Narnia story, "Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr. Pepper", is now completed and put on hold until the Dawn Treader comes out for reference. Nominated and tied for 2nd place winner in category BEST NEW NARNIA FIC OF 2008!

Place where I live: At home for the summer holidays.

Age: I'm practically elderly, but still too young for alcohol. Sophomore in COLLEGE! woot!

Gender: I'm a girl who hates girls. Nah, jk. I'm just a tomboy but I clean up pretty nicely when I want to.

Religion: Hmm?? It's not a religion: it's a RELATIONSHIP! Believer and child of Jesus Christ, Son of God and savior of the world. aka Christian.

FAN FICTION INFORMATION

What They're All About: Most of my stories are adventure stories. That means there's always a lot of humor, a lot of action, a little romance, a little drama, all combined to make a package rated no more than PG-13. I never write anything graphic/horror/gore or sexual content. The PG-13 rating is because of violence (which is mostly battle sequences, injuries, intensity, and prat falls.)

Original characters: Pippin Baggins, (me as a self-insert), Nathaniel (my ADD tenth walker), Natalie Gonzales, (the damsel in distress for a Pirates fic), Holly (my best friend. Real in real life, an original character for the story), Allorwyn (a Boromir/OC), Gilbo Snaffast Buckborough, (a hobbit) and pretty much ALL the characters from Lord of the Earrings, except Jack the monkey.

Pairings I support: Will/Elizabeth, Arwen/Aragorn, Faramir/Eowyn, Jacob/Bella, Boromir/OC, Legolas/Mary Sue (BUT ONLY IF WRITTEN WELL), Sam/Rosie, Lucy/Caspian (BUT ONLY IF WRITTEN WELL), Frodo/OC, Pippin/Diamond, Caspian/Ramandu's daughter, Peter/OC, Edmund/Mary Sue (BUT ONLY IF WRITTEN WELL), Padme/Anakin, Anakin/Snips, Obi-Wan/OC, Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/OC, Elizabeth/Mr. Darcy, Jack/OC, Will/Mary Sue (BUT ONLY IF WRITTEN WELL), Han Solo/Leia, Luke Skywalker/Mara Jade, Eomer/OC.

Pairings I do NOT support: ANY AND EVERY BOY/BOY and GIRL/GIRL PAIRING. I DO NOT LIKE THOSE AT ALL. So that covers a ton. I also don't really like (but I don't HATE them) Edward/Bella, Jacob/Reneesme, Aragorn/Eowyn, Legolas/elvish princess from God knows where!, Harry/Cho, Mr.Darcy/Mary Sue, Elizabeth/Jack, Jack/Arabella, Jack/Calypso-Tia-Dalma, Caspian/Susan, Aragorn/Mary Sue, Eregon/Arya, Luke Skywalker/OC, Han Solo/OC, Eomer/Arwen. I'm sure there's more but there aren't that many that aren't same sex pairings.

Favorite Things:

oO0 Bubbles 0Oo

chocolate milk

The Chronicles of Narnia & Lord of the Rings

C.S. Lewis & J.R.R. Tolkien

Payday

T God T

Tragic Love Stories

MusiCALS/SiNgInG

snow

Pirates of the Caribbean

WRITING STORIES

painting

oO0Christmas0Oo

4 The Great Outdoors 4

>== Making M0vies

rOcks

tOmatO sOup

YouTube

Anything Written By Jane Austen

STOP motion AnImAtIoN

oO0 A Christmas Carol 0Oo

The # 7, the # 13, and the #18

O Oranges O

Horses

& Olde English &

#? School ?#

NFL FOOTBALL ()

PLAYING PRANKS

fairy tales

Indiana Jones & Henry Jones Jr.

Heath Ledger's !!"JoKeR"!! (why so SERIOUS??)

Pirates...in general. They're cool.

Politics and Debates

SNL (aka Saturday NITE LIVE!)

:";,".' rain ';,":'

noodles & alfredo~

!Espanol!

PERSONAL Quotes--ALL NEW! =D

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Holly: "Hey, did you see my new swimsuit?" (pulls out a hot pink suit)

Me: "Oh my GOSH, it looks like Barbie vomited all over Target."

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Me: "Oh my gosh, get that fly off your foot."

Hannah: "I didn’t even feel anything."

Me: "I saw it ticking your foot, and it was tickling me in my mind, so I wanted you to get it off your foot."

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Hannah: "Those are the shortest boxers I’ve ever seen."

Me: "No they’re not, I rolled them up, they’re a lot longer…"

Hannah: "Are you sure those aren’t guys boxers?"

Me: "Oh, I guess they are. I just roll them up, cause otherwise, strange things happen."

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Fiona: "The Bible talks about people, when the Lord comes back, rising from their graves. If I'm ashes, what would happen?"

Me: "Well, you rise out as a dust cloud and people think you're a tornado at first... but as you go whirling by, people point and say, 'OH! That's Fiona!'"

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Fiona: "What if all our ashes were scattered in Beaver Bay? Do you even want to be cremated?"

Me: "Heck no! I don't want to be scattered at Beaver Bay! I don't even want to be cremated...but if I WAS, I'd want to be put somewhere really funny, like flushed down a toilet or something... Or maybe I could be put in a little pot, and set on someone's mantle, where you can see it... You know, someone takes it down, opens it up, and is like; 'What's this? Sand, from a Beach trip memory or something?' and then they say, 'Oh... uh... that's my Great Aunt Maya...'"

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Hannah: "Would you like to enter my tent with me?"
Me: "That was not at all creepy."

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Hannah: "They're probably just coming over to say hi..."
Me: "I have teriyaki ALL OVER MY FRONT."

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Me: "My hands are cold!"
Bugs: "Maybe it's because your heart is cold."

