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since	: 07-11-06, id: 1088246, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
country	: United States

Author has written 124 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tales of Symphonia, Legend of Zelda, Twilight, V for Vendetta, and Treasure Planet.

Basics? The name's Anna, an artist and I'm still in school (damn it all).

Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.

Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public: Yup.
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled: Unfortunately
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about: Almost every pair of pants I own

14. Tripped while checking someone out: No. I trip every other time though
15. Had to pay for something you broke: Uhh...I don't think so.

16. Nearly drowned: Many times. I am known for having the insane ability to trip underwater.
17. Passed out: I don't think so...
18. Had a crush on somebody: Mmhmm.
19. Been stuck in the rain: Every time. :) I love the rain.
20. Been attacked by an animal: Sooooo many times.

21. Fallen asleep while driving: Nobody wants me behind the wheel
22. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex: Not quite sure. I'm Oblivious Girl for a reason.

23. Actually slipped on a banana peel: Heh heh. Yup.

24. Made a wish that came true: Once or twice.

Favorite Video games: Second Sight, Smash Bros. All the Zelda and Mario games, Tony Hawk,Pac-Man, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts(even though I've only played the first one. My PS2 broke the day the KH2 came out), Fire Emblem,Tales of Symphonia, Mystic Heroes, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, Fire Emblem: PoR and RD, Tenchu

Fave Movies: Serenity, All the Disney movies, Zorro, Sweeny Todd, Memoirs of a Geisha, TMNT, POTC, Spirited Away,Princess Mononoke, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Mamma Mia, Dark Knight, Wall-E (that movie was pure cuteness) Hot Fuzz, My Fair Lady, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Thief Lord, V for Vendetta, Breakfast Club, Demolition Man, What a Girl Wants, Johnny Dangerously, X-Men Origins: Wolverine(Gambit was AWESOME!), Princess Bride, A Knight's Tale, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Moulin Rouge, The Producers, To Be Or Not To Be, The Man WHo Didn't Know Enough, Dr.Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Peter Pan, Hook, The Saint, French Kiss, Willow, Lord of the Rings, Cutthroat Island, Dead Poets' Society,

Fave Shows:Monk, Psych, House, Firefly!, Drake and Josh, TMNT, Heroes, Buffy, Angel, Avatar, News Radio, Gilmore Girls, Leverage, Castle

Fave Books:Harry Potter series, Dragonlance, Inheritance trilogy,The Other Boleyn Girl,Memoirs of a Geisha, all Mythology,Hollow Kingdom, Grimms Fairy Tales, Percy Jackson anad the Olympians, Twilight series, Wicked Years, Mirror Mirror, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Artemis Fowl, Lone Samurai, Maximum Ride, Dark Jewels Trilogy, Noble Dead Saga, Anita Blake, Thief Lord, Fever Series, Faerie Chronicles, Thief of Always, Tamora Pierce in general

Fave Animes(in order): Rurouni Kenshin, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar, Death Note, Kyou Karu Maou, Trigun, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Yugioh,

Music: Avenue Q,Soundtracks, Aerosmith, Bowling for Soup, Santana, Wicked, Bob Carlisle, Black Eyed Peas, Madina Lake, Finger 11, Ricky Martin, We the Kings, Pink, Greenday, Angels and Airways, Skillet, FM Static, Thriving Ivory, Sum 41. +44, April Sixth, Sister Hazel, Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Lou Bega, Tal Bachman, Secondhand Serenade, Steven Curtis Chapman, Veer Union, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Yellowcard, Sugarcult, Shinedown

NICKELBACK AND HINDER ALL THE WAY!!

My Quotes:

"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."-Wash(Firefly)

"They weren't themselves inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Then they see the sky and they remember what they are."-River(Firefly)

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.

If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I’d bet my a everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

Stop the Pairing Wars!
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You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you fall in slow-motion and everyone else is in normal speed, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think there should be a prequel to Tales of Symphonia where Kratos is the main character, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name. SheenaFujiFilm, Penamesolen. Freakyanimegal456, LloydIrvingisMine, fowl68

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've walked into a wall and apologised to it, paste this to your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

It you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble's, put this in your profile.

