"Dumbledore, complete with flowered trunks, sunglasses, and a streak of sunscreen on his nose, cleared his throat." -The Black Secret, HP Fanfiction, FFN (I DARE SOMEONE TO DRAW THIS)

Has anyone ever noticed how Voldi's Dark Mark that they cast in the sky GLITTERS? I realize the whole snake and skull is supposed to be foreboding an all, but how scary can it be if it Glitters?

Current Obsession--Harry Potter Fanfiction--I'm reading my old obsessions and finding new ones withing the category...

Has anyone ever noticed that when you put Voldi and Harry together their eyes make Christmas? lolz

You have never truly lived until you have run up the down escalator and down the up escalator yelling either "The British are coming, the British are coming" or "Zombies are going to eat my brains" at your local mall or Air Port. XD

THE ONE THING I LOTHE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A FANFICTION AUTHOR PUBLISHES A STORY AND THEN TAKES LIKE A MONTH TO UPDATE IT, ONLY TO HAVE 2 PAGE CHAPTERS!! THAT IS WHY I ONLY HAVE ONE_SHOTS UP, BECAUSE I KNOW UNLESS I GET 75 THROUGH A STORY BEFORE I PUBLISH IT, IT WILL NEVER GET DONE!! LEARN FROM ME PEOPLE!!

I'm a true YAOI lover; I really don't care what other people think about it, including family. Anything else you through at me is fine straight, yuri (blame this one on my best friend, but I won't specifically go out looking for a yuri fic) you name it. I have a HUGE thing against incest, but if you like it, that’s your choice and I really don't care. I don't mind if it’s like half-siblings, but if its like Sasuke and Itachi, or Ed and Al, than I will KILL: flames in background:

Now, Please don't take offense to this if you write AU stories, but if you're going to put the characters in our world, or in a world that is not theirs (not including cross overs) why not just create your own character? Now, I DO NOT have anything against AU stories, but if it has almost nothing in common with the original except for the characters, you might as well just make up your own characters and try to get it published, right? If you read this, and have an opinion on it, please let me know--its just something that I've randomly thought of many times, and I would like to get other people's opinions on it all.

PLEASE GO TO ADULTFANFICTION.NET AND READ BAKA-SAN'S STORIES, I WROTE THE NARUSASU ONE SHE HAD, BUT ALL OF HER ORIGIONAL WORK IS REALLY GOOD. I KNOW THIS PERSON IN REAL LIFE, WE GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL, AND IT WOULD BE REALLY AWESOME IF YOU WOULD GO CHECK IT OUT. _

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are really random put this on your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you really just want to lie down and die, but don't wish to take your own life, put this in your profile.

If you would be more than willing to have someone come straight out and kill you, and not hold a grudge, put this in your profile.

If the only thing that keeps you going in life is Fiction (Books, movies, manga, anime, fanfiction, ect) put this in your profile.

Ok now on with the:

FAVORITES

Anime/Manga/Fanfiction: FMA, Naruto, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, MAR, Legal Drug, Zatch Bell, YYH, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon(yes I still like the little kid stuff), Rurouni Kenshin, Wolf's Rain, DNAngel, Black Cat, Trinity Blood, Death Note, Chobits, Hana-Kimi, Ouran High School Host Club, Model, Negima, The Cain Saga

Male Characters of All Time: Edward Elric, Garra, Eiji, Yondamie Hokage

Female Characters of All Time: Hinata (kinda sad that I only like one -.-')

Favorite Yaoi Couples (not all): Edward/Roy(FMA), Sasuke/Naruto(NARUOT), Kakashi/Iruka(NARUTO), Shikamaru/Neji(NARUTO), Kiba/Shino(NARUTO), Tezuka/Ryoma(PoT), Fuji/Ryoma(PoT), Eiji/Oishi(PoT), Seto/Jou(Kaiba/Joey)(YU-GI-OH), Hiei/Kurama(YYH), Ichigo/Ishida(BLEACH) (all couples can be reversed EX: SasuNaru-NaruSasu)

