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since: 06-26-06, id: 1075842, Profile Updated: 01-18-09
country: Canada

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I am on a hunt! A hunt for a good Kag/Sess fic. I have no other specifications. I just want to find a good one. I would also like to say that if you like the Kag/Sess pairing, go read Tales from the House of the Moon, by Resmiranda because it is AWESOME. And wonderful. And it makes my life.

I'm a girl from Canada. And I'm and age that is like, a month, younger then MAIIW -glares at him- but 4 months older then Eric -big smiles at him-. I'm a fan of Twilight, Harry Potter, and InuYasha. Most fanfictions I read are from Inuyasha and Harry Potter. Huuurm.. What else is there? If you're Asian I love you and I want your gorgeous babies. Aaand.. I think that's it :D

~ The makings of a fine Poemme~

Becca says: dodedododooooo
Becca says: Lets write a song
ßrea says: okay!
Becca says: Awesome
Becca says: What will it be about?
ßrea says: Rain? Edward? Lemons? U name it!
Becca says: lol, Okay, lets make it about Edward eating lemons in the rain
ßrea says: lmao perfect
Becca says: Okay.
Becca says: You start
ßrea says: okay lol here i go...
ßrea says: ummm
ßrea says: A boy with eyes like melted gold...
Becca says: His story here will soon unfold
ßrea says: he holds a lemon in his hand
Becca says: Jesus, what rhymes with hand?
ßrea says: demand, sand, band, land...
ßrea says: lol
Becca says: oh... I suck
Becca says: He calls the rain down to the land
ßrea says: Each drop falls like broken glass
Becca says: hey, thats only 7 syllables
Becca says: all poking like Emmet, a pain in his ass
ßrea says: lmao
ßrea says: he sighs and sees his brother's face
Becca says: Having no trouble keeping pace?
Becca says: lol, we're so writing a poem here
ßrea says: lol yeah , but whatever
ßrea says: the lemon crushes in his fist
Becca says: His brother laughs, the boy is pissed
ßrea says: lol
Becca says: lol, I seem to be making this poem M rated
ßrea says: his heart is like the mangled fruit
Becca says: thanks to his girl, she kicked the boot (Bucket dosen't fit )
ßrea says: he hears her voice, so clear and loud
Becca says: But soon it is muffled, heard through a crowd
ßrea says: the voices never stop for breath
Becca says: He cannot hear his love in death
ßrea says: he lifts an icy, dripping hand
Becca says: And turns the rain into piles of sand (Okay, so he can't do magic... whatever)
ßrea says: lol
ßrea says: he's done, he's spent, and sunlight breaks
Becca says: He reveals himself, for goodness sakes!
Becca says: (lol, I had no idea what to rhyme it with)
ßrea says: lol
ßrea says: the volturi come, and eye his lemon
Becca says: OMFG
Becca says: lol
Becca says: lol
Becca says: lol
Becca says: sorry
Becca says: remember my dirty mind here
Becca says: lol
Becca says: This is one of the cases where I say "lol" and I'm actually "lol"ing
ßrea says: ahah!
ßrea says: oops
ßrea says: didn't mean for it to sound dirty shy look
Becca says: lol
Becca says: What rhymes with lemon??
ßrea says: ummmm...heaven? tendon?
ßrea says: lol
Becca says: Heaven dosen't rhyme with lemon!
Becca says: Neither does tendon...
ßrea says: lol
ßrea says: shh
Becca says: Okay, we'll pretend.
Becca says: Understanding his wish, he's sent to heaven
ßrea says: no no no, he doesn't die tho ! bella saves him
Becca says: .no
Becca says: Shes dead
ßrea says: he THINKS she's dead, remember?
ßrea says: and then she saves him
Becca says: no.
Becca says: shes dead
ßrea says: no!
ßrea says: you read new moon right?
ßrea says: he THOGUTH she was dead
Becca says: I know
Becca says: But he didn't have a lemon then
Becca says: So this is clearly a differant time
ßrea says: maybe he did, we don't know.
Becca says: lol
Becca says: I guess not.
ßrea says: lol
Becca says: Okay, you win
ßrea says: yay!
ßrea says: lol
Becca says: For the first and last time
Becca says: Okay, how about, you know how he thought he was dead and went to heaven?
Becca says: But he was still alive?
Becca says: well, not really alive... but
ßrea says: and then he realizes that they are both alive
Becca says: Exactly!
Becca says: Now go write your line
ßrea says: lol okay
Becca says: My nana is a bagel boy
ßrea says?
Becca says: lol, she was just watching that tim hortons commercial
Becca says: And said she was a bagel boy
Becca says: so...
Becca says: Write your line!
ßrea says: she's there now, screaming loud at him
Becca says: He opens his eyes, her smile is grim?
ßrea says: he says "my father, he was right..."
Becca says: "No! You're here!" She she wants to fight?
Becca says: ugh, that sucked .
ßrea says: abruptly shes behind him now
Becca says: "What?" He wakes, and wondors how
ßrea says: the volturi are on the prowl
Becca says: "Hold your nose, they smell so foul"
ßrea says: ahhh i dont know what to write!
Becca says: The boy and girl cling together tight?
ßrea says: the cloaked ones laugh with morbid might lol ?
ßrea says: how long have we been going at this?
Becca says: Not long enough, since we're not finished yet lol, we should do this for like a book report or something Minus my swear words
ßrea says: lol totally
Becca says: "The 2 may live, with one big factor!'
Becca says: (thats my next line)
Becca says: all I can think of now is "Then they go home, and get hit by a tractor"
ßrea says: and then, ed spoke, the perfect actor
Becca says: oh
Becca says: What does he say?
Becca says: lol
ßrea says: omg i was thinking tractor at first too
ßrea says: umm how 'bout "fuck off?"
ßrea says: jk
Becca says: "You can't take her, with me she is safe" ??
ßrea says: his words are sharp, the deal is done
ßrea says??
Becca says: It has to rhyme with safe dumbbum
ßrea says: shit
ßrea says: lol i know by', here i'll try again
ßrea says: what the hell rymes with safe?
ßrea says: lol
Becca says: ummm...
ßrea says: chafe?
ßrea says: that's about it really..
Becca says: "And it is true, I hate the name Rafe"
ßrea says: LMAO
Becca says: That line came from my cousin
Becca says: Mizlizza
ßrea says: haha she just made my day
Becca says: ummm... How 'bout "And I can't keep standing here, my thighs will chafe"
ßrea says: OMG
ßrea says: LMFAO
ßrea says: ok we'll use it
Becca says: Awesome!
ßrea says: with that, he left, bells safe in his arms
Becca says: Back to Forks, to live on their farms
ßrea says: hahaha what a perfect ending
Becca says: awesome
Becca says: OMFG I'm putting this on my profile
Becca says: This conversation and everything
ßrea says: lol omg
Becca says: It'll be called "The makings of a fine poemme"
ßrea says: wait!
Becca says: what?
ßrea says: we must name it
Becca says: oh yeah!
Becca says: lol
Becca says: Okay...
Becca says: umm...
Becca says: umm...
Becca says: I've got it!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~The finished product ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Volterra

