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Author has written 11 stories for Song of the Lioness, Alexandre Dumas, and Harry Potter. My name is Elizabeth (Call me Liz) and I'm 15. I'll be 16 in May (the 17th, to be precise [I like presents (You don't have to get me one [but you should])]). I was born in Canada, but I now live in California. It is the school year, and yeah. I love to read, mostly fantasy. A lot of fantasy. Some of my favorite authors include: Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling, Anne Logston, Tamora Pierce, Philip Pullman, Mercedes Lackey, Patricia Wrede, and there are probably more that I've forgotten. Right now, I'm in the middle of Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, and a few other books which I'm too lazy to mention. I have courage to be reading so many books at once. Draco Malfoy is my favorite character... Slytherin RULES. I don't like Gryffindor, nor do I like Harry or Ron, or most of the Gryffindors for that matter. Snape is also pretty cool. I like vampires. They rock. Je parle un peu de français. J'adore Pippin! Il est TRÈS mignon! ["Merry." "What?" "I'm hungry."] Et j'aime Legolas et Aragorn aussi. J'aime les épées! (I speak a little bit of French. I love Pippin! He is VERY cute! And I like Legolas and Aragorn also. I like swords!) Wow... my bio is long... If you read it all, then... you're an amazing person. If you didn't, then that's understandable. I tend to babble a lot... I'm far too loquacious and people say I should be more laconic but I think talking is fun, especially babbling without thinking... that's where I get some of my inspiration... I mean, I AM trying to shorten it, but there's so much to say! I don't know where to stop! ANYWAYS, you probably want me to shut up now. OK. By the way, the homepage link up there is my journal, in which is posted cynical things or stupid things or just random complaints I happen to have... it's not only me, it's me AND my friend because she was too lazy to create her own journal account. But, yeah, I'll shut up. NOOO! Wait, wait, wait! Don't leave yet! Go to http://vsaturnalia.tripod.com/ That's my new website. It's really stupid, but yeah... I will now shut up. NOT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Okay, now I'm done. | |||||||
1. It Wuz a Beautiful Day reviewsHey, what can I say? It wuz a beautiful day. Designed to infuriate the grammatically correct and make fun of the grammatically incorrect. So enter and flame, but please leave your sanity beehind. I meen behind.Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-24-032. A Dumb Mary Sue Fic reviewsUm, I got bored. Plus jweb guru decided it would be funny if I wrote a Mary Sue, so here it is. I wrote it really quickly, so there isn't really a plot and jweb guru keeps interrupting.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-02 - Harry P.3. The Interview with Voldemort reviewsReporter interviews Voldemort. We find out exactly why Voldemort became evil and such... *written in a period of 5 minutes after an extreme overdose of sugar* (Author does not assume responsibility for any harm caused by the reading of this fic.)Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 3-27-024. Party!!! reviewsBrought to you by: VenusSaturnalia! None other than your favorite author in the whole wide world! (hint hint) This is my Christmas present from me (and spacelover [Jen] kinda, cause she didn't write a lot of it) to you. Merry Christmas!!!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-015. Harry Potter Characters' Lives » reviewsWell, I was really, really bored and I started playing MASH with Harry Potter characters and it was really funny! My friend and I did this together... We were both boredHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-1-01 - Published: 10-31-01 - Harry P.6. Draco's Mansion of Madness reviewsOK, now if you dislike weird humor, you probably shouldn't read this. Yea... we find out who and what is REALLY in Draco's mansion... muahahahaha....if you don't like it, don't blame me. You made the choice. I just wrote it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-8-01 - Draco M.7. The Large Flying Thing » reviewsI'm NOT done with this yet, but r/r anyways! A large flying thing crashes in Tortall, and ______s come out to visit Tortall! There is actually kind of a plot to this story. For once! Joy will fill the world if you read this...Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-3-01 - Published: 9-21-018. Really Weird Fic reviewsI couldn't think of any other title, OK!?!?! Anyways, I took up Lady Reena's challenge, and well, why don't you just read it? It's short!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-1-01 - Harry P.9. Slytherin How-to reviewsPG because of fighting. Not graphic, though. Draco Malfoy and Voldemort attempt to teach you to do stuff, but they fail miserably. For the first chapter, they teach you how to greet a friend.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 9-30-01 - Draco M.10. In Which the Author and the Musketeers Go Crazy reviewsSee the title. I love making fun of stuff. I don't know why... It's just fun! Plus it makes people happy! So enjoy! Oh, and by the way, yes, I am crazy, and I am addicted to jellybeans and anything that contains sugar.Alexandre Dumas - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-24-0111. The Ever-so-Drastic Paper Cut » reviewsWhen Queen Thayet dies of a drastic paper cut, crazy things happen! This is really stupid and I wrote it while I was hyper! You have been warned. And there is a little crossover in chapter two, but well...yea... Commercials added! Guaranteed stupiditSong of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-18-01 - Published: 9-14-01
