Update! NEW NOTES (12/27/10): I'm bacccckkkkk, everyone! Sort of! I'll be updating sooner than I usually do, but I'm not gonna promise frequent updates on a constant schedule! But yay, I'm here to help make fanfiction a wonderful place again!

Race: Black/British/Native America (hence my odd last name... -_-')

Age: 17 (And still jobless. What can I say? Times are hard D:)

Interest: Anime & Manga, Voice-Acting, Writing & Drawing, Singing! :3

Favorite Foods: Sweets, fruits, and veggies... It's weird but I hardly eat meat. Unless it's chicken or bacon... MMmm, bacon :) And ham... mm ham...

Dreams:

~Veterinarian, working on it

~Voice actress, achieved

~Novelist, working on it!!! =D

Misc. Stuff

[If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste it and bold the ones that apply to you]

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a AFRiCAN AMERICAN/BLACK so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

Number your 12 favorite Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1) Hinata

2) Naruto

3) Itachi

4) Ino

5) Shikamaru

6) Kiba

7) Deidara

8) 3rd Hokage

9) 4th Hokage

10) Tobi

11) Sakura

12) Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Why, yes. Yes I have :)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

-NNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!! D:

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...For some many different reasons, I don't think that's possible. And it would be disgusting. And just SO wrong! I'm 100% sure eight would go to jail... if it were possible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Hm... They were crossovers, but um... yeah. He was... in them.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No. I hate yaoi. No, no, no. They make decent teammates... but that's all.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Dammit! More yaoi! NEITHER!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

...I don't think he'd be surprised.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Oh gosh... Okay.

Tobi was a good boy. He did everything to make his team mates happy! But there was one team mate, a solitary Uchiha, that never acknowledged his good deeds... Tobi was just going to have to prove himself. Oneshot, Yaoi, Lemon

Bleh, yaoi! D:

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so, but if there was- I WOULD READ IT!!! X3

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

Crafting Wilted Cherry Blossoms

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

O_O' ...Eto... I don't think I would do that but...

I would probably go for the cliche popular, outgoing friend trying to make-over shy, introverted friend and things... get out of hand... O_x

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Probably!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Probably her getting killed

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't think so. Most of my friends are Kagome-crossover freaks, like me ^-~

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

YEEEES, TOBI’S A GOOD BOY, GOOD BOOOOOY!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Uh... Hm...

Hero by Nickelback... It's by Nickelback, right? O_x

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING – CONTAINS EXTREME FLUFF!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

“Why don’t I show you how much of a good boy I am...Naruto-kun?"

Bleh, yaoi-overload now X_X

19) How might Twelve describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Tch, even a dobe needs someone to look up at and that man is that person...

Bleh, I suck.

20) How emo is Seven?

Not emo at all, he always seems so... cheerful

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

H-Hinata

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Hinata/Naruto or Hinata/Neji

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

O_O I am not a pervert! Nor do I like yaoi

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

None.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

...Hm...Nonr, nwuahaa

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

Not really

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

TEAM GAI! I love Naruto and all, but... heh heh... Neji-kun...

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

No. Tobi = Madara Uchiha

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

It's not a theory anymore. It's been proven. How old is this survey?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Itachi-sama

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

Meh. I don't particularly like him, nor do I dislike him

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope. I'm not even close

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

I don't think I want to.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

No, Naruto is my sweetie!

17. Sub or dub?

I'll take either one.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura, Sakura isn't so bad

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

Funny!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yes.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

He's a loser.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Haku, yes. :)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

AWESOME! Do your best, Lee-kun!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Hinata, she needs to step up and get her man! D:

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Yes

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Nope, I was thinking of it though

27. Do you like lemons?

If written well...

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Oh yes, my family watches all anime together.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

There's far too many to say "THE", like there's only one

I voice act in one too... as Hinata, Ino, and many others too ^^

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

Nope!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

My Mother and Father!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

No.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'

No. X_X

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Not particularly.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Not at all.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

No. I'm afraid.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No.

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Yes but there're only random sketches here and there

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

No... Definitely not.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Nope.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

No impact.

