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since: 06-28-06, id: 1077586, Profile Updated: 11-11-09
country: United States
Author has written 32 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Smallville, Twilight, and NCIS.

Update: I am fully aware that I need to update Kaleidoscope and Flavors. I am saying this for myself. Bug me about it.
The perfectionist in me is whining and moaning about not being able to get the wording right and she's starting to annoy.

Why, Hello there. I am Alexa! Or Alexandra, or Lex:

I'm sixteen. I love bubble baths and scented candles. and shoes. I like the sun and reading books by the ocean. I love history class and coffee. I enjoy Russian and English literature. I love Europe, but I've never been.

Now that that's out of the way: I'm an avid writer and reader. I'm a perfectionist, which seriously hampers my writing ability most of the time. I tend to spend a lot of time trying to do too much at once and attempting to make it utterly perfect. Not to mention I second-guess myself and constantly come up with ideas that are in serious need of being sorted out. I do not have plot bunnies; I have plot vampires. They are voraciously unkind to me. I'm slightly a control freak, and have a bad habit of only welcoming help if I initially ask for it. I'm rather passionate about my 'ships; the current favorite is Jibbs. I write sporadically: sometimes I go at it for days and others I just stare at the ceiling thinking about writing a million different things.

Fanfiction is fun because if things don't go right in the book/move/TV show...well, you can just fix it however the hell you want.


Elizabeth Swann/Jack Sparrow: "But, seeing as you are a good man, I know you would never put me in a position to compromise my honor."

James Potter/Lily Evans:"Go out with me, Evans. Go on, go out with me!"

Lois Lane/Clark Kent: "We're like hot fudge and halibut!"

Jean Grey/Logan: "I can be the good guy."

Jennifer Shepard/Leroy Jethro Gibbs:You were a damn good agent, Jen. Especially undercover."


In The Works:

NCIS
Medley--myriad of songfics. Jibbs. Songs picked out. Will end at 10 chapters. In Progress.
Paris Nights--currently being posted. Jibbs. Second in a Trilogy. Pre-series.
Russian Twilight--planning stages. Jibbs. Third in a Triolgy. Pre-series.

Kaleidoscope--colour centric. Jibbs. Each chapter focuses on a colour. In Progress. 10 Chapters
Flavors--assortment of flavors of any kind. Jibbs. In Progress. 10 Chapters
Jethro the Kitten--tenative title; continuation of a one-shot in Idioms.

Kelley's Time Capsule--Tenative. Snapshots of Gibbs' time with Kelley and Shannon
Blame It on the Alcohol--Jibbs. No connection with the song. Various one-shots about what havoc alcohol can wreak
Idioms!--Ziva David. Drabbles and ficlets focusing on Ziva's struggle with the English language. In-Progress. Up to 50 Chapters.

Pirates of the Caribbean
Bluff--oneshot. Sparrabeth. Planning stages.

Inspiration:

music

Literary Inspirations/Loves: Pride and Prejudice, The Prince, Wuthering Heights, Gone with the Wind, Catcher in the Rye, The Vampire Lestat, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Chronicles of Narnia, The Outsiders.

Talk to Me: Facebook is Alexandra Renee Pugh; yahoo!messenger is madame.alexandra. or pm me. :


