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Author has written 46 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon, Naruto, Dark Tower series, Pirates of the Caribbean, Storm Hawks, Death Note, Twilight, Invader Zim, Breaking Bad, and Powerpuff Girls. I'm a girl paddling furiously against the current that sweeps us all toward cowardice, conformity, and acting your age. I stand for all things mundane and odd. I will someday rule the world, and if you do not read my stories before that time, you will be scrubbing dirty underwear for the remainder of your existence. I’m just another ignorant, conservative nutjob clinging to my bible and my gun. There’s nothing to see here. Move along. Likes: Kerli, cinnamon, Diet Coke, glitter, integrity, Keanu Reeves, popcorn, Linkin Park, cats, cartoons, America, salamanders, Hollywood Undead, BubbleGoth, candles, Doctor Who, snow. Dislikes: society's values, Pepsi, tentworms, romantic comedies, Lady GaGa, hot weather, high schools’ social hierarchies, Will Ferrell, algebra, adultery, Jersey Shore, yappy dogs, Sarah Jessica Parker, ditsy conformist teenagers. School was a living hell for me because kids ostracized and gossiped about me, and after suffering severe depression coupled with extreme anxiety and, consequently, being suicidal from late middle school through most of high school, I am just now learning to be happy and forgiving. It’s been a long, long road, and I am only now beginning to realize that the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t a myth. I will never ever have kids – in a world like this it would be inhumane. I would never put an innocent child through what I’ve been through, ever, and I will never forget every sneer and every word against me, nor the faces of the people who saw me as nothing more than something to mock and ignore. My sense of humor is extremely dry and sarcastic at times, but also nonsensical and irreverent. I am a drifter. You will find me anywhere from the pop machines on Foodcourtia (sneaking free refills of Diet Poop) to the parks and museums of Townsville where I hope to catch a glimpse of the Professor and his girls from time to time. Sometimes I stay on an abandoned terra where nobody else lives, catching up on my reading and my art. It’s always an honor when Aerrow and the gang drop by to spend a day or two at the house. If you see me around, don’t be afraid to say hi – I’m extremely shy, but I really appreciate a friendly face once in a while. (In an alternate dimension, I am a skinny blonde college student who is obsessed with her cats and is extremely socially handicapped.) Though my stories are often very dark, I have pretty high morals. Because something appears in one of my fics doesn’t mean that I condone it. Remember kiddies, this is where I go to let off steam, whether it be wallowing in my ZADR immorality or venting my rage as the Storm Hawks slaughter the Cyclonian monsters who dare to prey on the innocent. I don’t mean my ratings lightly. T may be offensive and M will undoubtedly be adult or dark. Updates are sporadic – if you want to keep track of me, check on deviantART where I update a bit more frequently or on Twitter where I most commonly hang out. It’s such an honor to see the little notes in my inbox when you favorite or review a story. I want nothing more than for you to enjoy my insanity, so I cherish feedback. I’ll gladly take requests, and chatting with fellow geeks gives me the warm fluffies. The only piece of advice you will ever need is this: you can spend your time wishing people were the way you imagine them and wishing the world was as you dream, or you can be the person you wish the world had and mold the world into what you most want. It’s the easiest and most rewarding choice you’ll ever make. Integrity.Love.Unity. I.L.U. My deviantART Account: http://Chat-Mort.deviantART.com My Twitter Account: http://twitter.com/#!/GoldenSnowflake | |||||
1. The Best of Intentions reviewsIt was just a mistunderstanding. Really. But that doesn't change the fact that it will haunt Dib's nightmares forever. Angst/ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-12 - Dib & Zim2. Helpless reviewsAn entire life has been devoted to thwarting him … so strange to think that with merely a tangling of tongues it has crumpled at his feet. ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-10-12 - Zim & Dib - Complete3. Angel » reviewsThe Dark Ace never expected to find a supposedly extinct species still alive on a remote, uncharted terra, and he never imagined how quickly his life could be turned upside down by such a simple discovery.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-8-12 - Published: 1-25-12 - Dark Ace4. Sleep reviews"Who? What-! Oh." The alarm in Dib's eyes disappeared when his stare met that of his arch-nemesis. "So that WASN'T all just an uncomfortably pleasant dream." ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-12 - Dib & Zim5. Hold Me » reviewsAnd as she watched him exhaustedly through the shadows, she almost forgot why she hated him.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 44,849 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 4-2-10 - Piper & Dark Ace6. Mrs Bertie's Algebra Class » reviewsIf another world suddenly appeared before you- if it opened its arms and invited you in -what would you do? Would you be too afraid to leave everything behind, or would you jump in without looking back?Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,169 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-22-12 - Published: 1-22-117. Possession reviewsHe wanted to consume him, to possess him. To destroy him. And now he could. ZADR lemon.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-12 - Dib & Zim8. Fascination reviewsAnd now a face has been given to the belief that has ruled Dib's very existence – a face that has validated all that he is. A Dib-centric ZADR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-28-11 - Dib & Zim - Complete9. What Goes Around » reviewsBut he was betrayed, the Storm Hawks defeated, and all hope lost. Until now. Every story has a beginning. And this is theirs.Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-17-11 - Published: 6-8-1110. Autumn reviewsButtercup's fist was curled in the collar of his shirt, her other set of knuckles shaking as she tried to hold it back. Her eyes were bright and hurt and livid. "I am NOT just a superhero."Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-26-11 - Ace & Buttercup - Complete11. Change of Heart reviewsHe is reaching for something that suddenly, after an ongoing battle so fierce that is has claimed the entirety of their focus for years, has simply turned and walked away. And he didn't know how important it was until he'd lost it.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-11 - Zim & Dib - Complete12. Negro reviewsCommitment is off-limits, but making good decisions isn't much easier. Jesse/Jane-centric, based on episode 14.Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-21-11 - Complete13. Dance reviewsNone of them really knew what happened. Aerrow had a chance, but... Stork stands by and watches it all, until one day, he's had enough.Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-7-11 - Stork & Piper - Complete14. Questions reviewsThere's a long pause, and Dib looks over at Zim. The Irken is waiting to have his full attention, which would be kind of endearing if it wasn't simultaneously very, very annoying. ZADFInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-11 - Dib & Zim - Complete15. The Rain reviewsThe comfort of sleep is better when you have someone to share it with. ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-11 - Dib & Zim - Complete16. Potent reviewsIt shouldn't have happened. It almost didn't. But once it was done, there was no going back. ZAGRInvader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-4-11 - Gaz & Zim - Complete17. Answer reviewsA tall boy in a trenchcoat and a petite green boy walk down the street, bickering, unaware that they're being watched. ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-4-11 - Dib & Zim - Complete18. Kisses reviewsZim despises the ways of human affection. ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-12-11 - Dib & Zim - Complete19. Buzzed reviewsA nerd, an alien, and a robot dog walk into a bar. ZADFInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-30-11 - Dib & Zim - Complete20. Turbulence reviewsWhat happens when a diabolical Irken and a spastic teenage nerd end up getting seated together on an airplane? Well, the world is about to find out.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-29-10 - Dib & Zim21. Strange reviewsSometimes there's no way to rationalize the simplest of actions. ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-25-10 - Zim & Dib - Complete22. Alien reviewsFifty sentences of the bizarre mayhem that is Zim's life. Warning: ZADR and utter randomness ahoy!Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-10-10 - Zim & Dib - Complete23. To The Kitchen reviewsNormally, an individual does not discover a tiny green person in her house, bent on world domination. Then again, this "normal" is far from what usually transpires anyway.Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-10 - Zim - Complete24. One Word reviewsBecause it's all that is needed- one word for each love that could be, is, and has been.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete25. The Edge reviewsThere is only one thing those of a wretched heart fear more than defeat; more than death. But it's only logical to be fond of the person who gave you what you most wanted ... isn't it?Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-10 - Dark Ace - Complete26. Desperate reviewsHe's nothing but a plaything to her. But to the Dark Ace, his master is so much more.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-9-10 - Dark Ace & Cyclonis - Complete27. The Secret Life of the American Storm Hawk reviewsIt was the ultimate battle - or so they thought. In reality they had fallen into her trap. When it backfires and Cyclonis and Ace are also enveloped, they and the Storm Hawks learn that Oblivion Crystals don't send you to oblivion at all...Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-2-0928. Infractus Intus reviewsIt's Aerrow and Piper's wedding night. Aerrow should be happy, but he isn't. He's tormented by a secret that will haunt him forever - one that Piper can never find out.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-2-09 - Aerrow & Cyclonis29. The Heist reviewsMeet Bella, a beautiful, lonely girl who longs for friendship. Meet Edward, a brilliant, handsome vampire. When he displays interest in her, Bella is willing to do anything to keep him close. But when she realizes she's bait, will it be worth it?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-09 - Bella & Edward30. Black, White, And The Things In Between » reviewsWhat happens when a servant turns against his master? When two squad-mates realize they like the same girl? When stalker hens attack? All this and more is explored in my beloved collection of stories found here.Storm Hawks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-27-09 - Published: 10-15-0831. Blood and Teeth » reviewsBits and pieces of how Shadow is seen through my eyes. Life is quite an experience for the world's ultimate life form.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-17-09 - Shadow32. Home reviewsSo many losses and so much tension have settled themselves over our heads here … it's still Konoha, but it sure isn't home.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-09 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete33. How To Kill A ShinigamiThis night a sin had been committed. The only sin he could commit. He had followed her. Watched her. Learned her every habit and flaw. And he had been bewitched by her.Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Published: 3-31-09 - Complete34. Loss And Hope reviewsSometimes you think there's nothing left to fight for when the whole world is right in front of you.Storm Hawks - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-08 - Complete35. Mistake reviewsShe suddenly realized what was bothering her. She had been blind to destiny and she could never go back... major Sparrabeth!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-7-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete36. Goodbye, Sasuke reviewsSasuke talked to Sakura before he left. But he talked to somebody else as well. SasukeOCNaruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-7-07 - Sasuke U. - Complete37. Loser reviewsHere I sit, watching my worst enemy win my true love's heart.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-7-07 - Ino Y. & Sasuke U. - Complete38. I Love You reviewsMy tribute to poor, sweet little Gaara. Click here, Suna fans! GaaraOCNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-07 - Gaara - Complete39. Roland, Meet Steve reviewsThis is totally random. I had just finished the third Dark Tower book and just finished my third Diet Coke, so I was feeling a little eccentric...Dark Tower series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-6-07 - Complete40. Call Ended reviewsA companion to my other KnuxRouge oneshot called Don't Cha. Knuckles gets an unexpected visitor, THEN an unexpected phone call...Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-5-07 - Knuckles & Rouge - Complete41. Don't Cha reviewsKnux is bored one day when he gets an unexpected visit. Major character bashing! tee hee hee...Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-07 - Knuckles & Rouge - Complete42. Before The Rain Comes reviewsAnko is visiting with somebody she shouldn't be. My first Naruto story!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-5-07 - Anko M. & Orochimaru - Complete43. Umbreon and I » reviewsAn outcast trainer and her Umbreon begin to travel through the Orre region in search of purpose. They incounter several unique people along the way...Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-2-0644. Myself reviewsAnother random poem. This one's about Shadow.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-27-06 - Shadow - Complete45. Us in Me reviewsRandom TR poem.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-06 - Complete46. This Means War! » reviewsRouge finds herself in the same nightclub as Knuckles and an interesting card game ensues...Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 8-4-06 - Rouge & Knuckles - Complete
