| shampoo147 |
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Junjō Romantica, Two and a Half Men, and Ranma. I care not for these ladies If I love Amaryllis The ladies must have pillows - "I care not for these ladies" by Thomas Campion I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people. sigh My Daddy and his new girlfriend are homophobes, too. Well, I'm shampoo147 and my major interests in the fanfiction world is Harry Potter, a few thoughts on Artemis Fowl, but Harry Potter all the way! I mostly enjoy slash, but I'm not against any good stories, and my favorites are an odd collection of stories I picked up when I was still new to the fanfiction world. I mostly enjoy crossovers (mostly Harry Potter with POTC, x-men, Artemis Fowl, Death Note) and prefer Harry Potter stories where Harry is thrown into an Alternate Universe (Where Harry is an ordinary boy, or a Death Eater) or where he is not the Boy-Who-Lived. Well, that's that, now I'm going to say a few quotes I like now. "Everything we see or seem "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." -Albert Einstein "Just as it is difficult to imagine how we would feel if we had no conscience at all, so it is very hard to use one's imagination to construct an accurate picture of such a person. Amoral and uncaring, does he end up isolated on the edges of society? Does he constantly threaten and snarl and quite possibly drool, devoid as he is of such a fundamental human characteristic? One might easily imagine that Skip grew up to be a killer. In the end, perhaps he murdered his parents for their money. Maybe he wound up dead himself, or in the bowels of a maximum-security prison. Sounds likely, but nothing of the kind actually happened. Skip is still alive, he has never killed anyone, not directly at least, and -so far- he has not seen the inside of any prison. To the contrary, though he has not yet inherited his parents' money, he has become successful and richer than a king. And if you met him now, encountered him as a stranger in a restaurant or on the street, he would look like any other well-groomed middle-aged fellow in a pricey business suit. "His mother is there to be ignored, or sometimes baited. His sister is there to be tormented. Other women are sexual plunder and nothing more. He has been waiting since childhood for his father to do only one thing- to die and leave his money to Skip. His employers are there to be manipulated and used, as his friends have always been. His wife and even his children are meant for the eyes of the world. They are camoflage. Skp is intellectually gifted, and he is fabulous at the gamesmanship of business. But by far him most impressive talent is his ability to conceal from nearly everyone the true emptiness of his heart - and to command the passive silence of those few who do know . . . " Page 43, The Sociopath Next Door. | |||||||||
1. The Forgotten Child » reviewsHarry was a forgotten little boy in the Potter Manor. Although he plans to make a name for himself under aliases, lies, and secrets by any side. With the help of an odd mentor, he is determined to protect his family at ANY cost.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,601 - Reviews: 299 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 6-3-07 - Harry P.2. Freak reviewsHe loved the spiders, they took away all of the pain and he couldn't survive without the spiders in the cupboard under the stairs. His name is Freak, or Brat. Warning: Character death, suicideHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-09 - Harry P. - Complete3. Big Head Boy reviewsPercy's reaction when the twins gave him his pranked Head Boy Badge. Takes place in book 3. Needs a proper rating.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-09 - Percy W. - Complete4. Dear God reviewsAll warnings inside. Misaki, Shinobu, and Hiroki look at their perspectives on their inner religion and relationships. Features all three pairings. Rated for a reason.Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-09 - Complete5. Foie Gras: Duckie Style reviewsShampoo makes an alternate version of foie gras for Ranma . . . but where'd she get the duck? Warning: Character death.Ranma - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-09 - Ranma - Complete6. Too Far reviewsAlan, caught in one of depressing spirals, kills himself. I'm not sure what the rating should be, please tell me.Two and a Half Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete7. Raw Eggs reviewsJust a little moment in time between Takahiro and Misaki. Before Misaki's life with Akihiko. Just a brief mention of Akihiko.Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-20-09 - Complete8. Harry Potter and the New World » reviewsHarry's been selftraining. But something quite unfortunate happens that sends him to the Underland. Now he has to juggle between the royalty, the war, Dumbledore, and everyone else. I hope my story is better than this summary.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 4-22-07 - Harry P.9. Gaming » reviewsHarry is a little bastard. He grew up knowing no mercy or any kindness of any kind. Will he develop a heart now that he's surrounded by people that care for him? Or will he decieve them?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 5-12-07 - Harry P.10. Blue Glass » reviewsSirius escapes 3 years late. Harry is secretive. Harry's filthy rich. There's a web of lies in the Wizarding World, and Harry will get caught in both the Wizarding world and his own creations. And who's Rosamonde? AU HarryOCHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 4-25-07 - Harry P. & Sirius B.11. Fly Away » reviewsHarry is in an alternate universe. He's Voldemort's righthand man, his parents are alive and no one will believe him. No pairings. Title and rating needed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 4-19-07 - Harry P.12. The Fights of Reality » reviewsHarry is exposed as a mutant and his friend betray him. now he has to seperate friends from foes, fight a battle he is still undecided in, kill Voldemort, and settle new issues with a certain amnesiac mutant. XmenHarry Potter crossover. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 4-2-07 - Harry P.13. The Internet is for Porn reviewsSongfic. Hermione is excited about the Internet, but Harry and the guys are ruining it for her. No romance of any kind. Hint at Ron/Hermione, maybe if you squint REALLY hard. Need a proper rating.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-28-08 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete14. Whisper reviewsHarrySnape slash. Evanescense's Whisper. Harry's crying in the Astronomy Tower, and Snape's paying him a visit. Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-07 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete15. Farewell, Love reviewsFarewell, Love and all thy laws forever. Harry leaves an empty shell marraige. HarryGinny HarrtyOC Oneshot RedoneHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-2-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Harry P. - Complete