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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. --Basics-- Name: Brianna --Favorites-- Color: Black and Red Cartoon: Total Drama Island (it's so stupid, it's funny) Drink: White Chocolate Mocha from Starbucks Alcoholic Beverage: Though I don't drink alcohol, I have tasted it... I like wine coolers Quote: "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person." --Do You-- Have any siblings: 2 --Love & All That Crap-- Ever been in love: Yes --This or That-- Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit --Have You Ever-- Danced in a public place: Yes Talked to someone you don't know: Yes --Random & Silly Junk-- Are you a virgin: Yes If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off. If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit, PrinsessOfDeath, I.bashed.Voldie's.head, Breenarose Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this on your profile. If you are weird and proud of it, put this on your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname title or anything else for each other, put this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, put this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and you are proud of it, put this on your profile. If you have a wide range of interests, put this on your profile. If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile. If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. 92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think that girls should rule the world and it would be a better place because of it then copy this onto your profile. (HECK YEAH!) Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days." Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" I agree with the dictionary. gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy I support GAY RIGHTS so I MUST fit in with everyone I HANG OUT with teenage drinkers and smokers so I MUST smoke and drink too I have ARTISTIC TALENT so I MUST think little of those who don't I have a DIFFERENT sense of humor so I MUST be crazy I tell people OFF so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch My hair gets GREASY a lot so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm DEFENSIVE so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch I wear TIGHT CLOTHES so I MUST be a whore I'm a NUDIST so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs I read COMICS so I MUST be a loser I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I'm GOTH so I MUST be a satanist I like to DANCE so I MUST want to show off my body and screw everyone in the club I'm a CROSSDRESSER so I MUST be a homosexual I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I'm a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I WATCH PORN so I MUST be pereverted I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm a YOUNG WRITER so I MUST be Emo I'm CANADIAN so I MUST talk with a funny accent I'm a GUY so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend I'm CANADIAN so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm DISABLED so I MUST be on Welfare I laugh at MYSELF so I MUST have low self-esteem I'm a FEMINIST so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on earth I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have a stereotype I WEAR a big sun hat when I go outside so I MUST be stupid I like BLOOD so I MUST be a vampire I'm ALBINO so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer I'm ENGLISH so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I'm WHITE so I MUST be responsible for everyone going wrong on this planet: past, present, and future I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST steal, lie, and cheat I don't like YAOI or YURI so I MUST be a homophobe I'm not the most POPULAR person in school so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIROMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE so I MUST be against abortian I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every girl I see I like CARTOONS so I MUST be irresponsible I like READING so I MUST be a loner I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided I'm WICCAN so I MUST be a Satanish I DISAGREE with my government so I MUST be a terrorist I'm a WITCH so I MUST be an old hag and fly around on a broomstick I love YAOI so I MUST be gay I'm a PERSON so I MUST be labeled I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos I go on the INTERNET so I MUST have no social life I go to RENFAIRS so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I'm GAY so I MUST be after every straight guy around I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting I love MARCHING BAND so I MUST be a friendless freak I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life I'm a TEENAGER so I MUST have no clue Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara-kun, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi 2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruSasu, NejiGaa, ItaSasu (I don't condone incest I just think it's hot) 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Erm...Yaoi! Most definitely 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes, Gaara-kun if he ever turns away from Neji. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru just reverse the SemeUke pattern! 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 10. Do you support the obito theory? Nope 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Heck yes! 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? In fanfictions, definitely pro. In the manga, I want to rip his head off so anti. 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? sobs hysterically Noooo! 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yeah 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nope. 17. Sub or dub? Sub 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro after she gets over Sasuke 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Dur! Who doesn't?! 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Can we combine those and say Ugly Beast 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Itachi or Sasuke definitely, they just look pretty. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome!! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Naruto- Monosyllabic and uncaring (at least in my opinion) 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Hells yeah! 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Most definitely. 27. Do you like lemons? Who doesn't?! 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Only what I've ranted about. 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No, sorry. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Nope 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes, my brother. 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What is this?' No 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yeah, I got into a fight with some kid who said NaruHina was meant to be. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No...I hardly go anywhere where there's Naruto merchandise. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Sadly no T.T 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No...just...no 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? Just on a whim but no gallery 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Hells NO! He's creepy looking! 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Not yet. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes, but it has nothing to do with what I have written thus far. Favorite Quotes: -“ Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable, we have to alter it every six months.” - “That which doesn’t kill me had made a tactical error.” - “ The best defense is a good offense.” - “Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.” - “When Soubi is sad, he paints what he likes to see.” - “To speak without thinking is to shoot without aiming.” - “The greatest loss in life is not dying, but what dies inside us while we live.” - “Dreaming of a world that’s stopped dreaming of me.” - “Zombies have rights too.” - “The Executioner is shorter than you expect.” - “ Jeans and sneakers do not inspire confidence as ceremonial getup.” - “Just because you’re human doesn’t mean you’re not one of the monsters.” - “ Abstinence is easy for me. Temperance is not.” - “ Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” -“ I always say beauty is sin deep.” -“ I have a rendezvous with Death at some disputed barricade.” -“ An atheist with a cross is a truly pitiful sight.” -“ If you have to be anyone’s property, go with the people you know.” -“ Screaming is for when you don’t have anything better to do.” - “ Paranoia is just another word for longevity.” -“ Never forget who your enemies are.” -“ Everyone is cannon fodder. Eventually.” - “ Fate is dictated by irony. Either that or a dark sense of humor.” -“ AA is for quitters.” -“ Wrist are for girls. I’m going for the neck.” -“ In honor of the suit of broken hearts, Alice will now lop off the queen’s head!” -“ For what we want most, there is a cost that must be paid in the end.” - “ Revenge is best served cold.” -“ May my A.P. Latin mid-term fall down the rabbit hole and drown in a sea of tears!” -“ If I can’t live in a make believe world, can’t I at least pretend or write my own? UNQUESTIONABLY!” -“ The root of evil is desire.” -“ I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” | |||||||
1. A Day In The Forest reviewsMaybe Kakashi and Obito don't dislike each other as much as they let on. ObitoXKakashi Lemon Yaoi - don't like don't read.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-19-09 - Kakashi H. & Obito U. - Complete2. Aishiteru Itachinii reviewsItachi and Sasuke have a heartfelt conversation after their first day of school. ItaSasu - don't like don't read.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-19-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete3. New Beginnings At Christmastime reviewsTenten and Neji are really good friends, could they ever be more?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-15-08 - Neji H. & Tenten - Complete