Pen-Name: Black Aeon
contact: send message
email: niterae@hotmail.com or kai_namazaki@hotmail.com

ABOUT ME:
name: Kai
nationality: Filipino/ Japanese
occupation: High School Senior
age: 18
gender: Female
live: N/A
hometown: Yokosuka Navy Air Base, Ikego, Japan
current place: Tokyo, Japan
birthday: September 20,1992

Favorite Couples

House
Kutner x Thirteen
Chase x Cameron
House x Cuddy
Wilson x Amber

Planet Terror
El Wray x Cherry

Bones
Jack Hodgins x Angela Montenegro
Seeley Booth x Temperence Brennen

Final Fantasy
Cloud x Tifa
Denzel x Marlene (FFVII:Advent Children)

Black Cat
Train x Eve

Fast and the Furious
Dom x Letty
Mia x Vince
Jesse x Faith (2 Fast and 2 Fine; Fast and the Furious: We're Doing It Our Way) (my fanfiction)
Han x Faith (Better Life) (my fanfiction)

One Piece
Luffy x Kai (To Love or Not to Love) (My fanfiction)
Luffy x Vivi
Ace x Vivi
Zoro x Tashigi
Usopp x Kaya
Sanji x Nami

Teen Titans
Robin x Raven
Speedy x Jinx (Don't ask)
Cyborg x Bumblebee

Sky High
Will x Layla
Warren x Magenta

Card Captor Sakura
Syaoran x Sakura
Eriol x Tomoyo
Yukito x Nakuru

Naruto
Naruto x Hinata
Gaara x Sakura (Don't Ask)
Shikamaru x Ino
Itachi x Temari (Don't ask)

Bleach
Ichigo x Rukia
Ishida x Orihime

Angel
Angel x Fred
Angel x Illyria
Wesley x Cordy

CSI
Nick x Sarah
Grissom x Catherine

Pita-Ten
Kotarou x Misha

Harry Potter
Harry x Hermione
Ron x Luna
Draco x Ginny

Ragnarok
Chaos x Fenris Fenrer

Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2
Riku x Kairi
Roxas x Namine

Tokyo Mew Mew
Ryou x Ichigo

Gorillaz
2-D x Noodle

KND: Kids Next Door
Numbah 1 x Numbah 3

Couples I Hate/Don't Like That Much
Yaoi couples
Female x Female couples

Naruto
Naruto x Sakura (I think they're like brother and sister)

Favorite Mangas
Crimson Hero
DramaCon
HunterxHunter
Bleach
Naruto
Genshiken
Beet:The Vandel Buster
Case Closed
Dr.Slump
I's
EyeShield 21
Saiyuki
FLCL
Pita-Ten
The Kindaichi Files
Death Note
D Grayman
Yakitate Japan
Jigoku Sensei Nube

Favorite Characters/ Celebrities
Michael Kenji Shinoda/Mike Shinoda (CUTE...AWESOME...LINKIN PARK...FUNNY...HOT ;P)
Shester Bennington (AWESOME...LINKIN PARK)
Li,Syaoran (his voice is so hot)
Hiriigazawa,Eriol (he's so cute and he also reminds me of harry potter, only cynical though.)
Raven (she's so cool)
Sora (he's so hot.)
Jinx (She's cool)
Riddick (he's hot!!)
Brian O'Connor (He's hawt!)
Chad Lindberg (HOTNESS!)
Paul Walker(HAWT!)
Sung Kang (I LOVE HIM!! HE'S SO HOT!! trying not to sound like a fan girl ;P)
Noodle (she's so kawaii and cool!)
2-D (In my opinion...he's cute!)
Kip Raines He is cute
Giovanni Ribisi I know he plays Kip Raines but...DAMN! He is...HAWT!

