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since: 06-28-06, id: 1077595, Profile edited: 05-04-08
Author has written 10 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Outsiders.

Okay I don't know if it's just me, or are people sick of immature writing filling up this web site? It ruins the chances of actual well thought out stories being read and reviewed. Every time I go onto the Outsiders section there's always a stupid little Mary-Sue about how the Curtis's have a long lost sister who happened to time travel from 2008 and her name is Cuddles Curtis cause her daddy was an original person and she falls for Dallas and they have 100 children. I'm sick of having to plan out when I update around these immaturely written stories. And I'm sure I'm not the only person to notice this so don't think me a bitch for trashing other peoples work. So now that that's over with...

I'm Lauren,

sometimes I'm a little strange.

I spend too much time living in a fantasy world I create in my mind than the real world,

sometimes I'm not all there.

I've been screwed over too many times for my own good,

sometimes I overreact.

I fall fast for guys and it never ends well,

sometimes I'm heartbroken.

I love to have fun,

sometimes I laugh too loud.

I get my emotions out through writing,

sometimes I'm numb.

I believe happiness is the key to life,

sometimes I don't believe in anything.

I feel like I'm meant to be something,

sometimes I'm a dreamer.

but I will always be me.

Actual Information:

Name- Lauren Elizabeth

Age- 14

Hair color- coffee brown

Eye color- blue

Nicknames- Tommy, Lorenzo, Laur, Two-Bit, Dale, Loudmouth, LT, Ellie

Hobbies- writing, reading, music, anything with technology

Siblings- one brother

Languages- english, american sign language

Ringtone- When the Day Met The Night by Panic! at the Disco (yes i still use the !)

Current Favorite Song- Northern Downpour

Books I'm Reading- Of Mice and Men, The Other Boylen Girl, Lord of the Flies

Favorite Color- blue

Likes- music, ryan ross, coffee, books, gossip, carousels, hanging out with friends, cursing, movies

Dislikes- shopping, assholes, labels, guys who stare when your not interested

Orientation- straight

Occupation- Take-out worker @ local italtian resturant

Favorite Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, The Outsiders, Dead Poets Society, Cry Wolf, Sweeney Todd, Meet The Robinsons, School of Rock, Phantom of the Opera, Romeo and Juliet, Across the Universe, Pirates of the Carrabiean 1&3, Rumble Fish, Mean Girls, Eurotrip, Peter Pan, Alice and Wonderland, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Thirteen, Monster House, Daddy Day Care, Lord of the Flies, Malibu's Most Wanted.

Favorite Books: The Outsiders, Ophelia, Paranoid Park, Tex, City of Bones, Rumble Fish, That Was Then This Is Now, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Go Ask Alice, Bad Girls, Shut the Door, Impulse, Crank, Burned, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1&2, All the Harry Potters, The Giver, Gathering Blue, Speak, Green Angel, The Candy Darlings, Forever

Favorite Bands: Foo Fighters, The Beatles, Billy Joel, Flyleaf, Green Day, Blink 182, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Patent Pending, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Valet Parking, Rooney, Lily Allen, Avril Lavigne, Yellowcard, Marilyn Manson, Paramore, Bayside

Favorite Couples:

Gilmore Girls: Rory/Jess, Rory/Dean, Lorelie/Luke

The Outsiders: Cherry/Dallas, Ponyboy/Johnny, Dallas/Johnny, this is the only section where i accept slash stories! hahha

Twilight: Bella/Jacob, Alice/Jasper

Favorite Quotes:

Sheryl: You know, like it or not, we're still your family, for better or worse...
Dwayne: No, you're not my family! I don't wanna be your family! I hate you fucking people! Divorce? Bankrupt? Suicide? You're fucking losers, you're losers! No, please just leave me here, Mom. Please, please, please. Please... just leave me here.


Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.


Medatation Tape: wispy male voice Okay...now we will begin the full...body scan

Teacher: Uhhhhhh, let's NOT.

