mood/iffy, kind of inspired~; doing/ nothing much; reading/ great expectations by charles dickens; listening to/ hollywood by cute is what we aim for; watching/ criminal minds;

let's get physical:

my name is victoria isabel in real life
i'm fourteen as of april fifteenth, two-thousand and nine
i'm a girlllll
my hair is frizzy-ish, curly-ish, long-ish, and brown-ish blond-ish in color
my eyes are hazel-y green, and i wear glasses
i'm over weight and tall for my age

now tell us about yourselfff:

people say i'm all sorts of things
funny, sarcastic, bitchy, rude, trust worthy, argumentative, shy, kind, friendly, mean, out going, introverted, anti-social, perverted, hot tempered
i love to laugh; tell me a good joke and we will be friends forever
i'm not 'cool' or 'responsible' or 'a good influence' in any meaning of the words
i drink a lil', swear a lil', and do things a lil' bit differently
i'm pretty much average

we'd like to hear about your hobbiessss:

well, i obviously like fan fiction; i've been on the site for three or four years already
yes, you read that right; i joined up when i was ten and was posting stories by the time i was eleven, though they are no longer up
i love love love to read; i can go through a three hundred page book like a hot knife through butter
movies are another passion of mine; it's great fun to go see a film with my friends, or even sit at home and rent a dvd
i have a rottweiler named rocky who is a great big mush, a german shepherd who likes to act tough (lucas), a pittbull who wakes me up with kisses (ollie), and a ferocious shepherd-pitt mix who barks at thunder (maddie)
travel is so interesting to me; when i get out of school i want to travel the world
video games are fantabulous; playing them is always fun

what's your take on . . . :

yaoi/gay and yuri/lesbian pairings?

i personally read both. if i feel two characters go good together, than god damn it, they are going to be together! i understand if some don't like the idea of two men or two women characters getting together, but that is their opinion.

homosexuals in real life?

love is love. it knows no boundaries. age, race, gender, nothing is sacred to love except itself. women will love other women, just as men will love other men. people will just have to learn to accept it.

religion?

i personally (haha, i like using those words~) do not believe that there is an all-seeing power up in the sky. i believe that everything can be explained. it's great if you believe in god or whatever you want to call him-her-them-it. i won't bash any specific religion here, or in real life. it's just that i find it a little humorous to believe in some 'greater power' that thinks it is good to kill millions of people daily by disasters and diseases and murders. a true 'god' would love the people who believe.

do you have any amusing or wise words?:

friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on - robert bloch
time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - louis hector berloiz
never take life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway
the average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
there are no stupid questions, only stupid people
behind every successful man is a surprised woman - maryon pearson
flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss - douglas adams
the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain - lily tomlin
duct tape is like the force - it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together
he who laughs last didn't get it
everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film
there are three sides of any argument - your side, my side, and the right side
in god we trust; all others must pay cash
cheese, milk's leap towards immortality - clifton fadiman
a word to the wise ain't neccessary; it's the stupid ones who need the advice - bill cosby
two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the universe - albert einstein

the odds and ends:

i'll be going into high school as of two thousand and ten
i have four super real bestfriends, the kind that don't need to be told to keep a secret between us; hats off to kaitlyn, sabrina, sarah, and arianna
my family consists of my maternal grandparents, my mother, and my younger sister
i would include my dog, but he's mean
my goal in life is to do whatever the fuck i want; nothing will limit me except maybe money
i curse like one bad-ass motherfucker, but i've kept it pretty tame for this profile (just for you, :) )
i'm pretty much on indefinite hiatus; don't be expecting new crap from me, because you most likely won't get it unless you least expect it
i'm cold in the summer and freezing in the winter; don't even mention spring and fall
autumn is my favorite season
teal is my favorite color
updates will come infrequently, normally when i just want to rant about something
i'm always looking for new stories, new quotes, new communities, new sites, new authors; hell, pm me to just say hello~

the latest in your life:

august thirteenth, two thousand and nine
ho hurm. got myself a new profile, finally. only been three to four months.
currently on a 'four brothers' kick. there is just something incredibly sexy about men with guns. ;D
been toying with a few ideas for one-shots and stories and whatnot.
watched 'wanted' recently; holy hell, can anyone say plot twist?
also watched almost all of 'death race'; who won?! an adult came home, so i had to change the channel right where the final race started. D:
and now i'm going to go and watch 'lord of the flies' because i can never seem to get a chance to read the book.
have fun with the remainder of your summers, folks!
~gwenny

august eighteenth, two thousand and nine
man, am i fricking cold. recently found out that my best friend is in california, and my other biffel is down in delaware. what the hell.
went to woodstock, new york on saturday; also went way up into the catskills. towns up there are crazy, man. i saw a house for sale that included a mobile home. how weird is that?
i cannot wait to go home on saturday. as many of you do not know, i've been at a secluded aunt's house for the summer. i've been home a handful of times, and my family was in the middle of moving up until a week ago. i didn't help at all. the most i did was paint my room and pack. oh yeah, it was awesome, but i'm seriously missing the fam.
oh well.
still toying with the ideas; kinda got some shit concrete, don't know when or if i'll post anything. the thing is, i can make up plots, i just can't write them down. i just don't have that way with words. D:
'nick and norah's infinite playlist' was infinitely cute. :) i just love micheal cera. he's so awkwardly gawky and cute. i just want to pinch his cheeks. XD
anyway, i'mma go and do something else now.
catch ya on the flip side, yeah?
~gwenny

august twenty first, two thousand and nine
so. i may or may not be getting a seven month old shitzue-pug puppy named junior who i really want to call jack. see, my best friend got his sister, bella. the family who owned the parents and remaining puppies split up; the wife took her daughter and bella's mother, but left her husband with their son and three dogs: jack, a big dog; jimbo, bella's father; and junior, bella's brother. the husband has decided that he does not want jimbo and junior any more, and if he can't find homes for them withing a week they are going to the pound. now, my friend was so worked up about them, worried that if the duo went to the pound then they would inevitably end up dead, she asked me to ask both my parents and my aunt (an avid animal lover,) if we would take one of them, junior especially. and here's the thing - i've got a hundred and thirty pound plus, temper-mental rottweiler who hasn't been around another dog in upwards of three years. he's got food aggression and is perpetually in a bad temper. but i really really really want junior/jack.
so there's that. on other news, i'm going home tomorrow, which means i'll probably-maybe-just slightly upload something. no clue what yet, still have to write it. ;)
in the same train of thought, as i will be going home to unpack and get ready for my first, torturous year of high school, i will probably have even less time and inclination to update. heh, talk about a double edged sword.
~gwenny

january first, twenty ten
soooo, welcome to the new decade? heheheh~
i've got a few major changes in my life, like: high school, a new puppy, a new school, a move, and several changes in friends.
anyway - last night was new year's, as everyone knows. sabrina was over (strawberrytenten,) and we got to talking about fanfiction, and how i never write anymore. i silently made a new years' resolution to write something, since she so complimented my writing skills, haha~
so. i've got a weekend left in winter vacation, and midterms are starting january thirtieth. i'll try to get something out there. i don't know the category, since i haven't been too interested in anything lately. but, i did go and see sherlock holmes today, so maybe i'll whip up a little something something. ;)
alright, it's almost eleven o'clock, and i've got nine chapters of great expectations to read, science review to get done, and studying to procastinate on.
~gwenneth

and your closing note:

remember, kids; drugs are for tools, underage drinking is for hobos (hell yes, i just proved myself a hypocrite), stay in school if you want to be cool, and always read and review :)