madame.alexandra
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since: 06-28-06, id: 1077586, Profile Updated: 05-19-13
Author has written 136 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Smallville, NCIS, and Law and Order: SVU.

This profile was last updated: 18 May 2013

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Mishpokhe Update: by the way, I started the next chapter of Mishpokhe (!!)
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Currently Reading: Gone with the Wind (no this isn't a joke).


Contact Me: PM. It's enabled for that exact reason. I'm relatively affable.


a note on plagiarism: we are writers. we create and we imagine. we articulate stories through emotion and action painted with words. our words mean everything to us; they are taken from our souls and bled onto pages. if you cut someone else's words from a page, paste it onto your own, and claim it as your own, it means nothing. it is cold where it once had life; it is dry where it was once flavorful. plagiarism is unacceptable. it is artistic thievery--it is making a horcrux, marring a part of your author soul. devour your favorite words; appreciate them and love them--do not steal them. do not tarnish them by putting your name on them if they do not belong to you. give credit where credit is due. do not plagiarize.


General Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from NCIS, X-Men, Smallville (or DC Comics), Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, or Law&Order: SVU. These characters are solely the intellectual and financial property of their creators. I do not profit from the stories posted here, nor do I seek to as I cannot claim to have created most of these excellent fictional specimens. I just play with them (and let's face it, torture them) in my free time.


Alexandra.

I enjoy coffee, coca-cola, macaroni and cheese, Superman, reading, high heels, hot weather, Egyptology, international politics, Dinosaurs, Star Wars, and writing.

I love Tom Cruise and I do not care what anyone says about it.

Pizza rolls are my kryptonite.

I want to be Anne Boleyn when I grow up.

I hate sleeping; I am usually awake. It's because the end of Gone with the Wind still keeps me up at night.

My interests include but are certainly not limited to: English, Russian Literature, Foreign Language, Politics, Nuclear Chemistry and AntiMatter, the Military, Washington DC, Books, Music, History, Israel, Science, Philosophy, Psychology, Egyptology, the Tudor Monarchy, Realism, Constructivism, Paleontology, English. Oh. And America.

My Bookshelf: Pride and Prejudice, The Prince, Wuthering Heights, Gone with the Wind, Catcher in the Rye, The Vampire Lestat, Jurassic Park, Chronicles of Narnia, The Outsiders, Atonement, The Hunger Games, Life of Pi, The Mayfair Chronicles, Freakonomics, The Scarlet Letter, Deception Point, Things Fall Apart.

Things that make me happy-- Maroon5, Mr. Darcy, Mark Harmon, Country Music, the Constitution, Frozen Yogurt, Chris Young, Puppies, the words 'Write an essay discussing...', Madonna, Adverbs, Sweettarts, Garth Brooks, Capitalism, Jason Aldean, Vanilla Coke, my Dad, Red Bull, Nashville, Sparkling Grape Juice, Luke Bryan's ass, Rhett Butler, my Harry Potter snuggie, reviews (:p), and Bill Clinton.

Now that that's out of the way: I'm an avid writer and reader. I'm a perfectionist, which seriously hampers my writing ability most of the time. I tend to spend a lot of time trying to do too much at once and attempting to make it utterly perfect. Not to mention I second-guess myself and constantly come up with ideas that are in serious need of being sorted out. I do not have plot bunnies; I have plot vampires. They are voraciously unkind to me. and my Muse is a bitch. I'm slightly a control freak, and have a bad habit of only welcoming help if I initially ask for it. I write sporadically: sometimes I go at it for days and others I just stare at the ceiling thinking about writing a million different things.


I currently "employ" (I use that word loosely, as the only think I pay her in is manic texts and neurotic conversation) Mila, or Miss Mila, as Beta for a majority (99%) of my works.

She is a fantastic writer in her own right--so check out her work.


In The Works:

"." Indicate a 'theme', not a working title.

NCIS
Blame it on the Alcohol--Jibbs. No connection with the song. Various one-shots about what havoc alcohol can wreak. Being written. Next Up: WINE/"Makes her feel Sexy".
A Simple Love/With a Complex Touch--companion song pieces. 5 chapters each. Maroon 5 songs. Sexual/Emotional Jibbs relationship. Brainstorming/Planning. (on hold) --HAHA APPARENTLY THIS IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
The Army Colonel's Daughter--same idea as Good Girls Go Marine, though no correleation. Teenage Jenny, young adult Marine Jethro, Father Jasper, and a witty (if the muse serves) romance. BrS. This will probably be my next big project post-Mishpokhe.
Mishpokhe: Otherwise known as, whopping cliche--with an unorthodox touch. Jibbs; a jibblet story that will include Kate, Ari, and ZIVA. Shock/Awe. Being written/being posted. Mishpokhe is NOT on Hiatus anymore. I am primarily working on THIS STORY.
Riot of the Redheads-- (on hold) Lol.

Disaster Hearts--Shannon/Gibbs; post-Pedro
"Ziva & Diane: do something crazy" -- tag to season 10 episode "Devil's Trifecta". Big ol' headache of a (oneshot!) fic; for Gibbs, that is.

