Name: Kelsey

Age: teenager

Birthday: April 23

hyperactivity on a scale of 1 to 10: 7.5! Cuz, well...I can be a downer sometimes. :)

People think I'm crazy. I'm not. I'm just a hopeless, yet sarcastic, romantic who always has a major case of writer's block. I'm having a rough time with life right now, so stories will only be read and reviewed, sadly. And they won't be mine.

I love angst, and drama, and romance. People have described my sense of humor as sarcastic, quirky, random, sardonic, and, at times, twisted. I can't tell which is what, I just laugh when I think something is funny. People sometimes say I'm rude, or disrespectful; I'm not. I can be blunt and brutally honest.

Loves:
Harry Potter, Heroes, Chuck, Maximum Ride, Pendragon, Mediator, Holes, Twilight, LotR, To Kill a Mockingbird, Of Mice and Men, Fahrenheit 451, Shakespeare works, Lord of the Rings, Newsies, Young Frankenstein, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, The Breakfast Club, CSI frachise, Stardust, Grey's Anatomy, L&O: SVU, Tin Man, Charmed, PotC, National Treasure, House M.D., Eureka, Transformers, Camp Rock, Legally Blonde: the Musical, Grease, Hairspray, RENT, Wicked!, The Little Mermaid, the Lion King, In the Heights, Beauty and the Beast: the Broadway Production, Repo! The Genetic Opera

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I have no sexual standards in my head that say this is good or this is bad. Homosexual - that only means to me that he enjoys sex with a man and I enjoy sex with a woman. It's all legitimate to me. -Arnold Schwarzenegger

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I shop, okay? -Danielle Fishel

Lab coats are sexy -a cartoon

Everyone has a vice. Some people do drugs, some gamble, some drink. I just so happen to eat goldfish.

Some books should be tasted, some devoured but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. -unknown

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it.

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap--OH MY GOD! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!!

God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt!

Pain, when it's not actually hurting anyone, is a fascinating subject. You may quote me on that. -WitchGirl

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. -Earnest Hemingway

If I can stop one heart from breaking,
I shall not live in vain;
If I can ease one life in the aching,
Or cool one pain,
Or help one fainting robin
Into his nest again,
I shall not live in vain.
-Emily Dickinson

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