Hey all. Im Sydiie(No shock there)

--Well, I'm feeling Cranky and pubesent today, it must be a Monday. :)

I AM CANADIAN.

My Faves for all

SoRiku

Akuroku

SasuNaru

KakaIru

Most People x Little Naru-chan

Harry P. x SLASH

SyaroanxSakura (Old Favorite. My first love-love pairing)

Yullen (Bean sprout love)

GrimmxIchigo (it's a Hollow Strawberry!)

ByakuyaxRenji

Haku X Zambuza (Love on the run!)

Gin X Kira (Taicho obsessed love)

Hichi(Shiro)xIchi(Love from the inside!)

And Other pairings that I like that I can’t remember.

Quotes and Others Things I found EVERYWHERE!!(this will be quite long):

1.-Naruto sulked. “I know, I know. They just taste so bad! I hate vegetables!”

Sakura growled to herself and then promptly smacked the boy hard on the forehead.

“Ow!” He cried, massaging his wound and clutching his hitai-ate. “What the hell was that for?!”

She glared at him and hissed sharply, “You could have had a V8, dumbass!”

“That hurt!”

“Too bad!” -The Littlest Things by Look-Right-Through-Me

2.-“Jamsie old boy, I have the sneaking suspicion that this bet of yours is going to end in pain and suffering.”

The tall boy turned around with a smile on his face. “Nonsense Sirius! Everything will go fine, he seems like an amiable sort of person and he has a sense of humor apparently. What could go wrong?”

Sirius watched as Harry turned the lemon drop into powder.

“If you say so James.”

Normally Sirius would be deeply concerned if a potentially dangerous person was to come in contact with his friends. They were the closest thing to a real family he had, his biological family not included. But…This seemed far more entertaining! Pride would be wounded, nails would be broken, hair pulled, and feelings hurt and when it was all done Sirius Black would be there to gather the black mail…And the cute little new student of course. He may not officially be in this betting but he would most assuredly win the prize. Leaning back comfortably in his chair he positioned himself perfectly for his newly founded habit of Harry Watching.- My Vacation in 1977 by LilBlue-Hedggie

3.-"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."

4.-"One by one, the Penguins steal my sanity."

5.-“There are two ways to live your life. One as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein

6.-"Those composers, they could go either way with the sanity thing...

7.-“Sometimes, Prongs, I question your sexuality. I have never met a straight man as melodramatic as you.”

“How very dare you, Mssr. Moony. I am as straight as a poker, rigid in the face of man-” Hahahaha. “Hang on, that came out wrong...”

8.-"Who needs sanity when you have CREATIVITY?!"

9.-Shortly after, the spell rebounded as Harry realized that he was having all the fun and his mom had always stressed the importance of sharing, or else. The ‘or else’ was implied, as was the threat of having more embarrassing baby pictures taken to be shown years from now, when Harry was an awkward teenager and bringing home his first date.

Lily was a vicious, blackmail-gathering little war-mongrel.

Not many people knew this.

Neither did James, until he married her. But by then it was too late. Woe is me and all that jazz.

The point was that Harry wanted the man to feel the pretty light too. It was only polite, after all. A second later, the light struck the man and everything seemed to come to a halt.

The man imploded.

Harry blinked.

Then the whole house shook and the drapes went up in flames. As the previously mentioned completely nondescript ceiling trembled and seemed to cave in on itself, a loose bit of wood fell into the crib and struck Harry on the forehead.

That was the last thing he remembered before the blackness took over his vision like an obese woman in a bikini.

The next time Harry opened his eyes he was lying in a basket on a doorstep. At night. All by himself. Surrounded by wild animals and drugged out homeless men with cocaine needles.

Well, alright. Maybe be was exaggerating, but who in their right mind would abandon a baby in the middle of nowhere, completely unprotected from the elements?

A baby hating bastard, that’s who.

At the time, Harry concluded, there was nothing he could do to change this situation. So he stayed in that stupid basket and plotted revenge on whoever was responsible for this outrage. Didn’t these people know who he was? He was Harry Potter, the cutest, most special baby in the entire universe (according to outside sources).

He swore that if this was the work of his parents he was going to take advantage of his aerodynamic pee ability and aim for the eyes next time he was due for a diaper change.

They would rue the day! Rue!

10.-“You’re an idiot.”

“You know you want me, Cam.”

“Idiot.”

“We’re like peanut butter and-”

“Ketchup, Al. We’re peanut butter and ketchup. They don’t go together. Ever.”

“They do for me.”

“Well, you’re a freak. And I’m not.”

Harry stifled a giggle.

11.-“Look Snape, its 3 am, you’re the one who wanted to talk about your next assignment and my back is starting to hurt. Help me up or I will tie you down in the wine cellar and have the house elves introduce rats so they can feast on your immobilised body while I listen to your screams for mercy”.

“Or I could just let that cannibalistic son of yours suck all of the nurturance out of your body through your hair and use your dry and mummified corpse to mentally scar children on Halloween”.

“Or I could knock you out, cut you up, remove your spleen and consume it with a little red wine and pasta in front of your mutilated, but still conscious, body”.

“Why is it always the spleen with you? The heart is more traditional”.

“But spleen just roles of the tongue, spleeeeeeeeeeeen”.

Draco made an odd giggling noise around Lucius’s hair.

“Owwwwh, you like that do you?” crooned Lucius “spleen, spleeeeeeeen, spleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, Spleeny-Mc-Spleeny, Spleendid, Spleendour, Spleendacious-ness. Spleen-verus Spleen”.

12.-Helga was a cold woman, cold—like frigid, like a Popsicle, except without the sugar and overall feelings of happiness…probably like half melted into some nightmare shape before being flash frozen at absolute zero.

Rowena would often roll her eyes behind the severe woman and sometimes pretend to cower behind her.

Helga, bless her frozen, black heart, never did catch on.

13.-"My ears! My taste buds! My irises! MY NASAL PASSAGE!"

14.-"Am I still grounded?" Ginny whined.

"I don't know," Molly replied. "Do you still want to join your brother's harem?"

"I didn't know it was my brother," Ginny protested. "And I never wanted to join his harem, I wanted to steal back the family spells."

"I'm still waiting for an answer."

"I don't want to join his harem," Ginny said dully.

"And have you given up joining any dark lord?"

"Yes, mum."

"Or becoming a dark witch?"

"Or becoming a dark witch," Molly asked sharply.

"But it's fun, mum," Ginny protested.

"Then I think you need more time in your room."

"Why does Ron get to be a dark wizard if I can't?" Ginny yelled as she slammed the door to her room.

"Honestly," Molly groaned. "If I'd have known daughters were this difficult then I'd have stuck with having sons."-Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot

15.-I was five and you were six,
We rode on horses made of sticks,
~Bang, Bang~
You shot me down.

16.-"The pen is mightier than the sword. The pencil is mightier than the pen, you can erase. The pencil is the sharpeners bitch!"

17.-“Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we often might win, by fearing to attempt.” - William Shakespeare

18.-"My new duckie is to be called Mr. First Mate Quackers because that name is cool!"-Making a mental note after I murdered my first rubber duckie.

19.-"Your name is 'Jack Swallows??'"-Epic Movie

20.-"What are you watching?"
"uhh nothing..."
"Is that another one of your cartoons?"
"no"
"what the?! Is that cartoon PORN?!"
"NO!"
"Is that GAY cartoon porn!!you are so dead!!"
"uh-oh"

21.-"Oh god. It's oozing. It's oozing everywhere, sir."

22.-"~looks in a drawer ~I've got a spork.

...~bewildered~ What's a spork?

...It's like a half-spoon... half-fork, will that do?"-On a file

23.-"I shall blow you up with this fluff bomb, watch, it blows in the wind, but it's deadly."-Me talking to my best friend

24.-Harry:"Yes"

"Yes,sir" Snape said, glareing at Harry,

"Why there's no need to call me sir, Professer"

25.-"My voices say I'm going to be a great man in the future, I think they're insane."

26.-"I want to work as a spy and infiltrate the Department of Mysteries and steal their secrets and then start my own private business discovering branches of magic that no one's ever discovered before!"

Draco snorted. "You're a Weasley, so you might want to tone it down a bit."

Mack frowned. "Alright, fine. I want to open up my own wand business and make wands that no one’s ever made before, surpassing even Ollivander's."

"Didn't you hear me the first time?" Draco scoffed, "I told you, you're a Weasley, so tone it down a bit."

Mack scowled. “I want to work in a sewer." He said in a dead panned voice. "Discover magical sewage that no one’s ever discovered. Then pile it on my head and sell it to an art gallery."-'Summer With The MalfoyPotters' by Ahja Reyn

27.-Zetsu's all... 'LOOKIT WHAT LEADER-SAN GOT ME!' -prances in maids uniform- Maids uniform... -sparkle sparkle-

Rest of Akatsuki: ...-STARES AT LEADER- O_O!

Leader: ... >> ... what... -shifty look- ... get back to work... bitches... CH'YOU DONT KNOW ME~ CH'YOU KNOW NUTHIN! ... ch'you just jealous... jealous of dis... -pats Zetsu- -laughes diabolically- -->This is from a deviantart picture page made by Nire-chan

28.-I thought my husband was my knight in shining armor.
Turns out he was just my dork in aluminum foil.

29.-“It was rather like watching two wild wildebeests attack each other. Most people begin their relationships with a ‘hello, how do you do?’ but they entered the same room, laid eyes on each other and pounced. I’m still traumatized nearly twenty years later.”-Severus Snape, A Harry Potter fic

30.-"Did you like question ten, Moony?" "Loved it. 'Give 5 signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question." "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" "Think I did. One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..." -Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

31.-"Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willie Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. (Film)

32.-"Draco: ~while leaping and twirling~ 'I AM NOT MARRIED TO HARRY POTTER AND I WOULD NEVER TAKE HIS NAME!'"

33.-"I think I have an addiction. I am a CHOCO-HOLIC! First step to getting over it, is admitting it...right?"-Me when confronted

34.-“How did you do that? It was just like Scooby Doo…” Draco asked' -Truth or Dare, I Never! What else could be better?' by DotJazZYG

35.-"..And you could like say 'OMG my hairs like in so many braids and like wow, and like like...'"-My sister on a sugar high

36.-Ron: “Harry, correct me if I’m wrong but was I singing to a sandwich yesterday?” he asked in confusion.

Harry grinned. “Yep. I believe you named it Bob”.-'Truth or Dare, I Never! What else could be better?' by DotJazZYG

37.-“We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho a pirate's life for me.”

“I love this song! Really bad eggs! Ooh. When I get the Pearl back, I’m gonna teach it to the whole crew, and we’ll sing it all the time!” he says as he falls down.

