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Author has written 14 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, Fairy Tales, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Harry Potter. --Silence-- The stage lights, a spotlight on a large desk, with only a computer and a chair for company. Thunder rumbles. Lightning flashes, seemingly regardless of the fact that it is late... A figure in a black cape walks quickly into the light, taking a seat in the chair... She raises her hands, ready.. Thunder and lightning rumble, almost in the right order this time. Events eventuate. Suddenly, she gestures toward the keyboard, her long blue dreadlocks flying out behind her, as the first words are dramatically pounded out, like on some great organ. Lightning flashes and thunder, like great drums, pours in from the windows. From somewhere in the background, a full orchestra starts to play, reminiscent of some work of the Phantom. Her cape waves as a wind springs up, causing the curtains to billow... Just as suddenly, she stops... Silence fills the hall. She stands, dignified, and hits the 'save' key. Thunder rumbles once more as she lets out a cascade of evil laughter, submitting the world to her bizarre and twisted sense of humor... ...Or not... Well, except for that last bit. Soooo.. Now that you're all here, I'm expected to entertain you? So, umm.. Humor is good. Yes. Humor I have plenty of, along with cynicism, sarcasm, an extreme cheekyness factor and a tendency to get sillier the later I stay up. Therefore most of the writing you will be seeing/have seen from me will be parody, or at least mildly humorous. (I hope) I live in the United States and am an avid fan of such things as Monty Python, Shakespeare, Star Trek, Elfquest, and lots more things I will no doubt elaborate on later. I have been a Trekkie since before I can remember, which I blame mostly on my Dad, because he was the one who taught me to do the Vulcan hand sign with either hand by the time I was seven. Elfquest was literally what made me start reading, with the side-effect that I love comic books, unlike almost any other gal I know... unlike almost any other person my age I know. I also really like Mel Brooks movies, as you will see. I also have an account at FictionPress .net, under the same name. check it out! "For all that is timeless must exist in all times, all that can be asked of humanity exists in every human and all that is beautiful is within the eye of the beholder." --'Perspectives', by Answer "Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you." --Iceman "Alan Rickman...He makes regular sexy seem like schoolgirl fluff." --as stated by my friend Ana Cardic. "One by one, the Penguins steal my sanity." --random postcard "The song of the Sirens does not exist, the music from which there is no escaping is that of their voices..." --Giuseppe Tomasi, 1887 "Those composers, they could go either way with the sanity thing..." --Esther, my piano teacher "Who needs sanity when you have CREATIVITY?!" --my Mum, in reply Dammit, Bones! I need you! I need you bad!" - Captain Kirk And, last but not least, for those brave few who have read this far: "Mega biblion, mega kakon." ("A great book is a great evil"; Greek) --from a list of often-used phrases in the back of my 1895 Webster's. | |||||||
1. SOG » reviewsA parody of The Squire of Gothos. Slash, cheeky comments, and Trelane--what more does a parody need?StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-10-09 - J. Kirk & Spock2. Rerun of the Archons » reviewsUPDATED! What REALLY happened in Return of the Archons, with sissy revolutionaries, LandruLove, Kirk, Spock, The good Doctor and loads of slashy goodness.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 11-28-06 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete3. Snow White and Aladdin: the Real Story » reviewsA behind the scenes, undercover look at how things work in the Disney versions of Snow White and Aladdin. Have you ever wondered how the Cave of Wonders pierced it's ear? Or why the Evil Queen has skulls in her dungeon? WARNING! Very silly! NOW COMPLETE!Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-28-07 - Complete4. The Goblin Bride reviewsAn Old fashioned fairy tale.Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-18-07 - Complete5. I am Jill » reviewsJill is a young kitchen worker in the Giant's Castle, and likes it very much, thank you. So what will she do when young, handsome Jack appears and seems to be planning mischief? UPDATED! Now with chapter SixFairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 12-3-07 - Published: 10-11-066. The Glorious Victory of Sir Dayflower reviewsWhat do all these knights do with the maiden eating Dragons after they slay them? Wouldn't it make sense to roast them? After all, what better feasting material than a Beast fed on such delicate morsels?Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-15-07 - Complete7. Gems and Roses reviewsThere are a hundred different stories with the same tale to tell, the good sister is blessed, and the bad sister is cursed. But sometimes the blessing is a curse in itself. OneshotFairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-20-07 - Complete8. Scary and the Wolf » reviewsA modern day Red Riding Hood: when Scary goes to her Grandmother's house with a bag of goodies, she meets some very odd people on the way.Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 2-27-079. A Weasley Without Red Hair reviewsONESHOT. A conversation between Draco and Ginny after the Dark Lord was defeated. Mentions of GWHP, check it out!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-27-07 - Ginny W. & Draco M. - Complete10. Yuletide Merriment, or, The Price of Betting reviewsWhat happens when you combine Scotty, Uhura, a parody writer and Christmas carols? ONESHOT fic, detailing this odd adventure...StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-21-06 - Uhura & M. Scott - Complete11. Ruins on the Edge of Forever » reviewsA parody of TOS episode 'City on the Edge of Forever' Warning: Ballet dancing trekkies may have cause to laugh hysterically. NOW WITH DELETED SCENES ADDED! Woot!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,920 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 11-3-06 - Published: 7-14-06 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete12. Evil is FUN! By Bakura reviewsA parody of the first book duel between Yugi and Bakura, special for Halloween!Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-06 - Yūgi M. & R. Bakura13. The Jihad » reviewsParody of the animated episode 'the Jihad' Kirk and Spock try to recover a sculpture containing a soul named Alar or, that's what's supposed to happen.... NOW WITH DELETED SCENES ADDED!StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 9-11-06 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete14. Obsessive Clouds » reviewsA parody of the ST episode 'Obsession'. A good romp for the sense of humor, Now Finished! YAY! Final chapter up! Rated T for language & some adult references.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 7-2-06 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy - Complete
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