Hi. i'm shadowofnothing14- enjoy my profile!

Quotes from my friends (and anime people):

Arnold H. Glasow: A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Chihiro77: Do you like penguins?
... if all the world were ruled by oysters...

douglas adams: flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Hiei (to Kuwabara): Your stubborness is even greater than your stupidity.

Hiei (about Yusuke): He's so neck deep in repression, even I feel sorry for him.

Chihiro77: (a.k.a. one of the best authors i know and love like my sis): When life gives u lemons, make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how you did it.

Anonymous: Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore should studying be evil?

Anonymous: Come to the dark side- we have cookies!!

Margaret: You know, you are laying down defenseless, and I do have a foot.

Anonymous: People are like slinkies; rather useless, but fun to watch when pushed down the stairs.

Anonymous: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Anonymous: If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Anonymous: Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Anonymous: Heaven doesn't want me, the earth is afraid I'll take over, and Hell has a restraining order.

Anonymous: Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they're not there for you the first time, chances are you won't need them again.

Anonymous: If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Anonymous: Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and the dark side, and holds the universe together.

Anonymous: For sale: Parachute. Used only once. Never opened. Small stain.

Anonymous: I keep hitting 'escape' but I'm still here!

Anonymous: You don't know how much you care about someone until they don't care about you.

Anonymous: Rome didn't create an empire by having meetings- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

Anonymous: Suicide is another way of telling God 'You can't fire me- I QUIT!!'

Anonymous: Friends stab you in the back, strangers stab you in the front, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but true friends don't carry knives. (to all of my best friends, this one's for you; you know who you are)

Anonymous: Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Anonymous: Sometimes, people put up walls- not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

Anonymous: Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Anonymous: The more you learn, the more you know. The more you learn, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... wait... why are we learning again?

Anonymous: The earth is an insane asylum for the universe.

Anonymous: NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Anonymous: I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened yesterday.

Anonymous: If Wal-mart is lowering prices everyday, why isn't anything free yet?

Anonymous: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill him/herself, is it called a hostage situation?

Anonymous: If electricity comes from electrons, then does morality come from morons?

Anonymous: If it's zero degrees out today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be?

Anonymous: Early to bed early to rise makes a man healthy, but socially dead.

Anonymous: Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.

Anonymous: A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Anonymous: Dyslexics of the world untie!

Mendus: there is no vote, no democracy, only me.

Anonymous: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Anonymous: It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

Anonymous: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

Anonymous: There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Anonymous: Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Anonymous: You have the right to remain silent; anything you have to say will be misquoted and used against you.

Anonymous: Some nights, I lay in bed and look up at the stars thinking: What the heck happened to the ceiling??

Anonymous: Why is it when we talk to God it's called 'praying' but when God talks back, we're put in a straight jacket?

Anonymous: Earth first- we'll mine the other planets later.

Anonymous: Smile- it confuses people. (well in that case:) :) :) :) )

Anonymous: One day your life will flash before your eyes- make sure it's worth watching.

Anonymous: Dream as though you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow.

Anonymous: All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.

Anonymous: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Color Guard Saying: If you don't like it, stick a straw in your juice box and suck it!!

Anonymous: Best friends; a promise, not a label.

Jonnie O: If you can't open a jar, you don't deserve what's inside.

Anonymous: I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Anonymous: I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Anonymous: I don't suffer from stress; I'm a carrier.

Anonymous: If at first you don't succeed, sky diving DEFINATELY isn't for you.

Anonymous: Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Anonymous: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Anonymous: Drive carefully; 90 percent of people are accidents.

Winston Churchill: Men occasionally stumble over truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as though nothing had happened.

Winston Churchill: The best lesson life has taught me is that the idiots, in many cases, are right.

Anonymous: Doubt is the darkroom where negatives are developed.

Anonymous: You can't run away from something that was never there.

Anonymous: I've been hit by more than one parked car.

Anonymous: Lead me not into temptation- I can find it myself.

Anonymous: Chaos, panic, and disorder- my work here is done.