“And you’ll be positively the most fearsome pirate in the Spanish Main.” she replies.-Pirates of The Caribbean: The Black Pearl

38.-"Wasn't that so cool, Hinata-chan! It was like, whoo, and then it when Whoosh! And Kiba whet, AAAAh! And you went, Kiba! And then the ground went Grooooo, an' the seal was like, Foosh! And Fire! And then the big phoenix went zoom and eeeekkk and then Kyuubi was like--it's Garakax! And then Garakax went phsooo, and then the gigantic whirlpool!" Naruto grinned. "That was soo cool."

Hinata smiled at him. That was Naruto. What the others would see as a terrifying death trap going into the unknown, Naruto would see as a fun ride to adventure. Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod

39.-"Duel?" she scoffed. "Oh, no. No parlor games. I want to see you kill."

It was Harry's turn to scoff. "Bloody dramatics. You dragged me out here for this?"

"Come on, hotshot, I said show me! You were ready to march out that gate and kill Lord Voldemort. I want to see you kill right now, just in case I miss that show later."

Harry shook his head in disgust. "Okay. Sure. Watch." He cracked his knuckles and made a show of readying himself, shaking out his shoulders and doing some deep knee bends. She scowled harder and harder during the process, which suited him just fine. He finally stood up straight, his face the very essence of concentration, raised his wand--and dropped to the ground, ripped up a tiny sapling tree, and sprang back to his feet. Harry snapped the miniature trunk in two and threw the pieces at her. "Happy now?"

"Cute," Ondossi said in a grudging voice, though screwing up her face to keep from smiling. "Let's try something that can fight back." She stepped back, spreading her arms wide as if to make herself the biggest possible target. She bowed, regarding him with smug expectation.

40.-"Ok...this brings out a whole new version in wrong."-Me talking to my sis

41.-"Do you remember the talks we've had when I was sugar high?"

"Ya they were so traumatizing I still need a nightlight because I think an evil clown will come and eat me and say 'yum'...Well I can't argue with that, I mean look at me!"-My sister and I

42.-Neji and Lee were in a face off. Neither side was ready to admit the other had valid points. Neither side was willing to back down. Neji wasn't prepared to apologize, Lee wasn't ready let him off the hook. Chouji was playing referee. Ino and Sakura got the popcorn. Shikamaru declared them all idiots and left to take a nap, conveniently in the wagon which let the others wander away. Naruto was conspicuously MIA, but they assumed that had something to do with the screaming match with Sakura this morning. Typically, these showdowns would end in a fight.

And what a fight it would be. It would simply be impossible for the boys to resolve their differences without speaking through their fists the way Gai had taught them. Their ways of talking were just so different: Lee was filled with the flowery and dramatic flames of youth, and Neji was an ice cold diplomatic...ice berg. It was fire and ice. Yin and yang. Sunshine and Moonlight. Star Wars and When Harry Met Sally. Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod

43.-"Witches and Wizards, please run, do not walk, to the nearest exit"-'The Blind Date' by Merelyn25

44.-"She even tried to buy Padfoot a copy for Christmas, last year…he just stared at her for a full minute, before saying ‘OK, where’s the real present?’”-'The Consequences of Time-traveling' by FontGirl

45.-“Dobby is being glad that Harry is being with Dobby, Harry Potter is the greatest of all wizards. He is bringing the death of Voldy-mart he is!” Dobby squealed as he jumped up and down in glee.

“Dobby, have I ever told you that your pronunciation of the name Voldemort reminds me of a muggle department store?” Harry chuckled.

“Yes sirs, every day sirs. Would the great Harry Potter like some dinner?” Dobby inquired with large eyes

“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

Whether we be old and bald

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with some filling

With some interesting stuff,

For now they’re bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we’ve forgot,

Just do your best, we’ll do the rest,

And learn until our brains all rot.”-Hogwarts Song

46.-"I think I should get a manservant," Harry stated, kicking his bag with his school robes in it out of his way. "I'm not allowed to do magic outside school and it would be suspicious to see me cast shrinking charms at this age anyway, it's not practical to have an adult with me at all times, it's annoying to always ask clerks to shrink my purchases and having a house elf follow me around is unseemly."

"Why didn't I think of that?" Draco said, turning to his father and demanding, "I want a manservant!"

Lucius just raised an eyebrow. "No."

Draco pouted and turned his best puppy dog eyes on his mother. "Mummy, can I have a manservant? Pleeeaaase?"

"Of course you can, dear," she replied, patting his shoulder lovingly.

"Narcissa," Lucius said sternly, glaring at his wife.

"Lucius," she responded, glaring back defiantly.

"No."

"Yes."

"I said no. He doesn't need a manservant."

"I said yes. What my baby wants, he gets."

"Imagine how it'll look. We'll be seen as flaunting our wealth, in an entirely inappropriate way."

"No. It'll show how much we love our son!"

"I am Lord of this family! Don't countermand my decisions!"

"You knew Black women were strong willed when you married me!"

"Well, I didn't have much of a choice, did I? It was either you or Bellatrix!"

"You horrid man! I can't believe my father made me marry you!"

"At least I'm not inbred!"

"No! You're not even fully human!"

"Don't go there, Narcissa! It was one Veela nine generations ago!"

"Keep telling yourself that!"

"Well, I didn't see you complaining about my Veela blood when you shared my bed!"

"Oh, what? The one night we were together, when Draco was conceived!?"

"You were the one who moved rooms the moment you found out you were pregnant!"

"Shouldn't that tell you something about your sexual prowess then!?"

"How dare you!? I'll have you know I am a great lover!"

"Yes! I heard all about your exploits in school! From the BOYS!!"

This went on for quite some time, the arguing couple seemingly oblivious to the world around them. The others watched the ping-pong shouting match with rapt attention.

Draco smirked. "I do this on purpose, you know. It gets me great blackmail material."-Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika

47.-“Of course,” Suntree told him soothingly. “And I’m quite sure your mother will understand.” Suntree suddenly grinned. “You’re only moderately evil, after all.”

Harry giggled.

“Though the giggle does make you more adorably evil, I’m afraid.”

“Hey!”

“Sorry. Only stating the facts.”

Harry pouted.

“Well, let’s see if you can redeem your moderate. Let’s hear a maniacal laugh.”

“Huh? What’s that?”

“It’s- Well, nice to see my instructions have been so well followed. But since you two have seen fit to wander back – Cameron, demonstrate a maniacal laugh for me.”

Cameron gave him a startled look. “A what?”

“A maniacal laugh.” Terry snorted. “You know – Mwahahahaha!”

Harry gave Terry a wide-eyed stare.

Terry gave a little cough. “Maniacal laughter. Absolutely necessary for evil villains.”

“I rather advise against taking over the world,” Suntree remarked mildly. “Jamie would have to stop you.”

Harry gave a little squeak. “Me?”

“Of course.” Suntree’s mouth twitched. “He would melt at your utter cuteness.”

“Hmph.” Harry crossed his arms with a scowl. The look was somewhat ruined by him clutching the water bottle in one hand. “I’m not cute.”

“Cute and adorable.”

Harry ‘hmphed’ again.

“Well, let’s hear your maniacal laughter. Though…” Suntree adopted a pondering look. “Perhaps you’re too cute for that.”

“I am not. Here, I’ll show you.” Harry cleared his throat and gave it a try.

Cameron stared at him before grinning. “That was so cute!”

Harry gave her a horrified look. Terry came over to put a friendly arm around Harry’s shoulders.

“Come over here,” he said, leading Harry a respectable distance away. He knelt down and gave Harry a serious look. “Now, the important thing to keep in mind is that maniacal laughter should come from your chest, so it’s deep and rumbling. Give me your best monster rar.”

Harry cleared his throat again and closed his eyes. “Rar.”

“Better than that. Come on. All out monster rar. I know you can do it.”

“Rar!”

“Give me one more.”

“RAR!”

“Excellent!” He nodded with approval that made Harry beam. “Now. Let’s try that maniacal laughter again. Make it rar.”

Harry gave a determined nod and concentrated hard for a handful of moments. “Mwhahaha.”

“Almost there. You had it at the end. Here, give me your water. Now try it again.”

“Mwhahaha!”

“One more try!”

“Mwhahahahaha!”

“Very frightful. Now go show those two that you’re the monster.”

Harry gave another determined nod and marched resolutely over to Suntree and Cameron. He eyed them. He crossed his arms over his chest. He ‘Mwahahahahaed!’ them.

“Hey, that’s pretty good,” Cameron said with a grin.

“That’s right,” Harry said smugly.

“Very frightening,” Suntree agreed. “Are you done with your water?”

“Oh, no, hold on.” Harry claimed his water from Terry and drained the last of it, then gave the bottle a frown.

“You know the spell for that now.”

“Yeah, but I have trouble with it. Sometimes I get me wet. And it’s a bottle. It’s got atiny little opening.”

Cameron snorted and flicked her fingers at the bottle of water. It filled up and over with water. Harry scowled at Cameron and then at his soaked shirt.

“Oops.”

“You meant to do that.”

Cameron just grinned at him. Harry ‘hmphed’ and sipped at his bottle of water.

“You never laughed manicly,” Harry pointed out.

“Maniacally,” Suntree corrected.

“She still never laughed it.”

“She still never tried it. Sounds better.”

Harry rolled his eyes at Suntree. “Whatever. She never laughed.”

“No, thanks, not for me,” Cameron said airily. “I’ll sound like a chipmunk.”

Harry giggled. “Do it! Do it!”

She sighed and did so. And sounded like a chipmunk. Harry giggled all the more.

Suntree smiled slightly. “Your chipmunk-ness amuses me.”

Cameron gave him a glare. “Let’s hear your maniacal laughter, Grandpa.”

He gave her a serene smile before bursting out into truly maniacal laughter.

Harry stared at him, completely wide-eyed. “Whoa.”

Terry rubbed his nose. “Yeah. I think Sunny’s going to take over the world.”

“Certainly not. Entirely too much paperwork.”

48.-"Sisters are like slinkies, completely useless, yet it's so amusing to push them down stairs."

49.-" I am not allowed to hold all the spoons hostage, claiming that if we get our meal for free, I’ll let them go."-'Padfoot's List of Dating NoNo's: 101' by CaramelBoost

50.-“Never get between a chocoholic and his chocolate. Fingers get bitten off.”-'Happy Birthday', a Harry Potter fic

51.-"She said this as if explaining to a four year old that one plus one equals two not eleven."

52.-"Do not mettle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

53.-Coco-cola went to town,

Diet Pepsie shot him down,

Dr. Pepper fixed him up,

Now I'm drinking 7UP,

7Up caught the flu,

Now I'm onto Mountain Dew,

Mountain Dew fell off the mountain,

So I'm drinking from the fountain,

Fountain broke,

Now I'm back drinking Coke.

54.-"RAITO! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MULTI-FLAVORED SKITTLE! NOW OPEN UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW, YOU MAN-BITCH!"-Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu

55.-“And what’s his grand scheme?” Tom asked.

“Have lots of socks,” Godric started, ticking things off as he went on his fingers. “A never ending supply of sherbet lemons, neon pink robes to come into fashion and to take over the world.”