Gone with the Gibbs -- (shut up okay i've warned you my love for Gone with the Wind is maniacal) Jenny & Gibbs watch Gone with the Wind, and Gibbs is seriously annoyed by Jenny's emotions considering she KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS (for Flynn)


Madame Alexandra's Stories: A Guide to What's Published:


Back-in-the-Day Trilogy (chronologically ordered):
Probie Days
Paris Nights
Russian Twilight

The Truth About Love Triptych:
Takes Your Breath
Leaves a Scar
Those Untouched

LB/SF Universe (no chronology beyond the original story):
The Lady Boss and the Silver Fox
The Socks of the Silver Fox
The Grince Who Saved Christmas
Levi's Christmas Carol
Made You Laugh
The Dedication
Malarkey Born of Miscarriage
Ferret
Real Gibbs Wear Pink
X Marks the Spot
What Leroy Jethro Gibbs Saw
Wake Me Up When September Ends*

Orchid Universe (no chronology beyond the original story):
The Orchid Thief
The Rat King Era

Shannon/Gibbs Collection (absolutely no chronological order):
Pedro
Kelly's Time Capsule
in Sickness and in Health
What If
Pin Up
Not a Kelly was Stirring
Shannon's Rules
A Woman Like You

The Pretty Woman Collection (Holly Snow/Leroy Jethro Gibbs):
Take Care of You

The (rare) Tiva Archives
The Same Mistake
City of Cliche
Of Sisters and Fires
Namesake
Polyglot

special/tribute*


Recommendations:

For Jibbs (NCIS) Fans:
-Stories:
Damned if You Do (Morgan72uk), Green Eyed Monster (Headslap Diva), One Good Turn (jibbsloversunited), The X Files (jibbsloversunited), Brown Paper Packages (Mrs. Elizabeth Gibbs)
-Authors: Morgan72uk, VerityFrancesB, MatteaAM, MarciaRebaFan, MissJayne, thestylus, jibbsloversunited, fredesrojo, madpsychogirl

For Huddy (House, MD.) Fans:
-Stories: Blowjob Red (CSI Clue), Only Fools Rush In (givemekevinbacon)
-Authors: givemekevinbacon

For Sparrabeth (Pirates of the Caribbean) Fans:
-Stories:
The Flying Dutchman and Savarna (brethlessM), Bonds of a Forced Marriage (Velirae.1245)
-Authors: brethlessM, Velirae.12.45, elzebrook, DesiringPirates, The Noble French Fry

For Han/Leia (Star Wars) Fans:
-All you need is the author Chanel19 and the entire expanse of her work to be satisfied.


Links:

The following links will take you to my tumblr.

See this post for some important points concerning the etiquette of being a good reviewer.

See this post and follow the links present to see some cover/book designs that Linny did for a few of my stories! (and look, more here!)

If you would like to read snippets of Mishpokhe (some that have not been published yet) or follow its progress, go here.

Playlist for The Sixth can be found here.



