Hey thar. -waves-

I have absolutely no time, so any and all fanfiction will be updated less than frequently. Sorry.

Also, if absolutely anyone is interested, I would love a beta for any upcoming stories. I will love you forever if you send me a PM about this. -sad-puppy face- And, yes, I am too lazy to comb through the beta service here.

Things you never wanted to know, but get to anyway:

Looks: Soft n' Fluffy n' Cuban. You only wish you were as huggable as me.

Stuff: Books n' Movies n' Sci Fi n' Fantasy n' Modern Tales of Faerie n' Music n' Comics

Crap: People who scribble on your sketchbook. DX

General Info.:

- Likes to wear either frilly flirty dressy things or crossdress.

- The BBC claims I am a man. This makes me laugh long and hard, for reasons you don't want to know.

- Believes in Faerie.

- Is the Perfect (Stepford-like) Housewife. Beware of my cooking, for it will draw you to my dark embrace.

- Has vampire teeth.

- Likes man chests, facial hair, girl butts, and female legs. For future reference, I am an artist. Take this from an artist's standpoint before you tell me I'm going to burn in hell for my unnatural tendencies. Get to know me before you do that.

- Is a total fantard and will love Hal Duncan to the end of time.

- Provides your daily reccomended amount of mind-raep.

I have turned my father into a fanboy. This is the single greatest accomplishment of my life. He now ships House/Wilson all the time. I can die happy.