“Oh” Tom said blandly. “That’s all.”-'Down With Dumbles!' by aniala

56.-A warning to the Morning Star

They were no safer than you are

This fate awaits those who rebel

Soon all you love shall rot in Hell

57.-I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

58.-"They’re either selling weird dresses,” Harry replied, “or they want us to join a cult.”-'So Sue Me' by lunakatrina

59.-“What do you..” Harry trailed off completely when he saw Tom sitting in the once again conjured throne. “Tom, you’re smiling. I mean smiling, like a goofy grin.”

“Indeed I am.” Tom responded, still smiling.

“Okay, this is scary. You’re a Slytherin, a big, scary Dark Lord, the most feared wizard of all times, but you’re smiling.”

60.-“What does it say?” Sirius asked when Remus broke open the other one, the cookie itself forgotten and in crumbs on the table.

“I… ‘Someone is watching you’,” the tawny-haired boy looked uneasily over his shoulder, before shuddering slightly, “Eerie. I knew that fortune cookies meant doom and danger.”

And with that, Remus stomped on the fortune cookie he had left on the table and left the Great Hall hurriedly.-'Quotation Part I' by JuliaKerns5

61.-“Right, so back onto topic,” Harry said clapping his hands, “you want me to go to your little school, learn witchcraft—”

“Wizardry!”

“It said ‘and!’” Harry retorted, “I’m perfectly all right in omitting one. Where was I? Ah, yes, wear your strange little dresses, and wave my magic wand to cast spells? Did I leave anything else?”

“Yes, that pretty much sums it up,” Dumbledore replied calmly, clearly missing any sort of innuendo Harry might have implied.-'So Sue Me' by lunakatrina

62.-“Is it just me, or is he getting more insane with each letter?” Ginny mused.

“It’s just you,” Luna said flatly.

“Ignore Luna,” Hermione sighed. “He’s getting even more insane, somehow.”

“Evidently so,” Severus murmured. The man had been visibly shaken by what he thought was irrefutable proof that Harry needed to be removed from the Dursleys immediately. “This is Harry Potter we’re talking about! He shouldn’t be doing his potions essay! It violates the natural order of things!”-'Dear Order' by SilverWolf7007

63.-Harry:“Well, if we do have to travel through a strange land and fight off diabolical evils and eventually get home we’d better get going!”-'Harry Potter And The Wizard Of Oz' by Elizabeth Tudor

64.-hey!! Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

65.-Thieves working to their last nerves, Grimmjow and Ichigo face trials and tribulations in the form of sexy rivals and balding old men - all of that without being caught. This is the story of their improbable friendship- Summary for 'Bonds' byImpervious Marr

66.-"Raito-kun is playing hard to get, and it's very frustrating. Are my intentions not clear? Am I being too...subtle?"

"Oh, don't worry," Raito began loudly, "your...intentions are about as loud as a porn star during an orgasm. Subtlety has not been your problem."-Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu

67.-"We took a magic potion, and now...we're sexy!" - Shrek 2(Film)

68.-"From now on, you shall refer to me as Sid, Lord of the Flame!"-Ice Age(Film)

69.-"I think I rememba yer name, punk. Let's see who's ththronger, Greemjowe Jagarjagan!"

Grimmjow almost choked on his gum, spitting it out a split second later.

What the fuck!?

The silence that engulfed the place was deafening.

Even the lackeys were struggling not to laugh, and wondered what they should be laughing at at the moment - the mispronunciation of 'stronger' or Grimmjow's butchered name. In fact, there was a sudden burst of laughter in the background, but Grimmjow didn't care about that.

"What the fucking shit did you just call me, you fucking dickweed!?"

Grimmjow wasted no time to fulfill his previous promise. He went sailing, knocking the large man down with one foot attached to the man's face, making sure he got a taste of what it felt like to be in fucking pain. "Goddamn, you fucking retard! It's Grimmjow Jeagerjacques,Jeagerjacques, what the fucking shit is Jagarjagan!?"- Bonds by Impervious Marr

(To become a word processing demon)

Qwerty, Qwerty, Keyboard Sprite

Who latently beside me lingers,

Posess me now with all thy might;

Inhabit more than just two fingers.

Augment my quick brown fox speed

And set me free,

From lazy dog errors of typography.

Qwerty, Qwerty, Keyboard Sprite,

Indulge yourself in tapping revels.

Give my digits touch of light,

Take my output to higher levels.

From ABC to XYZ with swiftness and grace fly

To PQR and STU, but leave out RSI.

70.-I hope disillusionment works for air traffic radar” Harry grinned. “They will never understand a low-flying horse.” - from 'Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny' by Wheezy1

71.-“Simple Potter. After last year the Dark Lord has gradually been becoming psychotic-”

“As opposed to the years before that when he was just a misunderstood git?” Ron sneered disdainfully-Lucius Malfoy talking to the trio in the Three Broomsticks. From 'Friendship and Beyond', by Slrmn82

72.-'Neville finally asked Luna out after Harry took his mimbus mimbletonia hostage, only returning it when Luna confirmed that he had asked her out.'-From 'Lettered' by Dysperdis

73.-Bob had sheepishly muttered something about being bored and pinging them at the top of Voldemort’s head during the last Death Eaters meeting and the Dark Lord had gotten so frustrated that he had hexed them to dust.”-From 'Harry Potter and the Daughter of Malfoy' by Fyrie

74.-“Welcome to Travelling Trunks, how may we… Oh, I see. Hold on just a minute I’ll go get it.”

“Get what? What do you mean?”

“Well you are clearly a moody and depressed youth looking to get out from under the thumb of a meddling old coot. I just thought I’d go get the starter kit.”

“What’s in the moody youth starter kit?”

“A seven compartment Auror standard trunk, a small library of hexes and jinxes not taught at Hogwarts including an introduction to the Dark Arts, self refilling food cabinets, and the rooms in the seventh compartment are warded against the ministry underage magic detection.”

“Wow, that really is a great kit. Do you sell many?”

“No, not really. The last one we sold was to one… T. M. Riddle. He seemed really hacked off about something as well. I wonder if he ever succeeded in getting out from under that manipulative bastard of a transfiguration teacher he had.”-From 'Harry Potter and the Freak Parade' by The-Caitiff

75.-"Avada Kemullet."

"Avada Kewhatsit!" Harry asked in disbelief, spluttering cocoa from his lips. "Kemullet? You mean like a mullet haircut? The ones that are all short in the front and long in the back?"

“Yes, Harry. The mullet.” Said Dumbledore, quite seriously.-From 'Harry Potter and the Fate Worse Than Death' by crystal h.

76.-“Next time, Albus, I’ll let you deal with the bad guys. You could talk them to death.” Said Harry from his bed, gently teasing the older wizard.-From Paralells by Bobmin356

77.-In movies there is always brave posturing and bantering when the rivals meet face to face. In books there is always the verbal barb that cuts to the heart of the bad guy, before he fights with rage and foul play. There is always that minute or so to catch your breath and plan your first move. This wasn’t the movies.

So much happened at once that eye witnesses never go it completely straight. Many mini-battles broke out at once, with slavering werewolves launching themselves on the aurors, dementors swooping down from the skies, and what ever dark wizards Riddle mustered concentrating their spells on Harry.'-Harry Potter and The Minapulator Of Destiny, Harry Potter Fanfic by Wheezy1

78.-"You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!"

79.-He was pregnant.

There were several reasons that that was just plain wrong. A. He was most definitely male. B. He hadn't even had sex yet, let alone be carrying his arch-nemesis' father's child. C. He was seventeen and meant to save the world from the evil Lord Voldemort. How was he meant to do that if he had to take maternity leave?

Plus, he was starting to wonder about his whole lacking in storage facilities' for a child, if he really was knocked up.-From 'Harry Potter and the Daughter of Malfoy' by Fyrie

80.-“I knew rabbits were evil,” Harry muttered. Hogwarts’ esteemed headmaster had indeed turned into a large, fluffy, white rabbit.-'Down With Dumbles!' by aniala

81.-“What are you? My father?”

…Harry paused. Now that was irony.

82.-“Dearly beloved,” Harry intoned solemnly. Someone– either Fred or George– snickered.

Hermione sighed and wondered what on Earth possessed her to go along with this lunacy. Next to her, Ron was wiping tears from his eyes, and she resisted the urge to hit him. Even though his thick skull might as well be steel considering how hard it was for things to penetrate, she didn’t think he was as resistant as Harry was.

Harry continued as Fred and George patted their eyes with handkerchiefs through their widow’s veils, while Wood stood stiffly by Harry’s other side, looking as grim as if someone had died. Ginny was there, looking like she was trying not to laugh, while the three girls that were the Gryffindor Chasers looked torn between that and wondering what the heck they were doing there of their own free will. Hermione wished she knew.

“We are gathered here to lay to rest a loyal companion, a faithful friend, a beautiful woman,” Harry said, head bowed. “I will be the first to admit she was the best ride I’ve ever had, and I’m sorry I’ll never get to ride her again. If I’d known, I would have tried to make our last time together special.”

All the boys nodded as Hermione willed herself not to slam her head against the closest inanimate object.

“Great girl, she was,” George reminisced in a teary voice. “Great to feel her between the legs and just ride like there was no tomorrow.”

“When Harry would let us,” Fred pointed out as the Chasers shook.

“Yeah, she was great,” Ron said wistfully, clearly remembering his own rides.

Abruptly, Wood fell to his knees weeping, to everybody’s shock. Harry put a consoling hand on the older boy’s shoulder, his own head bowed, his unbound hair falling over his eyes. The headband with the metal plate he always wore was tied around his neck– a gesture of respect, he said. Hermione thought she was going to be sick.

“There, there Wood,” Harry said as he comforted the boy.

Wood continued to cry. “It’s not fair,” he choked out. “She was taken so young! She had so much to look forward to! Her first shave… her first time in the big leagues… her first victory… !”

Hermione felt a headache coming on as Ginny stuffed a fist in her mouth.

Wood continued as all the boys crowded around him, patting him comfortingly. “I… I never even got to ride her…”

Something in Hermione just snapped.

“OH, FOR PETE’S SAKE!” she cried, startling everyone. “IT WAS JUST A STUPID BROOM! GET OVER IT PEOPLE!”

That, apparently, was all the other girls could take. They all began to snicker, muffling the sound as much as possible as the boys gave her scandalized looks.

“Hermione!” George cried. “Have you no respect for the dead?”

She blamed Harry for this. She never got into these situations before they became friends.

“Ignore her,” Harry said. “It’s time for the burial.” -??, a harry Potter fic

83.-Naruto looked at the bear, his eyes wide. He reached for the bear, looking upon it as though it were a holy relic, and as his shaking fingers touched the soft fur of the stuffed toy, a smile lit up his face so bright it could’ve put even Gai-sensei to shame. Naruto held his new bear up into the air, as if to say, ‘World! This bear shall be your king! Bow before it!’ So powerful was the scene, you could practically hear the dramatic and entirely random explosives going off in the back ground.