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity and no one can bring you down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, Feathertail1021, Spottedfire, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Mickey Mouse is a GOD, copy and paste this to your profile

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech

78 percent of first time Dead Man's Chest viewers gasped when Barbossa walked down the stairs. 12 percent said Yay! 7 percent said they knew it was going to happen because they frequently researched it online and the other 3 percent sighed and swore under there breath. If you were in that 12 percent that said Yay! copy and paste this into your profile.

We want Tales of Symphonia Sequel!

Tales of Symphonia is too good a game to be left alone. We want a sequel, and Kratos comes back! Copy and paste this if you want a

Tales of Symphonia Sequel

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Spare me the ignorance)
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE~

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in today's culture. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, fowl68

The Procrastinator's Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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Sometimes, duty goes where the heart can't follow. But no one ever says anything about people getting hurt in the process. 25 chapters

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Daughter of the Darkness »

People go into the Warped Lands fragile, but whole. They never come out and they're broken. But she was a special one. She wasn't afraid of the madness that awaited her in the Warped Lands.

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1. Concerning Cakes and Kisses reviews
How was I supposed to know that you’re not supposed to put the plastic bowl with the cake mix inside the oven? It doesn’t say anything about that on the box! SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-27-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

2. Puzzling Un Happiness reviews
Happy endings are stories that haven't finished yet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

3. Thunder reviews
Irony loved Itachi. It was his silent servant, always there and never expected. It’s why he finds it horribly ironic that everything comes back to lightning in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

4. Ten Things I Wish I Could Hate About You reviews
Naruto sees ghosts sometimes. Or rather, one ghost in particular. SasuNaru ShikaTema GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-28-09 - Complete

5. Dreamer's Dreams reviews
Roy Mustang dreamed of human things, of peace and families no longer getting torn apart; he dreamed in logic and reality. Edward Elric dreamed in legends and remembered smiles, all laced with his nightmares lurking in the shadows
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-09 - Edward E. & Roy M. - Complete

6. Another World » reviews
They're the best assassins there are and they hate to kill. "Maybe if we go far enough away, the world will just forget about us." Rating might go up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 10-5-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

7. An Answer reviews
No ordinary person who knew what that man had done could have stood there without breaking into a rage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-16-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

8. Final Wish reviews
And Naruto had never forgiven him for bringing out that inner beast that he tried to keep locked away. Even if it was to save his life. Mentioned past SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-10-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

9. Better than Maybe reviews
Three of those years had been spent in war. The other two…well, Naruto had always been an avid trickster and everyone knows that the greatest trick ever pulled was making the entire world believe you don’t exist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-26-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

10. Double Image reviews
It was morbid curiosity that made Jim ask, Silver knew. But he couldn’t make himself tell the whole story. Because it might make the boy hate him and all the healing that Silver had seen over the past few months would all be undone.
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete

11. If You Fly Away Tonight reviews
It was he and Kakashi’s day for eating dinner. It used to be the entire team’s dinner night, but there was no one else left. Implied SasuNaru Possible MinaKaka if you look at it diagonally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete

12. The Silver Lining » reviews
Naruto is a legalized executioner for anything preterntural. He and his partner solve preternatural cass. The part that doesn't fit-his partner and best friend is a vampire. And a string of murders is their new case. This might be one they can't solve. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,779 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 9-1-09 - Published: 4-1-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

13. LifeLong Wish reviews
The peaceful times came too late...everyone worth living with in the war-free time was gone...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete

14. Growing Up reviews
Sometimes you wish you knew just when it all changed and then you wish you could go back and do it over.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete

15. Baker's Love » reviews
Sasuke shouldn't question the deceptive charm of bakers. Especially bakers with scars. AU Eventual SasuNaru For freexflyer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,664 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 8-6-09 - Published: 2-24-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

