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Golden Snowflake
Poll: Is Storm Hawks an anime, a cartoon, or something entirely on its own? Vote Now!
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since: 06-26-06, id: 1075877, Profile edited: 10-14-08
country: United States
Author has written 16 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, Naruto, Storm Hawks, Stephen King, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

If you want America's Cartoon Network to bring Storm Hawks back, go to http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/feedback/index.html now and ask them to! Don't let the best animated series on TV get cancelled forever...


Hi! I'm Golden Snowflake, but you can call me Ruby.

Stork: You who? Nobody's gonna look at your profile anyway.

Lee: That is not true! A couple people read her stories!

Stork: Mmmhmm. Name one.

Ruby: Uh... my best friend! She reads my stories! Or she did... when I updated them, anyway...

Stork: That's what I thought...

Ruby: Well, SOMEBODY'S reading this right now. Look. (points) There's HOPE!

Stork: Not really. I mean, LOOK at that kid, that's not what I'd call-

Ruby: STORK! SHUT UP! Just... READ MY STORIES! PLEASE!


Announcement: Watch Storm Hawks. Now. If you don't, you'll wake up tonight with a banjo-playing mongoose on your head and he'll quote Uncle Rico and the Joker until you do. You have been warned.


Description of Moi

Your average high school geek. Nobody likes me cuz my hair's too long and cuz the weird kids follow me around. (I feel BAD for them, though! They need friends too!) I think I'm pretty, though. Guys stare, no, LEER at me outside of school.

Stork: The ones who don't know you're a geek.

Ruby: Right. I mean NO! Who let you in, anyway? Get OUT!

Stork: Fine, suit yourself.

Ruby: (sigh) anyway, my two favorite pastimes are drawing and writing. I love my pets (three cats and a rabbit who eats shoelaces) and I'm a total talk radio freak. Oh, come on. Hasn't anybody heard of Glenn Beck? Anybody...?

Bloo: Oh, me! ME!

Ruby: Bloo? You do- when did you get here?

Bloo: I came in when the slouchy green guy went out. By the way, Mia's eating your shoelaces again.

Ruby: Oh, no. Which pair?

Bloo: The big clunky black ones.

Ruby: You put the rabbit in my closet? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! (slams door)

Bloo: Tell the bunny I said hi! ... So, anyway, Ruby grew up in Paraguay and lived among the polar bears until she was six. Then she moved back to Tokyo and got her degrees in animation and welding, and bought a gigantic Victorian house on the lower east side with fifty bedrooms, ten point five bathrooms, and four half-baths for her 42nd birthday.

Lee: Not to be of any annoyance, but I do not think any of that is true...

Bloo: Oh, yeah? Well how do YOU know?!

Lee: For one, she isn't even half as old as you said. Concerning the traveling, she's only ever been to Canada, three times, and the last time was when her father took her and she sat in the hotel room the whole time while he called his girlfriend from the parking lot.

Bloo: STALKER! LEE'S A STALKER!

Lee: I am not! I simply know the location of her diary...

Bloo: Lemmie see it. LEMMIE SEE IT! (drags Lee out and slams door)


+ My Stories +

These are both published fics and stories that will sit on my laptop, forgotten, for all of eternity. But if you think one sounds interesting that isn't on here, let me know and I'll post it for ya.

+ Sonic Stories +

The Silver Key It's about Rouge's childhood. This one nasty guy got all over for me for using poor writing- HELLO, IT'S WRITTEN FROM A FIVE-YEAR-OLD'S PERSPECTIVE! I guess that means... I did good!

This Means War! The first one I actually finished. Knuckles and Rouge get into a card game that kinda ends up with a symbolic meaning. Everybody loved it, though!

Don't Cha Knux is bored when he gets an unwanted visit. It came out funny!

Call Ended Companion/sequel to Don't Cha. Knuxie gets another visit... and a phone call! Double the funniness.

+ Pokemon Stories +

Ruby's Story I wrote this in like, fourth grade, so I think it's ghastly. Pardon the pun. But everybody still reads it! Whattaya know... So when I get around to it I'll publish it on here.