“What the hell?” said Kisame, gaping at the child who stood holding a stuffed, day-glow orange teddy bear in the air. ‘Why does it seem like there should be roaring waves behind him?’ he wondered, and then suddenly he feared for his own sanity. ‘This kid’s not safe for long term exposure!’ -??, a Naruto fic

84.-“First Law of Temporal Mortality: ‘Good Guys’ and ‘Bad Guys’ both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.”

-- The Forty Six Laws of Anime, Darrin Bright & Ryan Shellito

85.-“L… you really need to lay off the sugar. It’s like freaking Viagra for you, isn’t it?”

“Wouldn’t be surprised.” Raito muttered, coughing to cover up his comment.

L pretended to ignore the small smirk now resting on Raito’s lips. -Discordant Harmony by Hari-Aisu

86.-Snape had gone very still and pale, and was stabbing his pie in a way reminiscent of the way emo, revenge-lusting boys stab their brothers who killed their entire family.-'You're A Wizard, Potter' by Amsuhl

87.-He clutched it happily against his chest, his arms protectively around it.

‘I love you leather, oh yes I do! I don’t love anything as much as you! If it ain’t leather, I’m blue, oh leather I love you!’ Harry sang in his head -??, a Harry Potter fic

88.-Just over an hour later Draco stood up to take his turn, flicking his hair over his shoulder.

“Pretty Woman!” Ginny called out.

Draco glared at the red head. “I haven’t started yet.”

“I still reckon its Pretty Woman,” Ginny mumbled.

“Well I’m hardly going to do that one now, am I?” Draco asked in a sulking tone.

“Come on, get on with it blondie,” Harry yawned.-'Down With Dumbles!' by aniala

89.-It was then Harry’s turn to be flabbergasted, as the Dark Lord chuckled in a very un-Dark Lordish way.

90.-“To eggnog, to friendship, and Lily saying yes. To charmed notes, alibis that pass muster, and believable excuses. To hands, and buttons, and glam rock, and mistletoe.” Sirius hesitates and whispers: “To Love.” -??, a Harry Potter fic

91.-“Sirius--“ Came out the sickeningly sweet voice that did not match said werewolf at all. “--what, in your tiny little brain, suggested that it would be a GOOD IDEA!?”

“See, well, my conscience was working, but I kinda ignored it.”

“...kinda?”

”Yeah. Just kinda.”-'Litle Miss Moony' by Mint Pizza Queen

92.-“He’s a bloody Dark Lord”, Draco said. “Dark Lords has that in their merits. It’s only natural for them. You know, to be a Dark Lord you have to go dressed in black, have mean eyes and scare people shitless by popping up like a devil from hell in impossible places.” -??, a Harry Potter fic

93.-"Snape even thought about sticking his tongue out at the dictator and going “nyegh” at him. How mature, he smirked to himself. He had been teaching way, way too long."-Harry Potter and The Minapulator Of Destiny, Harry Potter Fanfic by Wheezy1

94.-“I’m going to stand here kissing Harry Potter while You-Know-Who is running loose.”

He paused.

“My mum would kill me.”-'Kiss' by SlvrSoleAlchmst1

95.-"Since when did A.I. mean Artificial Insanity?"-Andromeda

96.-The idea of Ron being subtle anywhere outside of the chessboard felt like an utter violation of the natural order, but there it was.-'Harry Potter and The Nightmares of Futures Past' by S'TarKan

97.-So we all filed in expecting another day of McGonagall lecturing us about proper wand movements and how we should all pay close attention because this will come up on the final exam and if you don’t do it right, you can end up with the head of an eagle and the body of a llama.

Imagine what people would call you.

Llama-bird.

That sounds like some odd superhero.

“It’s a bird--
It’s a plane—

Close, but NO! IT’S LLAMA-BIRD!

Dun dun dun DUNNN (cue theme music and man with deep voice that narrates practically everything seen on television) Llama-bird soaring high! To the rescue! Saving creatures of all kind! Born of some freak accident in the Hogwarts Transfiguration Classroom, Llama bird is dedicated to stopping evil of all sorts!”

Yeah, so really waving your wand the wrong way wouldn’t be a bad thing. Think of all the benefits.

That’s it, Lily, be an optimist.-'Here in This Diary' by EmeraldEyez1728

98.-Sirius laughed at his expression. “You’re such a hypocrite, Moony. Don’t act all outraged. I know exactly who charmed Dumbles’ gargoyle to wolf whistle at him every time he came out of his office last month.”

“Yes, but he doesn’t,” Remus pointed out, sticking his nose in the air. “He knows exactly who it is who refers to him as ‘Dumbles’. The professors are right. You are incorrigible. I don’t know why I put up with you.”

“Yes you do,” Sirius said looking affronted. “I wrote you a whole list of reasons for you to learn the last time you said that. Don’t tell me you don’t remember them.”

“I do,” Remus said. “I’m just beginning to wonder if ‘Sirius has really cool hair’ is going to be enough to convince me this time.” -??, a Harry Potter fic

99.-'So I started to draw, on my test no less, what I thought the penguins were doing while the zoo closes at night.

Here are some options I’ve come up with:

1. The penguins are clubbing and chilling (haha no pun intended) with the other inhabitants of the zoo.

2. The penguins are working on some sort of plan for world domination while at said clubs.

3. The penguins have some sort of all-out rap battle.

4. About world domination plans that rhyme and have good beat to them

5. The penguins are plotting ways to escape the zoo

6. And take over the world

7. They are having intense Penguin Olympic-events

8. And the winner of the Penguin Olympics not only gets a shiny metal, but gets to take over the world

9. They’re chilling with Llama-bird

10. --and are trying to find out his weakness because he is the only one that can stop their plans for WORLD DOMINATION

And just as I’m about to come up with option number eleven, McGonagall’s crisp voice breaks my thoughts.

“Time’s up.”

“THE PENGUINS WANT DOMINATION!”

Only instead of proclaiming it in my head, I find myself standing up in my seat with twenty pairs of eyes on me. Including those of Minerva McGonagall.

Leroy Lovegood looks delighted with me. “Really? I ALWAYS thought it was the butterflies, but the penguins makes MUCH more sense!”'-'Here in This Diary' by EmeraldEyez1728

100.-'He's coming to take me from my prison, my knight in shining scales.'-'What to do?' by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer

101.-“Enough of this flattery. Go watch cartoons while I finish boiling eggs.”

“No thanks. The Smurfs freak me out a little.”

Laney gave him a look. “The Smurfs freak you out?”

“Yeah.”

“…Why?”

“Smurfette.”

“What?”

“The girl Smurf. The fact there weren’t any until she was created. As a weapon, I might add.”

Laney continued to stare at him.

“Hey, I have no problem with them being a whole race of little gay people. Blue gay people, at that. I don’t care. But it’s just weird to have a whole village of little blue guys, who just spontaneously exist apparently, and then suddenly girls start to appear and the guys go insane and everyone wants her. It’s just creepy.”

“On second thought, don’t go watch cartoons with Jamie. You’ll give him some sort of complex.”

Terry shrugged. “Just saying.”

“It’s just a cartoon.”

“So?”

“Just never mind. New topic.”

“Okay.” -??, a Harry Potter fic

102.-"But look, Severus, you should be pleased! Look at the pajamas -- tell us, what is the design there?"

"Animals..."

"And what sort of animals, Severus?"

Snape mumbled something inaudible.

"Come now, tell us what's on the pajamas!"

"...Bunnies..." Snape muttered.

"Ah, but what sort of bunnies?"

"Pink ones," he mumbled. "Pink bunnies." He made a face that betrayed his overwhelming desire to vomit, and everyone in the circle began laughing. Bellatrix, in particular, took great joy in his humiliation.

"Well, Snape," she sneered, "I had no idea you had such a soft spot for bunny rabbits. How have you managed to keep this from your fellow Death Eaters for so very, very many years?"

"Hold your tongue, detestable woman!" he spat.

"Oh and look!" she cried gleefully. "They're footy pajamas! HAH! They have little feet! For your wittle footsies!" She collapsed in a fit of giggles.

"Bellatrix," said Snape silkily, "If you do not close that Firewhiskey-vacuum you so stupidly refer to as a mouth, I swear I will wrap a strand of barbed wire around a baseball bat and violate you with it!"

"...Can I--" began Avery.

"No, Avery, you cannot watch!" Snape yelled.-'101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life' by elemesnedene

103.- “What on earth are you doing?” Remus demanded, staring at him as they walked. Sirius was contorting his arms into odd positions in an effort to reach over his own shoulder.

“Patting myself on the back, obviously.”

“Obviously,” Remus said, rolling his eyes.

104.-Harry shook his head, half in exasperation, half in admiration. The man, he believed, was secretly running the world. Or maybe just England. He managed everything.-'You're A Wizard, Potter' by Amsuhl

105.-With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.

106.-If there is one thing -just one thing- that Roxas had learned, it was that womankind could be very scary. Very terrifying. Worse than a horror film rated 18. Worse than the Chipmunks being turned into evil zombie vampires from the depths of hell controlling an evil mutant acorn army. And Yuffie was the Queen of all the horrors womankind could present to mankind.

107.-Hermione scrambled off Harry and helped him up. They looked around themselves in awe. They were in a relatively small clearing surrounded by trees except a little path leading to where they assumed the school was.

“Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

“Thanks for that brilliant deduction M-erel.”

The two walked towards the path as it was the only way to go. They walked for about five minutes before the trees cut off and they found themselves at the edge if a large clearing. Positioned down a walkway in front of them laid a castle grander then even Hogwarts.

“Screw Kansas, we skipped Munchkin Land and the yellow brick road and landed all the way in Emerald City.”

108.-When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them on the head.

109.- I wonder if there's a special place in hell reserved for idiots?-Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani

110.-Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

111.-Finally registering the the color of the phone, Dumbledore chuckled. "My, my, Severus. I've known you for so many years, yet I never would have guessed that pink was your color of preference."

A pained expression passed over Snape's face. "The Dark Lord picked it out. He felt that it would be -- ah -- amusing for me to have to carry something pink in my pocket 24 hours a day."-'101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life' by elemesnedene

112.- I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

113.-What!! Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who want to destroy mankind?!

114.-Ron: Have any of you seen my brain? It vanished during the middle of the History of Magic exam; said something about a coffee break and just took off, and it hasn't come back yet.

115.-Remus blinked. “Empathy?”

“Mhmm, my magic decided it wanted to eat a dementor.”

Remus and Snape gapped at Harry as he went back to eating.

116.-Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"

117.-"That’s like saying Ron isn’t a complete and utter arse, and Dumbledore would look sexy in a thong,” Blaise joked, grinning.

“Do you really think so, Mr. Zabini?” came a familiar voice. Hermione and Blaise froze, then turned pale faces to the figure behind them. It was Albus Dumbledore. “Interesting luncheon conversation, Ms. Granger, Mr. Zambini.”

“Eheh, good afternoon, Professor. Is there something you need?” a shocked Hermione asked.