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Me: "What if Prince Caspian was a musical?"

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Bubba: "Mya, that coffee made you PG-13."
Me: "I LOVE THE SMELL OF CRAYONS!"

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Me: "It really is too bad about Michael Jackson."

Ree: "Why do celebrities always die in threes?"

Bugs: "It is the work of an assassin."

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Me: "My bones... my bones are broken."

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Me: "OH MY GOSH! For a second there, I thought that guy was derobing."

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Ree: "It sounds like you are tiptoeing across the keyboard."
Me: "Well, my fingers are."
Ree: "Fingertoeing?"
Me: "Yes, I'm fingertoeing."

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Me: "If I were a chicken, I would die."

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Bugs: BURP! "Oooh, wow, sorry! That was huge!"
Me: "HUGE? That's the kind that knocks people over across the street."

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Me: "When I get embarrassed, I feel like a penguin!"

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Me: "Aw, you guys are leaving me!"
William: "Yeah, I'm going back to the dorm. I feel a shower calling my name..."
Kale: "You wanna come?!"

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Jesse: HSM GOT TALENT SHOW "Our next act is one from the audience. She does voice impressions. And she's short."
Me: "Uh, thanks."

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Me: "William, I feel like you should just get a back replacement. You need a whole new one."
Chris: (points to me) "Get one in her size!"

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Me: "Golly gee, it's cold out here."
Jo: "What'd you just say?"
Me: "Golly gee."
Jo: "That's the worst replacement of a swear word I've ever heard."
Me: "I wasn't trying to swear..."
Jo: "Don't ever say that again. Please."

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Me: "REE! What have I told you about my butt?!"

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Me: "Hi Drew!!"
William: "DREW! This is not how it looks! We're not, we weren't..."
Drew: "Oh, shutup!"
(a moment later)
Kate: "Where's your girlfriend?"
Drew: "She's cheating on me in the hallway."
Kate: "Are you gonna fight him?"
Andrew: "YEEEEEEEEES!"

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MaryPat: "What are you doing right now?"
Me: "Well, I'm kind of holding your butt."

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Me: "I got spit in your hair! Wait, no, just kidding, it didn't leave my mouth."

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Me: "So, like, I knew he meant 'I am looking for Shmi Skywalker' because he said "Me busca de Shmi Skywalker'. Busca sounds like busco, which is like search in spanish, and 'me' could be 'I', and de is 'of' in spanish which is easily confused with 'for'. So without even reading the subtitles I totally knew what Anakin was saying."
Margaret: "Wow, Maya, you can speak Star Wars."

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Me: "I like Jacob way better than Edward. Edward is too obsessive."
William: "Jacob is WAY OBSESSIVE too!"
Me: "Yeah but Jacob is obsessive like, he's had a crush on Bella since the fourth grade. Edward is obsessive like, 'I love you. I own you. I want you. Now let me sniff your neck."

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Jordan: "Is there any story with a redhead as the hero??"
Me: "Well, once upon a time, in the kingdom of Roderine, there was a redheaded prince who..."
Jordan: "I don't like this story."

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Me: "I am not the one tripping over something, someone is always tripping over me."

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Why am I a hobbit fan? Because...well...read on.

I am Five Feet and a Half Inch. My feet are size 2. --I am very small and I'm am in COLLEGE! --Some of my nicknames are(or were): Hobbit, shorty, shortstop, scottie hottie, hobbit lass, MrsPippinBaggins, Pickle (mix of Pippin and my first name) and once: Fool of a Took!" --I have Scottish/Irish/Celctic/English/Indian background. If that doesn't cover for the hobbity backgrounds that the actors had, I don't know what does. --I AM A MAJOR LOTR FREAK!-- I absolutely adore JRR Tolkien.-- I am highly clumsy, curious, foolish, klutzy, energetic...--I also love peace, quiet, reading, writing, eating, mugs of tea, fires in the fireplace, rainy afternoons, cozy nooks, clutter, maps, rings, home-spun old clothes, good-tilled earth, gardening, nature in paticular, being short, going on 'adventures'-- I am highly shy of "Big People" (haha, that being nosy but well-meaning adults). --I can be very nimble and quick on my feet, only if riding my bike, running, or playing soccer. --If its not one of those three it means I am tripping pretty soon. --Tales of knights, hobbits, faeries, swords, magic, dragons, treasure, pirates, battles, elves, dwarves, wizards, adventures, romance, and heroism fascinate me.

These rules are only here to keep it clean not only for my benefit, but for the readers under thirteen. So let's try and follow them to make things easier all around.

Rules...

No flames.

No cussing (or alternative words for body parts either. It's just not polite).

Be nice. You can properly critique without being insulting.

Respect that I am a Christian, and that I love Jesus, so if you don't like the running themes of God and such in my stories, you've got no right to argue--just don't read my stuff, or, read it and deal with it. I have my views, you have yours.

Be nice to my other reviewers!

News UPDATES

NEWS FOR the Month of July

ALL NEW QUOTES on profile page!

NEW STORY: FIFF 2, Smallville" posted!

"Strange Things Happen in Libraries with Dr. Pepper" officially finished until Voyage of the Dawn Treader comes out.

I was King of Narnia and Mary Sam 2 still in the works, just put on hold until I can finish the next chapters.

You can now follow me on Twitter at www . twitter . com / mychalthehobbit (without the spaces)

You can also see my YouTube account, MrsPippinBaggins. There are updates, blogs, funny short films, and fan fiction ramblings!

NEW STORY posted: BOOK 5 OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA, HIGH NOON. It's about Renesmee, but it isn't your typical Renesmee story! It has received very good reviews considering alot of people do not like her. Check it out!