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Author has written 18 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, and Twilight. "So you think it's worth checking out" Name: Mirjam Hi, thank you for taking a peek at my profile. Due to English not being my first language, there is a good chance you'll run into errors while reading my work. Please don't hesitate to call me on any mistakes, for I'm continually trying to improve my English. I'm a fan of many television shows, but I will try to narrow the list down so as not to bore you to death. I absolutely love Stargate SG-1/Atlantis/Universe, Prison Break, Desperate Housewives, Charmed, Friends, McLeod's Daughters and CSI:NY. In a perfect world, I'd have a book in my hands at all times. Since life isn't fair in many ways, I can only read so much a day. The books I read at least once a year are Harry Potter, Twilight and Gone. I'm also completely obsessed with thrillers written by Dan Brown and David Baldacci. But I'd read anything if it stands still long enough. My hobbies are reading, writing, playing soccer, acting, cycling, listening to music, drawing, painting, cooking and going to the cinema. I love my friends and family, my iPod, chocolate chip cookies, soccer, apples, iced tea, Christmas, chewing gum, a good sense of humor, comfortable jeans, long walks (especially when they are taken by people who annoy me), the cinema, my father's hash browns and quiet hiking trails. If you have a question about one of my stories, do not hesistate to PM me. I love talking to people from countries all over the world, and I love talking about our shared interests. So feel free to drop me a message! | |||||||||
1. The Twilight Chronicles » reviewsHere are 150 funny quotes for all those who enjoy the hilarious banter in Twilight as much as I do. Please refrain from drinking liquid while reading this.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 397 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete2. Down to earth » reviewsAfter the Siege, Elizabeth has yet another mission to accomplish. This story offers a different perspective on her break-up with Simon, and deals with the time left to spend on Earth. Sheppard/Weir, AU, Complete.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,141 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 11-6-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete3. The Twilight Archive » reviewsThis set of quotes must have been deleted from the original draft. Curious about the sides of the characters you never got the chance to see? This is your chance to get to know the true nature of the characters you’ve come to love.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 5-6-094. Pegasus' forum » reviewsDr. Weir meant to create a forum for strictly professional purposes. Other members of the expedition have their own reasons for opening topics.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,829 - Reviews: 159 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 6-20-08 - John S. & Elizabeth W.5. The Chucknician reviewsChuck doesn't mind the fact that no one knows his name. He also doesn't mind being ignored. It's the two things combined that make him feel out of place. Even more so than he already does, now that someone's taken his place. OneShot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-26-09 - Complete6. Cold feet reviewsRodney's done the math. He's compared John's body length to the length of his bed, and decides to confront his friend. Mention of Sheppard/Weir, OneShot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-17-09 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete7. You may not kiss the bride reviewsEdward and Bella discuss their upcoming wedding. OneShot.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-14-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete8. Bella's Demands » reviewsIn response to Edward’s rules and demands, Bella feels it’s only fair she gets to influence his behaviour as well. This is a sequel to The Ultimate Survival Guide. Complete!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 2-13-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete9. The Ultimate Survival Guide » reviewsTrying to keep a specific person alive is much more troublesome than Edward would have believed. But that's probably just because it's Bella. To what lenghts would he go to keep her out of harm's way? You are about to find out. Complete!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 1-25-09 - Published: 1-18-09 - Edward - Complete10. Personality » reviewsSheppard found a strange message in his inbox and got the ball rolling. By now, the mail's become unstoppable, leaving annoyance in its wake. It's even accomplished what no wraith ever managed to pull off... Reach Earth. Carter's chapter is now up.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,484 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 12-1-08 - Published: 3-3-0811. Nature calls reviewsMichael succeeded in kidnapping Torren during the Prodigal, but things don't go exactly as planned. What ability do human babies have, that Michael had not foreseen? Please note that it’s nothing to do with Torren's Gift. Humor/General, OneShot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-13-08 - R. Woolsey & Teyla E. - Complete12. Frozen reviewsNancy reflects on her divorce. OneShot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-2-08 - John S. - Complete13. Rules rule » reviewsTo prevent chaos, Elizabeth has created a special forum where she can post rules to keep everyone in check. Unfortunately for her, what with it being a forum, the expedition members can also react to the topics. Chaos ensued. Complete!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - Elizabeth W. & John S. - Complete14. 5 Ways not to » reviews... Get stuck in a Stargate, fall off a balcony, die... This is your personal not to do-guide, which will hopefully keep you alive in Pegasus. The most occuring subjects are being treated; you should be safe with this in your pocket. Complete!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-7-08 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete15. Self Entertainment reviewsJohn Sheppard has to entertain himself, while stuck in the infirmary. Beware, Pegasus Galaxy! OneShot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-15-07 - John S. & Carson B. - Complete16. SGA quotes! » reviews350 funny things our beloved characters could say. These quotes contain spoilers for the first three seasons of Stargate Atlantis. Complete!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,481 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 10-22-07 - Published: 2-27-07 - John S. & Rodney M. - Complete17. Say goodnight, not goodbye reviewsDr. Elizabeth Weir refuses to believe it is Colonel Sheppard's time to die. OneShot.Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-23-07 - John S. & Elizabeth W. - Complete18. 50 things Sheppard thinks about during a meeting » reviewsWell, the title pretty much says it all. Complete!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-5-07 - John S. - Complete
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