Fave Movies
Gone in 60 Seconds
Transformers
Planet Terror
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Fast and Furious(1-3)
Chronicles of Riddick
The Shooter
Holes
The Grudge
The Touristas
Walking Tall
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Rush Hour (1-3)
Blue Crush
Jet Li's Unleashed
Hero
WAR
School of Rock
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
National Treasurer

Fave Cars
1) 2008 Spyker C12 Zagato
2) 2008 Maserati Gran Turismo
3) 2003 Chevrolet SS Concept
4) 2007 Audi Abt R8
5) 2006 Ford GT Tungsten
6) 2006 Ascari A10
7) 2007 Lotus Exige GT3
8) 2007 Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggara
9) 2005 Maserati Pininfarina
10) 2007 Toyota FT HS
11) 2007 Saab Aero X
12) 2005 Nissan GT-R
13) 2004 Chrysler ME FOur-Twelve Concept
14) 2004 Panoz Esperante GTLM
15) 2006 Citroen C- Metisse Concept
16) 2007 Audi B&B TT Edition R
17) 1995 Mitsubishi 3000 GT Spyder SL Twin Turbo Hard Top Convertible
18) 2005 350 GT Nissan Skyline
19) 2008 Chevrolet Corvette
20) 2006 Bugatti Veyron 16.4
21) 2007 Mazda Taiki Concept
22) 2007 Hennessy Venom GT Concept
23) 1991 Acura NSX
24)2008 Pratt and Miller Chevrolet Corvette C6RS
25) 2008 Dodge Viper SRT10 ACR
26) 2008 Nissan GT-R GT500
27) 2007 Caparo T1 RRV
28) 2008 Koenisegg CCR
29) 2006 Aston Martin V12 Vanquish
30) 2008 Ferrari FXX Evolution
31) 2006 Chevrolet Camaro Concept
32) 2006 Saleen S7 Twin Turbo
33) 2000 Pontiac Firebird
34) 1985 Lamborghini Countach
35) 1990 Lamborghini Diablo
36) 2007 Mercedes McLaren
37) 1991 Ferrari F40
38) 2007 Alfa Romeo GT Voup
39) 2005 BMW Alpina Roadster
40) 2005 Aston Martin DBR9
41) 2007 Aston Martin Vantage
42) 2006 Ascari KZ1
43) 1994 Bugatti EB110 GT
44) 2006 Noble M15
45) 2002 Pagani Zonda C12 S
46) 2006 Rolls-Royce Phantom
47) 2007 Tesla Roadster
48) 1996 TVR Chimera
49) 1993 Toyota Supra Turbo
50) 1995 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4
51) 2004 Ferrari Challenge Stradale

Fave Video Games
Halo (1-3)
Guitar Hero
Guitar Heroes 2
Guitar Heroes 3: Legends of Rock
Rock Band
Devil May Cry
Devil May Cry 2
Devil May Cry 3
Devil May Cry 4
Silent Hill
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 3
Silent Hill 4
Assassins Creed
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

All About Me
I am a tomboy, but I like guys. I'm straight thank you very much. I skateboard, I practice martial arts and boxing, I like to wear baggy pants and tight shirts.I am a mixture of punk and emo (not that emo where I slit my wrists). I have black shoulder length hair just like Raven's from Teen Titans,midnight black bangs covering the left side of my face and midnight blue streaks, really, really dark brown eyes that look black, also, I wear glasses because I can't see far. So, I suggest you don't call me four eyes. I am a really nice person once you get to know me. I love Anime, and I like read and write anything that comes out of my head. I'm really creative and smart. I'm nice, and kind and laid-back. I love singing and hanging out with my friends. I love to laugh because it just makes me forget about everything that's hectic in my life. I also love drawing because its awesome and really great, plus, it makes me really creative. I am also a grease monkey, I am a TOTAL fan of cars, whether I'm learning about the engine or what's under the hood, or I'm helping and learning on how to fix cars, I am a MAJOR grease monkey (no offense to those who are), so...I don't really care if you think that girls shouldn't be working on cars or whatever, because...I don't really care. I love cars...and that's final.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, nevermore199,shadow_goddess99. Kakashis-First-Kiss, Itachi'sEBILcuppycake, Black Aeon

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Black Aeon

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you think Captain Gantu should be in Kingdom Hearts 3, copy and paste this to your profile. Hey, Stitch has been seen in KH 2 so Gantu could be a partner for Pete. Right?

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Remeber I DID NOT write this, it is from someone else, but please, pick the right choice.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

Pick the ones that fit you ...