16. Separation reviews
His heart's screaming at him that things aren't supposed to be like this and he wonders when everything changed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

17. Geniuses reviews
He was tired of hearing about prodigies. ShikaNaru Mentioned past SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-21-09 - Shikamaru N. & Naruto U. - Complete

18. Bittersweetness reviews
The day that Sasuke woke from the hospital when he was eight years old was the last time he had a sweet.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-5-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete

19. Sharing a Breath reviews
Sometimes, Kakashi can't breathe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-09 - Kakashi H. - Complete

20. Silent Tango reviews
There was power in the heartbeat of the notes, the rhythm and melody of songs.But the echoing strains of the song didn't cause the world to come crashing down as he half-expected ot to. Mild KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-09 - Itachi U. & Kisame H. - Complete

21. Just Maybe reviews
His parents would never be able to see his first steps, be there on his first day of school; be there when he got his heart broken for the first time. But maybe, just maybe, he could be there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-21-09 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete

22. Sitting at the Edge reviews
The end of a world and the lingering lives in another. Mentioned past SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-12-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

23. Sing Me Higher reviews
They’d never seen Naruto beaming quite so brightly as the day when he found out that there was soon going to be another addition to their patchwork, mismatched family.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-5-09 - Naruto U. - Complete

24. First Days of School » reviews
I TOLD you we should have stopped for gas at that last rest stop. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,020 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 6-4-09 - Published: 8-18-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

25. Lights in the Fridge » reviews
That’s what you get for being pretty, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 9,098 - Reviews: 463 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-08 - Minato N. & Naruto U. - Complete

26. Childhood Memories and GrownUp Dreams reviews
They both smiled, although the light from the fridge didn’t give a whole lot of light at their angle, and toasted to a night of hard work and pie.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete

27. Dusting Off a Rapport reviews
Yuan knew that forgiveness took time; months, years, sometimes a lifetime. But Yuan hoped that, for the love of Origin, it wouldn’t take a lifetime for Kratos to forgive him.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-1-09 - Yuan & Kratos A. - Complete

28. Photograph » reviews
And both men knew that, tonight, they’d be back at their small flat in the village farthest away from the old warzone and the graves with a bottle of scotch while they nursed old wounds that still had the power to hurt.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete

29. Price of Madness reviews
Grief was the hammer they used to break his control. Rage was the forge in which he shaped his power into a weapon. Older Teen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

30. Beloved reviews
The entire time Itachi wrote out the letter, the only way he could keep his hand from shaking was remembering that he was doing this for his little brother. For Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-5-09 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

31. Sacrifice reviews
The phantoms of the war still plagued their minds, the colors of the world limited to crimson, darkest black and flashes of steel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-3-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

32. Painting Freedom » reviews
The arts are the medicine of a breaking heart. Sequel to Wonders and Miracles AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,839 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 10-31-08

33. Missing Someone reviews
It's sad when you can walk by someone like they were never a part of your life, someone you used to be able to talk with for hours and now you can't even look at them. Past SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-25-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

34. Not a Scratch reviews
After all, Sasuke lived for his memories.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-8-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

35. Stallion on the Fly
The decades after the war were hard-with rebuilding, reforming treaties and those that the war left behind trying to find their place in a world that doesn't need them any longer. Post TP Prequel to Ride Forever
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Published: 2-25-09 - Link

36. The Nature of Beauty reviews
His mother never believed it, never believed that her strong, small son would or even could, break. She never imagined that the little girl could, and the little girl's breaking would make a terrorist out of her son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-4-09 - Deidara - Complete

37. Stand With You reviews
Love isn't just a thing. It's a million little things that are each a part of forever. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-2-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

38. Of Studies and HalfMelodies » reviews
You’re the tutor?” Naruto's grin was full-fledged now. “So what was it you needed help on?” Smart!NaruSasu For freexflyer
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,068 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 11-16-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

39. Articles of Love » reviews
We love them for a million reasons. No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind, but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. Various Pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Complete

