Yo, so here's a bit of info on things I like to read in stories and a few things on some of my stories. _

Pet Peeves: Original Characters that are perfect-I know that you want them to be good and all, but seriously no one is perfect they have to have some kind of flaw and they can't do everything.

Author Notes in the middle of stories- Alright I can say that I am probably guilty of this as well, but when you have them after almost every paragraph or sentence then it gets annoying and it throws off the whole feeling that you're trying to give off. If you want to explain something put a small number or something beside it and then tell after the chapter or story is over.

Bad Grammar/ story format- If you need a beta then find one. I know that I need one...and will get one. Check your grammar and I can say that this is something I need to do and I know that everyone makes mistakes, but come on if every other word is spelt wrong then you need to do something.

Using numbers (1, 2, 3,..) and not spelling them out. Yeah I know it's easier, but it just throws things off a little. Personally I think that you should only spell numbers out when it gets into hundreds and up.

Flamers- I see no reason for someone to read a story if they don't even like the story. What is the point in doing this. Putting it bluntly it makes you seem like an idiot...or worse especially when they don't have stories up themselves for you to read and return the favor.

Humor- Alright so I love when people toss humor into their story to me it makes it a better read, but when you make it so stupid that it isn't funny that's what I have trouble with and I can say that with my story, Bloody Elves, that I try to make it funny without making it so stupid that people need to tell me it's stupid.

Kinds of Harry Potter stories I do like: Creature- This is one of my favorite type of stories.

Possessive Draco- I love Draco going all possessive over Harry it's cute..in a weird sort of way.

Dumbles bashing- I just don't like him.

Harry abuse/ neglectful/ and other stuff- I like having Harry rescued from an abusive home.

Severus and/or Tom/Voldemort being Harry's father- These just seem interesting.

Harry being dark- He seems like he should be on this side to me.

Harry being submissive/uke/bottom/ ect.- He has to save the world in the series so give him a break and let him have someone who will take care of him for once.

Harry having kids- Harry getting the guy of his dreams and having children...even if adopted.

Ginny leaving Harry- Alright. I just don't like Ginny getting together with Harry because I believe that he just likes her as a sister...or I believe he should so she leaves him and he gets together with someone else.

The Weasley family is Harry's friend and Hermione is an evil _ _ _...- There are a lot of stories where Hermione is Harry's friend, but Ron gets mad and so on and so forth and I believe that Hermione should be the bad guy while the Weasley family is the good people.

Favorite Harry Potter pairing(s): Alright so before I go here I do believe that you should know that the way I'm placing this is so that the one I believe should be on top is first and the one on bottom last. If I like either/or then I shall put both of them.

Draco X Harry

Fred X Harry

George X Harry

Bill X Harry

Charlie X Harry

Severus X Harry

Lucius X Harry (I am a bit picky about this one since Luc has a son Harry's age and all)

Tom Riddle X Harry

Voldemort X Harry (Please don't tell me that this one and TMR are the same person because in my little world they are two different people)

Sirius X Harry

Remus X Harry

Sirius X Remus X Harry

Severus X Draco X Harry

Lucius X Draco X Harry

Fred X George X Harry

Ron X Hermione

Neville X Luna

Neville X Ginny (These are probably the only straight pairing that I don't mind)

Some Information on the kind of Naruto stories that I like (including Pairing(s)): This is written just like the HP pairing with the seme first and uke last.

Sasuke X Naruto

Itachi X Naruto

Itachi X Sasuke X Naruto

Itachi X Sasuke

Orochimaru X Naruto

Kabuto X Naruto

Shikamaru X Naruto

Shikamaru X Temari

Gaara X Naruto

Kankuro X Naruto

Shino X Naruto

Kiba X Naruto

Kiba X Hinata

Shino X Hinata

Kakashi X Naruto

Kakashi X Iruka

Deidara X Sasori

..I think that's all of them.

As for the things I like in the Naruto stories: Most of it revolves around Naruto being hated by the village and thinking no one loves him with the occasional he runs away and meets one of the Akatsuki and he joins willingly. Things along those lines and that sums up all of it really. Also I like reading the ones that have Sakura and Ino bashings as well.

Some Information on the kind of Inuyasha stories I like including pairing(s): Do I even need to inform you that it's the same set up as HP and Naruto?

Sesshomaru X Inuyasha

Inuyasha X Shippo

Shippo X Inuyasha

Koga X Inuyasha

Naraku X Inuyasha

Miroku X Inuyasha.

The things I like to read in these stories is Kagome bashings because I just don't like her. Also most of the stories I like fall along the lines of Inuyasha not being liked by like any demons or humans and running away and stuff...you get the picture.

Favorite Harry Potter characters: These are not necessarily in order by who I like best and stuff it's just who I like and stuff.

