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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Name: Kelsey Age: teenager Birthday: April 23 hyperactivity on a scale of 1 to 10: 7.5! Cuz, well...I can be a downer sometimes. :) People think I'm crazy. I'm not. I'm just a hopeless, yet sarcastic, romantic who always has a major case of writer's block. I'm having a rough time with life right now, so stories will only be read and reviewed, sadly. And they won't be mine. I love angst, and drama, and romance. People have described my sense of humor as sarcastic, quirky, random, sardonic, and, at times, twisted. I can't tell which is what, I just laugh when I think something is funny. People sometimes say I'm rude, or disrespectful; I'm not. I can be blunt and brutally honest. Loves: O.o I have no sexual standards in my head that say this is good or this is bad. Homosexual - that only means to me that he enjoys sex with a man and I enjoy sex with a woman. It's all legitimate to me. -Arnold Schwarzenegger There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972) I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I shop, okay? -Danielle Fishel Lab coats are sexy -a cartoon Everyone has a vice. Some people do drugs, some gamble, some drink. I just so happen to eat goldfish. Some books should be tasted, some devoured but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly. -unknown Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave everyone wondering how the hell you did it. Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap--OH MY GOD! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!! God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls can flirt! Pain, when it's not actually hurting anyone, is a fascinating subject. You may quote me on that. -WitchGirl My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. -Earnest Hemingway If I can stop one heart from breaking, O.o | |||||||||
1. 125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters reviews125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete2. Birthday Cards reviewsWhat does Harry do every year for his dad's birthday? He writes a card of course! Short and sweet. summaries are evil.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-25-06 - Harry P. - Complete