envy, riza, winry, lust, (teen titans) raven, argent, jinx, blackfire, red x, jericho, (bleach) karin, tatsuki, (yyh) yoko kurama

Things I enjoy: MARCHING BAND(tuba kix ass), reading(regular & manga),NINTENDO STUFF, MY NEW XBOX360!!

Animals: I LOVE HYENAS, COYOTES and DRAGONS

I read some canon pairings, though I usually read crack or almost canon pairings. I like well written stories where you can't tell whats going to happen from the beginning. I'm not saying I can write stories like that (I can't write at all) but I read a lot so sometimes I can TRY and tell how good the writing style is.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Cold-Sorrow80, Tenka15, Straight-Up-Flippy-Angel, Daimond-Butterfly-, Strawberry9212, mahalo4ursupport, Friesenator, Kitsune of the fire rose, thefoxygrl, Sage DarkTalon,

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh! actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pigeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

DONE