Umbreon & I Pokemon Trozei inspired me to write this. Phobos is the best thing since sliced bread! Why no fics about them? Oh. Right. Here's one. DUH.

Us In Me A Team Rocket poem. Nobody ever reviewed it. You're all a bunch of MOOSES, you know that?

Ruby's Story II I'm writing this now on my new laptop. Whoopie! Laptop!! I named it Itachi. Involving a whole new cast of characters and new Pokemon mysteries. You'll never guess who's a spy for Team Rocket!

+ Naruto Stories +

Before The Rain Comes A short Orochi-sama x Anko story. It came out super-cute! Read it!!

I Love You My tribute to sweet wittle Mr. Sandyman. Gaara needs a major hug, dude.

Skittles Totally random sand sibs fic from Temari's point of view. I might update with the other chapters, but I don't think they come close to the first...

Goodbye, Sasuke A sad, dark, angsty story about my own character, Keata, and Sasuke's departure. I don't hate Sasuke anymore! This came out perfectly. Thanks, Myukie-Hitomi, for helping me get in that morbid writing mood! This is dedicated to you.

Loser My newest Naruto story. Suppose things had happened differently... a tribute to anyone who ever felt left out.

I Hate Konoha A story that sprang from an almost-lemon I wrote half a year ago. A young girl, Keata, is walking in the forest when she's saved by a ninja from the village she most fears. As her life is ripped apart, torn between her loyalty for Leaf and her loyalty for the sannin whose minion saved her, she is forced to make a decision that will be the wrong one no matter what.

+ Pirates of the Caribbean Stories +

Mistake Elizabeth reflects on her marriage to Will... and on Captain Jack Sparrow. MAJOR Sparrabeth.

+ Storm Hawks Stories +

What Just Happened? Tis an argument between Piper and Stork. READETH IT!

Never Forget A bunch of drabbles - most romancey - about Cyclonia and the resistance alike.

Failure "Is that clear?" Ravess lowered her eyes. "Failure is not an option. Unless your death is."

The Three Muskeclonians A humorous documentation of Dark Ace's breif days as a mentor to two young girls who don't fit in anywhere else. (It's more writing practice than anything.)

Mrs. Bertie's Algebra Class What if you suddenly learned that everything you've lived for is a fantasy? What if another world opened its glorious eyes before you? Would you turn your back on it, or would you plunge headfirst into it?
(I'm having FUN with this one - it's 90 pages long already!)

Anymore Inspired by Kerli's Love is Dead ... Aerrow and Piper have finally gotten married, and Piper is happier than anyone on Atmos. And while thy sky knight knows that he should be as well, he isn't. Memories haunt him; those of something he will always keep a secret but will never forget.


+Thoughts and Ideas+

- What do you think my driving instructor would do if I pulled on to the highway and said, "Just so you know, I'm in counciling for being suicidal"? I bet he'd be upset. XD

- I'm old enough to spend an hour straightening my hair every morning, look for colleges online all afternoon, and go out looking at the types of cars I'm interested in. And I'm becoming obsessed with Bionicle.

- Don't put marshmallows in the microwave. It's not pretty.

- (singing)
I kissed a merb and I liked it
The taste of his green lips
I kissed a merb just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a merb and I liked it...
I LIKED IT! (but I think I got his mindworms)

- Have you ever woken up with a cat standing on your face? It's ... different. She hears my alarm clock and comes zooming in, thinking, it's time for breakfast! Yeah!

- Do you know why I'm annoyed with Naruto? It's because my six favorite characters die or have died. ALL SIX!

- I can't get the word "potato" out of my head. People ask, "How are you?" and I wanna shout, "POTATO!"

- Have you ever seen a kitty with hiccups? It's adorable. Yup. C:

- So my mom and I went on a walk, talking about the Twilight books, and there was this HUGE wolf spider in the road that skittered away from us when we got close. My mom ran over and kept stopping it with her feet when it tried to get away until it held still and we could look at it. So we both bent over and stared at it for a minute. Then it started sprinkling, so I freaked out and wanted to get going. She started stomping to scare it off the road so it wouldn't get hit. It just sat there. So she stepped back and tried again. STOMP. Nothin'. STOMP. Nothin' again. STOMP.