1. Dichotomy reviews
The Director of NCIS is drunk. It's definitely not the kind of unadulterated wasted appropriate for the boss of a federal agency, but our fearless leader has to vent about that blasted Gibbs somehow, right? With Ziva as designated driver, Jenny's free to take tequila shots and complain about her employee, never mind if she can't figure out how she feels about him. Drunk!Jenny.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-22-13 - Jenny Shepard & Ziva D. - Complete
2. Mornings reviews
Jenny likes to get laid in the mornings, but what does Gibbs like? Jibbs. Pure smut. Rating should be taken seriously.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-18-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
3. Loopholes reviews
In order to take the next step in his relationship with Ziva, DiNozzo knows he's got to inform Gibbs he's about to obliterate Rule 12. He goes looking for a blessing, and Gibbs tests him. A look at Gibbs' reaction to a blatant flouting of his rules, and a look at the many ways Rule 12 has been broken from Paris to now. Tiva-themed/vague parallels to Jibbs, DiNozzo being a goofball.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-17-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete
4. rock, paper, scissors reviews
Adjusting to a female on the team sucks, particularly when it means three grown men to one hotel room. Decker & Burley are hellbent on NOT sharing the bed with Gibbs, but their game to decide who sleeps with the Boss is interrupted when they think they hear Shepard gettin' it on in the next room...with herself? Probie/back-in-the-day Jenny. DiNozzo-ish Gibbs. Jibbs undertones.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-12-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
5. Gibbs and the Baby Panda Sneeze reviews
Fornell sends Agent Gibbs an adorable video. He tries to pass it on to Jenny-key word being "tries".
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-11-13 - Complete
6. the Ruins of Jenny Shepard reviews
1999. Two years after their affair, and Decker is sitting on her couch telling her she has to work with Gibbs, alone, in Paris. And she has to face the tangible reminder that she was kidding herself thinking she could get over him, because she had never really tried. Tag to The Sixth! Jibbs!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-9-13 - Jenny Shepard - Complete
7. Whiskey Lullaby reviews
Tony DiNozzo innocently offered to let his crazy ninja chick have a break from motherhood. The next thing he knew, he had run out of ideas to get his son to stop crying-thus the only logical step was to stampede into Gibbs' living room and demand he help. Gibbs has an old-fashioned (and unconventional) solution. And what's this about Ziva's breast pump? Tiva(implied).
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-7-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete
8. Mishpokhe » reviews
Jenny Shepard thought a 'Dear John' letter in Paris would put a clean cut end to their affair; however, neither she nor Leroy Jethro Gibbs could sever their ties in the wake of this unexpected, and unplanned, circumstances. AU. Incorporates Kate & Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 360,349 - Reviews: 250 - Updated: 5-6-13 - Published: 2-3-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
9. Melted Ice reviews
Abby is upset because she doesn't like the way Jenny treated the team while Gibbs was trying to save Maddie Tylor. Gibbs has a few placating words for his favorite, a little insight to Jenny, so to speak-and a third party just might overhear. You know, a one-shot about the Ice Queen (it's not as sexy as the title makes it sound). Jibbs. Tag to Requiem.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-27-13 - Complete
10. The Paris Effect reviews
Gibbs is a little less-than-thrilled when Vance tells him Tony & Ziva are off to get their Paris on. In fact, he seems to be convinced Paris just makes NCIS agents loopy. Idk, Tiva-ish? But mostly Gibbs reminiscing and being bro-zy with Vance. Tag to "Jet Lag", Season 7. Drabble.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-27-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
11. The Tennyson Poem reviews
Even after she's essentially found her something permanent, there are some doubts Ziva cannot quite let go of. She seeks Gibbs' advice on whether or not it really is better to love and lose than to never love at all. In other words, Tony wants kids; Ziva can't shake her uncertainty. Established (married) Tiva. Gibbs/Ziva (father/daughter).
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-13 - Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
12. The Curse of the Feds reviews
or, the fight Gibbs & Jenny should have had. A story that fleshes out the tensions that ran through Season 4 & Jenny's ruthless pursuit of the Frog. He calls her out for abusing her power; she calls him out for quitting and the way he treated people when he came back from Mexico. It's a hell of a fight. Jibbs. Angst (oh, the angst). Fairly dark.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,126 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-14-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
13. The Rat King Era » reviews
Orchid Thief Universe: A collection of stories that follow Kelly Gibbs & Jenny Shepard on their unending path to overcome and cope with the damage inflicted by sexual violence. Spans a multitude of genres, really (fluff, humor, angst, romance, friendship). Myriad of tags. Pairing is Jibbs at most points.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,796 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-14-13 - Published: 4-20-12 - Jenny Shepard & Kelly G.
14. Polyglot reviews
Well-seasoned ladies' man Tony DiNozzo has seen his fair share of bedroom quirks, and Ziva's are by far his favorites (since she's the last woman he's going to be with). All except one, that is: He can't help but get distracted when the freakin' Pentecost is happening in his bed. A.k.a, the perils of sleeping with the multilingual. Tiva. Oneshot. Smut(ishy). Tongues involved.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-12-13 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
15. The Super Secret Diary of Leroy Jethro Gibbs reviews
The trials and tribulations of perpetually petulant Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, told in teenage girl diary form. Happy April Fool's Day!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-1-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
16. Alphabetical Order reviews
Back-in-the-day, Jenny and Gibbs are having some alphabetical conundrums: like why her name has two N's, why he needs to B's, and how exactly they're going to be re-arranging 'U' and 'I'. And it all started because Agent Gibbs was being mean-but then why did she end up kissing him! Probie!Jenny. Jibbs. One-shot. Fun silliness.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-23-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
17. Rum Logic reviews
Captain Jack calls Mr. Gibbs into his cabin for a private, super-secret, man-to-man, clandestine conference on why his bloody compass isn't working, and what his pirate-y plan is to fix it. But how does Miss Swann fit into all this nonsense? Sparrabeth, after a fashion. Set betwixt COTBP and DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-13 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & J. Gibbs - Complete
18. Namesake reviews
