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since: 06-29-06, id: 1078460, Profile Updated: 08-30-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Deltora Quest, and Dragonlance.

Burn and die! Have a nice day!

"Hell hath no fury then a kender at a rock concert!" - Merlin's Favorite Teapot

IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE...BUT IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT.

I LOVE...Ursus Daniel Magana, music, art, my school, wolves, purple cows, most other animals, trees, pretty much all the fantasy stuffs...um thats all I can think of off the top of my head...

I like to listen to:CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, Cradle of Filth, Nightwish, Dimmu Borgir, Lacuna Coil, Draconian, Winds of Plague, Stream of Passion, Mistandol, A Recovery by Tomorrow, Skies of Ruin, Blind Guardian, Attack!Attack!, System of a Down, Epica Creature Feature, Heaven Shall Burn, Arsonists Get All the Girls, Suicide Silence, Lamb of God, Suicide Silence, the Faceless, Pantera, Five-Finger-Death-Punch, Rage Against the Machine, Guns N' Roses, Marilyn Manson, Lost Prophets, Korn, Zombie Girl, Enya, My Chemical Romance, Dead in Existance, Dragonforce, Dragonlord,Evemaster, Cromwell, As Blood Runs Black, Children of Bodom, Danzig, Immortal, Iron Madien, Nox Arcana, Bleeding Through, Tristania, My Dying Bride, Funeral, Raputre, Graveworm, Xandria, Whitechapel, Born of Osiris, Fear My Thoughts ...that's all that I can think of. Nothing is in any particular order.

http://www.myspace.com/iloveursus

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=62183987 SAE commercial

I'm in the SCONE Army!

Stories in progress:

I'm putting my stories temporarily on hold due to life getting in the way, but ideas may get me going again...

The Forgotten Rose: Set in the world of Deltora, it features none other than Azure. This is the story of her life; which she did not want to write herself for some unknown reasons. So far, only two chapters are up, but that is because I am still trying to get rid of writers block! (and waiting for a formatted floppy disk to find its way back to me) It is intended to be a long, heavily actioned story, and will continue soon. Action, a touch of humor, and a lot of tragedy intended!

A Dragonlance Music Video: So far, I have one song on there, "Dirty Little Secrets" by the All-American-Rejects. This "story" (no idea in the name of Lawn Gnomes I am supposed to call it) is not a song-fic, it is what my view of a music video - including Dragonlance footage - would look like. Since there is no Dragonlance footage avalible yet, this will have to do. I have a few more songs in mind, but if you have any suggestions LET ME KNOW!

What Not to do in the Towers of High Sorcery: This is about the wacky adventures Azure and I share. I have listed two things one should never do in any Tower of High Sorcery. Send your ideas to me.

Future ideas:

Tower of Dare: Set as a gameshow, everyone gathers at a Tower (studio) to play a long and complicated game of "Dare!" ...Warning: It might get a little Mary-Sueish. Extreme humor and Crysania-bashing intended.

The Berry Trapspringer Show: That's right, you guessed it! Move over, Jerry Springer, because Berry Trapspringer (Uncle Trapspringer's nephew) is taking over your job! He is acually doing you a favor by handling your next guests! Extreme humor intended! Ideas wanted.

Dragons of an Answering Machine: (still working on the title)What if the Dragonlance charecters had answering machines! Who would call them? What would the callers say? What would the telemarketers try to sell them? In this story, I will try to answer those mysterios questions - essential to every DL Charecter Stalker - as best as I can in my twisted way...((anyone have any good ideas? if so, message me!))

Dragons of the Battle of the Bands: A Dragonlance fanfic about the DL charecters, set in modern time. Basically, they all go to high school (yes, the most feared two-letter word! RUN!) and the cliques will form bands and then compete. That's all I got for now, though...

Random things about me:

I own a Chinese Water Dragon named Fieldez Destroyer of Planets, who is more awesomer than your reptile. I also have two dogs, Dark Empress Hagia-Sophia (aka Sophie, a Rotwiler-Pitbull mix) , and Prince Fluffy-Stupid-Head-Mate (aka Baliey, an Australian Shepard)

If you piss me off, I am not afraid to tell you off.

If you judge me before you know me, you're not even worth my glance.

Stupid people make me want to shove their heads in a blender!

I'm usually very funny, unless a potato flew out of the sky from nowhere and hits me in the head.

When I was a little girl, I took the heads off my Barbies and fed them to my dinosaurs. I used to carry around an Alien action figure (you know, the kind from the movies like Alien Ressurection and Alien vs Predator) like a baby doll, and that scared the crap out of some little kid at the ice cream shop.

My grandparents took me to see Alien Ressurection when I was four. I loved it.

News: Sorry I haven't been on in awhile, I have been so busy lately. I'm not sure when my stories will continue. I pretty much dont have any free time anymore. yeah...thats all I can say.

Here is something to chew on:

Stereotype: ster'e.o.type' v., n. (express or conceive in) a set, trite form. something comforming to a fixed or general pattern; a standardized mental or social picture that is held in common by members of society that represents an oversimplifyed opinon, prejudiced attitude, or critical judgement. Stereotyped: lacking originality or individuality. Menace to society!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices inside my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at guy sports
I like CATS so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I can SING so I MUST be stuck up and snobbish. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. (Bold is me)

gurr! there's something wrong with my favorie authors list! I keep trying to add more, but its not showing up! so I will just list them here : Azure's Jester, Uncherished Light, and SconemeepT.T

I WILL HAVE WORLD DOMINATION!

I was recently reading Raven Wolfmoon's profile and she said to copy this down...so I did!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, The Astrology Nerd, That Bloody Demon, hadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Raven Wolfmoon and me, She-Magus!

(russanodrey told me to copy the following onto my profile if I agree...)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that the government should make levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you are against religious discrimination, and believe that ANYONE should be able to practice WHATEVER RELIGOIN THEY WANT without some assholes trying to convert them or mocking them, copy this onto your profile.

That's all I have to say for now, I will write more when I am done taking over the world! (even if you think this stupid profile is too long already!)

I LOVE URSUS!!

~She-Magus~ Sunday, August 24, 2009

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1. What Not to do in the Towers of High Sorcery reviews
I think the name says it all.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-23-06
2. The Forgotten Rose » reviews
The daughter of the king and queen, Anna, has been mutated into a 'tamed' Wild One. She must cope with being the queen, being a monster, and finding a king...but I suck a summaries so just read it & review...
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 8-1-06
3. A Dragonlance Music Video reviews
featuring Dirty Little Secrets by AllAmericanRejects. My idea of what a DL music video would look like. You don't have to know the song to get a good laugh...song fic.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-4-06
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