Anonymous: Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door.

Anonymous: Whoever said that nothing is impossible has obviously never attempted to nail jell-o to a tree.

Winston Churchill: I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

Anonymous: Best friends are the people who know all about you yet still put up with you.

Anonymous: Don't regret doing bad things- regret getting caught.

Anonymous: Stress: a condition brought on by over- riding the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of the jerk that desperately deserves it.

Anonymous: Don't knock on Death's door- ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

Anonymous: Give me chocolate and no one gets hurt.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.: Insanity is often the logic of the mind overtasked.

Anonymous: When other girls wanted to be ballerinas, I wanted to be a vampire.

Anonymous: Life is like a haircut: Some are short, some are long, some are good, and some are bad, and some people just really need to get one.

Anonymous: Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the hell with sugar and spice.

Fraiser: Capernicus called- you're not the center of the universe.

Anonymous: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Anonymous: Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, deal with whatever you get.

Anonymous: Fences around cemetaries are foolish, for those inside can't get out and those outside don't want to go in.

Anonymous: Confidence is that quiet, assured feeling you get just before you fall flat on your face.

Anonymous: If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?

Randy: It isn't broken- just slightly irreparable.

Shigure (Fruits Basket): We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is being an ass.

Roy Mustang (FMA): Is there no alchemy technique to burn a person through a phone?!

Yusuke (YYH): Don't talk- it makes you sound stupid.

Kurama (YYH): You try to sound like you're thinking through things when in fact you're not thinking at all.

Anonymous: When walking through a valley of shadows, remember that shadows are casted by light.

Anonymous: When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

Anonymous: Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause... Did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

Anonymous: Good writing is supposed to evoke sensation in the reader - not the fact that it's raining, but the feeling of being rained upon.

Anonymous: Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.

Anonymous: If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Anonymous: The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Matt Fenema: If I could have one wish, I would wish to be happy. As long as I'm happy, I will have a good life, be living in a mansion, and be a millionare, but if I'm not happy, then getting to the point would not be worth it.

Ashley: I hate this newspaper!!

Marauder's Map: I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Anonymous: Even I don't trust my better judgement- what does that say to you?

Anonymous: Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes, courage is that little voice at the end of the day that says 'I'll try again tomorrow.'

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh hell , wait for me!

Anonymous: Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask 'Why me?' Then a voice answers 'Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.'

Anonymous: Skill is being able to walk across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.

Anonymous: Many would say that writing is a form of escaping reality, but there is nothing more satisfying than living in a world of your own creation, even if only for a little while.

Anonymous: Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room...

Tad Williams: We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know... afraid of what others will think... afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing that we fear grows stronger.

Robert Fulghum: Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode softly - and send thousands, millions, of little parachutes into the air. Floating down to earth - boxes of Crayolas. And we wouldn't go cheap, either - not little boxes of eight. Boxes of sixty-four, with the sharpener built right in. With silver and gold and copper, magenta and peach and lime, amber and umber and all the rest. And people would smile and get a little funny look on their faces and cover the world with imagination.

Fr. Alfred D'Souza: For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.

Jane Wagner: See, the human mind is kind of like... a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

Anonymous: Band- Thinking the show will never work. And then, finally, it comes all together and you have achieved perfection, drumming your hands off and playing your brains out and tossing higher than the sky. It’s a slice of time in a stadium when everyone cheers and your mom cries and pictures get taken and once, just once, you have the world in your hands. And the band marches out of the stadium and down the street, always together whether it's success or not, and you know by the feeling in your hear it doesn't get any better than this. And you know if your director asked you to turn around and "do it just one more time a little better" you would.

Anonymous: Colorguard- A semi-cult which no one outside of it understands, because they cannot handle the greatness of it.

Anonymous: You have six feet of pole and 48 inches of silk- you'd better catch SOMETHING!

Anonymous: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Even when you can't see him, God is there. If you believe in God, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself; it's when you argue with yourself and LOSE you should begin to question your sanity.

If you think those kids should just give that stupid Rabbit his fricking cereal, put this in your profile!

