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Author has written 37 stories for Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Gakuen Alice, xxxHOLiC, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Yu-Gi-Oh, Soul Eater, Life With Derek, Cowboy Bebop, and Liar Game. I'm a recently-divorced pirate with twelve children, a club foot, and a severe disdain for John Wayne as Ghengis Khan. Also: I never wear underpants, but I love pie. And here be the link to the Greatest (Unfinished) Story Ever Told: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Bridge/6355/. Jeanne, the Most Amazing Lady In The WORLD. (Damn it, now I'm all nostalgic-like for the Days of Old. When I was still riding my anime tricycle...) | |||||||||
1. One Plausible Scenario » reviewsDerek tries his hand at story-telling and finds himself devilishly proficient. Emphasis on 'devilishly.' ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 7-16-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.2. How to Be Cool :Or Die Trying: » reviewsA comprehensive look at the finer points of Cool. By Soul Eater Evans, PhD. ::MakaSoul OneShots::Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Maka & Soul3. as flies to wanton boys are we reviews“This is,” he concludes, looking considerably unhappy to be saying so at all, “decidedly unfair.”//The Goblin King pops by for a chat. Jareth/Sarah, hints of Yuuko/Clow.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-2-09 - Yuuko I. - Complete4. ripe for asphyxiation reviewsWedged somewhat uncomfortably between Vapid and Pointless. Zutara, if you like.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-22-09 - Katara & Zuko - Complete5. Relative Disparity » reviews“I’m sorry,” Derek says, “was that ‘MacDonald?’ As in the one who had a farm?” -- Where infirm one-shots, AUs, drabbles, and p*rn of the snapshot variety come to DIE. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 18,099 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 5-29-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.6. University Steps » reviewsAnd, do me a favor? When you see me in the Quad, pretend you don't know me.' Derek and Casey at University. May god have mercy on us all. ::Dasey One-Shots::Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,700 - Reviews: 262 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Derek V. & Casey M.7. we are such stuff as dreams are made on » reviewsThey peruse a room of infinite space and exacted prices. Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-28-09 - Published: 7-14-08 - Yuuko I.8. foregone conclusion reviewsThe inherently male part of him demands to know what in the hell is taking him so goddamn long. ::Akiyama/Nao::Liar Game - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-14-09 - Akiyama S. & K. Nao - Complete9. The History of the 'F' Word » reviewsThe Manifold Wonders of the Expletive, by Dr. Hiruma Yoichi, Esq. ::HiruMamo One-Shots, Epithets-GALORE::Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-11-09 - Published: 7-10-08 - Hiruma Y. & Mamori A.10. the inevitable outcome reviewsHe's definitely not stalking her. Except when he is. post-series. ::Akiyama/Nao::Liar Game - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-10-09 - Akiyama S. & K. Nao - Complete11. ceasar and cleopatra reviewsthey are sick and tired of the same conventional, fixed-style jazz. post-series. ::SpikeFaye::Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-8-09 - Faye V. & Spike S. - Complete12. Clinically Insane reviewsThis whole insanity thing is a complete and total pain in the ass. --companion fic for WhenLighteningStrikes 'What You Call Winter'-- ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-15-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete13. Head Case reviewsA thin contrivance compels Derek to forsake his loyalties. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,649 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 5-7-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete14. In Flagrante Delicto reviewsHoly Sexcapades, Batman! Rated ‘M’ for Mastectomy. ::Dasey –was there ever any doubt?::Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-3-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.15. Catalyst reviewsPhysics, babies. ::Dasey::Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-1-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.16. PB & Casey reviewsCasey turns to The Expert for advice. Derek has an Epiphany that turns out to be his hormones in clever disguise. Warning: Peanut Butter- Bashing ::Derek/Casey::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 3-26-09 - Casey M. & Derek V.17. Jersey Girl reviewsSomeone is wearing Derek's jersey who shouldn't be. Derek is justifiably outraged. Retaliatory action is taken. Some Other Stuff happens, too, but that's beside the point. ::Derek/Casey --because the chemistry leaves us very little other choice::Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 3-22-09 - Casey M. & Derek V. - Complete18. Locution reviewsKid is almost completely incapable of being entirely ‘in the moment,’ but then Patty is dragging him into a broom closet and laughingly pulling the door closed behind them-- ::Kid/Patty::Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-11-09 - Death The Kid & Patricia - Complete19. more in sorrow than in anger reviewsShe almost cannot breath at the sight of him. ::Clow.Yuuko.::xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-09 - Yuuko I. - Complete20. when this thy wrath is over » reviewsThe second time she meets Clow Reed, he is mere days away from cresting his tenth year. Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 6-26-07 - Yuuko I.21. a madness most discreet reviewsThey do not speak of it ever, at all. ::tasteful!sexitiemz:: Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-09 - Yuuko I. - Complete22. Rapid Oxidation reviewsThe infamous No-Win situation, in which no one emerges unperturbed. ::Kaiba/Anzu::Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-20-09 - Seto K. & Anzu M.23. tis evermore the prologue to sleep reviewsI always knew our children would be alcoholics.' Clow.Yuuko.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-14-08 - Yuuko I. - Complete24. Internecine reviewsGrimmjaw has a moment of introspection. Also, he's fighting Ichigo. --dabble drabble--Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-08 - Grimmjow J. & Ichigo K.25. sounds and sweet airs reviewsYuuko checks in on Clow and catches him in the act. Yuuko.Clow.Fuckwittage.xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-08 - Yuuko I. - Complete26. she was, before the beginning reviewsYuuko is Not Entirely Lucid. ::theirs was not a love at first sight.:: Rating for drug use. rah.xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-08 - Yuuko I. - Complete27. How to Skin a Cat » reviewsIn which Natsume is Seriously Annoyed. Repeatedly. [allusions to Natsukan, a peppering of Ruru]Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,861 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-22-07 - Published: 1-31-0728. Between a Rock and a Hard Place reviewsNatsume refuses to share his cake with a starving idiot. A starving idiot with a sweet tooth. ::Natsume.Mikan::Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-16-07 - Complete29. Schadenfreude reviewsHe hates her desperately, wants her terribly. And there's nothing pretty about it. ::Natsume/Mikan::Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete30. One AU To Rule Them All » reviews...and in the Darkness, Bind Them.Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-2-06 - Published: 10-13-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete31. The Blue Pill reviewsOn Second Thought, I'll have...[zutara]Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-2-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete32. Brainwashing is a Beautiful Thing reviewsJet rapes Zuko. Just a little. Um. ...Zuko liked it...?Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-3-06 - Zuko & Jet - Complete33. Fun Accessories reviewsTeam Avatar breaks for tea. Zuko wears an apron. [zutara]Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-27-06 - Zuko & Katara - Complete34. What She Doesn't See reviewsAn interesting encounter through Toph's eyes. hardyhar. [Zutara shortly after episode 34 for Zutara100] ::now with karatechop action::Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-26-06 - Katara & Zuko - Complete35. Home reviewsAnd the way she looks at him, as if she expects him to help, as if she knows he will, nearly drives him over the edge. [SasuSaku...sort of...SasuSakuNaru if you squint]Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-7-0536. Meanwhile reviewsKakashi contemplates abusing a shitzu. --companion fic for Red Crow's 'Second Chances'--Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-10-0537. Acts of Desperation reviewsDesperate times... Vignette [SasuSaku]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-2-05
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