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Author has written 48 stories for South Park, Harry Potter, and Saw. Hello, my name is John. I was a South Park author for two years (Although almost all of my stories were deleted in mid-May 2009 while I was angry; they were later reposted) and am currently planning my final three fanfics. I'm hoping to end with a total of exactly fifty sometime in 2010. This leaves twenty-seven of those fifty part of the below series. I have considered removing and reposting my oneshots as compilation. South Park: The Virtual Series/South Park: Unleashed (April 8th, 2008 - ??) South Park: Unleashed is a series of interconnected fanfics began by me on April 8th, 2008. It began with The Return of Towelie, originally posted in November 2006. When I Love You Forever was posted on April 8th, 2008, the series' creation was officialized. All of them were deleted around March 2009 and re-uploaded. It's name was changed to South Park: Unleashed with the publication of Craig The Genuis. The Season 1 holiday episodes are NOT canonical. Below is episode list: Season 1: 2006, 2008-2009 #101 - The Return of Towelie Season 2: 2009 #201 - JFK Finale: 2010 #30X - This Is The End Contact Details AIM - Johnvmaster Yahoo - jvm1210 MSN - jvm1210@yahoo.com - John | |||||||||||||
1. The Garrison Files » reviewsMr. Garrison tries to put an end to the "haunting" at South Park Elementary, but the townspeople just want him to come out - again; Cartman leads a small squad to find a ring lost in Stark's Pond for a cash reward; Minor onesided CartmanOC #209South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - H. Garrison & Eric Cartman - Complete2. A Nightmare on Bonanza Street reviewsWhen Stan's other Uncle comes to pay a visit and take the kids trick-or-treating, Stan mis remembers an event from his childhood; Someone from the Mayor's past wants to prevent a big mistake. Very brief StanWendy, KennyKelly, KyleOC #208South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-09 - Stan M. & M. McDaniels - Complete3. This Is The End reviewsAs the boys begin fifth grade, evil forces are at work in South Park again. After Kenny flees town, the boys try to deal with their own problems while saving the Earth from evil one more time. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. ON HOLDSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-09 - Kenny M. & Stan M.4. Marriage » reviewsStan realizes it's time for him and Wendy must take their relationship to the next level - MARRIAGE!; Cartman is enraged the Olympics are being held outside of America again and goes to destroy Rio De Janeiro. StanWendy implied CartmanWendy #207South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete5. South Parkin' reviewsIt's that time of year again - back to school. But of course, this is South Park - a town where insanity is completely normal and you must expect the unexpected. For us, it's all part of growing up in South Park. ON HOLD, NO MORE OC'sSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-2-09 - Kevin C. & Wendy T.6. South Park Themed Drabbles Challenge » reviewsA series of oneshots & drabbles based around romance in everyone's favorite quiet redneck mountain town - het, slash, crack, femmeslash, etc ALL within. Will accept OCs Themes Pairs! Newest Drabble: 03 - ECHO; GREGORYxAVASouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-15-09 - Published: 9-9-097. The Story With No Plot » reviewsLife is confusing and mysterious, but it's trying to understand it that makes it all worthwhile. Well, that and the pairing off of everyone in South Park into couples. If only I could just make up my mind... OC fic, Het **COMPLETED!**South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 79,457 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 3-28-09 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete8. Craig the Genuis » reviewsThere's a big test at school, and Tweek hasn't studied, so Craig and Tweek switch papers - and Craig is taken away to Yardale boarding school for genuises, snooty rich kids and Gregory; Someone stole the Mayor's wallet! Mostly Gen, some TweekBebe #206South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 7-7-09 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete9. What's It Like? reviewsHarry just wanted to know what it felt like to be kissed. Harry/Hermione Repost, OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-27-09 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete10. OC Fanfic reviewsSometimes, we all need to make fun of ourselves. A crazy spoof of all of the OC stories, both the wonderful and the terrible, that are out there. OCs not Accepted. Sorry folks.South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-24-09 - Kenny M. & Kyle B.11. South Trek: The Wrath of Khartman » reviewsSpace - the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her continuing mission - to explore strange new worlds, to discover new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before. #205South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,135 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 5-26-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete12. John's Song Drabbles reviewsA series of 22 drabbles inspired by songs. KennyWendy CartmanShelly SallyPip KevinRed BebeClyde KellyKenny AnnieRed KarenIke RandySharon ShellyIke StanWendy TweekRebecca StanOC CraigOC OCOC ButtersOC DamienOC ButtersOC2 KennyOC KyleOC CartmanOC TweekOCSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete13. Mysterion Returns » reviewsMysterion's out of prison and with Kyle's help and alibis, he can save the day without a worry - especially with help from "Captain"; Mr. Garrison, the Coon and Sergeant Yates slowly go insane and nearly destroy the entire town. #204South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-26-09 - Published: 5-23-09 - Eric Cartman & H. Garrison - Complete14. You Won't Believe How It Ends! reviewsKyle and Wendy find themselves trapped in a bathroom with a corpse, and some audio tapes. Who