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIvE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

That 70's Show Quotes

"Piece of crap! That's a Vista Cruiser! You can literally cruise the vista." -Red

"I said good day!" -Fez

Jackie: Michael, who is this guy?
Kelso: Oh, that's Fez. He's a foreign exchange student.
Jackie: What'd we exchange for him?

"All this food for 45 cents. Its unbelievable. Tastes the food then puts the fork down. Oh, I see." -Fez

"Please stop touching each other. It gives me needs." -Fez

"My gosh, Buddy, with a car like that, you must be knee deep in whores." -Fez

Hyde: Moron! Every day you say you're breaking up with her!
Kelso: Well, you guys don't know her like I do! (Realizes he has a large purple hickey. He covers it up.) I mean, it's not just about fooling around! She buys me stuff!
Hyde: She hoovered your chest, man!

"I am so king." -Kelso

Kelso: Guess who made out with Pam Macy behind the gym?
Hyde: Everyone.

"Why would you just cuddle with her, when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is “it." That’s why they call "it". IT!!" -Kelso

"I feel a huge protest coming on." -Hyde

Hyde: I can’t believe this. Who cares if Ford is coming?
Eric: It’s better than when the Oscar Meyers weenie mobile drove through.
Donna: They didn’t even stop! They just slowed down and threw a bunch of hotdog whistles at us.
Hyde: Two girls in a phallic RV, driving around handing out things you blow... What a great country.

"Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for." -Hyde

"Disco is from hell, okay? And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lame ass part where the really bad accountants live." -Hyde

Red: Laurie, you're not driving the Vista Cruiser, it's old and undependable. It could break down, you could be at the mercy of any maniac who came along. That's okay for Eric. But you're taking the Toyota. Oh and uh, here's a twenty.
Laurie: Will that cover gas?
Kitty: Oh, well it should. Honey, honey, give her another ten just in case.
Eric: You know, I could probably use some gas money.
Red: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.

Eric: Man, you had to repeat first grade?
Jackie: Oh my god! Michael, say it’s not true!
Kelso: It was cursive writing, all right? All those stupid squiggles and bumps!

Donna: Kelso, it's wrong!
Kelso: Wrong, or hilarious??
Eric: Wrong, you dillhole!

Jackie: It's not like we were doing anything Kelso.
Kelso: Oh come on, Jackie! You can't sleep in the same bed and not be doing it! I've fallen asleep not doing it and woke up doing it!

Red: Now don’t worry, I’m simply gonna ask him how the hell he’s gonna fix this economy!
Kitty: Oh, honey, he wouldn’t know that, he’s the President!

Kitty: You know Donna, my grandmother came from Sweden, and she had this thick thick accent and it embarrassed me to no end. Well, I asked her not to come to my high-school graduation cuz I didn’t want my friends to hear her talk. And she didn’t come. Sixteen years later, she got the gout and died. You see?
Donna: No.
Kitty: All families are embarrassing. And if they’re not embarrassing, then they’re dead.

Ricky: Hey Forman, who said you were on break?
Kitty: I did.
Ricky: And who are you?
Kitty: I'm his mother!
Ricky: Good enough then.

Kitty: I just took the "How spontaneous is your relationship" quiz. And you know what?
Red: What?
Kitty: We got 3 out if 10! And I cheated!

Friends quotes

Frank (On how to get pregnant): You could try getting really drunk. It worked for many girls in my high school.

"A no sex-pact? I have one..with every women in America." -Ross

"Do you really want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase: 'That's not how your father used to do it.'?" -Phoebe

Ross: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
Chandler:OH MY GOD! If you say that one more time, I'm gonna break up with you!"

Angel Quotes

Kate Lockley: I feel like such an idiot.
Angel: Lotta that going around.

Cordelia: You would dare to defy me?
Angelus: Defy who? A big, scary voice? Whoa. Hey, I got one of those, too, you wanna hear it?
Talks into his hands
Angelus: You can kiss my vampire ass. That do anything for you?

Fred: Kind of cool, physiologically. They reproduce by vomiting up crystals that attract and mutate the microbes around them to form eggs.
Wesley: Are you trying to turn me on?

