Review Note: I'm not the best reviewer, but what I tend to do is list things I think could use improvement. So my review might be long and nitpicking over little details with a line or two of praise at the end. If you think I flamed you, I didn't. I never consciously try to flame, but it's possible that sometimes I sound harsher than I mean to. But please, don't flame all my stories in a spree of hatred or whatever. That's just immature.

So, you know what rawk? Reviews. I feed off them ravenously. I'll admit that I enjoy praise as much as the next person, but I also want constructive criticism. Note the "constructive". I'd also like comments on the characters and plot and stuff, and not just on the writing. ("Wow, this is really well-written" isn't as great as "Heh,I like Kajika, and this part was funny".) So if you review me, I'll be happy and then review you. So we'll all be happy. So please, review like crazy.

Tarame's profile of doom:

I'm fifteenish.

I enjoy reading, writing, going on the internet, watching anime, playing RPGs, sleeping in, and rain.

Reviews make me happy.

When I'm happy, I'll review your stuff too.

I like dogs.

(oOo)

Stories:

The Illustrious History of the Eighth Squad--a little oneshot idea I just had to get out. I'm not too fond of it, but whatever, at least it's original.

Elegiac Melody--CRACK. Dun dun duuuun. This happens to feature the pairing of...Soi Fong and Ukitake GASP. Yeah. I thought they were both cool and single (NO LIKE YURI) so yeah. I like this pairing, actually, and might write more later.

Esaelia and Her Reign of Terror--Go to the FMA section, and you will be flooded by Mary-Sues. They are powerful state alchemists with secret, angsty pasts and powerful and unheard-of alchemy. Ed is awed by her, and he (and/or Roy/Al/Envy) will fall head-over-heels in love with her. MARY-SUES SUCK. Here's some satire to prove the point. Utter nonsense, guys. Enjoy.

Timorem Vincere--Yay TotA! This is about the lovely little pairing of GuyxNatalia. A bunch of sort-of connected short chapters. Sort of like...drabbles? Vignettes? Well, I want to do more with these peeps. GUYTALIA RULES. :D

Love y'all,

~Tarame