Saber Jacob Flaire is my image. He's mah 'lil emo boy! (yeh, I drew that.)

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Name: O' Future Ruler Maria Larry, Maria, Daxnassrac, Dax

Sex: Female

Age: Vampire.

Hair: Long, Brown (some natural, blonde highlights)

Eyes: Swampy Brown

Fav color: Green then Black then Red then Brown then Yellow

Religion: Christian

Favourite Bad Guy: Aro (from Twilight, New Moon to be specific)

Favourite Artists: Nine Inch Nails, Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Virgin Millionaires, Paramore, Flyleaf, Rx Bandits (they're pretty good), Evanescence, Within Temptation, The Cure (one of Dad's faves), Duran Duran (one of Mom's faves), Dead or Alive, Matchbox Twenty, and finally Depeche Mode

Favourite Songs: Eye By Smashing Pumpkins, 3's and 7's By Queens of the Stone Age, Save a Prayer By Duran Duran, Miss Murder By AFI, Get Over It By OKGO, Love Song By Sara Bareilles (I sing it pretty well, it's right in my range), Disease By Matchbox Twenty, What is Love By Haddaway, Caribbean Blue By Enya, How Does It Feel By Blue Monday, Don't You Want Me Baby By Human League, and You Spin Me Right Round (like a record) By Dead or Alive

Cousin: J5550123 (older cousin, boy, like mah older bro)

Friends: Second in Command Bob Curly (or Bob), Kaya the Hedgechidna (AKA Third in Command Boo Moe or just Kaya), Fourth in Command Cixalea Jwan (or Jwan)

Fav couplings:

Yu-Gi-Oh:

Jess (Crazy's OC)/Kaiba

Digimon:

Tai/Sora
Kari/TK
Davis/Sakurah (OC, and yes, I am very much aware I spelled "Sakura" incorrectly)

Pokemon (Oh yeah, that's right):

Ash/Misty (that's the only one I care for...)

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:

Haruhi/Kyon

Ouran Highschool Host Club:

Haruhi/Tamaki

Vampire Knight:

Yuuki/Zero (Don't eat me!)
Satomi (OC)/Ichijou

Chibi Vampire/Karin:

Karin/Usui
Ren/Hiro (her real name's Chihiro. OC)

Rave Master:

ElliexHaru
MusicaxMelody II (OC)

Harry Potter:

Ron/Hermione
Harry/Ginny
Harry/Hermione
Ron/Luna
Ron/Erica (OC)
Bill/Angama (OC)
Draco/Adriana (Hannah's OC)

Maximum Ride:

Max/Fang
Kumali(Jwan's OC)/Iggy
Kisha(Ahsik) (OC)/Deveann (OC)
Adriana (OC)/Kai (OC)
Raivin (Jwan's OC)/Static (Jwan's OC)
Lisa (OC)/Static (Jwan's OC)

Kingdom Hearts:

Riku/Clairice (OC)
Axel/Clairice (OC)
Sora/Kairi
Roxas/Namine
Roxas/Dyreuxa (Jwan's OC)
Max (Jwan's OC, Sora's kid)/Ahleyx (Did I spell that right? Jwan's OC)

