Here. I'm going to post random facts about me.

1. I enjoy sitting around and playing mind-numbing video games for hours on end.

2. I like cheese whiz.

3. My favorite bands are Unter Null, Fear Factory, Combichrist, God Module, Accessory, Amduscia, Aesthetic Perfection, Aganoize, Decoded Feedback, and... a lot of others. -blinks-

4. SCRATCH THAT. I'm eighteen. ;3

5. I don't get along very well with others, unless it's online, because you don't have to be face-to-face.

6. I tutored people in chemistry. -doesn't even know why-

7. I dissected a squid in Biology. :3

9. I have a pair of pants that I could shove an old German woman in the back pocket of. That's what she said, not me. -cough- That's actually a funny story, but I'll save it for another day.

AND THERE YOU GO! Random facts about me. I'll end up posting more whenever, I suppose. -is so damn lazy-

I am sorry to inform you that I deleted Deify. Thank you for those who read it. I appreciate the reviews that I received. But it became boring to me. Almost embarrassing that I wrote something so... unlike myself. I am not good with romance, nor am I good with emotional things.

Deify was my baby. I loved it so much. But maybe one day I'll repost it. Because I love it so much, and I hate it all the same.

Again, thank you.

I suppose I should be a little more serious about things, right? So I made a very serious Pyramid Head fanfic. Why? Because I'm tired of little girls putting him with some helpless damsel in distress. Really. I mean.. he'd kill her. KILL HER. Seriously. Haven't you seen the movie? Played the GAME! You know this. So why do it? @_@ Gawd. He wouldn't save you if his life fucking depended on it.

But it's fanfiction, right? Anything can happen, right? DON'T MARY SUE IT. Some of these people I wanna just.. PUNCH right in the goddamn face. Seriously. Yes, I'm vicious when it comes to things like that because it SHOULDN'T happen. Omfg.

Crap. So my story on PH. Right. It's in his POV, of course. I'm all... in love with my story. @_@ I love it good. Really fucking good. What inspired me to do so? The game, for one, and crappy... misspelled fanfics around the world. That's what. Give me detail. Give me good grammar. And I'll give you... pocket lint. Yeah.

Sadist Devel is by far the best story I've written since Creative Writing almost two years ago. Mr. Martin would beh so proud. xD

Right! Another Pyramid Head fanfic. :3 Hail me. Since my last one, as a couple of my friends told me, was so boner inspiring and a turn on, why not write some shit to go with it? It is a collaberation with darkkfaery/Mandy-personage, and I hope it's as sexy as Sadist Devel. If it's not, I'll still love it because I haven't written this good in a long time, nor had inspiration to do so.

It's basically about, how did we put it last night, vengeance. Pyramid Head wants something more than eternity, he wants to be mortal for at least one day, and he's going to get it, or something. Well, you know. Just read when it's updated and I'm sure you'll understand. Anyway, yeah. It's NOT a love story. Don't even go there. I'll beat j00 wif a stick, foo'. Fo real. xD I love talkin' smack. Makes me feel gangsta. GANGSTA!

Right, so, Insurgent. I love that word. It's perfect for the title. -posts meaning of word for whoever doesn't know what it means-

–noun
1.a person who rises in forcible opposition to lawful authority, esp. a person who engages in armed resistance to a government or to the execution of its laws; rebel.
2.a member of a section of a political party that revolts against the methods or policies of the party.

–adjective
3.of or characteristic of an insurgent or insurgents.
4.surging or rushing in: The insurgent waves battered the shore.

Righty-o. And there it is. It goes with the plot and I love it, and it's also a word in muh favorite song/theme song. Shock by Fear Factory. I now claim it to be PH's fanfic song. LOL. Oh lawdeh, this is from sleep deprivation, I know it.

Insurgent update. I don't believe I'll be collaborating. I can't seem to get ahold of the authoress. Forgive me, Mandy. But I got tired of waiting. ._.

11-17-06. Insurgent update. Hello all. I have written two new chapters, but I don't believe I will be posting them right now. -cough- I want to, but I believe that they suck worse than the Vatican. Anyway. The ending is coming up soon whenever I find that I do not suck as bad as I think I do, or as bad as Aaron proclaims I do. So. Thank you all for reading this far, I appreciate it very much so. And don't worry, I'm sure they'll be up by next week.