40. Always Be reviews
“Not just yet.” He told the light. “I’m waiting for some stupid dobe down there.” AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-19-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

41. Light the Candles reviews
We’re honoring our loved one’s memory. The houses are for entire families that died and the boats are for just one person. Naruto didn't need boats or floating houses. He had only three candles. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

42. Scarlet Carsons reviews
Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-08 - Complete

43. The Reasons reviews
Gai remembered Obito as a friend and knew that Kakashi never wanted either of them to forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete

44. Saying Goodbye reviews
Sometimes saying goodbye is a painful way to say I love you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

45. Don't I? reviews
...Don't I know you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

46. Moments in Time » reviews
Somewhere along the way, Sasuke had made Naruto fall in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-7-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

47. Making Sense reviews
No fireworks, or amazing bursts of clarity, but since when did any sort of relationship of theirs apply to the normal standards?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-24-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

48. That Smile reviews
he raised his glass in a silent toast of congratulations. At least they'd gotten their happy ending. One-sided SasuNaru Side GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

49. Grand Entrance reviews
“You know when the music plays and the bride makes her big grand entrance and everyone turns to look at her? I like to look at the groom because that’s when you see…everything.” SasuSaku one-sided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-15-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

50. Wonders and Miracles » reviews
The High Judge had been hunting their people for years. His son was as prejudiced as he until he saw the blazing blue eyes that the blonde gypsy had pinned him with. Eventual SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-29-08 - Published: 10-16-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

51. Panda? reviews
Gaara always apologizes, even though he's never quite sure how. GaaLee
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-25-08 - Gaara & Lee R. - Complete

52. Nothing Wrong With Us reviews
Don’t treat me like I’m any better than you are.” “Yeah you are, teme. You saved me.” NasruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-24-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

53. Who Needs UHaul? » reviews
Kiba kept grumbling on about the life-sucking stairs and while Naruto laughed. SasuNaru KibaShino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 6-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

54. Walk Through the Fire » reviews
If the former assassin was true to anything, it was her word. If she didn't want to be found, you wouldn't find her. Sequel to Living in Eternity's Sunrise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,052 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-12-08 - Published: 9-18-08 - Complete

55. Saying Everything and Nothing at All reviews
“He already can’t run, can barely push himself in that damn wheelchair! Are you going to take that away from him too!” Sasuke didn’t know who he was talking to at the end, God or the doctors.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-8-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

56. Magic reviews
Love can be magic, but sometimes magic is an illusion.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

57. Saving Sasuke reviews
Maybe that said something about this person. Wearing dark clothes underneath all the brightness, like the any dark secrets would be hidden under a bright exterior.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-3-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

58. Eclipse of Shared Hearts reviews
But he'd learned how to handle depression long ago. Long before he'd ever known about his missing other half known as Uchiha Sasuke. Sasunaru ANGSTY
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-1-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

59. Living in Eternity's Sunrise » reviews
The little girl from Wave that they'd first found has grown up and everyone's noticing. Sequel to Bittersweet Elegance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 8-21-08 - Complete

60. Angel Friend of Mine reviews
“Course not. Just like you pissing Sakura-chan off wasn’t your fault.” Naruto’s foxy grin made Sasuke glare, as Naruto took his place at the foot of the bed. Kinda SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

61. Damn Good Life reviews
Naruto had teased Sasuke a bit about the slight, barely noticeable wrinkles beginning to appear around his eyes. He'd gotten the glare that had never really had an effect on him in the first place in response. NaruSasu and some mentioned ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-12-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

62. Keeping the Light reviews
If that ever happens again, and I know it will, I want you to stay away from me. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-7-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

63. Storybook Endings reviews
At least I can dance, teme." "Wanna bet, dobe?" SasuNaru and mentioned KibaHina Songfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-3-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

64. Sleepless reviews
IS that what you were scared of? That would have saved me a good deal of thinking." Sasunaru Sequel to Puddles
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

65. Intervals in Time reviews
Sasuke looked sideways at the dobe in a "manly" orange-spotted apron and let a smile quirk on his lips. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-27-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