Dumbledore smiled. “Actually, there is. Have you seen the foreign boys, by any chance? I must speak to them about a rather urgent matter,” he said.

“Um, we haven’t seen them since free period started, Professor. Sorry,” Blaise said, a slight red tinge on his cheeks. He’d never been so embarrassed in his life.

“Oh. Well, then. I’ll leave you two to think about my possible undergarments. Good day.” And the sly old coot walked away with a slight bounce in his step, eyes twinkling. Hermione and Blaise fell over.

“Oh Merlin, I think I lost a few years there,” Hermione said, clutching her heart. “Where’s my copy of Hogwarts: A History? I need some comfort reading.”

“Where’s my stuffed bunny? I think I need a cuddle,” Blaise muttered.

118.-"Where has Kreacher gone off to, anyway?" Harry asked Ron. "I haven't seen him since we got here."

"We're better off that way, if you ask me." Ron said, cringing. "I'd rather hate to catch him snogging Sirius' dad's trousers, again."

"A sexually frustrated house-elf- now I have heard everything!" Draco said bleakly. "Is there anything else I should know about, seeing as I am stuck at this funny-farm for the remainder of summer?"

"Mundungus Fletcher is slanging shoddy cauldrons out the back door." Harry said dryly.

"Firebolt knock-offs, too." Ron added. "They're really Comet Two-Sixties, with a new paint job and the serial number charmed off."

"Perfectly normal." Draco said tightly, raising an eyebrow. "So that's it, then? No Dementors in the basement or anything?"

"Oh no, Harry's allergic." Ron quipped.

"That's right, I forgot." Draco said, almost smuggly. "Dragons on the roof, then?"

"Only when Charlie is in town." Ron said.

"Anything else?" Draco sounded weary.

"A werewolf lives here part-time." Harry said.

"Lupin." Draco pulled a face. "Of course." He sighed. "That it, then? No more surprises?"

"I caught Dumbledore shagging McGonagall." Ron offered.

"Morgana's Rosy Bum!" Draco swore. "That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!"

Draco looked back and forth between Harry and Ron, who seemed totally unaffected.

"You know what, Potter?" Draco sputtered. "This is a madhouse!"

"You know, I think you might be right, Malfoy." Ron said.

119.-Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate your sense of humor.

120.-Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

121.-At that moment, Shiro swore he saw the flames of Hell rise up behind his sister accompanied by the tortured screams of the damned (though that may be Isshin crying to the poster) as Karin growled out in an ominous tone. "Just. Eat." She stabbed her egg, the yellow yolk spurting across the plate.

The rest of breakfast was eerily quiet, except...

"I knew she was Satan." Shiro whispered to his twin. Ichigo silently agreed.

122.-Jiraiya suddenly had a mental image of himself, leapfrogging about Konoha with Naruto and Sasuke bitchslapping each other on his head.

123-Slowly, Luna blinked her wide blue eyes, a frown tugging at her lips. How could they not know of the Great Pumpkin? “You don’t know? The Great Pumpkin rises from the pumpkin patch every Halloween to fly to good boys and girls all over the world to deliver gifts.”

Luna never failed to amaze Harry, but a flying pumpkin? It sounded a bit like Santa Clause, but Harry wasn’t about to correct her.-'Semper Letteris Mandate' by Lady Draculea

124.-Who burns pudding!?

The question here would actually be--how?

Seriously, how can pudding, a refrigerated food, be burnt? It's not even meant to go near a stove! Or a microwave!-'Never Trust A Holiday Ham' by Mint Pizza Queen

125.-“Yes, I'm always happy. In fact, welcome to my happy world!”

“Great, just what I’ve always wanted... I'll look for an apartment right away...” Sasuke replied sarcastically.

Naruto grinned. “Good, and now that you’re all nice and settled, you can get your shit and leave... only people who smile are allowed in my happy world,” he said cheerfully. Sasuke’s eye twitched. -??, a Naruto fic

126.-Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.

127.-Dear Order,

Have died a tragic, terrible, messy death due to spontaneous self- combustion. Am writing this letter as a ghost. With my teeth. Quills taste funny. I would not recommend them as a snack.

Please come to my funeral. Headmaster, you’re not invited. Someone make sure that Voldie gets an invite, though.

Am going to stop writing this letter now, because my jaw is aching, despite the fact that I’m a ghost. Hermione, don’t poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning.

Love Harry’.”

also

“‘Dear Order,

Am hoping that you’re all in good health, and that Professor Snape delivered my message to the Headmaster.’”

Kingsley paused as several members of his audience snickered.

“‘I’ve been thinking. Would anyone mind terribly if I joined Voldemort? I get the feeling that he doesn’t randomly leave people stuck in a house with the Dursleys for the entire summer with no contact with sentient human beings.

I’m sure he and I can work through our issues, and his little killing people thing.

Love Harry’”Dear Order' by SilverWolf7007

128.-Hermione murmured disgusted and went back to her book, quite unconcerned by the fact that she was sharing a room with a homicidal and hormonal Dark Lord. This was fan fiction after all – logic usually avoided those.

129.-Bless that woman. She had the stubbornness of a Gryffindor and an acid tongue worthy of the most vicious of Slytherins. And she was on his side. Severus never thought he'd be so glad to have a Gryffindor around, but the way she ran interference with Dumbledore, keeping him from just up and offing the man in a fit of rage, was nothing short of a work of art.

"Nonsense, Minerva! Surely it's not all that bad!"

Apparently he'd forgotten last Christmas when he'd forced an assortment of cakes and candies on him and Severus had ended up throwing it all up and killing Mrs. Norris in a brief bout of bloodlust.

He felt a headache coming on.

Rising from his seat, Severus turned away from the table with a parting, "I'm going to murder something cute and fuzzy, drain it of all blood and hang its carcass outside the Gryffindor common room."

"Severus!" Minerva exclaimed, causing him to pause and look back. With a small smile, she murmured softly, "Hufflepuff, if you please."

He smirked at her evilly and walked off, ignoring Trelawney's cry of "Beware a dark-haired man!" and headed for his dungeons.

130.-If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

131.-"Oh my God!”

“My eyes,”

“are burning,”

“I’ll wash,”

“but I’ll never be clean…”-Twins from 'Don't Tell the Twins!' by drygionus

Hunted child in a broken home

Soon to crack like a broken stone

Blood only his to be for him

Heartless actions blamed on nonexistent sins

Soon to a castle whisked in the night

Hoping for a beacon, some leading light

Instead a thoughtful prison, another broken home

For who will care for him when he’s all alone?

132.-Moldywart having an almost human moment. Ron would be having an aneurysm by now, and Hermione would be philosophically pondering on how it was even possible.-'Dark Nights' by Xeldomy

133.-“Now boys…the lemon drops are not a candy to be toyed with! Ten points from Slytherin for transfiguring them into GUMDROPS!”'Dark Nights' by Xeldomy

134.-“Now you know how I feel…” Malfoy sneered and wandered of somewhere to get properly drunk, somewhere where he wouldn’t have to see his father shamelessly molest his godfather and his mother hunt after guys in his age. Now that was scary.

135.-Harry:I never thought I would say this about a hostage situation, but I am so bored.-'What is Right' by Emma Lipardi

136.-“Harry!” Terry called, waving his hand like a madman. Too bad his parents were gone…he’d have loved to introduce them to Harry…Then again, maybe not. They’d start talking about how proud they were of him, and then the baby pictures would come…and Harry would never look at him again without laughing.

Damn baby pictures…

137.-“Super Secret Special Madness Formula for the Deranged.” Harry replied with a shrug. “At least, that’s what I call it. He mixes different alcoholic drinks together in a rather random order each morning and spells the flask to keep it full all day. I’ve decided he has no taste buds.”

“I’ve decided someone should have washed your mouth out with soap when you were younger.” Mad-Eye grumbled, taking a swig from his flask.-'Abandon' by Batsutousai

138.-My name is Harry Potter. A psychopath is out for my blood, my headmaster has a sock fetish, my godfather died by falling through a veil, and I go to a school for the magically gifted. I'm not insane. Really.

139.-That was a little too gay Mr. T."

"Oh sorry. Didn't mean to go overboard."

"Adults should so not try to act cool."

"Agreed, it's degrading for them and us."

140.-“So a little bait-n-switch, some political maneuvering and then… world domination!”-'Radix Acclaro' by Random Dispatcher

141.-There are three very certain things in the life of a villain.

One: Do disreputable things to earn a bad name and a cult following of giant spiders, goblins, evil creatures, and generic soldiers (even if said 'disreputable things' simply involve buying milk from the closest market with a few spider guards tagging along).

Two: Live your life in fear of wandering, overly-righteous heroes bent on stopping you because of whatever fiendish plot you are currently engaging in at the moment (once again, reiterating the story involving the milk).

Three: You don't get a 'happily ever after'.-'Little Red's Fairy Tales: Book 2' by Apple and Kiwi

142.-"That's actually kind of sweet...in a twisted...perverted kinda way."-'At Your Service' by darkalbino

143.-Rules For Evil Cults

8) queers + hallway x magical school = 3 "thumbs" up.

#9) No one can know about # 8.

#10) Sooner or later rule # 9 MUST be broken

#14) One of evil villians friends, from rule # 4 should have a son like in rule # 8, who is involved in a rule # 9, who's father finds out of rule #10-'Children's Playground' by dhracory

144.-Out of nowhere, a voice cries out, “I’ve got it!”

Everyone in the hall turned to the voices origin. They saw Dumbledore running down the middle of the Great Hall with a bowl of something held high above his head.

Voldemort snorts and asks Dumbledore, “Exactly what is it that you’ve got?”

“Lemon Drops. Want one?”

Voldemort, with out saying a word, turns around and begins to walk away. He pauses, tears free of his entourage, and goes back to Dumbledore and his lemon Drops. Voldemort snatches the bowl from Dumbledore and runs away from the Great Hall, his pink blanket fluttering about in the wind.

Dumbledore sat down slowly and gracefully on the ground, his legs stretched out in front of himself.

“I want my Lemon Drops!” he cried and screamed.

Every set of eyes blinked.-'Operation: Infiltrate Hogwarts' by Flamed-heart

145.-“Why can’t you just kill me like a normal villain?” asked Harry, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Corruption is far more evil than simple destruction. And I’ve got a benchmark survey coming up. I was only six points behind Sauron last time. Plus or minus three percent.”

Harry threw up his hands. “Oh, well. I wouldn’t want to hurt your standings in the Evil Association’s yearly newsletter poll and Oh My God, I sound like Snape.”

“I do think you are spending too much time around him,” said Voldemort, tapping his fingers lightly on the book. “He’s not attempting to arrange a rescue for you, is he?”

“No,” replied Harry flatly. “No one is coming to rescue me. Dumbledore thinks this is a good ‘outreach’ experience. Know thine enemy, and all that.”

“Ouch,” responded Voldemort, flinching a bit.