Remember, a goddamn paragraph has SIX LINES. ahaha... Apparently he doesn't know shit about a different style of writing, but hey. What do I know? I'm merely seventeen, he's 23, and that means he knows more than me, right? He can suck a big fat juicy cock. AHAHA. -cackle- x3

12-20-06. Howdy people! Sorry I haven't updated Insurgent in forever. Massive writer's block going on. I'd really like some feedback, other than good job. xD It's held out oh so much. Give me your ideas, and what you think should happen. I don't know. Be creative, 'cause I can't. -sniffle- In other news! There's a good RE story out there, y'know. Totally hot and it makes me giddy every time it's updated. -noddle- It's T-Blood's Resident Evil: Left For Dead http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3277897/1/ There's the link. Enjoy it, goddammit. Oh! My birthday was five days ago. That makes me eighteen, and I am.. like.. whoa. That's another reason I haven't had the chance to do anything. I've been working.

Forgive me! Please! O_O I didn't mean to not update! Writer's block and working 9 to twelve hour shifts really suck. x.x -sigh- But now I got some free time. I won't guarantee that there will be an update, but I'll try really hard. I'll even start working now! But like I said, give me your feedback, give me some direction. 'Cause right now, m'at a frickin' loss.

Till next time. READ T-BLOOD'S STORY. Now!

03-08-07. HI!! I lost my internet 'cause I moved and I haven't had the time to read anybodies stories. I'm quite sad over this little fact, because there's so many that I HAVE to read... 'cause they own. So. I wish to apologize, and Insurgent is most definitely stopped for now. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I feel like a bad mother neglecting her honor roll student. -bawl- Ah well.

Hopefully you guys are doing good! Seeya!

4-19-07 W00T. Hey folks. Nngh. I'm working on Insurgent again. Expect an update in a week, hopefully. I'm not that busy, and I got some free time.. so... it's better than sitting around and bullshitting with my brother. It gets tiring watching him play games. Kinda pathetic. I played SH2: Director's Cut. It has Restless Dreams, too. O.M.G.

You guys...

Fucking play it. @_@

Adios!

4-28-07 SO. Like, it took longer than a week? I was procrastinating again, but then I decided, "Well, I'm not doin' shit tonight, so I'm gonna figure this Insurgent shit out." Lo' and behold, IT GOT WRITTEN OMFG. -tears of happiness and glory- So, since I forgot to add it on that chapter, since it's 7 in the bloody morning... I don't own Silent Hill or Pyramid Head or Valtiel, but I do own that god. Oh, and I don't own Brahms... which is t3h suckyness. -yawns- M'goin' back to bed now.

I've done my good deed for the day. -wiggles around-

09-05-07-- Oh my god. I am so fucking sorry, guys. Totally busy. D: I love you guys, please don't leave me. I need you to read my stuff. Makes me wonder if anyone still reads Insurgent. @_@ Probably not. I probably totally killed you guys off, huh? I am so sorry. Seriously. Oh man. I made a chapter just for you, I swear.

From volunteer work with retarded kids to school, I haven't had time for SHIT. But since I'm not doing anything... omg, Ky can write. I am... so... sorry... You guys are the best. -sniffle-

9-07-07 -- For those of you who still read this, I just... thought of something funny. My story is one year and five days old. It's cute, really. Aww... happy birthday, Pyramid Head. -snugsnugsnug-

Give him loves! LOTS OF LOVEZ.

I'm also sorry for the typos in the last chapter. I was in a major hurry to get it done before I lost it again. Bleh. FORGIVENEZZ, PLZ. Maaaan...

May 7th, 2009.

Hello everyone. You know me as the greatness that created Sadist Devel. Sorry about never updating Insurgent, but it's just... I don't know how I could create something so cheesy and cliche and ungodly boring. Fuck. It's going in the delete box. Sorry. It is. Some of you liked it and then some of you were just kind of like "eh". I with the latter of people. I'm very eh about it myself.

Thanks for the run, though, guys. You're all fantastic.