DiNozzo owes McGee fifty bucks, and on top of that, there's a long list of names Ziva wouldn't let Tony name his son, but he ends up damn satisfied with the one she picks. Tiva, though Ziva's only vaguely in it. Short, fluffy, cutesy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 3-18-13 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
19. Regrets and Conditions reviews
Jenny has one regret, and Gibbs has one condition for her. They were half-drunk, and there was no harm. Jibbs, one-shot, fluff-ish-ish.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-18-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
20. Late Night Television reviews
A good partner saves your ass in a hostage situation; the best partner lets you wake him up in the middle of the night to wax philosophical. Light Jibbs/Back-in-the-Day. No angST!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-1-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
21. Dhiskey Wick reviews
or, how to say 'whiskey dick' in the language of Bourbon. Jibbs is drunk, and experiencing some technical difficulties. Jenny/Gibbs. Smut(ish)?
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-28-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
22. Those Untouched reviews
She can't rely on him to heal her, or she'll never be able to stand on her own. Is it better to have felt breathless, and to live with scars, than to never have been touched at all? Part 3 of a triptych. Jibbs/Backstory-ish. Rated for thematic content. Conclusion.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-17-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
23. Leaves a Scar reviews
Back in the city, they can't afford to be as reckless as they were in Marseille, and catching the breath that's been knocked out of you is often a painful experience. Part 2 of a triptych. Jibbs/backstory-ish. Paris! Rated for dark thematic content rather than smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-15-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
24. Takes Your Breath reviews
It's impossible to breathe in an attic in Marseille; the heat goes to their heads and breeds recklessness. Part 1 of a triptych. Jibbs, backstory-ish. This is pure smut; be forewarned!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-13-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
25. Sweet reviews
Jenny brings Gibbs a treat from her trip to Paris. Tag to Kill Ari Part 2/Trojan Horse. Jibbs fluff!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-13-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
26. Ferret reviews
She's decided she wants to know the sex of the baby, but when they get home, Gibbs is worried; it seems their half-puppy golden retriever is more excited about Jenny's ultrasound than she is. But what do ferrets have to do with it? LB/SF tag. Short, fluffy-ish, and typical LBSF Jenny-ish.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-7-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
27. in Sickness and in Health reviews
Shannon and Gibbs get a little trial run on a certain part of their vows when Chicken Pox strike two weeks before the wedding. Shibbs/oneshot. Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-31-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Shannon G. - Complete
28. Guardian reviews
He'd never want her to know, but Gibbs watches over Jenny. Drabble.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-28-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
29. the Sixth » reviews
1996. She's a probie; he's married. They cross the line. Back-in-the-day. Jenny Shepard/Leroy Jethro Gibbs. An alternate take on the beginnings of their partnership. Take the rating seriously. Contains moral grey areas, the usual rampant Jibbs angst, and the infamous second ex-wife: Diane.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 282,062 - Reviews: 279 - Updated: 1-28-13 - Published: 12-10-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
30. Rule 11 reviews
Lawyers & cops are at odds in the courtroom, and in sync in the bedroom. A short season 7 throwback: starring M. Allison Hart & Mr. Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-26-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & M. Allison Hart - Complete
31. Pin-Up reviews
Gibbs is off on his first deployment, and Shannon has a little gift for him. Shannon/Gibbs; pre-marriage/pre-series. Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-25-13 - Shannon G. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
32. M&Ms reviews
in which Gibbs tries to draw Jenny like one of those french Girls. Originally for MatteaAm. Drabble.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-25-13 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
33. Pussycat reviews
Or, the story behind why Leroy Jethro Gibbs was forced to shave his moustache. Jibbs (oh, very). M for subject matter.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-23-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
34. Take THAT, Boss! reviews
In which Gibbs is a fugly slut. Or, that fic where Tony is mad that Gibbs is back from Mexico, and decides to make a list of things to piss off his Boss. Crack!fic. T for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-23-13 - Tony D. - Complete
35. Tight reviews
Gibbs and Jenny are up to something in the NCIS gym. The question is: can Gibbs handle the, ah, legwork? One-shot; Jibbs, light-hearted.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-13-13 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
36. the Devil You Know reviews
Ziva has dragged Jenny with her to the DMV while she waits to get her license, and in the meantime, decides she's Dr. Phil. Short drabble. No angst! Jenny/Ziva: friendship: girl talk! faintly jibbs, and chock full of Ziva butchering English idioms.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-11-13 - Jenny Shepard & Ziva D. - Complete
37. Off the Beaten Path reviews
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, accidents happen-and even Marine snipers have near misses. Pure crack!fic. Jenny/Jethro, and a little bedroom mishap.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-30-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
38. Not a Kelly was Stirring reviews
Christmas Eve mass is boring for little girls, so it's Daddy to the rescue-and when Mass is over and Santa comes, will Beary Smiles be under the tree? Shannon/Gibbs/Kelly family. One-shot. Fluffy. And I mean F L U F F Y.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-24-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Kelly G. - Complete
39. the Director's Cut reviews
In the event of a one-night stand, it's best to remember you can't sneak out on a US Marine. Jibbs/one-shot. Angst-free!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-20-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
40. Real Gibbs Wear Pink reviews
or, the story of the laundry debacle that turned everything pink and purple. When Levi is getting made fun of at school, Kelly calls her Dad to save the day. And in the mean time, why does Jenny keep finding tiny toy horses hidden in her things? LBSF tag. Pretty cutesy, I promise. Jenny/Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-4-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
41. Take Care of You reviews
She wanted dinner, without expectations. Holly Snow/Gibbs. Short and friendly. Pretty Woman-ish. Tag to "Guilty Pleasure".
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 12-3-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Holly Snow - Complete