Tom: Hey Trocchio, maybe we'll start calling you Father Trocchio from now on.


Teacher: Well, last night was the first night that I left my kid with a babysitter that wasn't grandma and grandpa...

Me: When my grandparents babysat me my grandpa would always be like "Wanna play house? You be the door and I'll slam ya!"

Charley: My grandpa would just yell at me to sit down and be quiet cause I always had fights with my cousins...


Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink, sometimes when your alone all you do is think -Bon Jovi


Your the metaphors I can't create to comprehend this curse that I call love.


Nature's first green is gold, her hardest hue to hold. Her early leafs a flower but only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf so Eden sank to grief. So dawn goes down to day, nothing gold can stay... -Robert Frost


Then one night in desperation the young man breaks away, he buys a gun and steals a car he tries to run but he dont get far. his momma cries, as a crowd gathers around an angry young man face down in the street with a gun in his hand -Elvis


Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get credit for trying.


Craig: what'd you do that for?

Marco: I didn't know what to do!

Craig: So when in doubt kiss Craig? - degrassi


Jack Sparrow: Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth: One: because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?


"The question today folks! What are the Eskimos thinking?!"- Lorelie Gilmore Girls


Jack Sparrow: sing-song I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!


Claire: Give me the tape Lyle!

Lyle: No way I'm going to put it on youTube and make a million dollars!

Zach: youTube's free you idiot! - Heroes


Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.


Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.




1. An Honest Mistake » reviews
What got Dallas sent to jail when he was ten? How did he act in school? What stupid things did he do with his friends? And most important what made him the bitter man we saw in The Outsiders? This answers all through Dallas's POV.dont mind the 1st chapter
Outsiders - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,602 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 5-18-07
2. Famous Last Words » reviews
For the first time in my life I hated Sodapop Patrick Curtis. I hated him, I hated the President, I hated fighting, and most of all I hated Steve Randel. He was the one who dragged him into this mess anyways......
Outsiders - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,057 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-1-08 - Published: 8-27-07
3. Here's Your Letter reviews
Ponyboy's POV! Ponyboy and Dallas were never good friends, but after Johnny and Dallas's death Ponyboy wants to talk to him one last time. WAY better inside, it wont take long just R&R please!
Outsiders - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
4. One Day In Heaven reviews
Ponyboy gets one chance to write to Johnny in Heaven telling anything and everything he wanted. It's a slash humor and I garentee you will laugh and sorta be sad at the same time. R&R Please!
Outsiders - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-07 - Published: 6-10-07
5. Homecoming reviews
From that point on I knew things would never be the same,I would always have her blood on my hands.This night would always be a part of me.I could have been the one to save her,but I failed. a johnny sister oneshot night of the rumble! better inside! R&R
Outsiders - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-27-07 - Published: 4-27-07
6. Bad Religion » reviews
Rory feels unwanted guilt after Jess tells her I love you and bolts. Sort of based on something that happened to me recently so i wrote it out like any other author. Not really about religion! Yes its a LIT!
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 4-25-07 - Published: 2-25-07
7. Everything's Wrong » reviews
Turn left. was the last thing Rory said to him before the accident. I love you. was the last thing she heard before they crashed. Teach Me Tonight a unique version no one has ever done before. better on the inside
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 4-6-07 - Published: 3-14-07
8. Funeral for a Friend reviews
Burying two of your best friends in one day is harsh on a person. This is how i pictured Johnny and Dally's funeral... better on the inside i swear!
Complete - Outsiders - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 4-4-07
9. A Chance for Redemption » reviews
What did Jess do to get himself sent to live with Luke in Stars Hallow? I always wondered that, and this is what i came up with. I'm very bad at summarys its better than i say!
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 12-19-06
10. One Shot to Make It Right » reviews
After Jess leaves Rory without even saying goodbye shes a wreak. Keeping her problems inside leads to major issues one that brings her to the hospital. Actions speak louder than words dont they? If Jess were to come back would it help her get better?
Gilmore Girls - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 10-23-06
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