And it wasn't there anymore.

I realized it had jumped on her shoe a split second before she did, and then she started jumping and screaming until it finally flew off and ran away. IT WAS HILARIOUS!!

- Atmos: world of a thousand mountaintop kingdoms, each protected by a sky knight against the forces of darkness ... beasts. Rogues. And worst of all? Cyclonians. The greatest of all sky knights led the Storm Hawks. His mission: unite the kingdoms and rid Atmos of evil forever. But he was betrayed. The Storm Hawks defeated. And all hope lost ... until now. I'm Aerrow, the last descendadnt of the original Storm Hawks, and I've been given their mission. This is my squadron. Finn; the marksman. Junko; the strongman. Piper; the specialist. Stork; the helmsman. And of course, my co-pilot Radarr. We're the Storm Hawks, and for us the sky is never the limit.

(I don't own that!! I just randomly blurt it out a lot.)

- My best friend has seen The Dark Knight four times. W-O-W.

- There are three rubber squirrels on my desk. I think I'll name them Joe, Phil, and Frank. They're cute!

- Ambrel and soldier4Christ are my fanfiction heroes. I hope you guys know that! Yeay for you!

- If any of you are people from school who were curious, then hi! Sorry to disappoint, but I'm just as geeky as you heard. While you're here, though, read away! I won't mind if you do...

- Life is my creation, is my best friend,
Imagination is my defense,
And I'll keep walkin' when skies are gray,
Whatever happens was meant that way.

(That's the chorus to Kerli's song 'The Creationist.')

- The Mummy was hilarious. I've never dozed off at a movie before. But I started dreaming about Finn, so it was okay!

- (singing)
Well, we all just wanna be leaf sannin
Cause the girls are pretty (but they’re always mean)
The wins come easy and the minions come cheap
They all stay thin no matter what they eat
Though they
Pass out on the coolest bars
They know ninjas are still better then avatars (just kidding)
Good looks are a pleasure that all three share
Like the fifth Hokage with her bleach blond hair and well,
Hey, hey, I wanna be a sannin
Hey, hey, I wanna be a sannin!

- I am suddenly and profoundly, very, very happy. Thus, I am officially giving you a virtual hug. (HUG!) Now go do yourself a favor and hug somebody else! And GOD BLESS AMERICA!! Yee!

- Everybody hates Dark Ace/Master Cyclonis fics and the pairing altogether. That's surprising to me. Many people say, "Oh, I don't like the age difference," and the other I get is "It's more of a master/servant relationship."

Dark Ace is the only person Cyclonis trusts. Humans are full of emotions: sadness, love, fear... when there's only one person she values, especially as lonely as she is, would it be easy for her to filter which feelings she directed at him?

Also, we all think the bad guys are cool- I'm guilty of it myself. But making them compassionate and chaste for the sake of jutsifying our love of them is a little unrealistic. Dark Ace murdered his squadron in cold blood for power. Would he really think twice about leering at a beautiful girl ten years younger than him? I highly doubt it.

Personally, I prefer the brother/sister idea, but those are my thoughts on the matter.

- I see that I've been getting hits from Estonia! So to all of you, quit picking on Kerli! She's talented and deserves every fan she's getting. And to completely contradict what I just said, you're cool because you're in the country she's from. Yeay you!!

- Charlie the Unicorn is funny ... but it's more like a bad nightmare.

- Coke should make a non-carbonated beverage that's translucent so you can put it in your water bottle and sneak it to school. I think it should be called Coke Kleer.

- My funny squirrels are still on my desk! Oops! Frank fell over!

- I downloaded the Shadow the Hedgehog sountrack from here! It's an AWESOME site.
>> http://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=460082

- What the heck? Spitz x Piper?! No more old lasagna before bed for me! o.o

- Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race Death Race OMIGHOSH, YOU HAVE TO SEE DEATH RACE! IT WAS AWESOME!!

