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since: 06-30-06, id: 1078885, Profile Updated: 08-05-09
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(My attempt to have the longest profile on ff.net)

Hiyas, Ya'll! ~

Name: I've had nick names before, but I mostly like to be called Tara (seeing as it's my my actual name).

Age: You'll never know. Try guessing. xP

DOB: September 20th (Virgo)

Gender: I'm a girl, that loves yaoi; all that needs to be said.

Location: Washington ;P


I'm very open and I try my best to accept aspects of life and look from other perspectives when faced with a new situation, problem, person, culture, religion, or anything that I might be confronted with. I don't feel the need to make a list of things that I like because I like WAY too many things (other then anime/manga, which I state later) xP


Anime/Manga I watch, they may or may not be my favorite...because sometimes I just can't remember; (In no particular order; except the order I think of them):

/Naruto/ this wasn't even my first anime/manga and yet it could probably easily replace it.

/Naruto Shippuuden/ especially because Deidara is in it! I love him!

/Inuyasha/ my fist anime/manga; I first saw it in second grade when I stated up particularly late and I saw my sister watching it and asked what it was. That was what got me into Anime/Manga Japanese culture. Adult Swim. (I kinda find that sad in a way, that I saw this thing that changed my life on an adult channel in second grade. I also saw “8 Mile” (it has Eminem in it (if any of you know that movie)) in third grade when I was still innocent and then hat movie just messed up everything).

/Jigoku Shoujo and Jigoku Shoujo Fukamori/ The first and second season. Now the third season as well, even though I haven't even seen a single episode, I know its good :3

/Bleach/ I still wonder why it's called that, after a year and a half of pondering about it I still can't think of a good reason, although I have ideas...;_; it makes me sad sometimes.

/D. Gray-Man/ Agh! I absolutely love this fandom, although it has quite efficiently halted in all progress that I know of, other than being dubbed into the english language, fairly recently, I believe. I love the character designs as well as the character developement and background stories. The art style is so ineresting, and confident, assured of itself (...if an art style can actually BE confident and self assured... -_-;; (I'm not crazy!))

/Full Metal Alchemist/

/Fruits basket/ The anime only goes to he fourth DVD...I liked the anime better then the manga. I've only read a few books of this series. But I know it ends! 8D

/Mononoke/ A very interesting series, it now has 11 episodes, it doesn’t have a completely new plot or anything but the art and the way the main character goes about is new but old at the same time.

/Lemon Angel Project/

/Code-E/ This series came to a VERY early ending. And now has a second season that skips ahead about five years it seems. \:>

/Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei/ Super unique, interesting and funny in an almost-morbid way. The main characters are very exhausting to watch- them being so overly dramatic about everything –but is also funny in its own little way. There's now also a second season, go watch it!

/Iriya No Sora- UFO No Natsu/ ew. All that needs to be said.

/Darker than Black/ GRAH!! This is a totally awesome series, even though I dumped it for awhile, and then a second time because I keep hitting the part where it actually has a bigger plot line start. It has to do with someone that the main character likes or something, and that just ruined the over-all feel of the series, but it was still awesome!! D: You should try it if you have ANY interest in it at all. its pretty good animation as well. I don't think I've seen any "quality" moments in it so far ;3

/Hidamari Sketch/ Kinda boring and I’ve barely seen an entire episode but very cute art and the regular cute little school kids)

/Zombie-Loan/ This series was interesting at the start, but AGAIN, I haven't exactly finished the series, although I do believe it was a short one. The plot line flows around a debt of two zombies who capture these monster things (that eat humans or something) to repay their debt. These things that they hunt come around the dead and close to dieing. The almost dead can be marked by a black ring that is on their neck. The series actually starts out by introducing the other character, a female, that can see these black rings on humans' necks, having one herself. (Tell me if this summary is totally wrong, because I haven't watched this for quite awhile and I'm sketchy on the details and even some of the main story of this series.)

/Sky Girls/ Kya~ Female mecha show, and isn't totally perverted, even if the body suits are still form-fitting. But they have next to nothing for boobs, so I'm taken wth this series. It's cute and weet alround, in my opinion!~

/Murder Princess/ I've only seen two episodes of this and at first it seemed pretty cool, and the first episode was pretty fun to watch even though the plot line is really overly-used; so much so that I couldn't finish the second episode, but I don't think its a HORRIBLE anime (I think its in manga as well, though...not sure :P)

/Mushishi/ Very good series, I would recommend it to, not really a lot of people, but people who are into calmer plot lines, by all means, but still have a sense of humor that can make light of somber moments.

/Night Head Genesis/

/Fate Stay Night/

/Kaikan Phrase/ Also known as “Sensual Phrase” as the manga is called in english.

/Jyu Oh Sei/ not a great series, it’s short and it skips quite a few years in only the fith episode or something, the art is relatively good though- the character development isn’t very good though; that’s what really got to me in the series, it pissed me of when the characters switch sides and love interests so quickly.