Least Favorite(And may have a seizure when seen) Couples: Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Sakura, anything with Sakura unless its Lee, Ed/Al, Sasuke/Itachi

Characters I'm In Love With: Edward Elric(:glomps and Glares: "HE'S MINE!"), Garra, Ryoma, and any and all redheads/orangeheads

Characters I hate with a Passion: Winery Rockbell, Sakura Haruno (Annoying -_-')

RANDOM STUFF ABOUT ME

Likes: BUTT SECKS!! lol seriously...umm...well...that’s a really good question...I like sarcasm...I guess...

Dislikes: Life, reality, humans (is also anti-human)...

Hobbies: Gee, I wonder...(if you honestly can't tell, go kill yourself. Your obviously too stupid to stay alive)

Dreams for the future: None that could come anywhere near being possible

QUOTES

"To fear, is to not believe in one self." -G-I-P

"If at first you don't succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie." -random Naruto pic

"We are not retreating...we are just advancing in another direction" -My friend Jimmy

"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything" -Bill Lyon

"I have not failed...I have just found 10 ways that don't work..." -My friend Jimmy

"An optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds-the pessimist fears that this is true" -James Cabell

"Death is certain, Life is not" -My friend Donna

When death knocks on your door, will you run and hide, or will you be ready to answer? -Me

You never know what’s right around the corner...so live for today, not tomorrow -Me

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck up my nose -ME

A million words won't bring you back, I know because I tried...Neither will a million tears, I know because I cried -Me

"We are all whores, because life screws us over all the time" -Jedi Mistress 1990

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face" -Bern Willams

"Some minds are like concrete-all mixed up and permantly set" -unknown

Some people mumble because roses have thorns...but I'm just glad that thorns have roses -Me

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil, is for good to do nothing" -Edmond Buke

Most people don't know who they are...that’s why they lie, they're afraid someone else will find out before they do -Me

Dance like no one's watching, Love like you've never been hurt, Live like today is your last -Me

The TRUTH may HURT me but the LIES will KILL me -ME

If at first you don't succeed... It must be someone else's fault. Find them; blame them; make them pay! -Me

The only certainty of life is death -ME

"Love from one side hurts, but love from two sides heals." -William Shakespeare

MAN1: "The president doesn't make the rules, the pilgrims make the rules!!" MAN2: "I'd argue with him but history is the only subject he's better than me at." -Earl and brother, My Name is Earl

ANIME QUOTES

"Even a caged bird, when is smartens up...will try to open the change door with its beak...never giving up on its dream to fly free again" -Genma, Naruto chunin exams.

"If you ever make him cry-for something other than his own stupidity-I won't forgive you" -Hiro, Gravitation

“Fire will burn where the leaves dance. The shadow of the fire will light the village and the leaves will sprout once again” -Third Hokage

“Naruto is the boy who will one day become Hokage” -Fifth Hokage

“Below courage there’s nothing” -Hatake Kakashi

“Protect the ones who love the village and believe in you” -Second Hokage

“The comrades in Konoha are parts of my body. The villagers believe in me, and I believe in everyone. That is what a Hokage is supposed to do.” -First Hokage

“I’m going to receive the title of Hokage one day and become greater then any of the Hokages” -Uzumaki Naruto

“The bond between the people important to you ever since birth and the string that binds them becomes thicker and stronger at time goes by…” -Umino Iruka

“The Third didn’t die for nothing. He left something important behind in all of us.” -Hatake Kakashi

“All the ninjas in the hidden village of Konoha have a will of fire. The strong will to protect Konoha. As long as they have that will of fire everyone in this village is family.” -Third Hokage

"Watch out my friends, defeated bad guy falling from the sky!" -Ryo "Shamen King"