- I have allergies, so I'm sensitive to light. So I am sitting in my room with the lights off, the blinds drawn, and sunglasses on. Yeah. That's how weird I am.

- I was just thinking ... I've been known to do that sometimes ... and all the time I used to call myself a "Johnny Depp fan" or, say, a "Shia LeBouf fan." You shouldn't do that. Don't devote your entire life to somebody who will never know you exist. You can't be caterogized under somebody you think is more important than you, because they aren't. You could be just as great someday.

- Check this out. My mom's friend's sister-in-law is Johnny Depp's fashion designer. My dad's buisness partner's brother-in-law is Preston Root. The guy who my parents sold their paper-route to is Chris Kirkpatrick's step-sibling, and my 8th grade english teacher has had Justin Timberlake over for a cookout. Oh! And my uncle got a letter signed by the president thanking him for his services. How cool is all that?! XD

- When Sasuke hit Gaara during their match, Gaara screamed "BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!" I'm sure glad he's not a girl...

- Good for Eric McLean! He deserved no more than his sentencing. I pray that he'll be able to start a new life now that he's rid of his horrid wife.

- Amy Lee doesn't want Shaun? Okie dokie then, he's all mine. MIIIIEEEN!

- I have a ... well, "pen-pal," I guess. He's one of my dearest friends. He's been in a really bad mood lately and hasn't written me back in half a week, though. And I'm REALLY WORRIED!! If you can hear me, bro, please be okay! (cries)


My Favorites!

TV Shows

Storm Hawks ... Pokemon ... PKMN Chronicles ... Naruto ... Xiaolin Showdown ... Sonic X ... MAR ... DBZ ... Xiaolin Showdown ... Teen Titans ... Ben 10 ... Chowder ... House ... CSI: Miami ... 24 ... Tin Man ... Project Runway ... Banfield & Ford ... The Closer

Movies

Sweeney Todd ... 300 ... Curse of the Black Pearl ... Dead Man's Chest ... At World's End ... Sleepy Hollow ... Secret Window ... Edward Scissorhands ... Lord of the Rings ... PPG Movie ... I, Robot ... Lady in the Water ... The Village ... Over The Hedge ... Transformers ... Star Wars ... Bourne Identity ... Bourne Supremacy ... Bourne Ultimatum ... The Patriot ... The Dark Knight ... Hellboy ... Hellboy 2 ... 16 Blocks ... Underworld ... Don't Cry Now

Books

The Bible (duh) ... Naruto manga ... Bleach manga (I don't stay up late enough to watch it, so...) ... Warriors ... Lisey's Story ... Dark Tower series ... Stephanie Plum novels ... Harry Potter series ... Lord of the Rings ... The Outsiders ... Varjack Paw ... The Supernaturalist ... Slander ... Treason ... Godless ... Twilight Series ... Traveler of the Moon manga ... My Dead Girlfriend manga

People

God (He isn't a people...) ... Myukie-Hitomi ... Glenn Beck ... Sean Hannity ... Rush Limbaugh ... Condoleeza Rice ... Ronald Reagan ... Michelle Malkin ... Ann Coulter ... Mitt Romney ... Johnny Depp ... Kiera Knightly ... Will Smith ... Matt Damon ... Bruce Willis ... Denzel Washington ... Jeff Foxworthy ... Jeff Dunham ... Kerli Koiv ... all my friends ... my mom XP

Favorite Songs

Angels (Within Temptation) ... The Cross (Within Temptation) ... Lithium (Evanescence) ... Going Under (Evanescence) ... Missing (Evanescence) ... Papercut (Linkin Park) ... Breaking The Habit (Linkin Park) ... Misery Business (Paramore) ... Into The Ocean (Blue October) ... I've Been Everywhere (Johnny Cash) ... Clouds (Montgomery Gentry) ... Nothing Better To Do (LeAnn Rimes) ... Caribbean Blue (Enya) ... Orinoco Flow (Enya) ... F.U.N. (SpongeBob o.0) ... Diary Of Jane (Breaking Benjamin) ... Indestructible (Disturbed) ... Prelude 12/21 (AFI) ... Fallen Leaves (Billy Talent) ... Hurt (Johnny Cash) ... Love is Dead (Kerli) ... The Creationist (Kerli) ... Fragile (Kerli)