Join Ringo Basket a club for fans of Death Note/Inuyasha crossovers! ~Member 01-Sakumachan~

Support Sakuma-chan by watching her anime on youtube: CelestialAiko

Recommended Authors [Mostly, If Not ALL IY-Xover Writers]

Beautiful Phantom - My idealist, beta, and super tomodachi! She writes great stories so check them out

Bishonen'sFoxyMiko - My beta for Shaman King, and one of my favorite authors!

Uchiha Bitch - Can an human woman become a goddess? Yes. Yes, she can.

Kage Otome - Good ol' Kage-sama. Such an amazing person.

Shi Kami the Murderous Prodigy - Awesomeness personified with a Kobato icon.

punkish furball - Thank you for helping me splurge in Hetalia/Inuyasha goodness. =w=

Whispering Kage - You are an amazing authoress and don't you forget it!!!

Cool-Hanyou- My onii-san!

Now Why Exactly Did I Post a List of My Favorite Authors Here?! Because I've seen many of my favorite authors rant on their profile about how fanfiction.net has gone to hell with all of this crapfiction! Sorry for the rude terminology! But honestly, I agree with every single one of you who think that the quality of the stories posted on this site has lowered tremendously! I've recently "come back" to find the following:

1) The ratio of high to low quality stories is now 5 to 1! (And that's being generous!)

2) Every one who actually takes and spends their precious time to write decent quality stories that is not total crack, but if it is crack - it's the good kind, are discouraged by a lack of response/reviews from readers!

HEY PEOPLE!!!! Do you know why QUALITY STORIES RECEIVE SUCH FEW REVIEWS while LOW QUALITY STORIES SEEM TO FLOURISH WITH ALL OF THEIR CLICHES AND BACKWATER PLOTS AND WRITING STYLE THAT THE COWS SPIT UP?!!!

Weeeellll... Maybe it's because you readers out there are so used to this stupid idea that writers should write for themselves so it does not matter if you review or not! I've said this once and I'll say it again, why should writers spend their precious time typing up some fanfiction that they're not even getting publically recgonized or paid for just for themselves? They know what's going to happen, YOU don't!!! Readers who DON'T review, it's time to STEP UP!

A LOT OF GOOD WRITERS ARE LEAVING AND DISAPPEARING FROM FANFICTION.NET BECAUSE YOU TREAT THEIR EFFORTS LIKE IT IS NOTHING SPECIAL! IF YOU LIKE A STORY, SAY SO! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ACTUALLY HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON THIS SITE, IT'S VERY ANNOYING TO SEE SOMEONE FAVORITE OR ALERT A STORY BUT NOT DROP A REVIEW!!! ANYWAY, BACK TO THE MATTER, GOOD WRITERS FEEL UNAPPRECIATED BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE THEIR WORK IS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE LOW QUALITY STORIES!!! PITCH IN! STOP THE DETERIATION OF FANFICTION.NET! I HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE I WAS 11 YEARS OLD AND I AM NOW 17, I STILL ENJOY READING INUYASHA CROSSOVERS BECAUSE EVEN AFTER I'VE MATURED, I'M STILL KAGOME'S FANGIRL AND I LOVE READING ABOUT THAT TIME-TRAVELING KLUTZ' CRAZY ADVENTURES!

Favorite Quotes

"What's wrong? You've been staring at me for the last two minutes. Wait- Let me guess. You must be annoyed that I'm the only one eating cake at the moment, am I right?" "Uh...That's not it." "Here." "Really, don't worry about it." -L and Light from Death Note episode 19

"I'll take a potatoe chip... and eat it!" (insert sparkles) -Light/Raito Yagami from Death Note episode 10

"I mean, that bitch Kagome. When the hell did she train? She just hop into battle with luck on her side! What the fuck man? That kinda shit get people killed! I hope I make the mark... MY ASS!" -Zay-san from Kagome Should Die rant (yeah... beware nonsense Kagome bashing... It's funny though, Kagome is still my fav.)