"A story that never ends is a cruel fate." -Princess Tutu

FANFICTION QUOTES

"When someone's wish comes true, someone else's goes unfulfilled" -BeccaAmon, "Spiral Falling", AFF

"Encounters are merely future farewells" -BeccaAmon, "Spiral Falling", AFF

“Sasuke, I know trees tend to be difficult and tricky opponents, but I’m not sure you needed to use Chidori on it.” -Hatake Kakashi, Fanfic "Walking Corpse" FFN

“Who are you?” Kakashi eyed his ears and fangs. “I’m getting really tired of that question,” Kyubi grumbled. He put one thumb on his chest and proclaimed, “I’m the fearsome demon fox, other wise known as kitsune, that terrorized your village! The demon who could destroy a whole mountain with a sweep of his tails, Kyubi! Now in cool, compact, humanoid form.” He held out a hand, forming his fingers into a v. -Kakashi and Kyuubi, Fanfic "Sealed Demon and Half Demon" FFN

“I have every right to be protective!” Naruto protested. “I spent nine months in my Orioke no Jutsu form to carry and give birth to her!” -Uzumaki Naruto, Fanfic "Mended Hearts" FFN

“GAH!” Naruto shouted. “Why is everyone a pervert!?” “You’ll find out in about a year,” Himaru muttered. -Uzumaki Naruto and Himaru (his sensei), Fanfic "Rise of the Village Hidden in Hell" FFN

'It wasn’t like him to obey but sometimes, hell hath no fury like a uke scorned. Or something like that.' -Uchiha Sasuke, Fanfic "Get Me a Wife" FFN

He chuckled lightly as she began to close off the imaginary chakra points in the targets, using the 64 Points of Heaven technique that Neji had taught her. Naruto preferred to call this technique “The 64 Pokes of Agonizing Death". -Uzumaki Naruto, Fanfic "Naruto: Yondamie's Heir" FFN

"If this is a dream, I'll kill whoever wakes me up" -random fanfic

"That rat is strange and must be watched. His gut feeling told him." -Hatake Kakashi (thought), FanFic "Abyssu" FFN

“Everybody dies. I’m only here to make sure you die of old age, not by a random hex.” -Hatake Kakashi (thought), FanFic "Abyssu" FFN

“Hey, quit it!” Gojyo said indignantly. “Only chicks get to play with the hair. You’re probably the closest I’ll ever get to having a wife, but you are definitely not a chick!” -Gojyo, FanFic "The Taste of Crimson" FFN

"He cleared his throat, suddenly curious. “Have you ever… that is… I mean… have you…” “No,” Chad answered, looking thoughtful. “But I’ve dreamed.”" -Ishida and Chad, FanFic "The Hands On Approach" FFN

"cause Hakkai has only two speeds, polite and psycho" -Gojyo's dream journal, FanFic "Things to Dream" AFF

“It’s not every day you see someone caress a washing machine and chuckle evilly.” Uzumaki Naruto, FanFic "Chasing Naruto" FFN

The other boy snorted, leaning back on his pillows once more. “Don’t tell me—you’re going to write everything out, and soon after a beam of light is going to strike you, some angelic choir will start singing, and you’ll break out in song?” “Only if you sing backup, Kiba m’boy.” Naruto glanced up and grinned. “If we’re lucky, we’ll get the whole floor to join in, and we can have ourselves a group shimmy down the hallway.” -Kiba and Naruto, FanFic "Chasing Naruto FFN

Gojyo may not have a problem dancing with the enemy in only his skivvies, but Goku felt one should be dressed correctly for a fight. -Narrator, FanFic "Heart of a Monkey King" MinusWave

"I don't care if the boy's great conquering power over the Dark Lord consists of snogging him to death, he needs to learn how to focus his mind and discipline his feelings. -Severus Snape, FanFic "The Guiltless" FFN

"Dumbledore, complete with flowered trunks, sunglasses, and a streak of sunscreen on his nose, cleared his throat." -Fanfic "The Black Secret" FFN

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it