Characters

PKMN: Jesse ... James ... Meowth ... NARUTO: Gaara ...Kimimaro ... Orochimaru ... Kisame ... Itachi ... Zabuza ... STORM HAKWS: Dark Ace ... Stork ... Ravess ... Finn ... Suzie Lu ... Everybody ... OTHERS: Aragorn ... Legolas ... Ichigo ... Rukia ... Zolo ... Sanji ... Gohan ... Android 18 ... Beast Boy ... Raven ... Terra ... Ginta ... Dorothy ... Chase ... Jack ... Wuya ... EDWARD ... ALICE ... JASPER (Jasper's hawt.)


My Favorite Quotes

EXCITEMENT! -Chowder

Radda radda radda. -Schnitzel

Shut up... or I'll kill you. -Gaara

The first move I make will be the last move you see. -Temari

Like I always say, It's the rider- not the ride. -Aerrow

On a scale of one to ten, I think that's an awesome! -Finn

Oh doom, why have you forsaken me? -Stork

This time... no mercy. -Dark Ace

Why so serious? -the Joker

I believe that what doesn't kill you...only makes you stranger. -the Joker

That's interesting. -Jack Sparrow

That's interestingEEEK! I QUOTED JACK! -Myukie-Hitomi

Boston. Isn't that in New Jersey? -Myukie-Hitomi

All the good guys are gay, taken, or animated! -Cong00

On the political food chain, I could eat a clown. -Glenn Beck

Keep it short, smart, pithy ... I'm not lisping there... -Ashleigh Banfield

SQUIDWARD! THE SKY HAD A BABY FROM MY CEREAL BOX! -Spongebob

It would seem we have reached an impass. -Patrick

Every woman loves Jack Sparrow. -My mom...?

Just try to be normal. Can you do that? -My dad (to me at a restaurant when I was asking for a flying motorcycle for Christmas)

Huh? -Ash

I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening. -James

Dat's right! -Meowth

Juicy Monkey! -kid in reading class (Q: What was Queen Mary's nickname? A: Bloody Mary)

Shut up! -Paul Sr.

The only thing that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the story. -Mort Rainey

Mmm! Verbs! -Gonard

Naked is a state of mind. Do we have any milk? -Mikey Simon

THIS IS SPARTA! -King Leonidas XP

Rush Limbaugh is the king. Sean Hannity is the prince. Glenn Beck is the joker. And I am their loyal subject. -Me

Have you ever watched Storm Hawks? Yeah? Yeah, the British people were kinda vain and uptight, but the French people were just plain crazy! -Me

If there are no dogs in heaven, I want to go where the dogs are. -Albert Einstein


Something Funny And Strange (Summer 06)

I'm at my Dad's office. He's not here, though. He's working.

Actually, no I'm not. This was two months ago. But you can read it anyway. ... (see?)

I'm wearing really cool cargo pants I got yesterday... they look like the pair my Sim wears. YEAY, SIMS 2!

Um... My dad's radio is on in the background. Christian radio. A very good decision, but REALLY annoying...

My grandma also works here. She smokes. blech. I think she's hacking up a lung back there...

Uh... my friend is spending the night @ my house! We're camping, so I hope it isn't cold in the camper...

Last time we camped in the camper everything got really moist. My DS, for example. I was like, "AMY! Breathe! Are you alive? SPEAK TO MEEE!" And my friend was like, "Dude, it's a DS. It can't talk." And I was like, "Tom Nook's hot!" And she was like, "EEW!" And I was like, "Just kidding. Gosh."

And I owe her brother 20 bucks. I bought all his Bionicle and Lord of the Rings trading cards. (I paid him back)

And (update as of 8/12) he's threatening me, saying if I don't pay him back soon that all my worst nightmares will be realized. And I just spent all my money on Sonic and Sonic X comic subscriptions! Great.

Have you ever played that ancient Nintendo game, Top Gear? It ROX! And so does Mean Bean Machine. Ever played that? It's a lot like Pokemon Trozei.