“Snape’s not too pleased either. He tried to kill me in Potions the other day.”

“Potions?” asked Voldemort with a disapproving look.

Harry sighed. “Okay, fine. Dark Potions. I’ve been meaning to ask you. Why is everything I learn around here “Dark” this and “Dark” that, when they’re exactly what I’d be learning at Hogwarts? Dark Potions with Snape. Dark Charms with Bellatrix. Dark Care of Dark Magical Creatures with Macnair. Dark Baking with Lucius. The only thing that doesn’t have “Dark” in it is Offense Against the Light Arts.”

“Just trying to reinforce a pattern. Now, read!” said Voldemort, handing the book back to Harry. “I’m not training you to sit around and argue with me.”

“I hate everything.”

“That’s the spirit!”-'So You've Decided To Be Evil' by Evadne

146.-“Can we focus, please?” Sirius asked. “Obviously Moony is more adept at avoiding having his photo taken than we previously thought. We shall have to be even sneakier.”

“Sneakier than Super Sneaky?” James asked doubtfully, around a mouthful of hand as he sucked on his injured fingers.

“Sneakier than Super Sneaky.” Sirius confirmed. “Prongs, we shall have to be Super Super Sneaky.”

“That’s very sneaky.”

“It is. It is indeed.”-'Photographs and Memories' by Death's Daughter

147.-Sirius rolled over onto his stomach, facing Remus, whose face was beginning to colour behind his book. “Imagine if the kids had your book smarts and my raw sexual magnetism. Those nerds would get laid.”

Remus chose not to respond, but was satisfied instead with the rather loud whump his book made on contact with Sirius’ head.

148.-“Sirius,” Remus starts rather hysterically, trying to wipe the muddy imprint on his parchment, “Where in Merlin’s arse do you go in those shoes? Jumping in dirty puddles?”

“Yes,” Sirius confirms, shooting him a strange look. “You were there today, remember, Moony? You were supervising which puddles were safe and which ones were puddles of doom—”

“There are no ‘puddles of doom’,” Remus tells him for the tenth time that day. “No puddle is a secret vortex to another dimension, nor will it actually swallow your feet. Don’t say it’s true because there is no evidence.”

“Because the puddles have eaten them!” Sirius concludes smugly. “The puddles consume the evidence, that’s all I’m saying—”

“Oh good grief…”

When Remus mutters an ‘oh good grief’, he has clearly hit rock bottom. Sirius laughs at Remus’ somewhat pained expression. Sirius loves –and was born—to annoy wizarding kind.-'Suspend and suspence' by Procrastinator-starting2moro

149.-“Boys and their games,” Hermione lamented. “It could be worse, I suppose. They could have joined Fencing club. Bravado and pointy objects.”

“Oh, that reminds me, Ginerva is coming this year, can you believe it? Finally, the last Weasley. I thought I’d never see the end of the line,” Natalies said.

“How did bravado and pointy things remind you of Ginny?” Harry asked.

“A Slytherin’s mind is a twisted maze, Harry. You can’t go in too deep without getting lost and possibly eaten by something,” Hermione said, and moved the conversation on to other things.

150.-Nagini:She hummed a song in her head to try and make it a bit more exciting. It was the Jaws theme. How she knew it, she had no idea, but she thought it sounded cool.-'Sharing The Throne' by Dragon of Silver

151.-"Your memory is a monster; you forget -- it doesn't. It simply files things away. It keeps things for you, or hides things from you -- and summons them to your recall with a will of its own. You think you have a memory; but it has you!"-- John Irving

152.-"I like torturing. It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling."-Someone's quote

153.- But Jack's smile only grew wider. "How did you enjoy your first night of sailing under a pirate?"

"Only slightly less traumatically than waking up to one," was the answer, dry and quick.-'Slightly Bitter' by Cherusha

154.-The old Headmaster chuckled. “What sort of teenager wants to imagine ‘old people’ having relations?”

McGonagall smirked. “One with a sick, sick imagination.”-'A Breakfast Suprise' by albe-chan

155.-“What’s that supposed to be?” Harry demanded of The Disease. “A jack-in-the-box on crack? I’ll have you know that those things are evil and that it will probably come to life later on tonight and kill us all.”

Ruebella rolled her eyes, but smiled as she replied. “Not quite.”

“It will,” Harry replied, “It happened to a kid at school, I found a jack-in-the-box somewhere and I gave it to the girl… and she was dead the next day.”

Ruebella blinked and demanded, “What did you put in it?”

“Nothing,” he replied a bit too innocently, “I have nothing to do with those things, and she asked me to give it to her. It’s her own fault for opening the damn thing. I knew to keep it closed; you should never open anything that might conceal a dead clown.”

“It’s not a jack-in-the-box,” Ruebella insisted.

“I should have known that you would try to off me eventually,” Harry continued, “and death by jack-in-the-box is definitely inconspicuous enough to keep you from being arrested. I knew there was something strange about you ever since I found out you were a childhood disease I knew you couldn’t handle the fact that I survived rube—”

“It’s a birthday present!” Ruebella exclaimed, frustrated.

“You’re trying to off me on my birthday?” Harry demanded, greatly offended, “I had no idea your evil knew no bounds—”-'So Sue Me' by lunakatrina

There were children standing everywhere

Arms out stretched into the sky

Tears drying on their face

He has been here

Brothers live in shallow graves

Fathers without a trace

A nation blind to their disgrace

Since he has been here

And I saw no bravery

No bravery in your eyes anymore

Only sadness

Houses burnt beyond repair

The smell of death is in the air

A woman weeping in despair says

He has been here

Dark Mark lighting up the sky

Another family’s time to die

A child to afraid to cry said

He has been here

And I see no bravery

No bravery in your eyes

Only sadness

There are children standing there

Arms out stretched into the sky

But no one asks the question why

He has been here

Old men kneel there dying, accepting their fate

Wives and daughters cut and raped

A generation drenched in hate

Yes, He has been here.

No Bravery,

--James Blunt (It’s a song for those of you who don’t know)

156.-Naruto took in the information and nodded slowly, "O...kay...now-for-ques-tion-two" he said slowly, "Where in the hell did you come from?"

Sasuke smiled, "Canada."

Naruto blanched, "Excuse me?"

"Canada."

"...You came from Canada?"

"That's where all dragons come from."

"All dragons...are Canadian?"

"No. But there's a cave there where we're all born. That's where dragons bring their eggs to hatch."

...Er...

Now, Naruto was no expert on...fairy tales, but he was damn sure he'd never heard anything about dragons being born in Canada. He clenched a fist and looked away, shaking it threateningly at the air, "I knew those damn Canadians were hiding something...they're just too damn perfect..."

there was a crooked man...and he walked a crooked mile.

he found a crooked sixpence, upon a crooked stile.

he bought a crooked cat, who caught a crooked mouse.

there was...a crooked child...who lived in a crooked house.

who only knew a crooked love.

they all lived in a crooked house, in a crooked little world.

157.-'Using the Cruciatus Curse on James Potter will solve nothing', the more sensible portion of his mind pointed out calmly. Since it had ceased to be a matter of life and death to listen to it however, Snape no longer paid any attention. He took the time to flick through his old Potions textbooks in the hope that sometime since he’d last seen it a recipe for an utterly untraceable and exquisitely virulent poison had somehow turned up. Why, oh why had he stopped researching it since the Dark Lord’s fall?

… he might even enlist Harry in this project. He had sneaking suspicion the boy would be very pleased to research a nasty demise for his brother. Or perhaps Snape was applying his own sentiments to Harry’s view of his brother. Perhaps Harry Potter was a better person, who didn’t wish his moronic, attention stealing and undeserving twin any harm at all.

Psht. And Snape would win Teacher of the Year.

158.-“Actually, I suppose you’re no better because you sound like some sort of mold that could destroy houses and disease small children,” the boy snorted from his place on the floor, “Voldemrot… ‘I’m sorry,’” the boy mocked in a deep voice, “‘but you have The-Rot-That-Must-Not-Be-Named in your basement.’”-'So Sue Me' by lunakatrina

159.-“I mean, what happened to your face. You used to look all demented and gooey.”

Tom glared at Harry, but pointed to his snake mask sitting on his desk. “So it’s a mask. I knew it. No human, not even monsters look like that. Cause.. that thing has no nose!” Harry chirped. “Can I try it on? I wonder how it feels!”

“OoOoOO I am the dark lord! FEAR ME!” Harry tried imitating him.-'Wine Red' by karo cake

Good evening boys and girls, all the ladies and the gents,

I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, the Hat that’s eloquent.

I decide which Hogwarts House you really do belong in

As when you come and try me on I go looking through your noggin.

Mayhap you’ll be in Gryffindor, and have fine escapades,

Or end up in Ravenclaw and receive academic accolades.

You could be a Hufflepuff, and wracked by indecision

Or perhaps you’ll be in Slytherin, and so end up in prison.

I decide where you ought to be, so sit down and close your eyes:

You have never met a Hat like me, so come and try me on for size.

Gryffindors are brave but rash, and think that Quidditch is divine,

But they have such a narrow outlook and in class they come behind.

For the average noble Gryffindor, all things are black and white

And also tend to be out of mind as soon as they’re out of sight.

Ravenclaws are intelligent and brilliantly academic

And feel that outside of their House stupidity is endemic.

They tend to be averse to action – instead they are all vision,

And have yet to learn there is a difference between cleverness and wisdom.

Hufflepuff, poor Hufflepuff, so steady and so loyal

Whose most distinctive characteristic is that they’re unafraid of toil.

(Mind you, they have to be, they’re such mediocre students –

Although this can be said for them, they always act with prudence.)

Last but not least there’s Slytherin, unscrupulous and political,

Where intelligence and cunning are absolutely critical.

Never turn your back on them, for they’re infinitely ambitious,

And if there’s Dark things happening, their mere existence is suspicious.

So now you know a little about the Houses where you’ll go;

Just come along! Be Sorted! – it’s inevitable, you know.

And don’t think that you can help decide in which House your life you’ll spend;

Only Professor Potter managed that, and he was sorry in the end!

So just relax, don’t worry, I swear it won’t take long:

It will also be less painful than this endless, pointless song.

160.-A good friend will come bail you out of jail...But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying"Damn, that was fun"

161.-Your opinion has been duly noted, numbered, and ignored.

162.-Sticks and stones may break my bones,

But whips and chains excite me.

So tie me up and push me down,

And show me that you like me.

163.The overly loud noise came from Madame Pince behind the counter. Horrid old bitch. Harry was certain that she waited until everyone was asleep and writhed around naked on great big piles of books. Merlin only knew what kind of paper cuts she was hiding under those robes. He kept nipping into the library late at night with his invisibility cloak, trying to catch her in the act and take pictures, but no such luck yet.

Probably for the best. He’d love to catch her, but hate to have gouge out his own eyes.

164.-“Why would I want that?” he asked disdainfully. Remus shrugged.

“You may have got a sudden intellectual urge.”