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1. Call Me Dad reviews
Jethro finally understands why Jackson hated that his son didn't call him Dad. Short, though anything but sweet, reflection on what words mean to us. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-23-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Jackson Gibbs - Complete
2. Idioms! » reviews
A series of one-shots chronicling Ziva David, a.k.a crazy ninja mossad chick, and her continuing struggles with the english language.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 24,983 - Reviews: 415 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Ziva D.
3. Paris Nights » reviews
London. Marseille. Paris. Positano. Somewhere in the mix, Jenny Shepard and Leroy Jethro Gibbs stopped being just partners. This is their story--continued. Sequel to: Probie Days.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,664 - Reviews: 462 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
4. Puppy Love reviews
A certain redhead is a little more than surprised to find one Leroy Jethro Gibbs on her doorstep bearing a puppy late one night. To her former partner's dismay, she gives it a rather interesting name...JIBBS.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-9-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
5. Notes on Impropriety reviews
Jenny's very excellent notes on a certain Sexual Harassment seminar one Leroy Jethro Gibbs unfortunately missed out on. The content of the notes, and an ensuing slightly mature interpretation of the game 'red light, green light'. Tag to 'DRIVEN'/Smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-30-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
6. Daughter reviews
What Did Gibbs whisper to Ziva in the interrogation room after the record was off, what was it that made her cry? Tag to Season 7 Episode 4, 'Good Cop, Bad Cop'. Spoilers...eh, probably. One-shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-13-09 - Ziva D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
7. Apology Appreciation reviews
Special Agent Gibbs was mean to Cynthia. Cynthia deserves an apology. Therefore: with some prodding from a certain redhead, Special Agent Gibbs will apologize to Cynthia...and perhaps receive a reward from said redhead.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-5-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
8. Brass Knuckles and Bruised Biceps reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs learns the hard way to let sleeping redheads lie.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-28-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
9. Medley » reviews
Music is the universal language of mankind. A collection of unrelated Jibbs one-shots based on songs. Not all necessarily song-fics, though there will be quite a few. JIBBS/Sure to be agnst, perhaps fluff.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
10. Cynthia Has Ears reviews
The Director and Agent Gibbs seem to forget that the walls aren't always the only ones listening to them fight--and Cynthia is slightly surprised to hear what Jethro's punishment this time is!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 9-2-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
11. Kaleidoscope » reviews
Everyone needs a little colour in their world. A smattering of Orange here, a burst of Blue there, some Reds, Greens, and Purples everywhere! A collection of colour-centric musings.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 7-22-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
12. Flavors » reviews
Some senosory fun. A collection of drabbles/one-shots centered around a few select tastes. What's your flavor? JIBBS. Smutty, to be sure.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 6-14-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard
13. Fireworks reviews
Jethro, Jenny, and the American Flag. Every good Marine deserves his due on Independence Day. Jibbs; smut.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-4-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
14. Probie Days » reviews
Leroy Jethro Gibbs found his match in Jenny Shepard--and he knew it from the moment they met. From the day they meet to the Marseilles OP, this is their story. JIBBS Prequel of sorts.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,542 - Reviews: 261 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
15. The Same Mistake reviews
Tony goes to Ziva seeking comfort after he burns Jeanne's letter. Hidden motives and suppressed feelings are revealed when the conversation goes down a path Ziva never expected. TIVA; Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-26-09 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete
16. The Matchmaker » reviews
Teenager Emma Speare prides herself on her matchmaking skills. So when she's stuck at NCIS all day with nothing to do, she turns her expert eye on Madame Director and a certain Silver-Haired Fox...NOT Casefic/Quirky, Maybe Fluff. JIBBS!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,840 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 5-3-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
17. Paradise Lost » reviews
Lily Evans's seventh year. Head girl. And sure, Potter as head boy was a drawback, but she could get over that. She had everything going for her--until someone ripped it all away. JL Angst--WARNING: Rape. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 372 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 7-21-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
18. Want reviews
He slammed the door, she cringed at the sound, and then...he pressed her against it. "I want you, Jen," Oneshot, SMUT.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-15-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
19. Fairytale Gone Bad » reviews
Sparrabeth/AU; COMPLETE. Five years after CotBP, Jack stumbles across Elizabeth in the worst of places. So, naturally, he rescues her...only to find there's more under the surface than he could have possibly guessed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,675 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 7-5-08 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
20. Bourbon Rain reviews
It's late and its raining, and Gibbs is thinking of Paris. Flashback!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-7-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & J. Sheppard - Complete
21. Her Name was Jenny reviews
Relationships between agents, Kate? They never work. He is speaking from experiance. Set in 'Minimal Secuirty' from season 1.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-7-09 - J. Sheppard & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
22. Of Toy Broomsticks and Toddlers reviews
Sirius sent his godson a toy broomstick for his first birthday. Lily didn't want him to have it, James was of a different opinion. A Mishap ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-25-08 - James P. & Lily Luna P. - Complete
23. Iris reviews
All Edward has ever wanted is for her to know who he is. Songfic; Oneshot. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete
24. Everybody Hurts reviews
Post "Bride". Lois walks away from Clark, leaving him outside of the hospital room where Lana is being treated...she doesn't walk far, and he doesn't take long to follow. R/R.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-26-08 - Lois L. & Clark K. - Complete
25. Congratulations reviews
Jack's reflections on Will and Elizabeth's wedding. Post AWE, thought a little different. Jealous, angsty Jack; drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-8-08 - Jack S. - Complete
26. Let it Be reviews
Jack steals into Port Royal in the dead of night, intent on saying a finaly farwell--and stumbles on something more. Sparrabeth/Post AWE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,008 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-1-08 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
27. Lithium reviews
He was like a drug...and she was addicted. Sparrabeth Oneshot/Songfic. Dark; so be warned.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-25-08 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
28. Release » reviews
If the black spot hadn't appeared...and the kiss we all screamed for had gone on...what would have happened between the Sparrow and the Swann? R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 11-29-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
29. Promise » reviews
Jack's onyx eyes glinted with a smirk: "Love, have I ever given you reason not to trust me?" Short, a little fluffy, a little angsty. Complete.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 7-9-07 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
30. Candlelight reviews
Her last words will haunt him forever.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-23-07 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
31. I Loved Her First reviews
Logan's thoughts on his daughter's wedding...songfic, oneshot
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-19-06 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
32. Insecurities reviews
Is she cheating? Scott watches Jean and Logan; he questions and then he comes to the inevitable conclusion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-14-06 - Wolverine & Jean G. - Complete
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