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter

Tom Riddle

Lucius Malfoy

Severus Snape

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lily Potter

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Bill Weasley

Charlie Weasley

Ron Weasley- on occasions

Ginny Weasley- when the story entails that she and Harry are only friends and have only brother/sister love

Hermione Granger- on occasions

Luna Lovegood-she's loopy and awsome

Bellatrix Lestrange- crazy people she's great

Neville Longbottom

..possiblity that there are more and my mind just can't find them.

Favorite Naruto characters: Again not necessarily in order of who I like better and such.

Naruto

Sasuke

Kakashi

Kiba

Shino

Shikamaru

Gaara

Kankuro

Deidara

Sasori

Itachi

Orochimaru

Kabuto

Temari

Hinata

Favorite Inuyasha characters: Same as the first two.

Inuyasha

Sesshomaru

Koga

Shippo

Naraku

Miroku

Kagura

Kanna

Least Favorite Harry Potter characters/Naruto characters/ Inuyasha characters: This isn't in order of who I like better, but it is in order by the series name.

Dumbledore

Mad-Eye

Peter Pettigrew

most other characters not mentioned in my favs.

Most others not mentioned-Sakura, Ino, and so on.

Most others not mentioned-Kagome, Kikiyo(sp?), and so on.

I don't think there is anything else to put other then I like Happy Endings in the stories I read. I hate having the loving couples split up and such.

Here's some stupid/funny whatever you wanna call it stuff. I think most of it was found on other people's profiles, but like yeah...

You Know It's gonna be a bad day when:

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle.

While following a group of Hell's Angels, you tap your horn accidentally and it sticks.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

Name ten of your favorite Harry Potter characters in any order

1. Draco Malfoy

2. Harry Potter

3. Tom Riddle

4. Bellatrix Lestrange

5. Fred Weasley

6. George Weasley

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Sirius Black

9. Lily Evans

10. Charlie Weasley

1. Have you ever read a 5/10 fic? Fred/Charlie nope

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? TMR yeah and before he changes into Voldy HOT!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? George X Draco well Lucius would say something rude about George and Molly would insist that they get married and Draco would probably freak out and state that he should be seme instead of uke.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? Lily. I don't actually go looking for stories about her, but all of the ones that I have read involve her being a horrible mother so really..no.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Luna X Harry to me no, but then again I don't think Harry should be with girls so...plus she goes with Neville.

6. Four and eight or four and nine? Bellatrix/Sirius or Bellatrix/Lily Personally I would have to say neither because well I'm not one for girl on girl and Bellatrix and Sirius are related..very close cousins..though if I had to choose I would say four and eight.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a relationship? Luna discovered TMR/Sirius...knowing her she would just smile and say something totally random to them before leaving...that's just how she is...

8. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Bellatrix/Charlie...I highly doubt it.

9. Suggest a title for a one/five hurt/comfort fic. Draco/Fred uhm..wow hard there...maybe..uh...The trick that hurt? or something...

10. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to suduce one? Bellatrix/ Draco. Well, for a plot of Bell suducing Drac I would have to say that she is a little less crazy and that she does what all girls do when they want to suduce. Dress in skimpy clothes and flirt.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? Nine slash? Luna...no Lily...no.

12. If you wrote a song fic about ten which song would you choose? Charlie: Wild Ride..or Wild thing

13. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Harry/Tom/George This is going to be one of the craziest threesomes you shall ever read..or beware hot threesome ahead. You have been warned.

14. What pick up line might eight use on ten? Sirius/Charlie Knowing Sirius is a prankster I would say 'Want to see my dragon?'

FUNNY TRUE SIGNS:

At a train station: KEEP BACK FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE...or you may get sucked off

At a zoo: PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. THANK YOU.

In a bathroom: OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance.

On a machine: CAUTION! This machine has no brain. Use your own.

In a subway car: Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing.

At a park: ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS: Pick up after your dog. Thank you. ATTENTION DOGS: Grrrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog.

At a downtown shop: MR. TOSKANA has had an EXPENSIVE divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON!

At the a mall: PLEASE don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor--the cockroaches are getting cancer.

It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

There’s no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

When life gives you lemons, you’d better wait for it to give you some sugar first or else you’ll have some really nasty-tasting lemonade.

I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.

Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. -- George W Bush

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Smile and the world smiles with you...Fart and you stand alone

Now about my stories...story that is still in progress Bloody Elves! I know it is taking me a long time to update, but I am slowly, but surely getting there. Also I am going back and redoing the first like nine chapters of the story and then I shall post the other update so like go read them when they're up.

As for my other story: Hogwarts Academy I think it was called as soon as I am done with B.E. I am going to go back and focus on making it tons better because at the moment it was really rushed and so I need to fix it.

I think that is all about my stories so...yeah.