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Shadowofnothing14

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If your mother/father has ever called you THEIR sister/brother's name(your Aunt/Uncle), copy this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Harry Potter more than the stupid people who only watch the movies because they think Daniel Radcliff is hot, you should know what to do with this.

If you believe that Kikyo should just STAY DEAD for once, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you think that Inuyasha should get over Kikyo and go snog Kagome because really, we all know he wants to, copy this and paste it on your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I DON'T mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That's a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If all the kids/people in your school think you’re weird because you like anime…a lot… copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Shadowofnothing14

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your hand repeatedly on a table, and recieved weird looks from everyone in the immediate vincinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit God of the C.O.C.A, Moonlight Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, ANBU Inu, MaybelleDragon-chan, ChristinaAngel, Shadowofnothing14

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If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone who has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

When a guy says you're HOT...
he's looking at you're body
When a guy says you're PRETTY...
he's looking at you're face
When a guy says you're BEAUTIFUL...
he's looking at you're heart.

"I'm bring sexy back..." Copy and paste this to your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile. (ugh- i SOBBED; J.K.- how could u kill off all my fav. characters??)

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. (i was SO dissapointed)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numberous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

My head says: 'Who gives a shit?' my heart says 'You do, moron!'

Be yourself- everyone else is taken.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. (No doubt Harry Potter/Twilight/Uglies/Tuck Everlasting hm... do mangas count too?)

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. (right now, computers totally hate me -thinks of ap english class and cringes-)

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile. (staplers, computer mice, syran wrap, ugh- the list goes on and on).

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think your mouth should come with a roll of duct tape, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone murdered you, a friend would go to your funeral, a good friend would write your sermon thingy but a true friend wouldn't do any of those, 'cause they'd be in jail for killing the idiot who killed you, if you have any true friends copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If my life was a fanfiction, how many reviews would it get? If this thought has ever occurred to you, or you just found this an interesting concept, copy and paste this into your profile.

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotton.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make you tear up :)
Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.
2-Talk to her.
3-Share secrets.
4-Give her your jacket.
5-Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-Hug her.
7-Hold her.
8-Laugh with her.
9-Invite her somewhere.
10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.
12-Take pics with her.
13-Pull her onto your lap.
14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.
15-When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking about someone?

16-Always hug her and say, "I love you," whenever you see her.
17-Kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-Tell her shes beautiful- NOT SEXY! She wants to feel pretty- not skanky
20-Tell her the way you feel about her!

Oh, and on that last one... you need to show her you mean it too.

21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22-Tell her she means everything to you, but MEAN IT.
23-If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it, so just hug her.
24-Make her feel loved.
25-Kiss her in front of other girls you know.

We might deny it but we actually LIKE it and WANT you to tickle us-
we love to flirt ;P

26-Don't lie to her.
27-Dont cheat on her.
28-Take her anywhere she wants.
29-Txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30-Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you.

Are you still reading this? You better be- it's important.

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone, hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If she's upset, comfort her.

Remember this next time you are with her...

36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE'S LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.

You'll never know when she needs just a little more love.

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

A feeling.

Only felt.

kays... now onto my stories!!

Remember- i'm working on the fourth chappie as i type!! well, maybe not at the same time, but whatever. : )
Spirited Away2- again, working on it- the 7th chappie is almost finished
Nyome and Kurama- currently on hiatus. i really am on the fence with this one- i'm thinking of deleting it...
NejixTenten ficlets- firstly, i wanna thank everyone who reviewed for my stories- u all made me feel so uber special!! secondly, i'll update when inspiration knocks on my door again- hopefully that won't b 2 long from now, but u never know...

and just in case i forget to put this into some of my stories, this is my disclaimer for all my stories: I DO NOT OWN ANY ANIME or ANYTHING I BASE MY STORIES OFF OF ... kinda wish i did... but i don't so... life goes on...

oh, another thing- yukisgirl friend- and any other of my friends or family- if you're reading this, um... hi! (waves @ monitor) LOVE YOU ALL!!