Hi!!

I'd like to give a shout out to the actor who played Dumbledore in the first two Harry Potter movies, who died shortly after. He was a great actor, and is greatly missed.

I'm an Author! It's very exciting. Even it's for fanfiction and not a real one.

Happy Holidays Everyone! Where I live we are getting a massive amount of snow(over a foot!), so we are going to have a winter wonderland (yeah!) over the holiday break!

My cat had kittens! Their names so far are Lily(that one isn't definite), Chu-Ka(NOT my idea), Ginger, and Harrie.
Harrie is supposed to be like Harry from Harry Potter, except it's a girl, so we changed the spelling. And, for all the Harry Potter fans out there, she is black/dark grey kitten, and she was born last night(which as of the day I'm writing this, yesterday was July 31, and she was born just before midnight. ". . .Born as the seventh month dies. . ."! How cool is that? Hence the Harry Potter-like name! Not sure if you could tell or not, but I'm very excited!

My dog had puppies! Three, but one passed away, so now two. Their names are Violet, and Blade. But Violet just gets called V, as a nickname.

I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Reese's peanut butter cups, and the pumpkin shaped candies that taste like candy corn. My favorite flavor of ice-cream is cookie dough, though I am also extremely fond of mint chocolate chip, and mocha almond fudge. I would love to go to London, England some day. I don't like grammar, I love Math, and dislike anyone who says that Patriots are stupid.

Me Facts

Hair Color: Blond

Eye Color: Blue/Green(They used to be blue, and my parents say they are. My friends say they're green)

Zodiac Sign: Taurus, I think

Height: ?? Five foot something. . . .

The Pirates version of "Einee, Meinee, Minee, Mo"

Einee, Meinee, Minee, Mo
Catch a kraken by the toe
If he swallows, let him go
My captain told me to choose the real gold coin
And that is G-O-L-D

Quotes:

Fanfiction

"It's a magical soap opera" -- Arnold the Pygmy Puff about Hogwarts and the world of Harry Potter(My Story)

"Why is it me who gets the stalker? I'd personally rather have the pervert." -- Lily about James & Sirius (by:Gryffindor Gals)

"You've got to be joking!" -- Lily
"No, I'm Sirius, remember?" -- Sirius (My Story, and just about any other Sirius fan's, if they have a love of overused puns)

Harry Potter

"I don't remember being that short." -- Ron on first years

"She went out with him, once he'd deflated his head a bit." -- Sirius on James and Lily's relationship

Pirates of the Caribbean

"Hide the rum!"-- Jack on Elizabeth's tendency to burn rum

"Why is the rum always gone?" -- Gibbs, self-explanatory

"I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by!" -- Jack about chances to do the right thing

"I love weddings! It's like a bet to see who will fall out of love first!" -- Jack about marriage

"I do that quite often, yet people are always surprised." -- Jack on telling the truth

"My hands are clean in this(looks at hands) Figuratively speaking." -- Jack on his hygiene(or lack thereof) and Beckett's scheming

"Think like the Whelp!" -- Jack about how to break out of his cell

Ships I support:

Will/Elizabeth

AnaMaria/Jack

Ginny/Harry

Lily/James

Lily/Snape(sort of)

Rose/Dimitri

Rose Adrian(if done right, because Adrian deserves a Happily Ever After

Ships that need to be sunk:

Elizabeth/Jack(face it, that was a fling, Elizabeth and Will are to loyal and loving to eachother to have a lasting relationship with anyone else)

If you believe that Elizabeth and Jack are never meant to be a couple, copy and paste this into your profile!

Lily/Sirius(Eww, no. In a brother/sister or friend capacity only do these characters interact!)

Hermione/Harry(it just wasn't meant to be. Again, Brother and Sister relationship. Not a dating or marriage one)

Ugh. . . so bored. So I'm updating my profile. It's a sign of the Apocalypse.

Moldy Voldy sure is dead

Sure is dead

Sure is dead

Moldy Voldy sure is dead

"Yeah!" for Potty

That song was to the tune of London Bridge( The children's song, not Fergie's version)

It's nice to be important but it's also important to be nice, copy and paste in your profile if you feel the same!

A friend is someone who knows the worst about you but likes you all the same, copy and paste in your profile if you feel the same !

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you suffer from OHPS (obsessive harry potter syndrome) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and vise versa, copy this into your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgot that there was someone on the other side of the line while talking on the phone, put this in your profile.

If you notice everyone else's grammar mistakes, but you are horrible at grammar yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have a long list of 'copy and pastes' in your profile...copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I copied those from my friends profile and mOst of them are scarily accurate to me and my friends!

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without making a mistake:

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down-- done that? hahahahahahahah!

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

(Sorry if any guys find that offending! I found it in my friend's profile, and thought it was funny!)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I copied all that to. I'm bored, so hey!

As for my stories, Which by the way, ALL OF MY STORIES WILL GET LONGER, SO IF YOU LIKE THE PLOT, BUT NOT THE SIZE, KEEP READING THEM!!

Complete

Arnold the Pygmy Puff

Jalapeno Peppers

She Who is Shy

The Joy's of Valentine's Day

The Yule Ball

Arnold the Pygmy Puff 2

Why AnaMaria really left the Pearl

Top Ten Hogwarts Hotties

Kitchen Disaster

What Pranks Ginny pulled that Fred & George didn't

Will's Returtuned

The Open Sea

In Progress

Again(Until I reach the 25 review markonly one more review this story will very likely not be updated. Sorry to those who are kind, and do review!)

Flash of Green(Sorry for the lack of updates, I'm lacking in inspiration. I'll try and get to it soon)

Snape and the Basilisk(The next chapter is in progress, should be up very soon)

The 500'th Anniversary(Readers may have noticed, this is pretty much the focal point for my attention. I update whether I get reviews or not, but I do appreciate them, so please review!)

How Do I get Myself into these Situations(Will be updated when I have the inspiration. Thank-you for your patience!)

Coming Soon

No new stories are being worked on at the moment. However, as soon as I'm as soon as I get one more review for Why AnaMaria really left the Pearl, I'll post a sequel.

F.F.

As for all of the stories in the In Progress section, they all will be updated soon, when I get the time and inspiration to write the next chapters. I know that sounds like it'll be a horrifically long wait, but really, it'll only be a few weeks or so. Probably not even that.

-She Who is Bored