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Author has written 19 stories for Naruto. reader.escapist.pretender I am (ideally) on my way to becoming an editor (someday soon). So if you get disgustingly (or deliciously) detailed reviews from me that are much too long and probably very winded... that's probably why. I look for writing that gives me a) thrills and b) chills... and c) laughter (which doesn't rhyme, but I threw it in there any way, because thats how I roll). Intelligent writing is key, but not so intelligent that it loses feeling. A mix of the two is always nice. I will read almost anything, but I will review those that amaze. All that I ask is that you move me. Unfortunately, I am old (23!! she gasps, and tries to turn in shame to hide her elderly face), but still foaming at the mouth for characters who (as much as I might wish otherwise) are not real. (But who needs real anyway, she says with an air of nonchalance that even a certain masked ninja would admire). Upcomingdates: Try Not to Vomit on Your Wedding Dress: Chapter 3 has been, ahem, "started." It will be uploaded ASAP Shrinks: Chapter 3 has NOT been started. Unfortunately, I have writer's block. I never should have started an AU. Damn it. 1/5/08: Holy crap, I'm actually changing this up. So, my two OTPs 4 Lyfe are SasuSaku and LightXL (bc g'damn intellectual shmex is well, teh shmex. you know). Yeah, I know, I disappear for months and then I expect you all to still lurve me... well, I mean... duh. For your viewing pleasure: p l u m f i t . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m Original pieces: r u n w i t h s k i z z e r s . d e v i a n t a r t . c o m Questions? Comments? Concerns? (or dare I say it... Praise??) runwithskizzersATgmailDOTcom p.s. Icon courtesy of akashaelfwitch | |||||||
1. So Predictable reviewsEver since she had broken into Sasuke's house a few months earlier and seen that well-worn copy of Icha Icha he'd kept hidden from the world… her curiosity had been sparked. SasuSaku. Sequel to Bloody Typical.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-28-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.2. Changes » reviewsGod denied her the genetic make up necessary to hate her dark haired avenger or deny his shackles. She would have taught him happiness. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-30-09 - Published: 5-19-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.3. Hope reviews"Hope," she broke the silence, "Is a beautiful thing to have." Drabble. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-5-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete4. La Distance reviews"I don't need you." He all but spat the words at her, hoping she'd see how they could carve up her insides if he'd just made them a little sharper. This is what he was. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-28-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete5. Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree » reviews"About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let's just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother." He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 6-6-08 - Published: 5-23-08 - Complete6. And So They Were » reviewsSasuSaku. "Thank you, because I was planning on falling in love with him and changing sides to Akatsuki, betraying my friends, my family, and my home. And, I'm totally going to tell him ALL about Naruto." Sequel to And So They Met.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 192 - Updated: 4-23-08 - Published: 3-13-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.7. And So They Met » reviews[SasuSaku] "You can't die, Sasuke." He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. "I will never forgive you." He took a breath before responding. [Complete]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,542 - Reviews: 1049 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 11-5-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete8. Try Not to Vomit on Your Wedding Dress » reviews"By the way, Sasuke. After I do this, I'm going to get you back so hard you will have no idea what hit you." Then she slammed back the drink. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 10-22-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.9. Shrinks » reviewsSasuke just sighed, resigning himself to the fate of having the worst day ever. [SasuSaku] [AU]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 7-24-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.10. I Don't Like You reviews[SasuSaku] "I said, I. Don't. Like. You." She hissed. She actually hissed at him. In which Sakura is angry, and Sasuke is tortured. And confused. PseudoCrack. Rated for language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 6-15-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete11. Fat Avenger » reviews[SasuSaku] Three weeks in to their [ridiculous, disgusting, hard, painful, annoying] training regimen, Sakura stopped him amidst his pushups. "Oi, Sasukekun, let's spar." Complete.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 3-11-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete12. Revenge, is a Terrible Thing reviews[SasuSaku] [Team 7 hilarity] "Don't look at the pictures. Just don't. Just give them to me." Well, now she had to look at them. So she did and nearly dropped them in surprise. Rated for language. I think. Did I mention this was Crack? Because it is.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 1-25-07 - Sakura H. - Complete13. Confliction reviews[SasuSaku] She was moaning. She knew it. And she wished she wasn't. Drabble. Rated for mature themes and situations.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 12-20-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. The Road to Life reviews[Kakashi]period[Because that is all you'll ever need.] Kakashi grinned under his mask – he loved the Road to Life. Ready yourself for a extravaganza of Crack.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-14-06 - Kakashi H. - Complete15. Stumped » reviews[SasuSaku] Sasuke decided not to bother with finding a recipe. He was going to make something au originale. Because Uchihas did not follow, they led. Crack.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 97 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-5-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete16. Bloody Typical reviews[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 108 - Published: 11-27-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. Desolation reviews[SasuSaku]"Thank you, Sakura." She tilted her head in acknowledgement, and walked away without looking back, but she knew his eyes were on her. Now he would think of her. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-21-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete18. Perception reviews[SasuSaku] It was summer when he saw her again. She stood out against the crowd in the streets as she walked back into her home. Soft colored hair, bottle green irises, and a smile that had never left him. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-13-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete19. Delusion Illusion Dissolution » reviewsNew chapter. And then it all made sense. Twoshot. I swear. [SakuXSasu][second chapter: sasukecentric] Firsttimer. R&R if you will.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-17-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
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