Profile Updated: Sunday, 27th of April, 2008

Description of me, the author...
Real Name: Bonnie
Date of Birth: October 17th, 1992
Place of Residence: Scotland
Status: In love with many fictional or famous and therefore unatainable men
Appearance: Tall, (5'7" and a half) slim, fair-medium skin, shoulder-length light brown, wavy hair, green/hazel eyes, falls over a lot, almost always seems tipsy though hardly ever drinks…
Musical Preferences: anything, really. I like musicals, at the moment.
Contact Me: Just PM me.

Description of Anne, the character...
Age in fics: 15 unless otherwise stated
Origin: English
Accent: Standard English
Place of Residence: London
Status: In love with Jack Dawkins (but shhh...)
Appearance: 5'6", slim, fair-medium skin, shoulder blade-length dark brown, wavy hair, hazel/brown eyes.

Disclaimer: I certify that I am the author of all my work posted on FanFiction.net but I am not in any way responsible for the creation of the categories under which my stories fall, (Charles Dickens, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Discword etc.) They are the work of the authors/directors/script writers/other people involved and I am not attempting to make any money out of my fics, nor am I attempting plagiarism. Thank god I got that cleared up nice and early!Upcoming stories...

If you believe that Sparrabeth shall always be superior over Willabeth no matter what for such reasons as:

-Will is gone for eternity, and Elizabeth needs some type of adult male companionship

-Jack and Elizabeth are both pirates, while Will despises pirates

-Elizabeth was willing to betray Will to see what it tasted like

-They both have an obvious love for the sea

-They both long for freedom

-The glances shared between the two throughout the movies do nothing but bring curiosity as to their relationship

-The princess and the rogue is far more interesting then the princess and the... second princess

-Elizabeth was willing to sail to the ends of the earth and beyond to get Jack back

-Jack has obvious feelings towards Elizabeth, hence why he is always singing the song she taught him and why at the end of AWE he told Elizabeth to keep telling herself that it wouldn't work out between the two

then copy and paste this on your profile!

Heartless
Pirates of The Caribbean
If only the key to Jack's heart were as easy to hold on to as that of Davy Jones. J/E pairing. Sometime during DMC (contains spoilers).

Perfection
Pirates Of The Caribbean
If it's true then why defy it? Oh, there are so many reasons... J/E pairing, may contain DMC spoilers.

(On FictionPress.com)

Smoke & Ashes
Action
Gangster story written like a play/film script. Diarmuid O'Connel is an Irish gang boss in 1930s Boston and Siobhan is his friend. This story is about when Robert "Bobby" Newton arrives from Chicago to work for him. Sorry about the crap summary, it's hard to describe this one. It's actually not a book, it's screenplay for a film. Should be up soon.

The Chocolate Man
Children's/Comedy
This is about a man who works in a chacolate factory. Sorry for rubbish summ. and title, I've actually forgotten what this one's about, ha ha!

The Price Of Indecision
Pirates of The Caribbean
Formerly know as Another Day and Is this the end? Full summary inside. I hope it helps! Sparrabeth, CONTAINS DMC SPOILERS! PS, I've taken out the chapter called Is This The End? to edit it and so I don't spoil the ending for new readers, if I get any!

No Going Back
Pirates of The Caribbean
This used to be a oneshot romance with my character, Rose, but I've changed to a post-DMC Sparrabeth. It might go somewhere, it depends on reviews! If you think it could go somewhere PLEASE REVIEW! There aren't really any spoilers, just so you know.

In A Moment
My first fansong. Yay! OK, it's a Sparrabeth set in Dead Man's Chest, it's a song and it took me about 15 minutes to write but I'm pretty proud of it! Anyway, please R&R. PS. Ye'd best watch out, mate, here there be spoilers!

The Lost Script

(On FictionPress.com)

The Storm
Horror
Life before the storm was sweet. Nothing could have prepared me for what was to come...

Tree Poem/The Climber
Poem
Poem about a girl climbing a huge tree. Vivid, mostly non-rhyming.

The Chocolate Man
Children's/Comedy
This is about a man who works in a chacolate factory. Sorry for rubbish summ. and title, I've actually forgotten what this one's about, ha ha!