A boy with eyes like melted gold,

His story here will soon unfold.

He holds a lemon in his hand,

And calls the rain down to the land.

Each drop falls like broken glass,

They poke like Emmett, a pain in his ass.

He sighs and sees his brothers face,

Having no trouble keeping pace.

The lemon crushes in his fist,

His brother laughs, the boy is pissed.

His heart is like the mangled fruit,

Thanks to his girl, she kicked the boot.

He hears her voice, so clear and loud,

But soon it's muffled, heard through a crowd.

The voices never stop for breath,

He cannot hear his love in death.

He lifts an icy, dripping hand,

And turns the rain to piles of sand.

He's done, he's spent, and sunlight breaks,

He reveals himself, for goodness sakes!

The Voltouri come, and eye his lemon,

Understanding his wish, he's sent to heaven.

She's there now, screaming loud at him,

He opens his eyes, her smile is grim.

He says "My fater, he was right!",

"No, you're here!" she wants to fight.

Abruptly, she's behind him now,

"What?" He wakes, and wondors how.

The Voltouri are on the prowl,

"Hold your nose, they smell so foul".

The boy and girl cling together tight,

The cloaked ones laugh with morbid might.

"The two may live, with one big factor!",

And then Ed spoke, the perfect actor,

"You can't take her, with me she's safe,

And I can't stand here, my thighs will chafe".

With that, he left, Bella safe in his arms,

Back to Forks, to live on their farms.

The End.

~~~ And an honourable mention to a line that did not make it, "And it is true, I hate the name Rafe" . Melissa, you rock! ~~~

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