42. Whistle reviews
in which the head slaps aren't working. Or, that fic in which Gibbs still has to be schooled in pop culture by the Director because he's really bad at metaphors. A companion fic to 'Cake', by popular request. Jibbs, more heavily so than 'Cake', in fact.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-7-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
43. Shiver Me Timbers reviews
Ahoy, ye scabbers' dogs. It's Halloween and Jenny is dressed as a Pirate come to plunder Gibbs. Unabashed smut. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho. M/Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-30-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
44. The Dedication reviews
in which Timothy McGee proposes to Kelly Gibbs. Also, when Timothy McGee learns way too much about his boss and his future father-in-law, and Levi finds out there are 3 more Star Wars movies. LB/SF tag! LBSF 'verse; manages to be weirdly Jibbs-ish even though it's about Kelly and McGee. T, though I'd call it K by my standards.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-29-12 - Kelly G. & Tim M. - Complete
45. Shannon's Rules reviews
Rule #3: Never date a lumberjack. We all know that one. But what were the others? And what was the most important rule of them all? Shannon/Gibbs. Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-26-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Shannon G. - Complete
46. What If reviews
Gibbs reflects on a moment during his marriage to Shannon when he thought tragedy was an abstract, absurd notion. Shannon/Gibbs, little mentions of Kelly!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Shannon G. - Complete
47. Cake reviews
in which Gibbs 'sings' Rihanna in the Director's office. Or, that fic where Gibbs gets a lesson in pop culture and the Director unexpectedly takes her clothes off to assist in said lesson.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-31-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
48. Sexy reviews
NCIS Girls Night, with fine wine, five o'clock shadow, and a touch of Paris. Or, that fic in which Abby makes everyone talk about what they think is sexy in a man.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-15-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
49. X Marks the Spot reviews
A visit to the LBSF universe, in which Jenny informs her dear Gibbs that some aspects of their marriage have grown, er, monotonous. Or, that story where Gibbs is irrationally attached to his roast beef sandwich.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-3-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
50. A Woman Like You reviews
Back when they were just starting out, she asked him if he'd have more fun as a bachelor. Shannon/Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-29-12 - Shannon G. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
51. Sigh reviews
There is one noise Jenny makes that Gibbs just can't get enough of.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-27-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
52. of Sisters and Fires reviews
Tony and Ziva have pizza, Magnum, P.I., and a talk. Tiva-ish tag to "Rekindled".
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-20-12 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
53. Blame it on the Alcohol reviews
Alcohol really isn't an excuse for behavior, but sometimes it's fun to lay the blame with liquor. A variety of one-shots about the havoc alcohol can wreak-whether it be fun, sexy, sad, or absurd. Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-21-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
54. the Director's Hair reviews
Dead Supermodels, Dear John Letters, and the Marine Coprs didn't make for a pleasant mix. JIBBS. Drabble. An answer to Tony's question of weather or not Gibbs likes the new pixie cut.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-18-12 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
55. Dissonance reviews
A little piece of fanfiction in which there is fighting, and another 'F' word. Jibbs/Smut. Song-themed, but not technically a songfic. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-3-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
56. Night Guard reviews
He knows what to do, when her nightmares wake him up: he watches her struggle, and he's there when she loses. JIBBS/One-shot. Set back-in-the-day, Circa the Czech Republic Operation.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-10-12 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
57. Levi's Christmas Carol reviews
LB/SF Universe. A glimpse into Levi's very first Christmas, and Gibbs and Kelly's post-Shannon, pre-Jenny/NCIS life. Features baby!Levi
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-24-11 - Kelly G. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
58. a Casual Christmas Eve reviews
When old partners have no one else to turn to on the holiday, and pizza, beer, and sex are the modern day gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Jibbs/Smut. One-shot. Not that angsty, actually.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-24-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
59. Brick by Brick reviews
Three months after Jenny is fired from NCIS, it takes a change of scenery and the reassurance of a certain one of the Gibbs clan to shine a little light on the Shadows. Promised tag to 'Shadow of the Doubt'. Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
60. the Shadow of a Doubt » reviews
The fact that she had to bang on his door made her feel sick; it was a bad omen. And things were already bad. Rating: M. Established-but-estranged Jibbs. Smidgen of Tiva. Angst.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,766 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 10-4-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
61. Pachyderm reviews
How many times do we have to tell Gibbs to get a dictionary?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
62. Pedro » reviews
This is the story of Shannon and Kelly Gibbs. It is not case-centric; it's family focused. Gibbs makes a brief appearance; so does Mike Franks. It's a glimpse into the last-few days of their lives. Rated for some violence towards the end. Short MC.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,923 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-12-11 - Published: 11-10-11 - Shannon G. & Kelly G. - Complete
63. Voice of Reason reviews
As reluctant as the both of them are to end such an unhealthy affair, they know they have to. They just wish it could be like it was in Paris. Jibbs. Songfic; set to a blend of two songs. Smut/Angst. Smangst. You know me!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-12-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
64. Not Scented Ones reviews
in which Gibbs has to put his pants on, and McGee turns very normal errand into the mother of all awkward moments. Established JIBBS; very subtle McAbby. and humor/crack.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-7-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard
65. Gibbs and the Seven Corgis reviews
Ducky asks Gibbs to babysit the Corgis. Gibbs gets drunk to survive the torture. Crack!fic.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-5-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
66. Nose Job reviews
In which the title is misleading, because really this one-shot is about oral mishaps. Jibbs; follow-up to 'Blow'.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-4-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