At the family reunion last weekend, my two favorite cousins and I were swinging... even though we're 15 and 13 and 13... we were bored... and this kid came up to us. He said, "I'm Josh." We all said hi. Then he said, "Is that a DS?" I responded with "Yup." Then he said, "I don't mess with that Nintendo shit anymore." I hate cussing, so I got really angry. I said "WHADDID YOU SAY?" And he said, "Nintendo sucks." And I said, "You suck." Then one of my cousins said, "Get lost, loser." And he did.

Hee :)

OH YEEEAAAH! And I forgot, that Josh kid has a really CUTE older brother. My cousins think he's annoying. He kept STARING at me. And even though he was like, 16, I glanced back when we were leaving and he was SWINGING on the SWING I'd been SWINGING on. Yeah, BIG sweatdrop.

And then, later, and my cousin’s wedding, they rode off into the sunset on motorcycles instead of a lame o limo. We all had to stand on either side and let these balloons go when they went by, and he was standing RIGHT BESIDE ME.

But it gets WORSE...

dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuun...

The balloon lady would hold out a bunch of balloons and you'd just grab one. She held out TWO BETWEEN US. There was a purple and an orange, and nooo, I wasn't gettin no stinkin ORANGE...

and...

WE BOTH GRABBED THE PURPLE ONE!

But I wouldn't let go, so he took the orange one. Sheesh. THAT was an interesting day.

(but if he was at my family reunion, weren't we related?)

Oh yeah, and then my cousin and his girlfriend were supposed to take me to my friend's house to spend the night, and we got LOST. It was fun. His girlfriend was like, "The moon's really orange. It looks like a slice of cantaloupe." And my cousin and I laughed SOO hard...

She got mad.

Hee hee hee XD

Soo... yeah. I'm kinda crazy.

Hey! I know! Since NOBODY's gonna read this far, I'll put who I like here...

There were, like, 200 people (cough)andhedgehogs(cough) here that I liked. When people started actually READING it, I decided to delete it. (sweatdrop)

Okay. I'm really running out of stuff to say now.

And it's 9:52 AM.

And I got up at 6:05.

sleeeepyyyy...

and 5:57 yesterday...

and 5:16 the day before.

How can I remember that..?

My dad's business partner is here now.

HI JAMES!

C'mon, kids, everybody say "HI, JAMES!"

la lala la laaa...

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~ My Other Accounts ~

Yar. These be me other names. Go see whatcha think. Arr.

http://chat-mort.deviantart.com/

http://www.youtube.com/user/FluffyPurpleKitty


~ My Opinions On Stuff ~
Okay. This is totally random stuff that I like rambling aimlessly about. If you want to agree or argue, go right ahead and PM me! Remember, I spend my free time talking to forks and balancing things on the flat part of my head. I'm no expert; I'm just a kid.

Weather. I don't like sunny weather. IT BURNS! The thought of liking something that everybody else likes... kinda bores me. I don't know why, but I like rain and snow much more. Maybe it's because I like change or because I just like being different. Maybe it's because I get major headaches from bright light. Whatever the reason, I'll take dreary to bright any day.

Lemons. Well... hmm. If you're mature enough to handle stories with sexual content, then be my guest and read away. Granted, my mom would saw my head off with a toothbrush if she saw some of the things on this site, but would you rather I read stories to calm my raging hormones or go out and get pregnant myself? HUH? (Although I don't really read them anymore.)

Yaoi. In my opinion, yaoi is just another way gay activists are pushing their agenda on us, and unfortunately, kids like me are their most influential victims. I don't mean to be graphic, but guys and girls are built differently to, uh, fit properly. Onion ring and onion ring or french fry and french fry don't work, okay? Cuzza political corectness, we can't even call homosexuality a disease, so if there is a way to treat it, then it would be mean of us to try finding it! How dare we try to help people!! Look, I have nothing against those of said preference. Each to his own, I guess, but Christianity condems it as a sin. Everybody sins, so I don't hate those homies for it. I just wish it wasn't illegal to try helping someone like that.