Quotes From My Life
Me:

Oh my god it's a flying plane!

Harold, there's a star in the sky - oh my god there are lots!

I'm not hyper, I'm a hummingbird!

(Looking into a field) There are things growing!

My life is like a bad joke book.

I'm not hyper, I'm having a stroke!

Ah, Bonnie has found some underwear. Now she be queen!

Ooh, a DUDE. It's mine!

Jack arrived today but I had to send him back because he was faulty. (Sob)

I hate keeping my patience, it really pisses me off.

It's all madness! But take care, if you're not careful it can go to your BRAIN.

(Talking about Subway sandwiches to friend who doesn't like raw cheese) Don't worry, you can't taste the cheese for the yumminess.

(Runs into wall) Wee!

(When Mum wasn't listening) I'm harbouring Iraqis in my bedroom. I'm selling weapons to the Chinese. I'm selling state secrets to the Russians. I'm a giant bat.

To everyone who reads this...
I love reading, writing and I am prone to having obsessions. Those things collided in my mind to spark my imagination for fanfics. I am currently in the process of writing about 20 non-fanfic books, at least one of which I am planning on making into a film when I’m older. I love writing one-shot romances but I might get around to writing a longer fic. If you like my stories take a look at my fictionpress profile and stories, (http://www.fictionpress.com/u/559224/). If you read my fics or stories, I hope you enjoy them, and to anyone who leaves comments, thanks for taking the time!

My review of Dead Man's Chest:

Right, I'm going to get to my point: I love the first one, I love the second one. There, ha ha! No, really, I'll explain.

I loved the first one because of: Johnny Depp, Keith Richards, an outstanding wardrobe, Gore Verbinski and the many many crates of eyeliner that must have been supplied to keep Johnny going! OK I admit it, I am in love with Jack Sparrow ("Captain!") but really CotBP made me find out more about pirates and now I'm even doing my written piece for my first standard-grade (GCSE) exam on pirates! I loved it so much, but to tell you the truth I never saw it in the cinema. However I have now seen it about 65 times. I really wish I had kept a count of it!

On the other hand I saw the second one 3 times in the cinema, twice dressed as Jack (yes, very obsessed), one of those two times I even had the eyes drawn on my face but they came off during the film because I was too hot and they were only water-colour pencil.

I have changed my mind over this a few times but since seeing the 2nd film again I have decided that I really do prefer Pirates 2. The reason basically is that the first one is VERY Disney. The main romance plot, the hero, (Will), yada yada. In DMC, however, the plot is much darker, and I like that. The baddies are scarier, the romance plot is MUCH more complicated and interesting (heh heh heh...) and the end is totally shocking! I am guessing everything will be wrapped up nice and Disney-style in Pirates 3, so I expect 2 will always be my favourite. There are my reasons, and for anyone who doesn't like reading long reviews here is the basic outline of my review:

I LOVE THIS ONE MORE BECAUSE IT'S DARKER AND LESS DISNEY-ISH ALTHOUGH THE FIRST ONE WAS BRILLIANT, TOO.

There. Thankyou for reading.

Random stuff...

Join my YouTube group for people who go hyper and say crazy stuff when watching PotC, www.youtube.com/group/crazypiratespeople

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you cried when you found out that Johnny Depp is getting married, put this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you break out in random laughing fits for no apparent reason that last for minutes or even hours on end, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

The character of Jack Sparrow was originally just a simple pirate. The Captin Jack Sparrow we all know and love was completely invented by Johnny Depp, based on his idol, Keith Richards, the ex-Rolling Stone.

Michael Keaton, Jim Carrey, and Christopher Walken were all considered for the role of Captain Jack Sparrow. Interesting though some of these would have been, I’m sure I speak for most of us when I say THANK GOD JOHNNY DEPP GOT IT!

If you liked my stories then you'll probably like the ones in my favourites!

If you can think of anyone else who would like my stories can you please ask them to read and review? Thanks!

A bit of randomness: Recently I had a dream that Johnny Depp was made a Saint. It was very random.

For more Pirates of the Caribbean trivia and goofs go to: www.imdb.com

If you have read this far you have too much spare time. Thanks for reading!