Shikamaru the Novelist

hide bio

Feed . Send Message. Subscribe . Favorite
email	: Email
since	: 06-27-06, id: 1076882

Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

Name: Classified

Siblings: Ryan, Shawn

Favorite Quotes:

"Oro's Poor Pancakes"~ Alex

"Chrisalicious,"~ Mommy-chan on spinface

"BABY-SAMA! o"~ Mommy-chan on spinface

"Babaloo? Babaloo to you too."~ Blue-Tiger-Chan aka Oni-chan

"What did they do?!?"~ Me to Heather

"I need more roooooooooooom."~Halie

"Payback's a bitch."~ Maggie

"I'm on a boy-diet..."~ Mommy-chan on spinface

"Fishy 00675969879846956496358994 is my lunch."~ Ryan

"I don't care about video games anymore."~ Shawn

"Your soooooo baaaaaaaad." ~Kelly

"You're such a perv," ~Heather

"Cambells Chicken Noodle Soup, Mmm good, Cambells, Possibilities."~ Vanessa

"Hello Paulus." "Hello Stevers." "Hello Johnus."~ Steven, John, and Paul.

"For the love of Camels!!"~Paul

Scene: Morning time and I was at my friend Heather's locker

"About time." ~Me

"Shut up," ~Heather

"I got you a valentine's day present..." ~Me

"Cool!! Gimme..." ~Heather

I pulled this little lion toy thing out of my pocket and gave it to her.

"Your welcome." ~Me as Heather obsesses about it being 'sooooooooooo cute.' and stuff as I walk into the classroom.

End of scene

Least favorite but still funny: "Scooby-Doo had problems going to the bathroom so Shaggy decided to help him. Loud moans came from the bathrooms that day. Fred comes in and is all like 'Shaggy! What are you doing to him?!?' Shaggy answers "It's Ok, I'm a docter...HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT THING!!' More loud moans."~ Alec...Yes his name is Alec not Alex.

Quote of the day: "Orochimaru; 1 percent Evil, 99 percent Gay." ~ Ryan

Quote of the week: "Milk, good for teeth and bones." ~ Mikomi/ said in the voice of Apu from the Simpsons.

PERCENTAGES OF THE PEEPS;

Naruto; 70 percent Idiot, 30 percent Demon

Sakura; 99.7 percent Forehead, 0.3 percent Human

Sasuke; 74 percent Human+75,863,956,587,658,956,287,567,826,578,565,265,462 percent Cool

Kakashi; 70 percent Scare crow, 20 percent Mask, 10 percent Silver hair

Kiba; 90 percent Dog, 10 percent Human

Shino; 100 percent Bugs

Hinata; 10 percent Stalker, 10 percent Pototo Chip (Don't ask.), 30 percent Drunken Hinata, 50 percent Duck Butt

Kurenai; 100 percent Non-Important

Choji; 74 percent Fat, 26 percent Butterfly

Ino; 99.4 percent Vocal Cord, 0.6 percent Purple

Shikamaru; 50 percent Genius, 50 percent Lazy bum

Asuma; 99.9 percent Intoxicated lungs, 0.1 percent Sensei

Neji; 50 percent hatred for the main house, 50 percent drug abuser (see my story Hyuga's on Drugs)

TenTen; 100 percent aim expert

Lee; 40 percent eyebrows, 60 percent green

Gai; 100 percent like Lee

Orochimaru; 1 percent evil, 99 percent gay

Ok...I'm getting bored with that.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, Blue-tiger429, Shika

If you support ShikaIno, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with Shikamaru, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Shikamaru fan girl (or boy), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your pro