Anime is Satanic. Okay. Whoever thought this one up needs to pick up sewing or aerobics or something, cuz they have WAY to much free time on their hands. There are so many references to God and so many acknowlegements of heaven and hell in Naruto that I'm surprised some offended liberal parent hasn't complained yet! When I was little and my parents got divorced, I was so miserable that I seriously considered killing myself. The only reason I didn't was a simple one: I wondered what was happening on Pokemon next Saturday. It saved my life, it really did. For people who are bullied and have no friends, anime is something uplifting and inspiring. I think it's a miracle, really.

Cheerleaders. Like, GO TEAM! There are some exceptions to this, but not many: cheerleading has always been a way to get attention, but for all the wrong reasons, in my opinion. If you don't want to be looked at just because your skirt comes up to your neck six times every minute, then don't do activities centered around that! It's that simple, people! Like, total duh!

Flaming. I'll admit, not all of my reviews are rainbows and sunshine and unicorns. That's no excuse to totally insult someone who spent time and energy writing a story, though. Just because a review is long doesn't make it helpful. A lot of people get jealous of others who can write better or have more practice, so they feel smarter if they belittle you with a bunch of big words. IGNORE 'EM, EH! DE'RE JUST JEALOUS OF YER SKILL FER ROCKIN' OUT! But don't just write LOLs and OMGs and LMFAOs. Critique and praise competently.

War. War is a horrible thing. It's far more serious than the video games kids play without second thought. As grim as it is, though, the world is governed by military power. And as long as we exist, there will be people greedy and power-hungry enough to do anything to get what they want, including killing and conquering. And we can't let them go on, torturing and bombing and leaving millions homeless. We have to fight back for those who can't.


Change or progress?
- Palin McCain '08-




1. Black and Blue Jutsu » reviews
A collection of stories about Kisame Hoshigaki and a young Mist kunoichi he can't stop running into. Done in as few words as possible. Rating may go up later.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 10-14-08
2. Black, White, And The Things In Between reviews
What happens when a servant turns against his master? When two squad-mates realize they like the same girl? When stalker hens attack? All this and more is explored in my beloved collection of drabbles found here.
Storm Hawks - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 10-15-08
3. Loss And Hope reviews
Sometimes you think there's nothing left to fight for when the whole world is right in front of you.
Complete - Storm Hawks - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-29-08 - Published: 3-29-08
4. Mistake reviews
She suddenly realized what was bothering her. She had been blind to destiny and she could never go back... major Sparrabeth!
Complete - Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 12-7-07
5. Goodbye, Sasuke reviews
Sasuke talked to Sakura before he left. But he talked to somebody else as well. SasukeOC
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 12-7-07
6. Loser reviews
Here I sit, watching my worst enemy win my true love's heart.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 12-7-07
7. I Love You reviews
My tribute to poor, sweet little Gaara. Click here, Suna fans! GaaraOC
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 12-6-07
8. Roland, Meet Steve reviews
This is totally random. I had just finished the third Dark Tower book and just finished my third Diet Coke, so I was feeling a little eccentric...
Complete - Stephen King - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 12-6-07
9. Call Ended reviews
A companion to my other KnuxRouge oneshot called Don't Cha. Knuckles gets an unexpected visitor, THEN an unexpected phone call...
Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
10. Don't Cha reviews
Knux is bored one day when he gets an unexpected visit. Major character bashing! tee hee hee...
Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
11. What Just Happened? reviews
Stork and Piper get into a heated debate. StorkPiper, obviously.
Complete - Storm Hawks - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
12. Before The Rain Comes reviews
Anko is visiting with somebody she shouldn't be. My first Naruto story!
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
13. Umbreon and I » reviews
An outcast trainer and her Umbreon begin to travel through the Orre region in search of purpose. They incounter several unique people along the way...
Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 12-2-06
14. Myself reviews
Another random poem. This one's about Shadow.
Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
15. Us in Me reviews
Random TR poem.
Complete - Pokemon - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
16. This Means War! » reviews
Rouge finds herself in the same nightclub as Knuckles and an interesting card game ensues...
Complete - Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-26-06 - Published: 8-4-06
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