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Author has written 19 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, X-overs, Jhonen Vasquez, Artemis Fowl, Invader Zim, and Naruto. HI EVERYBODY!! YOU'RE OL' PAL SLINKO HERE!! BLAHHHHHHGGGG ERM ANYWAYS, THIS IS MY PROFILE OF DEATH. BEWARE OF IT. YES. | |||||||
1. Riza encounters a beasty » reviewsRiza is trapped in a cursed castle. Can she escape? Will this candlestick ever get any manners? And What IS that thing in her room with a frying pan?Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,334 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 7-24-06 - Riza H. & Roy M.2. Desire for Porkrind » reviewsKakasaku random drabbles of unlimited spooky doomlike stupidity! This seems to be the only Kakasaku humor fic that I can find...why is this? Do peoples not like stupidity? How very strange.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 4-2-07 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H.3. Random Drabbles of Doom and Dookie » reviewsThe sequel to Random Drabbles of Doom and Pie. Joins the FMA dudes as they eat ignition gloves, pee on fire hydrants, destory Havocs house, and ,eventually, explode!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 2-1-08 - Published: 7-21-074. Captured » reviewsGaz has been captured by Tak and now Zim and Dib must save her. But what happens when their ship gets attacked and they all end up on a deserted planet? ZAGR, DATR, SAGR, MAPR, possible GAMR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 2-12-075. Roys Pepsi » reviewsWhat happens when Ed won't listen to Roy rant about Pepsi? And then Roy is killed and Ed feels guilty about it. But he must shut the hell up about guilt and save the world from the fanta lord for he is the next PEPSI JEDI! warning: contains soy productsFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 8-12-06 - Roy M. & Edward E.6. Chaos in Haven » reviewsSeveral insane mudgirls arrive at Haven one day and chaos ensues! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHpieHAHAHAHA! HAVEN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! BWAHAHAHAHAH! And Turnball will be in it! :D cuz he's only in 1 other fic. Isn't that stupid? poor turnballArtemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,263 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 10-31-07 - Published: 1-20-07 - Complete7. Attack of the bad pairings! » reviewsThe FMA charecters are trapped in a bad pairing fanfic!will they escape?RoyxPride.RoyxED.RizaxWinry.BredaxHavoc.Kai nxFalman.ScarxAl.MaesxInuYasha?.!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,571 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 8-25-06 - Roy M. - Complete8. Chapter fourteen and a half of Chaos in Haven! reviewsThis chapy is seperate from the actual Fic because it'd call for a change of rating if I put it in The fic. Wow. That sentance was redundant. Anyway, Don't read this unless you've read up to chapter 14 in Chaos in Haven.WARNING:VERY VIOLENT. CONTAINS GORArtemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-4-07 - Opal K. - Complete9. Memories of Christmas reviewsArtemis and Butler have been through many rough times together. But what happens when Butler Blackmails Artemis? Can their friendship last? Or will it crumble?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-28-07 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete10. Zims AMAZING mrated fanfic of HORRIBLE DOOM! reviewsI AM ZIIIIIM! And by writing this Mrated FANFIC i have surely obtained control of you HIDEOUS SLIME WORM BABIES! BECAUSE I AM ZIIIIIIIM! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!I am normal.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-26-07 - Zim & Zim - Complete11. The little green boy » reviewsum...where to begin? um...Ed and Scar are both Green. But Alphonse isn't. So, naturally, they ask a vampire why that is. um...i need help.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-24-07 - Published: 10-3-06 - Edward E. & Scar - Complete12. Johnny C meets the veggie tales! » reviewsoh no.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 11-29-06 - Johnny C.13. And now for something completely different » reviewsyup. Every chapter is a different anime or show or book or comic or blah blah blah blahX-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 11-17-0614. The endless pit of doom » reviewsRoy is trapped in a pit and he can't get out! What will happen to him? Will he survive? Find out! Please read and reveiw!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-21-07 - Published: 8-8-06 - Roy M.15. My most pointless fanifc yet! reviewsin this fanfic, Nny teaches small children about monsters, letters, and explosives! yay! Oneshot. Basically this is just me wasting your precious time. PORK.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-27-07 - Johnny C. - Complete16. Random drabbles of doom and pie! » reviewsJoin the FMA dudes as they step in moop poop, wear squid hats, turn into marshmellows, learn to read, run from killers, throw parties, dance with pandas in bikinis,and Eventually implode!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 8-5-06 - Complete17. ABCs for Johnny lovers reviewsgee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete18. The court » reviewsRoy is accused of killing Havocs pet toad. So, he goes to court. But what happens when Inuyasha is the prosecutor and a little girl is his defendant? Chaos that's what!Please R&R!Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 8-7-06 - Roy M.19. What would Ed and others do for a klondike bar? » reviewsThe FMA cast are bribed with klondike bars. But who's behind giving the bars away? And why? And whats your shoe size? Anyways, i've always liked toast. It's just this...thing I have about toast. Dude, toast freaking ROCKS. dosen't it? yeah..i like pie tooFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 7-23-06
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