/Saiunkoku Monogatari/ Has two seasons. Only seen the first one, and although I like the plot line, and has an entertaining plot line at the start, it didn't manage to keep me hooked to see the second season. I guess because as the first season went on, it became a bit more "serious" in a way that sorta cut out some of the humor in the series, which is what I like most about Saiunkoku monogatari.

/Strawberry Panic/ Yuri, by all means; and I like the style of animation, sometimes I have to question the plot line though; as I do with many other series now-a-days.

/Full Metal Panic/ Hilarious! If you haven't seen this series before, watch it. NOW. I mean, REALLY. NOW. Sousuke and Kaname are THE most fun characters I probably know of (at least at this striking moment O:). Although there is another girl, that is basically battling Kaname for Sousuke's affections, that I hate but she can just go and rot in a corner, except for the fact that Sousuke actually cares. But that aside, she should die. Just saying.

/Blood+/ Although I don't watch it anymore I still like it, just not enough to follow it well…

/Yamato Nedeshiko Shichi Henge/ I believe this series is called wallflower, or something, in english, although I've only ever seen this in mange form in america as of yet. \:> This anime is actually not that great, but I find that I think that only because about 3/4 of every episode is block-chibis, although that may be entertaining, they are not actually very great to look at. D:>

/XXXHolic/ the character design may be based on chimneys(Giraffe/pole) but I still like the art and series' plot line. I like the books better then the anime though.

/Haruhi's Melancholy/ ...watched MAYBE two episodes...and then didn't continue...it's sad, but it didn't keep my interest at all, even though I know SO MANY PEOPLE who absolutely love this series...

/Full Metal Panic! Fumofu!/ I'm a bit confused as to what the actual point to this supposed side-series is, but it's just as entertaining, and contains more romance between Kaname and Sousuke as before, in my terms, although it still has a decent plot line...I suppose.

/Shion No Ou/ I really like this show even thought it is kinda lame in a sense...D: the show revolves around the girl named Shion (that REALLY makes the title SO original...! NOT! D: ) that lost her voice when she was little (I can't remember the age Dx) because she saw her parents being murdered in front of her and the perpetrator told her that she had better not talk and it was better for her to loose her knowledge of speaking. Anyway, after this happened the family next door took Shion in as their own and the father of that family made/makes a living out of shougi and before this all Shion had gone over there to take piano lessons but the father's son realized, one day, that Shion had a great talent for shougi and from then on Shion focused on shougi instead of piano. Anyway, the story now revolves round Shion moving up the shougi ladder to be a high-ranking Kishi (professional shougi player of the female type) while also gaining friends on the way despite her only having a pad of paper and a pen to communicate with other people. (this has GOT to be the longest SUMMARY for a plot line I have done so far in my life...I'm sure i could make this longer but I doubt there is any need...Dx)

/Moyashimon/ This is also fairly new to my knowledge...again this is dated at 11.26.07 for my profile update. Its about the life of a guy (I forget his name...DX I sometimes think that I have a mental problem with remembering thing, let them be short term or long...TT A TT) that can see germ or "microbes" as they call them in the anime and his friend that has a family that owns a sake brewery and thus hates a certain type of germ that keeps sake from brewing correctly. These two guys are new colledge/university students at this ...something university (it's like scientific and cultivation or something...I CAN'T REMEMBER...!! TT A TT SOBS IN THE DARK, DARK CORNER) And they have many trials of their knowledge and nerves and are put in unlikely and uncomfortable situations. WATCH THE TRIALS THROUGH THEIR LIFE, AND BE ASTOUNDED BY THEIR COURAGE AND WITS...! xD no...I'm just getting hyper because of my eggs and toast I just had for dinner...breakfast for dinner...! Try it, IT'S GOOD:D

/Death Note/ I started watching this series, I don't think I'll read it until later, because of the difference in art style from the anime to the manga. I started watching this series from On Demand that my family gets with Comcast. The first thing that I remember about finding out Death Note existed was from my friends sometime in the school year of 2006-2007. I also saw some of the movie at a convention I go to yearly(referring to one in the school year of 2006-2007). I started actually watching the series, obviously, in English, exactly a week after the con., during the ending weekend of the spring break of (2007 - )2008 school year. Oh how I was sucked in. I have to sadly admit that for a very short amount of time I actually liked Raito, as a good character (although he is wonderfully written except for certain things he has knacks for killing...(A.K.A.: L!! NO!! TT_TT don't leave us to the wrath of Near and Mello!! X_X -dead-). But as quickly as I discovered I liked Raito I was ready to rip him apart.

/Nabari No Ou/ I started this series just two days ago now, there are only three episodes out (at least of subbed I believe so) so far but I'm really liking it. Its another ninja anime (I don't think its a manga...I haven't seen it at least). It really is a good ninja one, other than Naruto (OF COURSE!! Naruto's THE BEST!! xD). I'm keeping this on my list because it has good art (right NOW it does... T_T) and even with it's cliche plot line it doesn't have any fore sight for romance right now. That's what I found after I discovered that a lot of the other ninja manga/anime out there is half made of romance. That's REALLY ANNOYING as far as I think. I don't want any more romance in ninja shows, I'll make that romance up in my head and read it on ff.net!! xD

/XXXHolic-Kei/ OMG!! Wow, I wasn't really expecting the second season to come out this way...the second season, with the renewed vigor to create good art they opened the series with the first three episodes being very DoumekixWatanuki like. I was actually looking forward to there being more of that this season, because last series still was being kinda DouWa. Truthfully, if you like this series, just read the manga. It's farther along, its drawn by the original creators and its much farther along in the plot line. Although i don't know when they're going to stop, or if there's even a place TO stop.