"We stopped "a nefarious plan for global domination" not "world peace," right?" -Fred

Angel: Darla.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Darla?
Cordelia: Darla?
Fred: Who's Darla?
Gunn: Angel's old flame, from way back.
Fred: Not the one who died?
Gunn: Yeah. No, not that one, the other one who died and came back to life. She's a vampire.
Fred: Do y'all have a chart or somethin?
Gunn: In the files, I'll get it for you later.

Fred: (singing) I'm crazy. I'm crazy for being so lonely...
Cordelia: I swear to God, she picked that song out herself.

Fred: The portal! She fell through the portal!
Angel: Who did?
Fred:That other girl. I couldn't save her. I was arrested. They got her. She's a slave. She'll die!
Angel: Oh. Cordy. No, she's fine. They made her a princess.
Fred: They... Really? - Oh. When I got here they... They didn't do that. Well. That's nice for her.

Fred: Oh, of course not. I've been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark.
Angel: Bark enchiladas. Huh. - How's that going?
Fred: There is work to be done.

PLANET TERROR QUOTES

Sheriff Hague: Where the hell are you going?
El Wray: I'm going to get Cherry.
Sheriff Hague: Fine, but we're taking my car.
(his car explodes)
Sheriff Hague:looking back at Wray I'm riding with you.

El Wray: Old J.T. knows how to live.
Cherry: Like fuck he does.
El Wray: I like the way you say 'fuck'.
Cherry: Good. Fuck you.
El Wray: Fuck me?
(stands up and takes off his shirt)
Cherry: Oh, now you're the comedian. Go ahead. Drop your pants, that'll be good for a laugh.
El Wray: I highly doubt that.

El Wray: That's my jacket.
Cherry: Yes, I know.
El Wray: I looked for it for two weeks.
Cherry: Look, you were being an unbelievable dick. I walked out on you, I was cold, I took your fucking jacket.
So, if you're going to go on one of your psycho, obsessive, controlling rants about a fucking jacket, then fucking take it
because I'd rather fucking freeze then fucking hear about it one more time.

El Wray: Did you find what was in the pocket?
Cherry Darling: Fuck no.
El Wray: Look for it.
(Cherry searches through one pocket)
El Wray: No, the other one.
(Cherry searches through the other pocket and takes out a box with a ring inside it)
El Wray: I was gonna give it to you, but you left me. 'Cuz you took the jacket...
Cherry Darling:(saying it at the same time as El Wray) ... and I looked for it for two weeks.
El Wray: Read it.
Cherry Darling: Two against the world.
El Wray: Remember that?
Cherry Darling: I never forgot it.

Wray: That's my jacket. I looked for that jacket for two weeks.
Cherry: Oh, really, Wray? How long did you look for me?
Wray: The jacket belonged to me. You didn't.

El Wray: So what are you going to do now?
Cherry Darling: I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
El Wray: You're not funny.
Cherry Darling: That's what I keep trying to tell everybody but they all say I'm hilarious.
El Wray: But you're not.
Cherry Darling: There's a difference between being frank... and being dick.

Cherry Darling: Name's Cherry Darling...
El Wray: Sounds like a stripper name.
Cherry Darling: No, it sounds like a go-go dancer name. There's a difference.

El Wray: I like the way you say 'fuck'.

Cherry Darling: You could carry me, Wray.
El Wray: I never wanted that before. Why start now?

MR. AND MRS. SMITH

John: Ask us the sex question.
Jane: John.
John: (whispers while holding out both of his hands) Ten.

John: What's new?
Eddie: Same old. People need killing.

John: Come to daddy.
Jane: (after bashing him in the head with a teapot and headbutting him) Who's your daddy now?

John: (after firing a rocket launcher) We should so not be allowed to buy these.

John: (after Jane escapes on a high wire) Chicken shit!
Jane: Pussy!

John: (hitman from the BMW opens the van's left door. John opens the other van door and yanks the hitman through) These doors are handy.

John: Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is... you die

Benjamin: (while being interrogated and tortured by John Smith) Can I have a soda or a juice or...
Jane: (Jane hits him with the telephone) A! A! Option A! Ow, that hurt.
John: Ok, that was a nice shot.