Sirius looked alarmed

“What’s that? Is it contagious?”-'Are we ther yet?' by draco-is-the-punk

165.-Gin, I trust you'll see to everything," Aizen said nonchalantly, as he smirked and walked off.

Gin paused.

Then he turned slowly towards his cronies, smiling manically.

The members of the Sousuke Corporation felt a foreboding sense of eminent doom looming over them as Ichimaru Gin leaned over everyone and, while grinning, brandished his silver tongue.

"Now, now, my little piggies..."

Aizen simply chuckled amusedly. Yes, Gin will see to every single detail.-Bonds by Impervious Marr

166.-Hermione couldn't shake the feeling that Headmaster Dumbledore had somehow, impossibly, set the entire thing up just to shake apart the school's innate house enmity. And - she cocked a brow at Hannah, the blonde girl's fork held threateningly towards Seamus, who'd made the mistake of reaching past her for a biscuit – to possibly bring out the previously hidden backbones of Hufflepuffs.

Of course, that theory didn't make much sense at all, since one of the professors had died on the trip, and that could have easily happened to any number of them as well. But still, the old man was being quietly sly about the whole thing.

And there was a disturbing twinkle in his eye.

Hermione watched him suspiciously, sitting snug at the teachers' table beside Binns' conspicuously empty seat, and Harry nudged her arm.

"I know what you're thinking," Harry said, bobbing his head agreeably, "but he'd have to be some sort of wizard to pull something that," he gestured widely with his hands, "big off."

"Yesh," Ron said around a lump of potatoes, earning a glare from Draco. He swallowed hastily, then added, "He's a bit bonkers, but he's not magic. There's no such thing."

"But," Blaise cut in, "if there was, you can bet Dumbledore'd be the first one in on it."

They all followed Hermione's line of vision, heads turning and bodies swiveling in seats, to narrow their eyes at the enigmatic Hogwarts' Headmaster. The wizened old man winked at them behind his half-moon glasses, and tipped his teacup in acknowledgement.

"He wears entirely too much tweed to be normal," Malfoy quipped lightly.

Everyone's attention firmly shifted to the blond Slytherin.

"What?" he asked petulantly in response to their stares, then went on emphatically, his index finger pressing into the table, "Tweed."

Harry pulled a disgusted face and went back to his dinner, mumbling, "Fucking Malfoy," but without much rancor.-'Stranded' by SkoosiePants

167.-Harry grinned evilly and rubbed his hands together.

“Dear god no.” Hermione cradled her head in her hands.

“Come my blood sucking friends! To the lair! Woosh!”-??, a Harry Potter fic

168.-“You’re far too amused by the knowledge that you’ve molested my father.”-'Paraselentic' by EmpyrealFantasy

169.-Snape had to obey his superior, since he was in charge of his salary. And Dumbledore would never admit he was sending Severus Snape to bring Harry Potter back into the Wizarding World just because he wanted to be amused.-'You're A Wizard, Potter' by Amsuhl

170.-“Mental images,” the boy muttered obliviously, hands clasped tightly to his head. “…mental images…”

“Yes,” Snape said dryly. “Welcome to the slightly early and no doubt stunning discovery that adults can, will, and do have sex. I know,” he said pityingly at the boy’s horrified whimper, “you don’t like to think of it, but I’m afraid we do not stop being sexual beings the moment we have the misfortune to produce offspring.”

“Sir,” he said helplessly, “Does Hogwarts have Sex Ed classes, and please tell me you don’t lead them.”

“We draw straws,” Snape said imperturbably. “Strangely enough, in my eleven years of teaching I have drawn the short straw only once. An unusual number of students present for those classes went on to end up in time-consuming and isolationist jobs.”

171.-Harry stared at the little monster he had created. It had originally been the strawberry flavored gum Sprout had given him, saying it was good for his teeth, but it was now a vaguely humanoid, albeit miniature, figure.

It was pink. And sticky. And it could move, in odd, shuddering jumps.

And it obeyed him.

Harry grinned. "Okay." he whispered. "Gum. I give you your orders. Go and stick to the butt of a man called Severus Snape. You will identify him by his shiny hair and weird nose."-'You're A Wizard, Potter' by Amsuhl

172.-“I think he likes us,” Naruto said before jumping off the roof. He landed silently and began to run off, only five minutes later realizing what he had done.

“He shouldn’t be able to do that, should he?” Sakura asked Sasuke after recovering from her shock.

“Nope,” Sasuke said, turning to face the girl.

“You’re going to stalk him, aren’t you?” Sakura said, more of a statement than a question.

“Yep,” came the reply.

“Thought so.”

173.-“Because Peter’s bed is icky and there’s something so… wrong about shagging on Remus’ bed. He’d probably have a heart attack if he found out, poor lad,” Chip said fondly.

“What about Sirius’ bed?” I snapped.

They both blinked. “Whoa… Sirius, I don’t think we have shagged on your bed!”

Lily and I both looked at them in disbelief. “You’ve shagged everywhere in this castle except Sirius’ bed?”

“It would seem so.”

“Oh my God.”

Without another word on the subject, the two of them simply left, theoretically to go fix the issue. Lily and I stared after them.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”-'Potter Induced Madness' by FallenMystery

174.-Harry raised an eyebrow.She probably thought him too young to be an accomplice... pity. World domination was an ambition Harry still hadn't given up.

Mmm... he could unite the world. He could make it into one country... Potterland- no, that sounded too much like a place like Disneyworld. He'd think up something catchy later...

Rillard saw his dreamy, plotting expression and looked amused. "World domination?" she asked.

Harry opened his eyes, looking only faintly surprised. "Yes. How did you know?"

"I used to dream of it myself." Rillard said, shaking her head. "Gave up on it."

Harry looked at her suspiciously. "Why?"

Rillard gave him an innocent look. "I totally reformed."

Harry snorted. "You know, I could almost like you."-'You're A Wizard, Potter' by Amsuhl

175.-And the fight resumed. Harry felt his jaw hanging open, and abruptly closed it. He had expected a glare, even some well chosen, fairly nasty words, and then for Luro to be ignored. But for Riddle to actually seem to try and participate in a food fight? Even just a little bit? There was something odd about that. No, that was down right creepy. -'Like A Bird In A Cage' by End Transmission

176.-It was surprisingly pathetic to hear Draco Malfoy plead, mused Harry. It just seemed…. so out of place, like a snowflake in hell or a bright pink tutu on Hagrid.-'Saving Slytherin' by thomas hobbs

177.-Malakai shoved two fingers in front of Naruto's face, "Yeah, not just twice but TWO times!"

Naruto raised a brow and glanced at Etsu, "No, seriously, does he pretend or is he really that stupid?"

"Sadly yes, he is. Now then, I'm offering you one last chance, would you care to spend the night with me?"

"Etsu, I would sooner fuck an eighty year old woman, and I'm into guys." he had to bite his lip from laughing as a look of pure offense crossed the raven's features.-'Beastly Callings' by darkalbino

178.-“You forget, we are a BRITISH Evil organization.”

The Union rep blinked. Twice. He then looked embarrassed. Reaching across the table, he picked up the contract and redacted the dental plan from its verbiage.

“Terribly sorry, I forgot.”-'Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute' by Clell65619

179.-Itachi sighed, "Brother? Is that you?"

"Um..."

He frowned, "Little brother...come closer...it's so dark...and I'm so cold..."

Naruto raised a brow, "Uh, buddy...your eyes are closed...and you're standing in the rain."

The man opened his eyes and looked down at the blonde, "..."

"...Hi?"

"You're not Sasuke."

"Great observation man, I'm Naruto, Sasuke's over there." he pointed to the couch, where Sasuke was watching the scene play out with an amused smile.

Itachi blinked, "Oh...yes, of course."-'Beastly Callings' by darkalbino

180.-The chibi glared at the man, and without warning, dashed across the room. Without pausing, he climbed up the filing cabinet to the top drawer and snarled at the man. Roy ‘eeped’, and chucked the paperwork at the boy’s head, which actually succeeded in rendering the boy unconscious.

Roy blinked, then pumped his fist into the air triumphantly. “Whoo! I knew that paperwork was good for something!”-'Offfice Drables' by Mint Pizza Queen

181.-"After years of slalking Lily, you'd expect I was good at being observant, wouldn't you."James said, smiling at his friend.-'Here I come', a Harry Potter fic

182.-“So what do you think of Tom?” Harry asked, once the carriage started moving.

“He seems quite knowledgeable,” Hermione said, “Although his arrival is a bit suspicious. I’ve never heard of a late transfer before.”

“He’ll definitely be Slytherin,” Natalies said, “I bet he charmed and possibly bribed the school board.”

“He’s a pedophile,” Draco stated with a dead expression. “I’m amazed he didn’t rip off Harry’s clothes and molest him in front of us.”

“Draco!”

All three of them yelled it at the same time and with the same amount of outrage. Hermione crossed her arms and scowled at her brother.

“Jealousy is very unflattering on you, Draco.”

The blond boy merely sniffed and looked away.

183.-He had just raised an eyebrow. The doctor had just raised an eyebrow. Oh my god he was coming on to Sirius. And very blatantly too.

“I’m going to go…”

184.-Apparently, Professor Dumbledore had preformed some sort of charm to make me stop flying. Bah! He was just jealous! I bet he's wanted to learn to fly all his life! Then when someone else actually does it, bam! Down they come. Stupid old lazy-

185.-The black-haired boy sputtered and choked. "E-excuse me? I think you are bringing up a subject that should be discussed with someone else. Like--that Hinata girl, your cousin, I know she likes the dobe--"

Neji crossed his arms and shook his head. "No, I'm talking about you. I've seen you. The looks you give, the pauses, and the hand that lingers a second too long. All of that."

Sasuke scowled. "Stalker."

"Merely an observer caught up in a situation where one's eyes are unable to be averted. You know what that's like, don't you?"

186.-Scare away the fog and let the sky be clear.
Let's stand in light the shadow's full of fear.

You cannot just hide forever.
You'll break, you're not that clever.
Just try for once not holding back your love.

When deep inside your soul is crying out.
Come share with me all your deepest secrets.
Together you and me making love so simple.

187.-"I have a choice. Either save some kid I've never seen before, or save the dumplings. As a hungry human being, I'd choose the dumplings."

"As a human being, you'd choose the kid!"

188.-Ichigo growled, flipping his grinning brother off. "Oh, go fuck yourself incest freak.'

"It's only incest if there's lawyers involved!" Shiro retorted. -Leaves by KivaEmber

189.-"Hey, you blame your mom for everything!"

"Yeah, but my mother is Satan."-- Jake & Charlie, Two and a Half Men

190.-"When subtlety fails, that's when you blow the shit up."

191.-"For others to succeed, others must fail."-- Mandy, Grim Adventures

192.-"There's a game you play, when you enter as a genius and finish as an idiot. It's called 'Simon'."-- Dane Cook

193.-Ichigo ignored the albino's comment. "I'm just wondering about something..." A small yawn and the redhead nuzzled the Hollow;s chest. "What it would be like..." The Hollow was beginning to fall back to sleep. "To have a kid."