"...I already picked my toes twice! Once was for the cleaning but the other was for the sweet toe picking sensation!" -Toph from Avatar

"If I knew that hug would be the last one I received from him... I would have hugged back." -me

"My friends ask what I see in him... I am afraid to answer because I'm afraid they'll fall in love with him too." -unknown

My Fanart

Let's Go Home

My Own Side

Not on the Menu

Tomodachi

"But Ren"

Double Package

For June 28th

Good Night, Light

Damn Ryuuzaki

...alot more

Other Accounts

TheAmazingSakumaChan [Deviantart.com]

~ CelestialAiko [Youtube.com]

Favorite Moments in Fanfiction History

"Do I have something on my face?" She asked Ciel, whom smiled.

"Was I staring? I apologize." He said just as Sebastian leaned down to her ear and whispered.

"Not yet, you don't."

Kagome blushed. Oh bugger.

Whispering Kage's Requested Love Chapter 34

~ L o L, W h a t ? ~

Edward E. : Heck no! You flinched! She hurt you. No! Get away from me! Don't stab me you jerks! I don't want it! This is unlawful! Forcing me against my rights!

Kagome H. : Oh Edward (sighes as if his name were a beautiful mantra) Edward dear. (grabs his arm and pushes up his sleeve, eyes widening as if finding something to admire and purr over) Wow, you're so strong!

Edward E. : Ka-Kagome, what do yah think yer doing huh? (turns red)

Kagome H. : Have I told you how handsome you are today Edward?

Riza H. : (administersthe shot) There. All done.

Edward E.: Done with what?

Riza H. : Your shot.

chika1345's Priestess Alchemist Chapter 4, I abridged it O_x Read the full and much more detailed version!!! And review!!! =D

~ L o L, W h a t ? ~

(Little) Kagome: Are we there yet? I'm bored, and hungry! Can we at least play a game?" she whined with a pout as she (reaches up to pull on Romano's (erogenous) curl)

Romano: Don't touch my hair!

(Little) Kagome: Why not?

Romano: (shakes head) Because. That's why.

(Little) Kagome: That's not a good answer!

Romano: Oh yeah? Well, I think it's perfectly logical!

(Little) Kagome: No! It's not! You're just mean!

Romano: AM NOT!

(Little) Kagome: ARE TOO!

Fox's-whittle-angel's Winter Wonderland Chapter 5 (Abridged again, go read and review the REAL version ~ It's much more superior)

~ L o l, w h a t ? ~

Greece: My mother was Ancient Greece. She left the ruins to me after she left.

Kagome. Oh! I'm afraid I don't know too many details about any Greek ruins and artifacts other than what's common knowledge.

Greece: Depicted on many of the artifacts are various kinds of sexual acts. Do you want to try them?

Turkey and Japan: No, she would not!

punkish furball's Cultural Exchanges Chapter 6 (Abbbbbbbbrrriigggggddddedddd! Go read the REAL and better version!!!! And review)

HEY, PEOPLE! GIVE YOUR FAVORITE AUTHORS SOME REAL LOVE!!!

Challenges!

Bolded Pairings Are Must Reads!!!

[Non-Crossover]

1) Hetalia Axis Powers ~ (a) America/Belarus (b) Canada/Ukraine

2) Inuyasha ~ (a) Kagome/Miroku (b) Kagome/Kouga (c) Kagome/Akitoki Houjo (from the past)

3) Super GALS ~ (a) Aya/Yuuya (b) Miyu/Yuuya

4) Naruto ~ (a) Hinata/Neji

[Crossover]

1) Inuyasha/Hetalia Axis Powers ~ (a) Kagome/America Yes! I think he is a super hottie! (b) Kagome/England (c) Kagome/Italy Either one or both is fine (d) Kagome/Greece

2) Inuyasha/Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok ~ (a) Kagome/Loki (b) Kagome/Narugami-Thor (c) Kagome/Heimdall

2) Naruto/Yugi-Oh! ~ (a) Hinata/Yugi (b) Hinata/Joey-Jounichi Another hyperactive, stupid blond... (c) Sakura/Seto

3) Naruto/Bleach ~ (a) Hinata/Hitsugaya (b) Hinata/Ichigo

4) Inuyasha/Full Metal Alchemist ~ (a) Kagome/Edward (b) Kagome/Alphonse

5) Inuyasha/Kuroshitsuji-Black Butler ~ (a) Kagome/Ciel (b) Kagome/Alois What? He's a sexy shota bipolar slutbag!