Lucky: What? You're looking for a job or something?
John: You are the job.
(John kills everybody in the room.)
John: (looking at the cards at the table.) Pair of threes.

(John has just returned from shooting Lucky at the bar.)
Jane: Hey baby. I didn't hear you downstairs.
John: I went down to the sports bar. Put a little money on the game.
Jane: How'd you do?
John: I got Lucky.

John: We're going to have to re-do every conversation we've ever had.

John: How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, uh, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block an all, but...
Jane: 312.
John: What? How?
Jane: Some were two at a time.

(during a car chase)
John: I never told you, but I was married once before.
Jane: (slams on the brakes)
John: What's wrong with you?
Jane: (hitting John) You're what's wrong with me John.
John: It was just a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane: Oh, that's better. That's much better.
(pause)
Jane: What's her name and social security number?
John: No, you're not gonna kill her.

Jane: My parents died when I was five. I'm an orphan.
John: Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?
Jane: Paid actor.
John: I said, I said I saw your dad on "Fantasy Island"!

John: (after Jane accidentally throws a knife that punctures his leg) We'll talk about this later.

John: (after having accidentally shot at his wife, Mr. Smith is on the roof of her car while she's trying to throw him off) Come on, let's talk about this! You don't want to go to bed angry!

John: I never went to MIT. Notre Dame. Art history major.
Jane: Art?
John: History! It's reputable.

John: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

The Other Sister
Carla Tate: I wonder who thought up sex.
Daniel McMann: I think it was Madonna.

(after watching a couple do a body shot in a bar)
Carla Tate: Normal couples don't do that. They're from college.

Carla Tate: Have you ever done it before?
Daniel McMann: Well, yeah, kind of. You see the guys at work, they chipped in and they found this girl and she had a reputation. There was a lot of kissing and hugging and a lot of rubbing, and I kind of finished before I was supposed to. You have to be a guy to understand that.

Daniel McMann: Are you ready? Cause I'm ready!
Carla Tate: No Daniel, uh, I'm not ready.
Daniel McMann: Ohh
Carla Tate: I was thinking we could wait 'til the next holiday cause holidays are special.
Daniel McMann: Oh. Cause I feel special right now Carla.

Gone In Sixty Second
MemphisI just stole fifty cars in one night! I'm a little tired, little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!

Memphis: I am a baaaad man.

Donny: Hello, and welcome to "TV Car Trivia!" First question, who was the driver of a '73 Firebird? Uh, Otto?
Otto Halliwell: Uh, Jim Rockford, "Rockford Files".
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Gimme "Columbo".
Kip: A Peugeot convertible.
Donny: What color?
Kip: Gray.
Mirror Man: How do you know that?
Kip: 'Cause I love that show.
Mirror Man: Man, I got three words for all of y'all: Get a life!
Freb: What's on Magnum P.I.'s license plate?
Tumbler: "ROBIN-1"
Kip: Wait, wasn't Robin that faggoty guy that always hung with him?
Memphis: Naw, that was Higgins. That was Higgins.
Otto Halliwell: Hey, hey, ten points for our fearless leader. Sway, how about giving us the Bill Bixby trifecta?
Sara "Sway" Wayland: Drove a Corvette in "The Magician", a Ford pickup truck in "The Incredible Hulk", and in "The Courtship of Eddie's Father", he walked.

Kip: Why are people shooting at us?
Memphis: 'Cause I blew up their car!

Donny: Hey! Can't a good looking, hard-working chef get a beer around here? Come on Tumbler, you ain't doin' anything, hand me a beer baby. Alright! Memphis! Guys! Food!
Memphis: Yeah. You know...I-I-I was kinda busy.
(as Freb and Mirror Man watch Sway feeding Toby)
Freb: Damn! Poor Toby man. Sure looks like he's in alot of pain.
Mirror Man: Yeah...if that's pain then you can shoot me anytime. Sexy, sexy!
The Sphinx: If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us.
(everyone stares in awe at Sphinx)
Tumbler: He spoke.
Atley Jackson: Yeah...
Memphis: Hey man, I thought you were from Long Beach.
(Sphinx, drinking a beer, just shrugs. Laughter. Kip walks in.)
Kip: Memphis! Hey! I got something for ya'.
Memphis: What is this?
Kip: Open it.
Memphis: Keys...keys are good! What do I do with them?

