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Author has written 4 stories for CSI, and Harry Potter. Wotcher! I'm Lauren. I'm 17 years old and I am an amateur writer. I love to read and write because it relaxes me. Even though I'm not a professional when it comes to writing, I still love it and have fun coming up with ideas about my favorite shows and books. I also tend to create OCs from my favorite shows, movies, and books and pair them up with my fave guy characters; I have 18. Besides reading and writing, I enjoy all kinds of music and movies. Who doesn't? I love soccer and baseball as well. You probably don't give a crap about all of this, but I had to put something on this page coming from my mouth besides those answers from the questions down below. Oh, if anyone is interested, you can answer the questions in your own words if you want. I got it from a page who got it from a page etc... Yeah, I talk a lot. XD "I solemly swear that I am up to no good." "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers Are proud to present" "THE MARAUDER'S MAP" "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." "Mischief managed." "Knox." More Random Crap About Me: (Name)~ Lauren. Call me LoLo. (Do You Like Your Name?)~ Yep. (Birth Date)~ February 3rd, 1992. (Zodiac Sign)~ Aquarius. (Celtic Tree Sign)~ Rowan. (Home Town)~ Mission Viejo, CA. (Have Siblings?)~ Yep. An older brother named Shawn. Luv him! (Pets?)~ 2 year old Golden Retriever named Sadie, 6 year old Greyhound named Sara, and a 5 year old Flame Point Himalayan named Sebastian. Yeah, I know they all begin with the letter 'S'. Funny how stuff like that works. (Eye Color)~ Blue, Green, Gray, YellowGreen, BlueGreen, Dark Blue. (No, I do not have six eyes). (Hair Color)~ Dirty-Blonde/Dark Blonde. (Height)~ 4'9. Yeah I know I'm short but I'm proud of it! (Hobbies)~ Soccer, reading, writing, listening to music, watching good TV and movies, obsessing over my favorite shows and books. (Favorite Animal)~ Wolf, Fox, Horse, & Dolphin. (Favorite Color)~ Blue. (Favorite Car)~ Mini Cooper. (Favorite Music)~ Rock, Alternative, Country, & Soundtrack. (Favorite Movie)~ Impossible for me to answer. (Favorite Book Series)~ Harry Potter. (Favorite Sport)~ Soccer. (Favorite Baseball Team)~ Anaheim Angels. (Favorite Candy)~ Reeses Pieces. (Favorite Ice-Cream Flavor)~ Peanut-Butter & Chocolate. (Favorite Flower)~ Lilies & Roses. (You Wear Glasses or Contacts?)~ Glasses when I need them. Still debating if I want to stick something in my eye everyday. (Your Shoe Size?)~ I wear size 3-5 1/2. (Least Favorite Color)~ Pink. (Least Favorite Food)~ Beans. (If You Were A Crayon What Color Would You Be?)~ Blue! Duh! (Do You Think You're Strong?)~ Yep. (Do You Think You're Pretty?)~ I guess. (Do You Think?)~ All the time. (Do You Use Sarcasm?)~ All the time. (Do You Swear?)~ A couple of times a day. In short, all the time. (Do You Want Kids?)~ Yes. When I'm married, have a successful job, house, etc... (What's Your Dream Job?)~ To be a Criminalist/Investigator. (Would You Become a Vegetarian?)~ Sure. (Would You Dye Your Hair A Different Color?)~ Only if I could get it back to my original. So, no. (Would You Go Skinny Dipping?)~ Already have. (Last Time You Cried)~ Whenever I watch a sad movie or when my favorite character dies. So, yesterday. (Last Time You Were On FanFiction)~ Right now. Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old or bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling, With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot. Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Pur pur pur. Some Tips For Red Shirt Crew Members- Never be part of a landing party unless you've been in more then three episodes. Always stay close to a senior officer. Try to get a promotion or moved to a higher rank. I would suggest something that makes you wear the color Blue. Make sure you have tons of life insurance. Let the Captain go towards the explosion, he's got a better chance of coming back. Never take a shift by yourself. Never take someone else's shift. Never go searching by yourself. It's a bad idea. Don't be stupid. Never turn your back on a mob who is after your Captain. Make sure someone else is running ahead and behind you. Don't touch, taste, or smell anything on a different planet. Make sure the Camera Crew is never focussed on you. Never wear RED period. (FAVORITES)- Favorite Shows: The Big Bang Theory Bones Criminal Minds CSI: Crime Scene Investigation CSI: NY Family Guy Futurama Heroes How I Met Your Mother Law and Order: SVU The Mentalist Moonlight Shark South Park Star Trek: The Original Series Star Trek: Next Generation Two and a Half Men The X-Files Favorite Characters: (Alice)~ Hatter/David (Bones)~ Dr. Lance Sweets (Criminal Minds)~ Dr. Spencer Reid -Close 2nd- Agents Aaron Hotchner & Elle Greenaway (CSI)~ Sara Sidle (CSI: NY)~ Det. Don Flack (GetBackers)~ MakubeX (Gundam 00)~ Allelujah Haptism -Close 2nd- Lockon Stratos (Gundam Wing)~ Duo Maxwell (Harry Potter)~ Nymphadora Tonks -Close 2nd- Sirius Black & Remus Lupin (Heroes)~ Sylar -Close 2nd- Peter Petrelli (Inheritance)~ Murtagh (The Lord of the Rings)~ Legolas Greenleaf -Close 2nd- Elladan & Elrohir (The Mentalist)~ Kimball Cho -Close 2nd- Patrick Jane (Moonlight)~ Josef Kostan (South Park)~ Kyle Broflovski (Star Trek)~ Spock -Close 2nd- Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy & Wesley Crusher (Star Wars)~ Obi-Wan Kenobi (The X-Files)~ Agent Monica Reyes Favorite Couples: Straight- (Alice)~ Alice/Hatter "Match made in heaven." (CSI)~ Grissom/Sara (GSR) "CSI's official canon. My first and favorite couple. LOVE THEM!" (CSI)~ Hodges/Wendy (Wedges) "It's canon. You know it. I know. They know it." (Harry Potter)~ Remus/Tonks (RLNT) "LOVE THEM TOO! You can't deny how perfect they are for each other. Why did they have to freakin' die?!" (Harry Potter)~ Oliver/Katie (OWKB) "Who cares if they never got together in the books. I'm not the only one who likes them as a couple." (The X-Files)~ Doggett/Reyes (DRR) "If only the show just went on a little longer. They would have been great together." (The X-Files)~ Mulder/Scully (MSR) "The X-Files's official canon. Love them." Slash- (Gundam 00)~ Allelujah/Lockon "I just think they're cute together." (Gundam Wing)~ Heero/Duo (1x2) "Because they're better suited for each other and I love them. Plus Relena is totally annoying. Duo should have let Heero kill her." (Harry Potter)~ Remus/Sirius (RLSB) "When I'm not reading about Remus and Tonks, I'm reading about Remus and Sirius. They had a close bond." (South Park)~ Stan/Kyle (Style) "Who doesn't love these two together? They're Super Best Friends! (Star Trek)~ Kirk/Spock (Spirk) "The writers of the show were practically asking for it. They are the fathers of Slash. This is history!" Harry Potter Questions- 1. Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? 7! No, it’s 5! It’s 3! Gahhh I can’t choose!! Yes/No Questions: 16. Do you think Snape is on Voldemort's side? Read Deathly Hallows and find out for yourself. Knowledge Questions: 24. Who was the first to ever beat Harry in catching the Snitch? Cedric Diggory I believe. If: 62. If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Sirius Black. :3 More questions: 68. Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? I’d go with Sirius and Tonks can go with Remus. We’d be the hottest couples at the party! This or that: 84. Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Can’t choose. I’m sorry but I really can’t. Save a broom, ride a werewolf. Lions for the Cup! I beat the Kobayashi Maru Scenario! I have a Sirius obsession. God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs. I'm really Tonks in disguise. (\)_(/) "When in doubt, always use the scientific method...heads or tails?" - Dr. Jacob Hood (Eleventh Hour) "Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up." - Alfred (Batman Begins) "One can never have enough socks." - Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter) "Condom man? Sounds like a superhero." - Christine Nolan (Must Love Dogs) "Live Long and Prosper." - Spock (Star Trek) "Are you out of your Vulcan mind!?" - Dr. Leanord "Bones" McCoy (Star Trek) "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!" - (Big Bang Theory) "What's a nargle?" - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter) "Wotcher!" - Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter) "Who's more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi (Star Wars) "Get a picture of the security pad. Someone touches it before it's dusted, I break their fingers." - Sara Sidle (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) "SNAFU: Situation Normal All Fucked Up." - (Memphis Belle) "'L' for love." - Gordon Pibb (Dodgeball) "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball." - Patches O'Houlihan (Dodgeball) "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!" - Patches O'Houlihan (Dodgeball) "Am I a suspect? Cool. It's like role-playing, without the leather." - Josef Kostan (Moonlight) "He's mad as a box of frogs." - Hatter (Alice) If you are so obessed with your favorite movies, books, etc... that you will randomly start quoting them, copy and paste this into your profile. "It really ticks off my parents." If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the Harry Potter series, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are infatuated with Gary Oldman, copy and paste this into your profile. "He's so handsome." If you love Sirius Black, copy and paste this into your profile. "He's so handsome." If you cried when Sirius died like I did, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Remus Lupin is a cooler werewolf then Jacob Black, copy and paste this into your profile. "Remus is my favorite werewolf eva!" If you would get a Husky that was part wolf and name it Remus, Moony, or Lupin, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Marauders are the coolest bunch of mischief makers ever, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are sick and tired of girls screaming for Edward Cullen to bite them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think the Twilight series is overrated, copy and paste this into your profile. "I thought it was just a good series to read while waiting for Brisingr to come out." If you thought the Twilight movie sucked because of Kristen whatserface's acting, copy and paste this into your profile. "The movie ruined my taste for the book." If you think the Harry Potter series is WAY better then the Twilight series, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the Original Star Trek series, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Spock is SEXY in the Original series and New movie, copy and paste this into your profile. "I have this weird fascination in guys who have pointed ears." If you think Bones is SEXY in the Original series and New movie, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm a doctor! Not a bricklayer!" If you love Zachary Quinto, copy and paste this into your profile. "He's so cute!" If you love Karl