could have done this? The games have only just begun as the mysterious Jigsaw Killer surfaces in South Park. #113, Crossover w/ Saw, Stendy, Kybecca, RepostCrossover - South Park & Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-09 - Wendy T. - Complete15. JFKMr. Garrison recants to the class his experiences as a child in Dallas, during which he participated in the events that caused the notorius assassination of U. S. President John Fitzgerald Kennedy. #201, Oneshot, RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Published: 5-19-09 - H. Garrison & Officer Barbrady - Complete16. A Very Kenny Christmas reviewsA dangerous ice storm traps the boys with Kenny's family on Christmas Eve while delivering presents - so the McCormicks decide to tell their family history. #114, oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-09 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M.17. Shark Zone reviewsCraig, jealous of Stan and friends, begs his family for a vacation, but Lake Michigan turns out to be more trouble than it's worth when Craig's gang faces off against an insane bull shark, Jaws-style. CraigRed TerranceLizzy KevinRed #112, repost, oneshotSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-09 - Craig T. & Kevin C. - Complete18. ByeBye Bush! reviewsPresident of the United States George Walker Bush celebrates his final days in office while narrowly avoiding an assassination attempt by Cartman and his gang; Wendy reveals to Stan that she is pregnant. #111, Oneshot, RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,014 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-09 - Officer Barbrady & Stan M. - Complete19. Helloween III: Season of the Btch reviewsIt's Halloween night, and everyone's dressed up - COUPLE DRESS-UP TOO! But when Eric Cartman - dressed as Jason - sets up a duel after school with Kyle Broflovski - Freddy Krueger - all heck breaks loose! #110, oneshot, repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,707 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete20. The Girl Who Loved Cartman reviewsTake the world's most cliche plot device - Truth or Dare - stir in some just-barely-not crack pairing, put it in the oven, wait for the yeast to rise and you've got this story, wherein Heidi loves Cartman. #109, Heiman, Oneshot, RepostSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-19-09 - Heidi T. & Eric Cartman - Complete21. The Former Life of Stan reviewsStan's father Randy is going through his mid-life crisis, which is bad news for Stan and Wendy, who must now care for him; Kyle once again is late on the new big fad in town. Stendy #108, oneshot, repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-18-09 - Stan M. & Randy M. - Complete22. Celebrity PaloozaWhen a mysterious dead celebrity is resurrected, it's up to the boys and the new kids to eliminate this new threat in South Park, even if it means risking their lives... and Harrison Ford's. #107, oneshot, repost, OCsSouth Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Published: 5-18-09 - Eric Cartman & Stan M. - Complete23. Kenny Dies reviewsThey don't think so, Stanley. Kenny is terminally ill and that means son...." Randy was struggling to spit out the words to his son. "It... it means he's going to be in Heaven very soon." KennyKelly, Rewrite, Repost #106South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-09 - Kenny M. & Stan M. - Complete24. Kenny's Parka reviewsEverybody knew Kenny - the orange parka-clad pervert who died all the time. But where did this parka come from? And who gave it to him? Well, now four-year-old Kenny himself will tell us! Nonslash oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman - Complete25. Kenny's Dilemma reviewsThree-year-old Kenny goes with his older brother Kevin to the skate park and Kevin is "brutally" injured, to Kenny's horror. The young boy then meets his best friend forever - Eric Theodore Cartman. Nonslash oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman26. Repaid reviewsAfter "Pandemic"; Kenny comes back at night to give Craig back the money the boys owed him after their little Peruvian adventure and the giant Guinea pig attacks. Slash Crenny Oneshot RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-17-09 - Craig T. & Kenny M.27. The Egg Project reviewsBased on "Follow That Egg!"; Cartman loves Heidi Turner - he knows it. He wants to make her the happiest girl in the world. And he wants her to get an A on her egg project, no matter what it takes. Heiman oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-09 - Eric Cartman & Heidi T. - Complete28. NicknamesBreakups are a hard time for people, particularly women, everywhere. Tweek, of course, is a good little best friend and cares for poor Rebecca after she splits from Kyle. But his mind wanders to another possibility... Twebecca oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Published: 5-17-09 - Complete29. Mistakes reviewsKenny... we all make mistakes... but we can't all fix them..." The worst and titular moments of Kenny McCormick's life - including the day he was taken away from the girl he loves. The one thing keeping him completely sane. Kenbecca oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Rebecca C. & Kenny M. - Complete30. She's On AGAIN! reviewsEric "BigBoned" Cartman contemplates what to message Wendy over AIM, with help from faps2much Kenny McCormick and his many other colorful friends of South Park. Candy oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-09 - Eric Cartman & Wendy T. - Complete31. Goddess reviewsYou think I'm an obsessed stalker. I think you're a goddess." Kendy Oneshot RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kenny M. & Wendy T. - Complete32. Please Don't Frown reviewsKenny's girlfriend Kelly dies in a plane crash over Costa Rica, and there's only one girl in the entire town of South Park who's willing to help cheer up the poor little orange-parka-clad pervert. Kendy oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kenny M. & Wendy T. - Complete33. All About Wendy