FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination| Legolas' Girl 31 |
Hey, everyone I've finally decided to write some thing in my bio. My name is Danielle Kane. I'm 21 years old, I live in Iowa. I love watching RAW, ECW and SMACKDOWN, reading The Twilight Saga and The Harry Potter books, cooking, singing, dancing and roller blading. I love reading fanfics, but I'm not very good at writing them, I've tried but I just don't think that they're any good. If I have the time I might try writing one, maybe a WWE or Harry Potter fic who know's maybe I'll actually be good at writing. Dani If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you hear the voices of your RPG characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I don't own I got this from I'm The Reason The Rum Is Gone.) >Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, >He told his friends that it was cool, >And when he pulled the trigger back, >It shot with a great, huge crack. >Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, >I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! >When I went to school that day, >I never said good-bye. >I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. >When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, >And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. >Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, >And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. >And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, >And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now >And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best >Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest >Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, >And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass >Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. >But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. >And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try >I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. >Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, >But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest >When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could >please listen to me if you would, >I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new >I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo >I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, >I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. >But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, >Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. >I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true >And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. FUNNY TRUE SIGNS: At a train station: KEEP BACK FROM THE PLATFORM EDGE...or you may get sucked off At a zoo: PLEASE BE SAFE. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. THANK YOU. In a bathroom: OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer, it's shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the entire performance. On a machine: CAUTION! This machine has no brain. Use your own. In a subway car: Ladies, the poles are fitted for your safety. No dancing. At a park: ATTENTION DOG GUARDIANS: Pick up after your dog. Thank you. ATTENTION DOGS: Grrrrrr, bark, woof. Good dog. At a downtown shop: MR. TOSKANA has had an EXPENSIVE divorce and now needs the money, so SALE NOW ON! At the a mall: PLEASE don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor--the cockroaches are getting cancer. ~~~ I saw this on shadowglove's profile and I had to post it here. No I do not own it. I found this to on shadowglove's profile and she got it from THEATTENTIONJUSTENCOURAGESHER 'S PROFILE. No, I do not own the following: One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man. I hear voices, and they don't like you. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on. It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway. On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) Hell yeah! Again I got this from shadowglove's profile and I don't own. ...You Know It's gonna be a bad day when: You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of your candle. While following a group of Hell's Angels, you tap your horn accidentally and it sticks. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, The Jar Head, GTEX, dragninja, Charmedgrl4ever, -Holly-Fan-1-, RonMione92, Legolas' Girl 31, I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile(I don't own these. I copied them from Rebellious Bella Black) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101,purpleface14, DX-Dynamite, Jeffismyhero1217, Legolas' Girl 31, I don't own the following Jeffismyhero1217 does: If you want, copy this into your profile and bold the ones you are. You know you're a WWF/WWE Fan if... 1) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING! 2) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week. 3) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time. 4) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance. 5) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!" 6) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later. 7) The sledge hammer is your new best friend. 8) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!" 9) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be". 10) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas. 11) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!! 12) You turn off the lights because no one respects you. 13) You know that Edge is PG-13. 14) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia. 15) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon. 16) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?" 17) You know three ways to use a table, a ladder, and a chair. 18) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon. 19) You lie, cheat, and steal. 20) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007. (A/N: Did any of you do that?) 21) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud. 22) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV. 23) You refer to a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass. 24) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner. 25) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event. 26) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it. 27) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams. 28) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho. 29) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties. 30) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker. 31) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko. 32) You're in love with a WWE Superstar. 33) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights. 34) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero. 35) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program. 36) You can name more wrestlers then family members. 37) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so" 38) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7. 39) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling. 40) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is. 41) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair. 42) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer. 43) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event. (Not yet, but I will.) 44) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured. 45) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants. (Why the hell did he do that?) 46) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling(or the WWE) in your home. (Not yet, but I will.) TWILIGHT OATH~ And I promise to remember Esme | |||||||||
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