Quotes:
"He is OTIS and I like him, because he reminds me of Shadow. And his friend is DOVER. And OTIS is awesome."-Me, singing terribly about an OTIS brand elevator.
"This is exactly what Shadow would wear if he were a cowboy!"-Me.
"You're an idiot." Me "You just called yourself an idiot." Voice in my head. "I know but it was worth it." Me
"Ello govenah!" Me in an english accent. "I'm not the governer." Breeze. "You are now..." I said it really creepy and flirty like and we both shuddered. "Ello govenah!" Me again. "I am NOT the governer!" Breeze again. "How many times must I keep telling you you are..." I used the creepy voice again and we both go "ew..."
"You're a sick hillbilly!" Breeze's brother. Then I cracked up.
"Check out my skills, I'm like Spiderman!" My friend, and his yoyo.
"Let's all sing the Deveann song! D-E-V-E-A-N-N! D-E-V-E-A-N-N! D-E-V-E-A-N-N! D-E-V-E-A-N-N! Yaaaaaay!" Me and Jwan. I made up the Deveann song.
"It's like one 'o them love vans or somethin'." Me.
"Fine. O' Future Ruler Maria Larry is way totally eviller than me." Lord Voldemort in a pink dress.
"It's creepy. You're just sitting in the living room and suddenly the toilet starts playing music." - My mom.
"Why is everyone obsessed with eating me?!" - Ahleyx
"Roller Coaster of Love just killed my vibe!" - Me.
"Iggy's a sexy pig!" Me, Second in Command Bob Curly, Cix, Ahleyx, and the Christmas tree with the English accent. (You think I'm kidding but I'm not.)
"Oh, Fang! You're so strong and MANLY!" Me pretending to be Max. "(ahem) Yes, I am." Me pretending to be Fang.
"Screw the world, it's Friday." Me and my friend after a hard test that we got a horrible grade on.
"I love you so much, you little weirdo." Saber. "Yeah, love you, too, freak." Me.
"We've gone from little tree to cannibalism in two seconds." Me "Yeah, cuz somebody's on the phone!" Second in Command Bob Curly. Her brother was on the phone, listening in. We were threatening to eat him.
"He ticked me off so I calmly kicked him and erased the scribbles from my paper." Me
"My parents don't hate you, you're just like me." Me "Yeah, but you're their child. They'll love you regardless." Bella. "I know that wasn't meant to sound like an insult, but it did." Me
"How do you spell 'nyaeh'?" Ahleyx
"I don't have any lotion!" My little cousin's friend. "Yes you do! Remember? You were all, 'See the lotion on my hands?' and I was like, 'Dude! You're so gay!" My little cousin's other friend. (my little cousin and the friends just mentioned are all boys)
"Sit down, shut up, I rock at this job." My friend, we were at a museum and he sat down at a teacher's desk.
"What's two plus two?" My friend, still sitting at the teacher's desk. "Eight!" Random kid sitting at a desk. "Retard!" My friend, points at random kid.
"I'm gonna be a pimp when I grow up." Same friend that sat at teacher's desk, different day. "Dude... you're like... a skinny white emo boy." Other friend. (later, recaps conversation to Cix) "Oh... my gosh... I am so drawing Fang as a pimp!" Me.
"I'm going to lead a revolt against Mr. M and James Patterson all at the same time. It'll be like a combo meal!" Me, again.
Playing CatchPhrase: "What's Maria's favourite word?" Bob. "Pimp!" Me.
"She's not ignoring you, she's acknowedging you like you don't exist." Cixalea to Bob about Me.
"You can't take my pants!" - Bob (a girl) when picking out outfits on a video game.
"Cheese! Oops! I mean corn!" - Me, I'd been saying corn all night randomly.
"I'll eat food, but I won't eat desks." Me, I was being sarcastic, I can't remember why.
Later: "Who wants cheesecake?" - Ahleyx. "Well, at least it's not a table." - Me. "I believe it was desk." - Bob. "Oh yeah!" - Me.
"We were making fun of the window-"- Cixalea "I like the Wiggles!" - Bob
"Our grass is all natural." - Cix. "Yeah, all naturally dead." - Me
"Two words. Alien abduction. - Me, talking about Bob. "It happened when you were wearing that big tin foil hat." - Cix "I did like that there tin foil hat." - Bob with a cowboy hat on and a western accent.
"You better say the right phrase back or face reprimand." Me, asking Bob what my phrase is. "That means death." - Cix
"The piano was coming at me fast. And I turned to my brother and said, 'I wish I had a man voice.'" - Bob, you have to read "Faxness Galore and Much More" to get the joke.
"I know how disco started! They were sticking their fingers in the light sockets then reaching up to the dicso ball to make it light up!" - Cixalea
"OMG! It's C3PO! I love that guy!" Bob "No, don't touch the TV." Ahleyx "But I wanna kiss him!" Bob
(Makes guitar sounds) - Me "Guitar!" Bob "Okay, it's something we've been studying in school..." Me "Guitar...Slavery! Guitar magnetism!" Bob, we were playing catchphrase again.
"What do you call it when you fry a cute little puppy." Bob "Abuse!" Me "No, you like put mustard and ketchup on it." - Bob "Popular sovereignty!" - Cix
It was Halloween and two of my friends were fighting. "What's wrong with Noah tonight?" - Ahleyx. "Yeah, he's so moody!" - Bob "Menopause." - Me (yeah, Noah's a boy. And neither Ahleyx, Bob, nor I were fighting with him)

List of Recommended Fics:

"Forgive Me Sora, I've Been Dying For Three Years" (Kingdom Hearts) By Fourth in Command Cixalea Jwan
"MR: Bloodlust", "Max Has a Boyfriend? And It's Not Fang", and "MR: Bloodlust 2: Queen of Hearts: Temp PSTPND" (Maximum Ride) By Hiwatari-Angel-15
"Twisted Nerve" (Maximum Ride) By a fairytale tragedy (Bella)
"The Run Away" (Maximum Ride) By Kaya the Hedgechidna
"Fang's Goin' Commando" (Maximum Ride) By Me and Miyusakota
"My Waking Nightmare" (Maximum Ride) By God-of-goats-loves-books
"Out in the Open" and "Relocation" (Maximum Ride) By WANNABE-AUTHOR92
"The Last Snape" (Harry Potter) By Second in Command Bob Curly
"The Second Meeting" (Spirited Away) By Sora Hoshi
"Lonesome Memories" (Princess Mononoke) By Winterwing3000
"Run Away With Me" and "Create A Chain" By Nightwingstar
"A Little Place Called Home" By Myrah (I haven't finished reading it yet but if you do, go ahead and read the sequel. "A Little Person Called God")

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