Wow. That's the least I can say isn't it? I haven't been here in the longest time and I do plan to make up for that. But like every good profile I should start off with a peachy "hi". Hi. My name is Laura, I'm too old for comfort. ._. 20. I'm still a child, nothing will ever change that. The sexiest man alive is Edward Elric. The sexiest man dead is Edward Cullen.

Yes am I an Edward addict. They're exactly my brand of heroine.

Since your here, (why? I have no idea.) I guess I should say something useful, so your not just sitting at your computer screen wasting your time. As I said I'm ._. 20, I feel OLD. My teenage years have blown right past me. I was born July 17th, though I have learned to hate the summer. I live for cold rainy days. I'm American and live in the middle of no where. Everyone, and yes I mean everyone, has thanked the map quest gods for finding my house. I'm called "Lil Italy" because of my ties to the Italiano mafia. XD

Don't trust me with:

Fire. Sharpe objects. Thats what she saids. Permanent markers. Monopoly.

I'm (as you can tell) in love with Stephenie Meyer's work. Jane Austin has completely hooked me on her books, to the point where if you don't say 'Mr. Darcy' with a British accent, you WILL be taken down by a parade of girls. Debussy, My Chemical Romance, Goo Goo Dolls, Hellogoodbye, Boys Like Girls, Yellowcard, Maroon 5, and oh so much more have reigned my life. Without my ipod, someone would be taken down. I'm morbid without music. Music for me is like fire for pyros.

I do love to write, when I'm not writing I'm basically playing out the scenes in my head planning for what I should do next. Writers block isn't so fun, unless its 2 o'clock in the morning with your handy dandy monster. You'd be amazed at what craziness you can come up with. I mostly enjoying reading and reviewing though, sounds stupid but reading actually helps me improve my writing. Strange but isn't that what teachers try to explain when nobody is paying attention?

If you want to talk, always feel free. I love a good laugh. (Specially if its about Twilight. Hint hint)

Quotes that keep life shining bright. ;)

"Your a pie racist!"

"Well your a cobbler whore!"

"When all the other girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire."

"Is he spanish?"

"He has dark hair, dark eyes, and dark skin. He basically screams immigrant!"

"Never underestimate the stupidity of people."

"This chicken is so good I feel like I'm making out with God!"

"An ex-girlfriend is the same as an okay movie. I liked it at the time but I never want to see it again."

"Why does the tomato talk to me? I have nothing to say to him..."

"Well the main advantage of child labor is that you can pay them in legos."

"Going to Narnia. BRB."

"I thought we swore never to discuss the horrors we saw on the killing field at the Fun Center!"

"Trick: Something a whore does for money."

"Time is a great teacher, but it kills all its pupils."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has someone to blame it on."

"There are never stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Women choose beauty over brains because the average man sees better than he can think."

"Hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance?"

"When I die , I want peacefully like my Grandfather in his sleep -- not screaming like the passengers in his car did."

My stories.

They are all KUR-DEAD. Why? Because I said so. I don't know what I'm going to do yet. You can bet on some Twilight but I just need to find the right inspiration.

Monster and sleep deprivation here I come!

Leave Out All The Rest:

Well I'm back! Crazy stuff, I know. I'm not exactly sure where I'm going with this story, since it's a newborn and all. So far,

Carlise Cullen and Bella Swan move to Chicago in 1918. They live peacefully under the radar of humans but what becomes of Bella when she gets too close to a paient and she refuses to let him die? ExB

Edward and Bella drama : lots. Of course I'm adding The Volturi in, what's story without cuddly ol Aro?

Pointers, hints, clues, criticisms are not welcomed, they are worshiped!