67. of Redheads and Jaws reviews
Kate runs in to a mysterious redhead in the Norfolk office. Said redhead has a message for Gibbs. Jibbs...er, sort of. Seriously, is anything I write NOT Jibbs?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-1-11 - Kate T. - Complete
68. Scare reviews
Gibbs and Jenny have a common little scare. Jibbs. Pre-series; Paris. Halloween-ish; because it mentions October.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-30-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
69. Croatian Culture reviews
Typical tawdry Tony, a sultry Ziva, and a special guest. Crack!fic for your Halloween candy bag.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-30-11 - Tony D. & Ziva D. - Complete
70. Dactyloscopy reviews
A fancy, scientific word for 'fingerprinting', and a story about the Geek marking the Goth. McAbby/Fluff.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-25-11 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete
71. Blow reviews
in which Agent Gibbs has a coronary.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-25-11 - Jenny Shepard - Complete
72. Unlikely Hero reviews
She's in too deep, and he's trying to be someone he's not.Their worst qualities were sticky all over them. Jony, but really it's Jibbs. Maroon5 based. OneShut. Smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-23-11 - Jenny Shepard & Tony D. - Complete
73. Wake Me Up When September Ends » reviews
A reflective trilogy commemorating 9/11. LB/SF. Jibbs. 3 Stories that are Jenny-centric and focus on aspects of the history of the attacks.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,422 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-11-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
74. Kelly's Time Capsule » reviews
A collection of Leroy Jethro Gibbs' favorite good memories/snapshots of his life with Shannon and Kelly. Fluff, with the inevitable tinge of sadness, and plenty of laughs. Nostalgic. Written because I'm a little sentimental.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,628 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 5-20-11 - Published: 1-7-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Kelly G. - Complete
75. Mr Fix It reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs has always been good at fixing things. Boats, bruises-the works. Its only an outward symbol of his pride that he thinks he can fix this.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-19-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
76. The Number reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs has a hard time letting go. Tag to Hiatus Part 2/Shalom.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-9-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby S. - Complete
77. The Lost O reviews
A certain redhead is just having a bad day.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-6-11 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
78. the Politeness of Kings reviews
She thought the experience might teach her Silver Fox not to be late. However, he may have missed out, he still figures it was worth it to be late; politely early would have ruined her fun and his.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-5-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
79. What Leroy Jethro Gibbs Saw reviews
Somewhere along the way, our favorite ex-Marine had to discover his daughter wasn't a virgin-the fact that he held on to the belief that she was even after her two children...well, that is a whole different story. AU/LBSF Tag
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 4-15-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Kelly G. - Complete
80. Kaleidoscope » reviews
Everyone needs a little colour in their world. A smattering of Orange here, a burst of Blue there, some Reds, Greens, and Purples everywhere! A collection of colour-centric musings.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,723 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 1-1-11 - Published: 7-22-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
81. The Grinch Who Saved Christmas reviews
..."The Grinch hath found his Cindy Lou Who!" LB/SF Christmas Tag. Ah, but who is the Grince and who Miss Cindy Lou Who? When a certain caustic redhead is involved, one can never tell. The Silver Fox makes his redhead's Christmas right again.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-24-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
82. I Know Why the Caged Redhead Sings » reviews
There is a threat to Jenny's life. Jethro and a merry band of agents protect her. Sinister things happen. Unforseen things as well. Story ends. A play on the Maya Angelou poem; the title chapters are lines from it. Because I think I'm clever. JIBBS. M.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,143 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-17-10 - Published: 12-14-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
83. I Like it Rough reviews
Just you know, Jenny, Jethro, and some smut with I promise! a little depth. JIBBS. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-26-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
84. Flavors » reviews
Some senosory fun. A collection of drabbles/one-shots centered around a few select tastes. What's your flavor? JIBBS. Smutty, to be sure.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 8-27-10 - Published: 6-14-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
85. Medley » reviews
Music is the universal language of mankind. A collection of unrelated Jibbs one-shots based on songs. Not all necessarily song-fics, though there will be quite a few. JIBBS/Sure to be angst, perhaps fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,392 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-9-10 - Published: 5-4-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
86. The Quiet Game reviews
A certain redhead has challenged a certain marine to an endurance test. Now, is that really a good idea? Jibbs. Smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 8-6-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
87. Malarkey Born of Miscarriage » reviews
Jenny Shepard could find sarcasm and chaos in any situation-except this one. So her silver-haired-fox has to find it for her. An LB/SF tag of an angsty-er nature.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,853 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 7-15-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
88. The Socks of the Silver Fox reviews
She couldn't help but wonder how all of his socks had ended up in her laundry basket. LB/SF tag. The sock one-shot. Jibbs; Levi and slight Kell/McGee included.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-4-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
89. Sleepyheads reviews
The Silver Fox is exhausted. The Fearless Leader? Likewise. Can it be helped if they choose the same secluded place to find sleep? Will disaster ensue? Jibbs. Fluff. Nonsense.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 6-29-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
90. Some Like It Hot reviews
...and some sweat when the heat is on. Drabble. Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-23-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
91. The Orchid Thief » reviews
An AU of the crossover persuasion. A heartbreaking crime is perpetrated on Leroy Jethro Gibbs' daughter, leaving her with a broken childhood. SVU Detective Jennifer Shepard, fractured in her own right, vows to piece Kelly's life back. JIBBS, uniquely.
Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 113,475 - Reviews: 153 - Updated: 6-5-10 - Published: 4-19-10 - J. Munch & Jenny Shepard - Complete
92. Made You Laugh reviews
LB/SF Tag: AU. Jenny slips away from a crime scene in Arlington to pay a visit to her family; Tony stumbles in mid-respect paying. He's not silver-tongued when it comes to comfort, and maybe that's why she bothers to let him know. Pre-JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-7-10 - Jenny Shepard & Tony D. - Complete
93. The Rustle of Paperwork reviews
For her, his three words meant just as much as did the intimate nature of comfortable silence.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-7-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
94. Russian Twilight » reviews
The Czech Republic, Russia, Serbia, and ultimately, Paris again. Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Jenny Shepard are more lovers than partners, and yet they still have a job to do-a job that may very well tear them apart. This is their story...further continued.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,116 - Reviews: 264 - Updated: 4-27-10 - Published: 1-4-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
95. Consent of the Bourbon Persuasion reviews
There was a certain element of "bastard" in partaking of hot sex when she was completely drunk, but he wasn't enough of a gentleman to take the gallant high road of abstinance. Besides, she started it. She and the bourbon. JIBBs, smut, no plot necessary.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 4-13-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
96. The Gun to Her Holster reviews
The fearless probie redhead feels a certain Leroy Jethro Gibbs should say nicer things to his wife. A tribute to pop culture, laughter, and no-angst. Jibbs, if you tilt your head and stick out your tongue. In the dawn of Jen's probie days.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 4-11-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
97. A Cliche Obscured by Orchids and Diamonds reviews
The United States Botanical Gardens houses over 5,000 species of Orchids, rare and common. So if there's any place to woo your wayward redhead, look no further, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, you have arrived. An uncharacteristic bit of mush; JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 3-17-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
98. Good Girls Go Marine reviews
AU of a different colour. Add 1 virginal, goody-two-shoes red head, a liberal does of one blue-eyed bad boy marine, combine with copious amounts of Jack Daniels and witty repartee, and behold: the ultimate way to be deflowered. M/Smut. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 3-17-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
99. The Lady Boss and the Silver Fox » reviews
In any universe, Leroy Jethro Gibbs still likes redheads with long legs and boats in the basement. Likewise, Jennifer Shepard still likes high heels and fancy words. I've just thrown a daughter, a little boy, and a tragic past in the AU mix. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 91,664 - Reviews: 346 - Updated: 3-9-10 - Published: 2-2-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
100. Facial Features » reviews
A petite collection of drabbles concerning the facial fixations of everyone's favorite redhead and her blue-eyed marine counterpart. Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-19-10 - Published: 2-17-10 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
101. He Said What! reviews
It is common knowledge, particularly to one Jenny Shepard, that Leroy Jethro Gibbs is not especially loquacious-nor does he aspire to be. However, she would like to know why he's suddenly decided to vocalize her sexual preferences. JIBBs. TWSS companion.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 2-12-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
102. 10 Things SecNav Doesn't Know reviews
...and therefore won't hurt him. Or will they? Because by the end of this oneshot, SecNav might discover just what exactly everyone's favorite redheaded Director has been doing right under his oblivious nose. JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 2-6-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
103. City of Cliche reviews
Cliches are just traps that everyone secretly desires to spring. Jenny and Gibbs may have been the first to fall in Paris, but Ziva and Tony seem to be the heirs to their folly-or fortune. Tag to 'Jet Lag'. TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 1-26-10 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
104. Sex, or lack thereof, in the Workplace reviews
There actually was a time when Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs weren't doing 'it' with a capital I. Yet, in a pre-Marseille workplace, why is Probie Agent Shepard telling people they are? Utter nonsense sprinkled with a few laughs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-9-10 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
105. Idioms! » reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 33,737 - Reviews: 743 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 6-22-09 - Ziva D. - Complete
106. Paris Nights » reviews
London. Marseille. Paris. Positano. Somewhere in the mix, Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs stopped being just partners. This is their story-continued. Sequel to: Probie Days.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 197,427 - Reviews: 544 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
107. That's What She Said reviews
How many every-day prhases in the English language have a sexual connotation? Simply ask one Leroy Jethro Gibbs who, amongst isinuations, double entendres, and general inapprorpiate-ness, can't seem to keep his foot out of his mouth today.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 12-20-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
108. Aggressive Negotiations reviews
Once upon a time, she wouldn't have taken no for an answer. She's not going to this time, either. Tag to 'Lost and Found'. Smut. ForAly!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-4-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
109. Team Jethro reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs has been kidnapped by a nefarious redhead at the eleventh hour-and it doesn't bode well. Where is she taking him? And are those the hysterical screams of teenage girls? A bit of nonseniscal fluff to combat nauseating New Moon Mania.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 11-26-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
110. Cornucopias of Cranberry Sauce reviews
Thanksgiving Dinner chez Gibbs: where the boat is the table, the goths are wearing feathers, and the cranberry juice smacks suspiciously of vodka. What's a certain silver-haired-fox to do? Happy Thanksgiving:
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-25-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
111. Call Me Dad reviews
Jethro finally understands why Jackson hated that his son didn't call him Dad. Short, though anything but sweet, reflection on what words mean to us. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-23-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jackson Gibbs - Complete
112. Puppy Love reviews