66. Puddles reviews
People say it's scary. The Sharingan I mean. But there's nothings scary or bad to it. It's just different." Implied SasuNaru Probable sequel
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

67. Of Werewolf Alteregos and Newspapers reviews
Jake, are you leading a triple life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-24-08 - Bella & Jacob - Complete

68. Falling Together reviews
Reasons why things change, you believe lies and why good things fall apart. SasuNaru Implied LeeTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-08 - Complete

69. Carry reviews
No more running. I'll carry you from here. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

70. A Friend's Love reviews
Damn the bastard who ever thought of pi to the seventh level of hell. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-21-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

71. The Boy Who Works at Starbucks reviews
Double latte, Naruto?" "Can you put some extra foam on it too, Sasuke?" SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-20-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

72. Bittersweet Elegance » reviews
Meeting a blind girl wasn't in the game plan for Team 7, but she's about to turn their entire world upside-down and if they had to pick a starting point, it was when she punched Uchiha Sasuke. IN MIDDLE OF REVAMP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 8-20-08 - Published: 8-11-08 - Complete

73. It Might Have Been reviews
All the feelings and possiblities, and the knowledge of never. Major Angst Alert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

74. This Boy reviews
Smiling, Naruto kissed the pale cheek, ignoring the minor blush appearing on them. "Thanks Sasuke, but I don't think I'll ever get Algebra."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-17-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

75. Frustrating reviews
Steeling himself, because walking from here to the end of the line was the hardest part, he concentrated on keeping his feet from tripping over themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

76. Through Prison Bars reviews
Is it that hard to trust me?" "Through prison bars it is."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-9-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

77. Always There reviews
But you're just the exception to everything, aren't you, teme?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-8-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

78. The Difference Between Good and Best reviews
Both boys ended up in the hospital-one for bruised ribs and other mild for a ninja injuries and the other with a mild case of pneumonia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-3-08 - Complete

79. Mama Mia reviews
If you can't get someone out of your head, maybe they're supposed to be there. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-3-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

80. Understanding, Believing and Accepting reviews
We've been over this, Sasuke. I can read, I just prefer not to read anything that doesn't include pictures."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

81. Home reviews
Squinting into the fog, the electric blue eyes quickly widened as the familiar sillhouette came towards him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

82. He's Been There When reviews
Tenten grinned at Neji, whose face remained emotionless, but his eyes were pleading with her, begging to be free of the torture that was their sensei and his look-alike.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-29-08 - Complete

83. Loyalty reviews
Family forgives each other, even if they don't always understand why someone did a certain thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

84. Worth Hearing reviews
That small sentance was all Edward offered as an explanation, and that worried Alfons slightly, for Ed never left details out of a story.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-08 - A. Heidrich & Edward E. - Complete

85. Friendship Wish reviews
Why is it that every time you bang up a car all to hell, you always bring said banged up car to me?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-21-08 - Complete

86. Ocean's Blaze » reviews
Fire and water don't really mix.You could say they're incompatible. But when they do love, they love passionatly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-18-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

87. Impossible reviews
Naruto buried his head into the wet vest, too tired to care and too hurt to stop remembering.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

88. Heaven on Earth reviews
Temari was so getting blackmail from this. Various pairings
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-14-08 - Complete

89. Simple Mathematics reviews
Is there some reason you want me to eat coconut pineapple ice cream, Iruka?" "It helps with depression." Various pairings
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-08 - Complete

90. Beneath the Stars reviews
The shadow was almost literally that: dark hair and black clothes with pale skin. his eyes made him not able to look away: dark pools as deep and dark as the midnight sky.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

91. On My Way reviews
There was no Konoha shinobi, not anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-10-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

92. Serenity reviews
Kratos could only think of two people who had ever known about this place and one of them was dead.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-08 - Kratos A. - Complete

93. Pairs reviews
Five years could do a lot, but Sasuke had a feeling that very little could damage Naruto's trust in people. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-6-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

