| Lance Ruhiru |
Author has written 16 stories for South Park. "Nothing human disgusts me." -- word vomit/fic dump/plotbunny disposal, mmkay? | |||||
1. That Jesus Only Knew Man » reviewsLike TJOKM, only with less wangst and more sex. Stan and Kyle still aren't gay. BebeKennyMoleSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-5-07 - Christophe & Bebe S. - Complete2. Come Home, Cows reviewsFirst rule of relationships: don't try to start them with people you don't relate to. StanCartmanSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-5-07 - Eric Cartman & Stan M. - Complete3. No 14 reviewsBebe first realized it on the hair dye aisle at the drug store. BebeHenriettaSouth Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-28-07 - Bebe S. - Complete4. The Kind of Beautiful You Pay For reviewsOn loving the one that can't help leaving you. BebeKennySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-28-07 - Bebe S. & Kenny M. - Complete5. The House I Grew Up In reviews... never felt like home. CraigKennySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 4-27-07 - Kenny M. & Craig T. - Complete6. You'll Never Get to Heaven if You Stay in My Bed reviewsLife, death, and knowing the difference. KennyChristophe.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-07 - Christophe & Kenny M. - Complete7. Monsters Among Us reviewsCartman finds what Kenny is through an exploration of what he isn't. CartmanKennySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-20-07 - Eric Cartman & Kenny M. - Complete8. Small Town Letdown reviewsKyle's running away and Kenny's along for the ride. KennyKyle.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-18-07 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete9. Sick Home reviewsWhen time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartmanSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-31-07 - Eric Cartman - Complete10. Bendable as a Ruler reviewsHey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStanSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 3-31-07 - Stan M. & Craig T. - Complete11. Lips of the Grave reviewskenny will be a serial killer who is serially killed: trey parker, october 19, 1998.South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-29-07 - Kenny M. - Complete12. If Frankenstein Loved His Monster reviewsA bully has often been bullied himself. A few years down the road, if Tsst had ended entirely differently. KyleCartman.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-07 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete13. Cheat Code For Life reviewsHe knows he is dying, knows he is not being irrational. He wonders what it's going to be that does him in. A bit of a stroke, a touch of the smallpox?... KyleKennySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-07 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete14. Friend in Reserve reviewsKyleKenny. There are best friends, there are enemies, and then there are the people you keep around just so that you aren't alone.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-07 - Kenny M. & Kyle B. - Complete15. NO PLT reviewsStanCartman. Wherein Cartman can't begin to imagine it, and Stan can't stop.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-25-07 - Eric Cartman & Stan M. - Complete16. Alcohol Strictly Prohibited reviewsWendyBebe. Senior Picnic and drunk lesbian cheerleaders. Go team GO.South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-22-07 - Bebe S. & Wendy Testaburger - Complete