/XXXHolic Movie/ I can't remember if this movie had a title, it probably did but I don't want to try and took it up. Although the beginning of this movie was a little bit boring, and Yuuko is pretty much botting at the end of the movie, I liked it over-all. Mostly because Watanuki and Doumeki had sometimes together in a room. ~ How I truly wish that pairing was canon...!! TT_TT

/Vampire Knight/ I can honestly say this is one of three vampire-related things I actually like; one of the others being the movie titled "Underworld" that pits vampires against werewolves, fighting over a half-blood of vampire and werewolf that is linked to a frightening past of both his parents being killed. (If I got that summary wrong, please tell me). Anyway, Vampire Knight is now both a manga as well as an anime now. I was very much afraid to even touch the series that included vampires, even after having heard so many great reviews at school about the renowned series of vampire novels which first started at "Twilight"; even though I do not know the plot line I assured myself that I didn't want to pick up the book when I heard a conversation on it, although I can't count on a non-review convo (seeing as they're not as objective or serious...) and it was a lot about the romance between the characters, which I really didn't like to think about. Personally, I just can't imagine a story about the cliche love between a human and a vampire, with an evil sibling mixed in being TRULY interesting to read. I just don't think I can read ANOTHER story on the same thing again. I'm not really sure WHY I can't stand vampires as much as I can stand most of everything else (seeing as I read THE most CLICHE fics in THE WORLD Every day...'; _ ;'). But I truly can't. D':(

/Mission-E/ YES!! The season that comes after /Code-E/, see higher up on this list, ends. All the characters from the first season are older. Not much to say at this point in time, they only have the first two episodes out right now.


If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.

(Copied from KasiaNoodle's Profile)


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


To Every Guy . . .

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

(Copied from Riayu's profile)


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

(Copied from Riayu's profile)


98 of teenagers say "I Love You" and don't mean it. If you are one of the 2 that does, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing!
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.
If you are sooooo against PLAGIARISM, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile.

(Copied from Riayu's profile)


98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot.
If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA.

(Both copied from Riayu's profile)


Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

(Copied from Riayu's profile, but came from Kurotorahchan's profile)


"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster."

~Isaac Asimov

(Copied from Janiqua's profile)


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, Klc, why me why not you, Society's Damnation, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA

(Copied from Riayu's profile)


I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you're writing a novel or book that ISN'T fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to draw but think your art sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've told the voices in your head to be quiet over and over and THEY JUST WON'T SHUT UP, copy and paste this into your profile.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Brisa-Chan, Sye216, Riayu, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry.

A few more years later.

I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died.

Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Look at his cute widdle fwace!

Silence is Golden, duct-tape is Silver

"I'm not Crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."

"when you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you."

"When you get thrown in jail, a good friend will come bail you out. A true friend will be in there with you going "Damn, we f--d up."

"A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again."

"A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them."

"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: ducttape, chocolate, or by running it over."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

I'm awesome. Agree or die.

"You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name."

"An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences"

"Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over."

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.

I never have a CRUSH on a guy/girl, so I MUST be lesbian/gay.

I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.

I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating

(All of these above in this section were taken from Riayu's profile)


If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, cherushii-chan, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

(The above section taken from cherushii-chan's profile)


Post this on your profile if you hate racism

The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

She was drinking at a party
On a raging New Year's Eve
She had to be home early
She knew she had to leave

"Honey do you need a ride"
Her boyfriend sweetly said
She just smiled back at him
And quickly shook her head

"I've got to leave right now
So I'll just take my car...
But don't you worry, sweetheart
Cause I won't drive too far"

Unaware she'd been drinking,
He watched her drive away
She knew that this was wrong
But she did it anyway
"I only had a couple drinks
I know that I'll survive"
She kept saying in her head
As she went for this short drive

The alcohol took over her
She wasn't thinking straight
She assumed that there was no one
Who'd be driving out this late

She ran all of the stop lights
As she sped along the road
Never thinking of the pain
This night would soon behold

But out of nowhere, came a car
She screamed as headlights flashed
She flew out of the windshield
As both of their cars crashed

She woke up laying on the ground
Sirens screaming in the night
She was bleeding quite a bit
But she knew she'd be alright

With dread, she saw the other car
That had rolled down the hill
She knew this was her fault
As she started feeling ill

But when she saw the body
Tears started falling down
As she looked down to find
Her dead boyfriend on the ground

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, Kimihaine, RubberDucky921, SaiyukiSucker, SasuNaru RULES The World 4 EVA

(The above section was taken from SaiyukiSucker's Profile)

Profile last updated on 08.05.2009

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