shelbyyvonne

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since	: 06-30-06, id: 1079372, Profile Updated: 11-09-08
country	: USA

Author has written 18 stories for Fushigi Yuugi, Anime X-overs, Screenplays, and Danny Phantom.

Latest update to profile: November 10, 2008. I'm sorry, guys...
Latest update to any story: November 30th, 2007. Yeah. That's right bitches. I updated. Saving You, I added the chapter that's been uploaded into documents for negative 64 days. Yeah. Okay.

I'm fifteen. I'm lazy. I'm sorry.

Go add me on myspace.

Do a search for me, Shelby Clarke.

Current Favorite Song:
Let's go with, Just Like Heaven, by The Cure. I fucking love.

Favorite Quotes:
"When I said that it was cold, I did not mean, ‘Oh, it is a little chilly in here, perhaps I should throw a blanket on the bed.’ No, I said it was COLD! As in, ‘Oh, look, my left arm has just snapped off and shattered on the floor!’"
"Now while you're waiting for us to kill you, we highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impudent God, then cowering in the corner and begging--always good. But if you act now, there's always time for an old fashioned suicide! THANK YOU LONDON!! WE LOVE YOU!! GOODNIGHT!!"
"You can only eat so much ham before going completely psycho." - This one is from a story called Nuriko's Magical Day by Heliotrope. HILARIOUS story.
"I am so fucking hard right now! We're smarter than you bitches and YOU CAN'T STOP US!"
"Animals and children tell the truth; They never lie. Which one is more human? There's a thought, now you decide." - The Animal Song, by Savage Garden.

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1. Saving You » reviews
Danny's dead, Sam's left by herself, and she's going to extreme measures. We know she'll go the distance, but exactly how far will she have to go to save him? And will it be worth it? ON HIATUS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 8-14-07 - Sam M. & Dani

2. No Title: A Collaboration of Oneshots » reviews
A collection of oneshots. Chapter three; Closure. Will Nuriko finally confront his past? Chapter four; Weird. A very... Interesting dream, that I had about Miaka and her four favorite seishi.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 11-20-06

3. Collection » reviews
A collection of oneshots. Chapter one; Insight. Drabble. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter two; Know It All. Jazz, being herself. ON HIATUS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-07 - Danny F.

4. Of The Sky reviews
Read and Review, please. I can't give a summary without giving away the main plot just yet. Chapter One; Dreams To Die For. ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-07 - Tasuki

5. If Everyone Cared reviews
Songfic; "If Everyone Cared"- Nickelback.
Screenplays - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-07 - Complete

6. Playing Around » reviews
What happens when Nuriko attends a party at Mt. Reikaku, complete with Tasuki, Kouji, and loads of sake? He gets totally wasted and then wakes up in bed the next morning... And I don't mean alone. ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 3-16-07 - Nuriko

7. Revealed reviews
Exactly how did the other seishi find out that Nuriko was a man in the first place? Don't tell me I'm the only one who's wondered this. ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-6-07 - Nuriko

8. Tasuki's Fangs » reviews
Tasuki tries to talk to Miaka after nearly raping her in OVA2 and gets a response that he definitely didn't expect. Chap4; So exactly what IS wrong with Tasuki? Well, at least he's happy again... But why did Chichiri lie to him, and what about? ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 7-18-06 - Tasuki & Miaka

9. Love and War reviews
Love and War; Exactly how different are they? A short insight that could easily have come from any villain's point of view.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-07 - Complete

10. Secrets reviews
Nuriko imitates Houki so as to have a little personal time with Hotohori. A story conjured up grazi complete boredom. ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-07 - Nuriko & Hotohori

11. Let's Piss Off Tasuki! » reviews
What did the Suzaku Seishi do in their spare time? Why, conspire against poor Tasuki, of course! With a little help from a few choice fangirls, will they be able to send him to the nut house? Or, more likely, jail? ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 11-30-06 - Tasuki

12. Tasuki's 'Girlfriend' » reviews
Ch5; Ah! Is this the end of their charade? 'He turned to look at Tasuki, who went wide eyed and slowly mouthed the word NO. The purple haired seishi turned back to face the confused woman. 'That's right. HE. I don't think you knew this, but...' ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 7-23-06 - Tasuki & Nuriko

13. Beware! The Horrors of Latex Gloves! reviews
Well, Nuriko cheats at Scrabble, Tasuki is bored, Chiriko is ticked and short, and Shelby is seeking revenge on the ticked Chiriko that ticked her off. Pretty funny, if you ask me. Read and review, please. ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-06

14. Theres a Seiryu in my living room! » reviews
Kyoree has no purpose AT ALL in the book. She doesn't have to save anything, destroy anything, she wasn't sent in to "discover love"... She just wanted entertainment. Upon arrival, the first person she met was Kouji. Can you say TROUBLE? ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-16-06 - Published: 7-26-06 - Kouji & Tasuki

15. A Twisted Story » reviews
Well... Chapter one is basically a summary. A TasukiPOV summary. Yeah. It's a pretty random story and some of the stuff that's gonna be in there soon will make NO SENSE whatsoever. ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-16-06 - Nuriko & Tasuki

16. The Bandit and the 'Former' Hooker reviews
Soi is reborn and is chasing after her new love obsession; Tasuki. How will this end up? ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-06 - Soi & Tasuki

17. Gone for Good? » reviews
After leaving Tamahome, what happens as Miaka finds herself dependent on Chichiri for her very life? Not to mention her unborn baby's... And what is this feeling that Chichiri is suddenly forced to confront? ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-29-06 - Published: 7-11-06 - Miaka & Chichiri

18. Meet My Parents » reviews
When Tasuki visits his home for the first time in years and is not recognized by his family, gets caught amidst a sister with a huge, scary obsession with the seishi, an evil monk, and a hardcore bet WITH said evil monk, how will he deal? ON HIATUS.
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-27-06 - Published: 7-22-06 - Tasuki & Chichiri

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