Before the Hollow"s brain crashed, his final thought process went something like this: 'whatthefuckohmygodnohwofdikjbvkdhiiowufdiownqwsaxmjopon bang.'

As such it took a few moments for the albino to answer. "A...kid?" He parroted unthinkingly, his mind still not transmitting any new thoughts. Of all the sarcastic and witty comebacks he has saved on a mental back up disk in his head, there wasn't one for this particular sentence. A grievous error that needed to be fixed... He thought numbly.-You want a WHAT now? by KivaEmber

194.-"Those Dementors from Harry Potter are really scary; they suck the happiness and souls out of everyone!"

"Heh. They sound like Lauren on a good day. Destroyer of Happiness and Stealer of souls."

"Oh shut up. You're just jealous that I can inspire fear into children."-KivaEmber and friend

195.-"Satan can't do two things at once, He's not God ya know!" --Lauren

196.-"I don't understand why people want children so badly! Who the Hell wants to go through nine months of throwing up, becoming the size of an elephant and suffering cravings for foods they've never tried before to finally shit out a fucking screaming brat? If I ever get a child, I'm probably gonna smother it in its sleep."

"Yep. She's definitely going to be Aunty Lauren in the Attic. Nicknamed the Bogeywoman."someone's views on children (Hate the little bastards).

197.-Welcome Strangers, you must be cold

Stay a while, the day grows old

Be not afraid, no dangers near

Just recall, we're all mad here.

198.-"A FRICKEN' CAT JUST TALKED TO ME!!"-Ichigo Kurosaki, BLEACH™

199.-"Dude! You've got a 28 digit phone number going on here! And instead of a name, you drew a monkey fucking a coconut. Is that your name, sir? Monkey fucking a coconut?"-- Dane Cook

200.-"We eat Vegans!"-- Random Crusader from Assassin's Creed (Seriously, that's what he said.)

201.-"Screw the money! I have rules! Wait...let me try that again"--Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

202.-"In sleep he sang to me,
In dreams he came,
The voice which calls to me,
And speaks my name,
And though I dream again,
For all I find,
The Phantom of the Opera I despair,
Is inside my mind."
--The Phantom of the Opera, Nightwish

203.-"The wisest choice in this insane world: Beware the Beast but enjoy the feast he offers."-- The Beauty of the Beast, Nightwish

204.-"I never forget a name Craig-"

"Greg."

"-Greg."--Sirus & Harry, A Black Comedy

205.-"Zabuza the Shirtless Predator!!"

"Like that's not a sexual innuendo--KivaEmber and friend watching Naruto

206.-"As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way." Bart, The Simpsons

207.-"I thought that was
The funniest thing
I'd ever heard.

Creepy, insane
Laughter bubbled
Up from my gut
Like lava,
Erupting
Suddenly
In gigantic
Heaving
Gulps.

We were
busted.
I was
Busted.

And I
Didn't
Give
A
Damn."

-- For Some Crazy Reason, Ellen Hopkins

208.-"I swear to God, Kyle! If I didn't have some guy's hand up my ass I'd go over there and kick the shit out of you!"-Eric, SouthPark

'This sounded like something Shiro would say for some...odd reason ¬.¬'

209.-"But we've known all along that Sai's a little emotionally constipated; it was probably just another of his tests--"

"Sasuke was emotionally constipated," she said. He rested his hand against his chest and ignored the thread of pain in her voice that echoed inside him at the mention of their missing teammate. "Sai, on other hand, is emotionally retarded. And since when are you gay?" --Wavelengths by QuestofDreams

210.-At first, nothing seemed amiss. There was no destruction, no smoke and flame. No evidence of what might have caused such a large noise.

But there was Aizen, sitting on the floor beneath his throne in a nearly sprawled fashion. He had one hand covering his face, and Gin could just barely make out a few murmurs. They dared move closer.

Ulquiorra first to break the silence. "Aizen-sama?" he asked tentatively, never one to upset his lord.

There was silence, until they drew closer. Gin could make out the future king's mutters.

"By Kami, I just fucking fell out of my throne," Aizen was mumbling under his breath, his voice clearly holding disbelief.

Ulquiorra blinked slowly. "Aizen-sama?"

The hand dropped. And Aizen looked... well, it was the sort of expression someone had when they squashed embarrassment, indignation, and fury into a ball and threw it at irritation.

"That's it," Aizen stated with a slight wince. "I am building some goddamn stairs."Seireitei Monogatari by Dracoqueen22

211.-Becky looked at Hermione oddly when the first crash came from Harry's room "what is happening?"

'Arg not in the face not in the face'

"Oh, Harry is just getting reacquainted with his owl" Hermione answered "so when do you think our new wands will be ready?"

'Why oh why has god forsaken me?' -Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot

212.-"Life was so simple when I was just the 'Boy-Who-Lived.'" Harry said sadly, "all I had to worry about was the occasional murder attempt and the occasional fan." -Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot

213.-"Don't cry.
Give me your heart, and I will free you.
Give me your heart, and I will save you.
Give me your heart and feel fear, pain, hurt no more.
I will make it all stop."

-Deviantart page, Meru-chan

214.-In the end, the Confederation of Sasuke and the Emperor Inari proved to be too much for the Rebellion and the Circle. Sakura made a 'treaty' with Sasuke and Inari to end the 'gruesome battles'(Sakura did not like gobs of bubble gum in her equally pink hair), while Naruto 'fled' the country in disguise, becoming a fellow hobo to Haku, swearing that one day, he'd be back!

At least, that's what they said when Kakashi asked who won.--For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama

215.-This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!

216.-Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

217.-Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

218.-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

219.-Kira sniffed. "Captain Ichimaru didn't bite me. He went to bite Matsumoto Rangiku instead." His lip quivered. "He told me that if I stayed at home like a good boy and kept myself all nice and untouched for him, maybe later he'd come by . . ."

"You shouldn't put up with that sort of thing," Ishida said, with sudden sympathy. "Nobody should have to be second choice like that."

Chad nodded. "Perhaps if you found some sort of way to show him you cared . . ."

Kira's eyes glittered with a manic, psychotic light. "Nothing says, "I care," like a stake in the back. I've got one I'm sharpening just for him.Night of the Vampire by incandescens

220.-This goes too far. I absolutely draw the line at attempting to corrupt the youth of today. I cannot bring myself to lure a pure, innocent, upright child like Hitsugaya Toushirou into my current plans, no matter how useful his power might be, and no matter how much I would like to ruffle his cute little hair and pat his cute little head and give him lollipops.

Sadly, attempts to bribe him with watermelon have failed. (And I took such care to ask my (concubine) Vice-Captain what he liked, too.)

My esteem for his youthful purity is far too high for me to attempt to (brainwash) gently bend him. Alas, innocence, first of the casualties of war.

(Note to self: little bastard bit my finger. He will suffer.)- Aizen's Diary by incandescens

I'll believe in you, whatever it is
I'll stare and be unafraid
I'll support you, no matter what time
breaking through, no matter what happens
as the guardian of storm, I'll show you no matter what.

221.-Naruto wasn't the type to beat around the bush.

Nor was he the type to jump into the bush.

Normally, he preferred the burn the mother fucker to the ground, laughing as he did so.-Low Wage Work by Novelist Pup

222.-With the exception of Albus which is not unlike reaching into a box of cheerios and pulling out a fruit loop."

Neville smiled at his favorite DADA professor. "No offense sir, but you're a crunchberry in a box of count chocula yourself."

Nicholas's lips twitched. "Thank you. I think."

"You're welcome, Professor. I think." Neville said-Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon

223.-"Rahkesh, I hate to disillusion you, but electrocution doesn't solve all of life's problems." Daray said slowly, pityingly. Draco visibly bit back a chuckle. Ah, progress.-Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold

224.-"We made a pact not to bring that up, Italy! Oaths were sworn, books were burned, it never happened." - Tale of Makeshift CutleryDrawer by Kameko87

225.-“You’ll have help,” the light said grudgingly. “You can choose three companions.”

“Anyone?” Harry asked, suddenly wondering if the fact that he was the walking…well, the standing and talking dead…meant he was a zombie. He didn’t feel any particular cravings for brains. Well, no more than usual.

“Anyone,” the light said smugly.

“Right then,” Harry said with a grin, “Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Cedric Diggory.”

There was a long silence. Then the light said kindly, as if to a simpleton, “Cedric is dead.”

“Yeah, but so am I,” he pointed out sensibly.

There was another extended quiet, before the light pulsed once and demanded, “Why Diggory?”

Harry had given this a great deal of thought – at least, five whole seconds’ worth – and had an answer stunning in its simplicity and well-reasoned logic. “He’s pretty.”

“You’re gay?” the light cried, astonished.

Harry considered this carefully, then shrugged. “I dunno. I think I’m just sexysexual.”

“Sexysexual?” the light said faintly.

“Why not?” - Next Great Adventure by opalish

226.-By the time he had served everything up, Feliciano and Ludwig were at the door. He sent Spain to answer it while he disposed of his embarrassing ensemble. When he came back, Antonio and Feliciano were conversing animatedly while the German glared sourly at his spaghetti as though it had done him some personal injustice.

Lovino sat down next to Antonio. “What’s wrong with Mr. Sunshine?” he asked, taking in a big mouthful of spaghetti.

Feliciano smiled brightly. “Oh, he’s just a little angry because you called when we were in the middle of having sex.”

Lovino choked. Repeatedly. This could not be happening. -Usted Puede Ahora Besar a el Novio by EJR-Blue-Rose

227.-"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

228.-And unlike most fairytales they didn’t live happily ever after, unless happily ever after included being stabbed in the back by your husband literally and having a wife who no matter who pretty he looked on the outside was truly ugly when it came to speaking to and about his husband. Just like a normal marriage I suppose. -Reborn Fairy Tales byJackidy

229.-“I’m sorry Sirius, I didn’t mean for this to happen.”

“I know Kitten,” he huffed in disgust. “This is just what you get when you mess around with books.”--Hope in the Cards by Pan06

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

If you see them cry, don't comment.
Don't say that you know,

How it feels.

Don't say that you care,
When all you're doing is just looking
And telling them you know how it feels.

Especially the ones like a fight in her teens.
Murder on the scene
Or a crime that's unseen.

You can't see the salt
That's pouring into their hearts
The things behind the face
Whose masks can't just part.

So pause a little bit
And read between the lines
If you wanna judge
You little upstart

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

I'M SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic

I'M EMO so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST, so i MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE(or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big DICK

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm, INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fing them all

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly..or crazy

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD who does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I MUST be fed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil

I Love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich

I'm an OG so I MUST be Mexican

I don't EAT very often, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a SOCCER player so I MUST take things ta the face DAILY

I'm not RICH so I MUST steal to get the things I have

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when (m 0 m) was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

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