Hi! I'm theleafylord. I have self image problems and at times I confuse right with left and hurt myself. Just kidding. But not really. Anyway .Here are some things you don't wanna know , but will probably make my fics easier to understand. And some of the chapter names. Also, my other Internet names are Insomniac, Taffer and Timtheenchanter.
Favourite books: Percy Jackson, Eragon, Harry Potter, The circle series by Tamora Pierce, Bartemius Trilogy, Lord of the rings, Edge Chronicles and any book by Eion Colfer, and The Basilisk Manga., Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy and the Black Magicians Trilogy.
Favourite Movies: Monty Python and the holy grail, Anchorman, the naked gun series, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith and the Lord of the rings trilogy. Blades of Glory, the nightmare before christmas.
Favoirite bands, in order of remberness:
KoRn, NOFX, Bloodhound Gang, GreenDay, The Offspring, Blink182, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Panic!At the Disco, Linkin Park, , Coldplay, My Chemical Romance, Sum41, The Sex Pistols, Nirvana,Tenacious D,Hole,Escape the fate, The clash,Glaskas,Billy Talent Muse+44, AC DC, the beatles, Gorrilaz, Fokoffpolisiekar, Bok van Blerk., Staind, Oasis, The White Stripes, Foo Fighters, Judas Priest, The Used, System of a Down, Red Lights In June, Slipknot, Seether, Tweak(crash car burn),Blur.
Age:16
Eyes: Yellow-Green
Height:6'00 foot
Weight: 150 pounds.
So if you see a guy with those statistics, the odds are probably less than zero that it's me. Sometimes, I make funny hand symbols.
My fics:
Last of the forsworn
Eragon fan fic. Despite weird belief, Eragon doesn't serve Galbatorix in the story. It is a weird story with the plotline that Galbatorix isin't the only member of the forsworn to survive. The other survivor becomes Eragon's new master and exposes the lies of the elves.
Life of a sky Pirate
Side story. I write parts of this story whenever I'm bored or nervous. It doesn't really have a plot.Just a whole bunch of pointlessness.After reading Clash of the sky galleons i'm not sure if I should continue with it.
Fall of the sea god
Part 1 in a percy jackson trilogy. I would make it one really big story, but I need the time to completely revise the next year so this fic will end in a dramatic way. And with karaoke. All my fics end with Karaoke.
Deadly Alliance
Sequel to Fall of the Sea god. New alliances are formed, including one that makes no sense, except that's it's perfect. Also, it's where the seagod gets up. I actaully tried to write in a serious manner on this fic, but I failed. All I did was kill of most of the humour. I am however, returning the my old style of writing. Next update will take some time. I've just read Titans curse and the next chapter is being rewrittnen. For the forth time. I keep losing track of what I'm doing.
Along Comes Mary
Random one shots that make no sense. I'm planning on turning it into the "School of how to write Percy Jackson" fanfic, with Along comes Mary and Character Rape Incorpercated as the curriculum. Also feautures an hyped up oracle, a Mary Sue queen, and too many randomnesses.
The greatest hero who ever lived
My entry in the PJO writing contest. Features a sort of Fate and Percy Versus the Lady and Rincewind plot. If you're going to review it, please give it a mark out of ten or something. The next chapter is practically finished, but I'm not sure I we're still doing the contest.Will upload second chapter when I find it.
Takan's secret herbs:
Story that's centred around random ideas I have, and the general Chaos theory. Not sure how or if I'm going to continue with it, since I've effectivly written myself into a corner. Then I wrote myself out of it. Now I'm scared. I'm gonna start working on the sequel as soon as I can't.
Metal Half God
I'm not ever a bit sure about this one. Percy starts a new life, as he would've if he didn't live in a children's book. Is also the most loggical story I ever wrote.
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