RANDOM QUOTES:

Linkin Park
Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
Chaz: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
Mike: And it just didn't work out...because my butt wasn't big enough.
Chaz: Yeah, and I've got what they call the Krispy Kreme which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
Mike: It's from eating too many donuts.

Mike : What night is tonight, Chemist?
The Chemist : The Chemist says that tonight is the last night of the European tour with Taproot and Deftones... and is also the night that The Chemist and his associates derived a maticulous plan to destroy... The Deftones! Mua-ha-ha-ha! The idea was initially brought up by my associate Spike Minoda, who was undercover from the KGB. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water... with vodka! Once I apprehended the virgin waters I therefore took them to the "labrotory"... we... took place... in something very... devious!

Mike : Look how fat my head is, it's fatter than normal... IT'S TOO BIG!

Mike : We we're on our way to where? Wichita, but we ended up in DITCHita!

Joe : Mike walked over there, put a CD in, he was looking at the TV, sat on that table, and broke it in half!
Mike : (laughs) Oh my God, I'm so bummed...
Joe : Stupid rock star!
Mike : How funny is this? I put my fat ass... I put my fat ass on this table, and I broke it!

Mike : Rob.
Rob : Hi, how's it doin'?
Mike : Any thoughts, concerns?
Rob : No, just chillin' with Big Ben.

Rob : This is the beautiful room service. Chicken fricassee.
Mike : What does it smell like, Rob?
Rob : Oh... bad.
Brad : Dude, I can't even believe you got close to it!
Rob : (laughs) It smells like...
Mike : Dude, put the cover back on it. It smells like BO!

Mike : (talking about his manager trying to get room service) The funniest thing about chicken 'freak-acea' is the evolution of Dave changing how he said it, cause the guy on the phone laughed at him when he called up and asked for chicken fricassee.

Mike : Feels like I'm taping amateur "Jackass"!

Chester : (about their Meteora producer Don Gilmore) Yeah, he can make a really bad song sound really good, but is that something that he wants to do? No. (scene switch to Chester in recording studio, mumbling incoherently and looking like he's about to cry)
Mike : (laughing) Chester, tell me about today, tell us about what happened today. (switch to Mike and Chester sitting on a red couch)
Mike : Don will come in sometimes and be like, "You guys, you know me. You know I mean the best, when I say, that this is crap." (switch back to Chester in recording studio. Chester fake smiles and looks at the camera)
Chester : Today, kids. We rewrote a song. For the ninety-seventh (DVD edit)
Chester : time.

Chester : I've wanted a tattoo, because I've always thought they were cool. But I knew that I had to wait till I was eighteen or else my dad would kick my ass! I wanted something personal, so I got a Pisces right on my arm, right here. I thought that the chick was really hot and that was working, so I had picked her.

Mike :The term "rockstar", people overuse that shit so much these days, that they call people who aren't rockstars, rockstars. And I think we, who are in rock bands, need to take a stand and say, "Look, if you're not in a rock band, you can't fuckin' call yourself a rockstar."

Mike : We have people in the band who don't drink or do drugs... some of us like to go sightseeing.

Mike : We are renaming the band to Blink-Nsync 182.

Mike : Mr. Hahn is god.

Mike : Joe, do you remember me from Minnesota? You looked at me when you were playing.

MiuMiu: Mike, what do you prefer: NSYNC or BackstreetBoys?
Mike: Slow death.

Mike : We support free music, so download that shit!

Mike: ...Go ahead...light those lighters. And for those non-smokers who just happen to be carrying lighters, I tell you what, I know there is some industry people out there, so on the count of 3, light your cellphones up and put them in the air, and we are going to flip it up on them...ready? One, two, THREE!
Chester : Look at all those cellphones!
Mike : And now people with both, light your cellphones on fire.

Mike : Have any of you guys heard the rumour that Joe tried out for O-Town?

Mike : It's me time, it's not Chester time, it's me time, me!

Q: Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
Chaz: That was pure evil.

Interviewer: The mullet is making a comeback. Will we be seeing a red mullet on Chester Bennington at any point during OZZfest?
Chester: Personally, I hate them. I think it's a disgusting haircut. I think parents who force their young boys to wear mullets should be institutionalized. There's no reason to ever have a mullet...Unless you're doing it just to be a dork.
Interviewer: So would you ever do that?
Chester: Of course.

Interviewer: What was the hardest part about making the album?
Mike: Sitting in the same room with Brad for two months. But then we got on tour and it just got worse.
Brad: I didn't shower a lot then.
Mike: He showers less now.

Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics...

Q: What's your plans for Valentines Day?
Chester: Masterbation.

Current Stories

Baby, You Know We Belong...: 2 years after everything that happened, their lives managed to change, for both the good and bad. After all these long years, is it possible, that deep inside, they still care and love each other? Sequel to "The Beginning to A New Life"...Jesse x Faith

Better Life: (COMPLETE) Faith is a rich 16 year old prom queen with a secret: She isn't the person who everyone thought she was. Different from 2 Fast and 2 Fine and its sequel. Please R and R! Han x OC (Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)

Fast and the Furious: We're Doing It Our Way (COMPLETE): What if Brian had a little sister? What would've happened if she experienced everything that Brian did? Possible pairings: Jesse x OC Rated for language and possible sexual themes. (Fast and the Furious)

The Beginning to A New Life COMPLETE: Sequel to "Fast and Furious: We're Doing It Our Way"...set during 2 Fast 2 Furious. After everything that's happened, what will our main characters do now, now that they are wanted and on the run from the cops and fed's?

Loving You Is the Hardest Part: Kairi is the youngest and only daughter in the Mercer family. After finding out about her mother's death, Kairi goes back to her old hometown and has a reunion with her brother's. Will they get along? Will she join them in their plan for revenge? Bobby/OC (Four Brothers)

To Love or Not to Love: (UPDATED) This is a story about Luffy meeting someone with the same dreams just like him. Will rivalry blossom, or will something unexpected like love blossom instead? Will Kai and Luffy find out something else also? Luffy x Kai Please R and R! (One Piece)

2 Fast and 2 Fine (COMPLETE) This is a story about a girl with a mysterious past. What happens if she runs into Jesse? This occurs 1 year after Jesse gets shot. In this story, he lives. Jesse x Faith Maybe, Brian x Kriz Please R and R! (Fast and the Furious)

Gone for a Second, Mine In An Instant: Sequel to 2 Fast and 2 Fine. Takes place in Tokyo. Will Jesse and Faith get back together, or will they find someone else? Please R and R. Jesse x Faith, Jesse x OC for a little while. Rated for language and maybe some sexual content. (Fast and the Furious)

Upcoming Stories...Maybe
Cursed: Kai is a 17 year old girl who was born to a loving family...until her parents tried to kill her days after she was born, after they found out a secret about their daughter...a secret that they couldn't handle...their daughter was Cursed. (One Piece)

Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha: AU, Sasuke and his wife, Kai, are a pretty normal couple who has been married for five or six years. To their neighbors...they seem like they have a very happy and loving marriage...but, they don't. Sasuke and Kai have a secret so deadly...it gives a new meaning to "Till death do us part". Slightly based off of the movie, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Sasuke x OC (Naruto)

Painted On My Heart: Faith Kairi Ann is a 21 year old girl who vowed that she'll never go back to where she grew up after a bad past...until one day, her best friend's mother died. Now, she and her friends must go back home where she'll meet old friends and family that she vowed she would never see again...and an old love that she thought she had forgotten all about. (Summary sounds crappy but...it's really good...at least...that's what my friend said anyway.) Rated for language and maybe some sexual content. (Gone in Sixty Seconds)

One More Chance: Kairi Ann Namazaki is a serious, independent 24 year old Lieutenant Colonel in the Marines. Receiving a threatening note from Russia implying assassination on the President, Kai is sent to find one man who can help them stop the terrorists, Bob Lee Swagger. Will she be able to get him to help them, or will she fall in love in the process?