94. Eyes and Lies reviews
Truth, curiousity, knowledge and emotion were the things that were constantly hidden by the masks, the masks that only they were able to see through.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

95. Tattoo reviews
I know this, the only difference between you and me is that I didn't tattoo their names on my arm. Character deaths
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete

96. Dude Looks Like a Lady reviews
I don't know what you're laughing brat, because you're each other's date for the night." NOT A SONGFIC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-2-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

97. Apeirophobia reviews
Infinity's a long time when you can live forever.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-08 - Yuan & Kratos A. - Complete

98. If You Need Me reviews
I'll be your shadow. I'll be your smile, your shoulder. And your friend.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-26-08 - Kratos A. & Yuan - Complete

99. Of Memories and Music reviews
They could develop mnemophobia, a fear of memories. It wasn't too common, but it was known to happen. Especially to ANBU members.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-26-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

100. Love? reviews
We choose to love;we do not choose to cease loving."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-08 - Complete

101. Ride Forever reviews
He would even participate in a sumo match every now and then, but the Iron Boots, partially rusted, lay in a dusty corner, not having been used in over a decade.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-08 - Link - Complete

102. Rose reviews
Roses are for love-not honeysuckle or forget-me-nots, not that silly sweethearts' love, but the love that makes you and keeps you whole.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

103. Dictionary reviews
Why the hell are you looking in the dictionary for that!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

104. The Most Important Things reviews
Sasuke knew how hard it was to say those three little one syllable words. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

105. RockPaperScissors reviews
They held out their fists in the only way to solve this kind of arguement.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-20-08 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete

106. Strangers reviews
Time is the enemy for two strangers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-19-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

107. His Little Lady reviews
Papa, can you make me feel like a princess?"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete

108. Calamity
Do not fear neither you enemies or your friends. Fear those who do not are;They neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exist because of their silent consent.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Published: 6-15-08 - Kratos A. - Complete

109. Werelight reviews
The brunette looked ou the window at the pink and lavender spreading into the sky. "Yesterday's gone." Sasunaru. 1st romance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

110. Coming Back, Welcome Home reviews
He had walked this path a thousand times. He had no need to see. Strong friendship, but could be seen as yaoi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-3-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

111. Shadow reviews
He was standing at the end of the path that was not chosen to be followed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-31-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

112. Dance to the Music reviews
I will not go to the dance. Those were his exact words. So why was he here, dancing with his best friend? AU. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-31-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

113. Treasure of Silver and Gold reviews
Jack thinking about his treasures. "Not all treasure's silver and gold, mate."
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-08 - Jack S. - Complete

114. No One Calling reviews
Years have passed, and people change. "You gonna stop gaping and let me in, dobe? It's cold out here." Rated for Naruto's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-28-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

115. Sanguine reviews
Flashes of a war, and finding the non-reality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-27-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

116. Masqueradeing Never Works Between Friends reviews
Naruto's been having some issues, but nobody but Sasuke has noticed. He intends to fix that. NaruHina. Rated for Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

117. Boys Will Be Boys reviews
An epic battle is about to unfold,this one involving sais, swords and...popcorn kernals? Rated T for Sasuke's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

118. Gymnastics reviews
The annual sports festival's coming up and gymnastics is now an event. What's poor Naruto to do?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

119. Silence of Time reviews
How long the roads between them were and longer still were the years. "Nothing's changed." "Nothing ever will." Warning:Many character deaths.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-22-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

120. Ideal Life reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a quiet sort of afternoon. AU. Rated T for Naruto's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-21-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

121. Brother, my Brother reviews
Promises never get broken and friends never say goodbye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

122. Sound the Bugle
Ed's feeling depressed in munich. A memory's gonna give hima wake-up call.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Published: 5-1-08 - Edward E. & A. Heidrich - Complete

123. Always Return Home reviews
Brothers are never truly apart. 1st Songfic
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete

124. Day of Silence reviews
The cries of those that are ignored, we'll be their silent voices. Day of Silence tribute. Mentioned yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete

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