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| Phoenix Satori |
Author has written 49 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Gakuen Alice, xxxHOLiC, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Yu-Gi-Oh, Soul Eater, Life With Derek, Cowboy Bebop, Liar Game, Vampire Diaries, Eden of The East/東のエデン, Misc. Anime/Manga, Wizards of Waverly Place, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Dragon Ball Z, Slayers, Kuroshitsuji, and Fairy Tail. THERE'S NOTHING HONORABLE OR FUNNY ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY THUMPY-THINGY, KOREA. I NEED THAT TO CONTINUE BEING ALIVE. STOP CRUSHING IT IN YOUR GLORIOUS STORY-TELLING FISTS. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll and here be the link to the Greatest Story Never Finished: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Bridge/6355/. ("Vejiitasei Ascendant," by the inimitable Jeanne Burch.) ain't jes' whistlin' dixie, chums; this fic's the beeses' kneeses. set aside a week or so of your life and READ IT. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll progress report: the difference knowing makes: ch. 9 - 10% [le preview] "Bulma, what on earth are you thinking? He killed Yamcha! And Ten and Chaotzu!" "Hey now, don't go pointing fingers at me; Goku's the one who decided Prince Jerkface deserved a second chance. Even if I disagree, what'm I supposed to do about it?" "I hardly know, but offering him a place to live doesn't seem like it should've made the list!" "This isn't exactly easy for me either, Puar, knowing the horrible things he's done –the horrible things he still plans to do, but I think the safest option for everyone is to keep him close. Maybe he'll never warm up to us, but maybe our hospitality'll at least make him think twice before he tries to blow the planet to smithereens. And if not, at least in the meantime he's not out doing...y'know, whatever it is alien gangsters do in their spare time. It's not ideal, I know. But for now, I really think this's what's for the best." He looks a long way from convinced, but defers nevertheless to her judgment. She breathes a quiet sigh of relief. "If you say so..." The shape-shifter arcs around to look at her. "Still, this doesn't...it doesn't feel right." She knows precisely what he means, of course, and her heart gives a traitorous lurch of trepidation at the thought of it –what happens when Yamcha comes back? How is she supposed to tell him she's sheltering the very ruthless-bloodthirsty alien who'd killed him? And just how the hell is he supposed to react to that? | |||||||
1. pretty tinder reviewsPer orders, one singularly spectacular f*ckin' fire, comin' RIGHT up. ::Gajeel/Levy::Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-10-13 - Gajeel R. & Levy M.2. the difference knowing makes » reviewsThe oft-told tale of the Beauty and the Freeloading-Homicidal-Jerkface. ::Bulma/Vegeta::Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,345 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 4-2-13 - Published: 9-8-10 - Bulma & Vegeta3. end times reviewsFairy Tail's makin' a big, quiverin' sack o' sap out of him, and no mistake. ::Gajeel/Levy::Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-12 - Gajeel R. & Levy M. - Complete4. a midnight dreary reviewsHow perfectly tedious, and how quaint, that this consummately cunning crow should be trapped in a cage of his own fastidious making.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-12 - Ciel P. & Sebastian M.5. namagomi musuko reviewsThe birth of Xellos Metallium.Slayers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-11 - Zellas M. & Xelloss M. - Complete6. by rote » reviewsMore cliches than you can shake a stick at. ::Derek/Casey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 77 - Updated: 3-29-11 - Published: 4-17-10 - Casey M. & Derek V.7. triptych reviews'She's got more faith in him than she should, and by half more than he's ever had in himself. It's deeply unsettling.' ::Akiyama/Nao::Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-7-10 - Akiyama S. & K. Nao - Complete8. Relative Disparity » reviews"I'm sorry," Derek says, "was that 'MacDonald' As in the one who had a farm?" - Where infirm one-shots, AUs, drabbles, and p*rn of the snapshot variety come to DIE. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 158 - Updated: 4-22-10 - Published: 5-29-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.9. Hook, Line, and Sinker » reviewsThe first time he meets her, she's drowning herself in his ocean. ::Poseidon/Sally::Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 1-30-10 - Poseidon & Sally J. - Complete10. Free Association Theater reviewsAlex installs a new, horrifying security system. Justin wears a dress. ::Justin/Alex::Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-5-10 - Alex R. & Justin R. - Complete11. blood pudding reviews/Cencoroll/ A boy, a girl, and their big, fat space monster. ::Yuki/Tetsu::Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-10-09 - Complete12. One Plausible Scenario » reviewsDerek tries his hand at story-telling and finds himself devilishly proficient. Emphasis on 'devilishly.' rated for adult-type touching. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 12-5-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.13. the one eyed man reviewsBoys, he's got vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals. ::Taki::Eden of The East/東のエデン - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-09 - Akira & Saki14. backsliding reviewsThis smacks of History, Repeating. ::Damon/Elena::Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 11-12-09 - Damon S. & Elena G. - Complete15. How to Be Cool :Or Die Trying: » reviewsA comprehensive look at the finer points of Cool. By Soul Eater Evans, PhD. ::MakaSoul OneShots::Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Maka A. & Soul Eater16. as flies to wanton boys are we reviews"This is," he concludes, looking considerably unhappy to be saying so at all, "decidedly unfair."/The Goblin King pops by for a chat. Jareth/Sarah, hints of Yuuko/Clow.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-09 - Yuuko I. - Complete17. ripe for asphyxiation reviewsWedged somewhat uncomfortably between Vapid and Pointless. Zutara, if you like.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-09 - Katara & Zuko - Complete18. University Steps » reviewsAnd, do me a favor? When you see me in the Quad, pretend you don't know me.' Derek and Casey at University. May god have mercy on us all. ::Dasey One-Shots::Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,207 - Reviews: 326 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Derek V. & Casey M.19. we are such stuff as dreams are made on » reviewsThey peruse a room of infinite space and exacted prices. Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 7-14-08 - Yuuko I.20. foregone conclusion reviewsThe inherently male part of him demands to know what in the hell is taking him so goddamn long. ::Akiyama/Nao::Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-14-09 - Akiyama S. & K. Nao - Complete21. The History of the 'F' Word » reviewsThe Manifold Wonders of the Expletive, by Dr. Hiruma Yoichi, Esq. ::HiruMamo One-Shots, Epithets-GALORE::Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 7-10-08 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.22. the inevitable outcome reviewsHe's definitely not stalking her. You know, except when he is. post-series. ::Akiyama/Nao::Liar Game - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-10-09 - Akiyama S. & K. Nao - Complete23. ceasar and cleopatra reviewsthey are sick and tired of the same conventional, fixed-style jazz. post-series. ::SpikeFaye::Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-8-09 - Faye V. & Spike S. - Complete24. Clinically Insane reviewsThis whole insanity thing is a complete and total pain in the ass. -companion fic for WhenLighteningStrikes 'What You Call Winter'- ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-15-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete25. Head Case reviewsA thin contrivance compels Derek to forsake his loyalties. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 5-7-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete26. In Flagrante Delicto reviewsHoly Sexcapades, Batman! Rated 'M' for Mastectomy. ::Dasey –was there ever any doubt?::Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-3-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.27. Catalyst reviewsPhysics, babies. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-1-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.28. PB & Casey reviewsCasey turns to The Expert for advice. Derek has an Epiphany that turns out to be his hormones in clever disguise. Warning: Peanut Butter- Bashing ::Derek/Casey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-26-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.29. Jersey Girl reviewsSomeone is wearing Derek's jersey who shouldn't be. Derek is justifiably outraged. Retaliatory action is taken. Some Other Stuff happens, too, but that's beside the point. ::Derek/Casey -because the chemistry leaves us very little other choice::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-22-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete30. Locution reviewsKid is almost completely incapable of being entirely 'in the moment,' but then Patty is dragging him into a broom closet and laughingly pulling the door closed behind them- ::Kid/Patty::Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-11-09 - Death The Kid & Patricia T./Patti - Complete31. more in sorrow than in anger reviewsShe almost cannot breath at the sight of him. ::Clow.Yuuko.::xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-12-09 - Yuuko I. - Complete32. when this thy wrath is over » reviewsThe second time she meets Clow Reed, he is mere days away from cresting his tenth year. Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 6-26-07 - Yuuko I.33. a madness most discreet reviewsThey do not speak of it ever, at all. ::tasteful!sexitiemz:: Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-09 - Yuuko I. - Complete34. Rapid Oxidation reviewsThe infamous No-Win situation, in which no one emerges unperturbed. ::Kaiba/Anzu::Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-20-09 - Seto K. & Anzu M.35. tis evermore the prologue to sleep reviewsI always knew our children would be alcoholics.' Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-08 - Yuuko I. - Complete36. Internecine reviewsGrimmjaw has a moment of introspection. Also, he's fighting Ichigo. -dabble drabble-Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - Grimmjow J. & Ichigo K.37. sounds and sweet airs reviewsYuuko checks in on Clow and catches him in the act. Yuuko.Clow.Fuckwittage.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-22-08 - Yuuko I. - Complete38. she was, before the beginning reviewsYuuko is Not Entirely Lucid. ::theirs was not a love at first sight.:: Rating for drug use. rah.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-08 - Yuuko I. - Complete39. How to Skin a Cat » reviewsIn which Natsume is Seriously Annoyed. Repeatedly. [allusions to Natsukan, a peppering of Ruru]Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 1-31-0740. Between a Rock and a Hard Place reviewsNatsume refuses to share his cake with a starving idiot. A starving idiot with a sweet tooth. ::Natsume.Mikan::Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 1-16-07 - Complete41. Schadenfreude reviewsHe hates her desperately, wants her terribly. And there's nothing pretty about it. ::Natsume/Mikan::Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete42. One AU To Rule Them All » reviews...and in the Darkness, Bind Them.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 10-13-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete43. The Blue Pill reviewsOn Second Thought, I'll have...[zutara]Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete44. Brainwashing is a Beautiful Thing reviewsJet rapes Zuko. Just a little. Um. ...Zuko liked it...?Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 10-3-06 - Zuko & Jet - Complete45. Fun Accessories reviewsTeam Avatar breaks for tea. Zuko wears an apron. [zutara]Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-27-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete46. What She Doesn't See reviewsAn interesting encounter through Toph's eyes. hardyhar. [Zutara shortly after episode 34 for Zutara100] ::now with karatechop action::Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-26-06 - Katara & Zuko - Complete47. Home reviewsAnd the way she looks at him, as if she expects him to help, as if she knows he will, nearly drives him over the edge. [SasuSaku...sort of...SasuSakuNaru if you squint]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-7-0548. Meanwhile reviewsKakashi contemplates abusing a shitzu. -companion fic for Red Crow's 'Second Chances'-Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-10-0549. Acts of Desperation reviewsDesperate times... Vignette [SasuSaku]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-2-05
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