A certain redhead is a little more than surprised to find one Leroy Jethro Gibbs on her doorstep bearing a puppy late one night. To her former partner's dismay, she gives it a rather interesting name...JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 11-9-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
113. Notes on Impropriety reviews
Jenny's very excellent notes on a certain Sexual Harassment seminar one Leroy Jethro Gibbs unfortunately missed out on. The content of the notes, and an ensuing slightly mature interpretation of the game 'red light, green light'. Tag to 'DRIVEN'/Smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-30-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
114. Daughter reviews
What Did Gibbs whisper to Ziva in the interrogation room after the record was off, what was it that made her cry? Tag to Season 7 Episode 4, 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'. Spoilers...eh, probably. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-13-09 - Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
115. Apology Appreciation reviews
Special Agent Gibbs was mean to Cynthia. Cynthia deserves an apology. Therefore: with some prodding from a certain redhead, Special Agent Gibbs will apologize to Cynthia...and perhaps receive a reward from said redhead.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-5-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
116. Brass Knuckles and Bruised Biceps reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs learns the hard way to let sleeping redheads lie.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-28-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
117. Cynthia Has Ears reviews
The Director and Agent Gibbs seem to forget that the walls aren't always the only ones listening to them fight-and Cynthia is slightly surprised to hear what Jethro's punishment this time is!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 9-2-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
118. Fireworks reviews
Jethro, Jenny, and the American Flag. Every good Marine deserves his due on Independence Day. Jibbs; smut.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-4-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
119. Probie Days » reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs found his match in Jenny Shepard-and he knew it from the moment they met. From the day they meet to the Marseilles OP, this is their story. JIBBS Prequel of sorts.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,557 - Reviews: 311 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
120. The Same Mistake reviews
Tony goes to Ziva seeking comfort after he burns Jeanne's letter. Hidden motives and suppressed feelings are revealed when the conversation goes down a path Ziva never expected. TIVA; Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-26-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
121. The Matchmaker » reviews
Teenager Emma Speare prides herself on her matchmaking skills. So when she's stuck at NCIS all day with nothing to do, she turns her expert eye on Madame Director and a certain Silver-Haired Fox...NOT Casefic/Quirky, Maybe Fluff. JIBBS!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,210 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-3-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
122. Paradise Lost » reviews
Lily Evans's seventh year. Head girl. And sure, Potter as head boy was a drawback, but she could get over that. She had everything going for her-until someone ripped it all away. JL Angst-WARNING: Rape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,264 - Reviews: 404 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 7-21-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
123. Want reviews
He slammed the door, she cringed at the sound, and then...he pressed her against it. "I want you, Jen," Oneshot, SMUT.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 4-15-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
124. Fairytale Gone Bad » reviews
Sparrabeth/AU; COMPLETE. Five years after CotBP, Jack stumbles across Elizabeth in the worst of places. So, naturally, he rescues her...only to find there's more under the surface than he could have possibly guessed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,353 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 7-5-08 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
125. Bourbon Rain reviews
It's late and its raining, and Gibbs is thinking of Paris. Flashback!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-7-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jenny Shepard - Complete
126. Her Name was Jenny reviews
Relationships between agents, Kate? They never work. He is speaking from experiance. Set in 'Minimal Secuirty' from season 1.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-7-09 - Jenny Shepard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
127. Of Toy Broomsticks and Toddlers reviews
Sirius sent his godson a toy broomstick for his first birthday. Lily didn't want him to have it, James was of a different opinion. A Mishap ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-25-08 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete
128. Everybody Hurts reviews
Post "Bride". Lois walks away from Clark, leaving him outside of the hospital room where Lana is being treated...she doesn't walk far, and he doesn't take long to follow. R/R.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-26-08 - Lois L. & Clark K. - Complete
129. Congratulations reviews
Jack's reflections on Will and Elizabeth's wedding. Post AWE, thought a little different. Jealous, angsty Jack; drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-08 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
130. Let it Be reviews
Jack steals into Port Royal in the dead of night, intent on saying a finaly farwell-and stumbles on something more. Sparrabeth/Post AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-1-08 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Elizabeth S. - Complete
131. Lithium reviews
He was like a drug...and she was addicted. Sparrabeth Oneshot/Songfic. Dark; so be warned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-25-08 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
132. Release » reviews
If the black spot hadn't appeared...and the kiss we all screamed for had gone on...what would have happened between the Sparrow and the Swann? R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 11-29-07 - Elizabeth S. & Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
133. Promise » reviews
Jack's onyx eyes glinted with a smirk: "Love, have I ever given you reason not to trust me?" Short, a little fluffy, a little angsty. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,330 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 7-9-07 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Elizabeth S. - Complete
134. Candlelight reviews
Her last words will haunt him forever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-07 - Capt. Jack Sparrow & Elizabeth S. - Complete
135. I Loved Her First reviews
Logan's thoughts on his daughter's wedding...songfic, oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-19-06 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
136. Insecurities reviews
Is she cheating? Scott watches Jean and Logan; he questions and then he comes to the inevitable conclusion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-14-06 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete