I do not own Harry Potter or Prince of Tennis. These wonderful creations are solely the property of their imaginative authors.

I do not own Transformers either. Hasbro does and they don't like sharing.

In light of a PM that I received recently I felt it prudent to post this:

WARNING! Any and all stories written and submitted by this author may contain the element of romance. Whether this romance is of the heterosexual or homosexual variety remains entirely up to the characters themselves as the author firmly believes herself to be an equal opportunity writer. At this time the author feels it prudent to warn that she will make no further apologies or warnings for following the whims of her characters as they draw her attention to the plot bunnies currently munching on their hair. With that said, she also requests that before complaints are submitted in regards to any and all pairings that may appear in the future that all potential complainees (is this a word? Oh well, it is one now) refer to this WARNING! first. In conclusion, the author also feels that a stricter warning is not necessary as she will never post smut. The author still blushes while reading what others have written and is of the most firm opinion that she would likely faint (or be the first person in the world to die of a nosebleed) while in the attempt to create said writing. Thank you for your time! This has been an announcement sponsored by the Equal Opportunity Plot Bunnies or the EOPB.

P.S. Please don't make the authoress say that she doesn't write smut again. There are plenty of other stories out there that contain smut so please don't send me messages asking for smut because they will only be met with the click of the mouse over the delete option.

For any questions or just generally trying to find out when I'll update just click my 'Homepage' tab. It'll take you to my Livejournal and I'm usually pretty good at keeping it updated with the new and inventive threats I'm coming up with to keep my characters in line. If going to Livejournal just isn't what you wanna do then you can send me a PM and I usually do my best to respond to you on the same day. If I don't then assume I crawled into bed after a long day of work, school and dealing with a hyperactive munchkin.

Hmmm... I suppose I should do something about all of this empty space...

In the meantime I'll just get around to this wonderful little list that I've had written down for a while.

Reasons why I haven't updated:

Reason 1: I really, really meant to but I was kidnapped (okay, so I went with them willingly) by aliens and was away from any form of internet access.

Reason 2: I found that sleep was far better for my health. Not to mention my hearing after my brother found out why I was only getting three hours of sleep a night.

Reason 3: Would you believe me if I told you my little brother ate the newest chapter?

Reason 4: My brain was being held hostage by space barnacles.

Reason 5: I had uncooperative characters who were finally threatened into obedience... The beatings will continue until morale improves... (For some reason my mother insists that the reason isn't complete without that little quote from her sticker hanging over her desk at work.)

Reason 6: In the interests of world peace I was given a court order to maintain a distance of at least five feet from my computer.

Reason 7: I'll let you know as soon as I find an excuse that you might actually believe.

Reason 8: Please don't hurt me! I was in hiding from the plot bunnies! They were threatening to take over my brain.

Reason 9: I was busy making appointments with the vets for my plot bunnies. I have enough trouble without them spawning.

Reason 10: My brain was eaten by zombie plot-bunnies.

Reason 11: (Work In Progress)

14 July 2009

Would you look at that? points down at her stories I actually updated Experiences before it had been two or three months. And I should hopefully have the new one up soon as well since my Ratchet muse is being such a dear. Expect for Humanity's Requiem to be getting an update soon. Thank you to every one who has reviewed, favorited or alerted any of my stories. An alert lets me know that people are still reading my stories and I appreciate it. Thanks guys!

"Writing gives you the illusion of control, and then you realize it's just an illusion, that people are going to bring their own stuff into it."

- David Sedaris