reviewsEvery kid in the town of South Park has a crush on Wendy Testaburger - smart, kind, political, not to mention breathtakingly beautiful... everyone wants her. But why? That's what this fanfic is for. ONESHOT repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-09 - Wendy T. - Complete34. The DebateDebate Club can be fun... but it can't be when you have Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger on your team. John and Kyle just hate being roped into Cartman and Wendy's debates - which usually end with a "serious discussion" Candy oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Published: 5-17-09 - Eric Cartman & Wendy T. - Complete35. The Death of Love reviewsWhen I first met Kelly, when I was eight, I don't know, I just... felt a connection. Like we belonged together. Something pulled me to her, I couldn't tell what." KennyKelly KennyTammy Oneshot RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kenny M. & Kelly - Complete36. At the Carnival reviewsThere's a charity carnival in town. First up to play? Wendy Testaburger of course. But she can't win. She just can't win that stupid game. She can't win a stuffed animal... but Kenny McCormick can. Kendy oneshot repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-09 - Kenny M. & Wendy T. - Complete37. The Movie TheaterStan's missed Wendy ever since they broke up back in fourth grade. And once again, Kyle's trying to get him to haul ass somewhere else. But at the movies, Stan gets much more than a good movie out of the deal. Stendy, RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Published: 5-17-09 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete38. Play It Again, Stan reviewsStan goes on a cruise with Wendy, compliments of the new kid. But he invites Kyle with his extra ticket - and Kenny's family band is there, too! Jealousy and Beatles songs erupt. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. #105, repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,406 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-09 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete39. Rich Boy, Poor BoyPip's back from a vacation in England and guess what he's found? PARENTS! But when everyone discovers Pip's parents are rich, chaos erupts; Kenny's family goes to Burger King. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. #104, repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Published: 5-17-09 - Pip P. & Eric Cartman - Complete40. Fanfiction reviewsThe boys discover a website that contains stories about THEM. But how? Why? Eh? Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle investigate the case of the mysterious fanfiction site. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. #103, repostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-09 - Stan M. & Eric Cartman - Complete41. I Love You ForeverStan misses his girlfriend, but Kyle wants Stan to just have some fun. Everyone will be at Cartman's Party - and Stan's friends are determined to make him have fun. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. #102, repost of a self-deleted ficSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Published: 5-17-09 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete42. The Return of Towelie reviewsEveryone's favorite drug-addicted towel is back! When the boys are stuck with Towelie for the day, only chaos can follow as they try to rid themselves of him. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. Repost of self-deleted fics, #101South Park - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-13-09 - S. McTowelie & Eric Cartman - Complete43. Don't Know What You GotDon't Know What You Got... til it's gooone... don't know what it is... I did so wroooong..." Stan, after his breakup with Wendy during the fourth grade, crying and remembering all the times they shared together. Stendy, Oneshot, RepostSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Updated: 5-13-09 - Published: 5-12-09 - Stan M. & Wendy T. - Complete44. Locked in the Candy Shop » reviewsThe boys ditch the OCs to spend some time in Lolly's Candy Mountain shop, but when they're locked in over night, problems arise, things get crazy between the four scamps as the OCs do everything they can to save their four missing friends. #203South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 4-7-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete45. The Future » reviewsKenny and Timmy go to 2027 years, where Cartman's a married, washed-up Talk Show host, Kyle lives with the married Stan and Wendy, and Butters is the evil psychopath who killed Kenny. For them, it was all part of growing up in South Park. ABANDONEDSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,624 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 10-8-07 - Kenny M. & Timmy46. Love Sucks » reviewsIt's Valentine's Day in South Park and everyone is dating the wrong person, Fred Phelps is protesting, and a mysterious Mary Sue's knocked Butters off his feet. What is the cause of all this chaos? We don't know, either. #202South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 2-5-09 - Kelly & Kenny M. - Complete47. Poison Ivy » reviewsCo-Written with Cartooncutie16 & Mutt13. Cartman's cousin Ivy's in town, and Kyle's got an eye for her, even if she is a huge troublemaker. Original characters, bad humor, episode homages - for them, it's all part of growing up in South Park. #115South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-30-08 - Published: 12-29-08 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete48. Interviews » reviewsAsk any South Park character a question, and get your answer! This and typical South Park randomness, in - "Interviews"! NO MORE QUESTIONS, OKAY? I'LL ANSWER THE REMAINING ONES SOON, JUST PLEASE, STOP PILING IT UP! IT'S AT 70 AS I TYPE THISSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,352 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 7-30-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete
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