Urban, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm a doctor! Not a physicist!" If you love Chris Pine, copy and paste this into your profile. "What can I say, it's James T. Kirk." If you are a proud Trekkie, copy and paste this into your profile. "Damn right!" A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail, and a best friend will be sitting next to you in jail yelling, "THAT WAS AWSOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love CSI, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Lab Rats, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the saying, "Lego my Grego," copy and paste this into your profile. If you like the color blue, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes wish you had Vulcan ears, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would get a black cat and name it Spock, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, copy and paste this into your profile. "Rap sucks." If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, copy and paste this into your profile. "I have a friend who's gay and there is nothing wrong with that." If you are crazed and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. "I wouldn't be me if I wasn't." People usually trip while going down the stairs. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have tripped going up the stairs. "In public. At school. Three times." If you're insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm disgusted by people who harm animals." If you have actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile. "I felt like an idiot." If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have seen a movie or show so many times that you can quote it word for word, copy and paste this into your profile. "Like I said, it ticks off my parents." If you think those stupid kids should give some Trix to that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would love to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile. If every time you here the word "rum," you automatically think of Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embaressing moments that make you want to slap yourself and/or someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. "You have no idea." If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone?, goody goody gumdrop 06, Flygon Pirate, DazzledbyNorrington, CSIfan3 If you have inside jokes...with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy and paste this into your profile (September 19th). "Now I have." If you are one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friend had a confused expression on his/her face, you were all like, "well duh, that made perfect sense." Copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? If two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile. "I could have filled buckets with my tears." If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. If your profile is longer than some of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a fangirl of any villian, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever bawled over you favorite character dying in a movie, book, game, or show, copy and paste this into your profile. "Why do all of my favorite characters have to die!?" If you think writing Fanfic stories in fun, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you know the difference, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have the tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. "Usually when I'm thinking or trying to write." If you know that Pirates are indeed better then Ninjas, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Jack Sparrow is the BEST pirate out there, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have too many of these "copy and paste" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. 1F YOU C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463, COPY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 YOUR PR0F1L3. "It's actually a proven study that our brain only needs to see a few letters to know what the word or words are and they don't need to be in order." If you ever wonder who made up this "copy and paste" list in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. We 'ought to thank that person. | |||||||
1. Innocence » reviewsThings aren't going too well for Remus with the werewolves. Tonks, Mad-Eye, and Kingsley are sent to get him. Tonks is attacked by a group of werewolves and Remus is there to save her. Remus is then accused for her attack. Will he be proven innocent? RLNTHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,829 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 1-22-08 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete2. Night of the Living Morgue reviewsOur fave CSIs are trapped in the lab one night and zombies attack. Gasp! Hints of GSR and CWR. It was supposed to be a scary story but in turned out funny. This was an english project. So...Enjoy and please read.CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-28-08 - Complete3. Back to Jackpot » reviewsAnother mystery in Jackpot, Nevada and they want Grissom to come investigate again. This time he brings Sara along for the ride. GSR.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 11-7-07 - Published: 7-4-07 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete4. Grave Danger Remix » reviewsWhat would have happened if Sara was the one buried underground instead of Nick?This is my first story. GSR.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 7-5-06 - Gil G. & Sara S. - Complete