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Author has written 36 stories for Super Sentai, Power Rangers, Lost, Ben 10, Naruto, and South Park. New Warrior of Fire Biography. (Of sorts) Name: Kiana Max (But you can call me Brown Bear if you really want to) Sex: Female Shows: South park, Naruto, Ben 10 Alien force, occiasonally Lost, Formerly Super Sentai and Power Rangers. My Stories: All stories are written by team New Warrior of Fire. Jazz: Specailizes in humor fics. Me: I run the account and edit the fics that are submitted. Most of the stories are calaborated on by all of us, but there are also fics that have been single-handedly done by one of us. How to Contact Me: Message me if you wants to. Or, if you're not really into all that E-mail stuff, just review me via one of my many awesome fics. Quotes: To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Unknown. Hate, sadness, and even happiness . . . to be able to share it with another person . . . from fighting with him, I learned that. He knew pain like I did. And then he taught me that you can change that path. I wish that someday I can be needed by someone. Not as a frightening weapon, but as the Kazekage of the Sand. ~Gaara Those tear-filled eyes will change your destiny. ~Flow, in the song Re:member Downtown, lights will be shining on me like a new diamond ring out under the midnight hour. ~Billy Joe Armstrong At the subway platform, in the midnight city, I hurry home to get to that room, where you're waiting. ~Yoffy, from 'Psychic Lover.' Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. ~Marianne Williamson . . . the truth is . . . I am Iron Man. ~Tony Stark, in the movie 'Iron Man' One more thing: I would like to say something about flaming. Not only is it unwarrented, it is wrong and hurtful. The whole point of reviews is to give constructive critisism, explaining to the author the stregnths of the story as well as what can improve. An author benifits from hearing well-rounded feedback, but flaming only does damage to the author. Flaming is not a respectable practice; it only shows ignorance and intolerance on the reviewer's part. So please be respectful of your fellow authors on this site and show them proper respect. | |||||||
1. An Unfair Trade » reviewsLady Tsunade has issued a temporary re-assignment of sensei to each team. Team 7, who are fed up with Kakashi's perpetual lateness, are excited about it . . . until they're assigned Gai! OOC for comedy. Warning: Team 6/Gai/Sakura fans should not read thisNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.2. The death of Maito GaiAccording to a newspaper article, Gai has had a recent near-death experience. However, the ninja students are skeptical. Is the story for real, or is Gai just full of crap? Warning: Gai fans should not read. Slight OOC on Lee's part.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Published: 9-6-09 - Gai M. - Complete3. Kabuto Quits reviewsKabuto gets sick of doing all the thinking for Orochimaru. So one day, he walks out. What will Orochimaru do about Kabuto? Fall apart. Rated T for language. WARNING: This fic contains minor Orochimaru-bashing. NON-SLASHNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-09 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru - Complete4. Drunk Dialing reviewsKabuto and Yoroi decide to have a truce for a day, they discover that maturity is in fact overrated. ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-09 - Kabuto Y. & Yoroi A. - Complete5. May Rock Lee Rest reviewsWhen Lee is found murdered, the truth of Gai's teaching philisophy comes out at his funeral. ONESHOT. Warning: Gai fans should not read.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-09 - Lee R. & Gai M. - Complete6. Tweek's Secret reviewsTweek is a lot of things to Craig, but secretive isn't one of them. Little does he know of the secret Tweek is hiding. Craig/Tweek ONESHOT. No flames, please.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-15-09 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete7. Kiba vs Shino reviewsA minor issure that arises between Kiba and Shino turns into a full-on war, fast!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-7-09 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete8. Shikamaru Saves the Day reviewsIno suddenly finds her reputation on the line when Sakura decides to blackmail her. Her only hope is Shikamaru, with a revised version of the classic song by Eric Cartman, "Kyle's mom's a bitch". SONGFIC. WARNING: Sakura fans should not read.Crossover - South Park & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-7-09 - Ino Y. - Complete9. When we were friends reviewsSasuke finds out that Kabuto and Yoroi, two of the most dysfunctional teammates in Konoha, used to be best friends. What caused that to change? ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-23-09 - Kabuto Y.10. Three reasons to hate Maito Gai reviewsNaruto has been assigned a mission that will pay 200 dollars. But to get his pay, he'll have to get something from Gai! Oneshot. Warning: Gai fans should not readNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-8-09 - Naruto U. & Lee R.11. Quality Time reviewsWhen Gai sees Kakashi spending quality time with one of his students, he decides to try to outdo Kakashi by spending quality time with Neji. Little does he know, Neji will give him more than he bargained for.OOC for laughs. WARNING:Gai fans shouldn't readNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-09 - Gai M. & Neji H. - Complete12. Secrets reviewsNaruto listens in on Team 6 telling their secrets around a campfire, and is shocked to find out that they aren't the ninja he thought they were. Warning: Gai/Lee fans should not read.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-09 - Naruto U. - Complete13. A Douchy Double Date reviewsSakura accepts a date with Lee, which Naruto finds unacceptable. He quickly launches a plan to shoot them down, and in doing so asks Hinata out! As a result, Hinata lives her dreams while Lee's dreams and manhood are decimated. Naruto/Hinata.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-3-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete14. Rock Lee is a douchebag reviewsLee has just been awarded most improved Genin of the year, and Gai rigs it so Sasuke has to write his acceptance speech! But Sasuke's planning something . . . Warning: Gai/Lee fans should not read this.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Lee R. - Complete15. Ninja's Night OutWhat happens when all the ninja go to the bar one night? Nothing good! Especially with a drunken team 6 on the loose. Rated T for underage drinking. Disclaimer: Team 6 fans may not want to read this.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Published: 12-26-08 - Complete16. That's what Gai said reviewsDo Naruto and Sasuke really have better things to do then train? Only if by 'better things' you mean pissing off the biggest prick in the Hidden Leaf Village! Warning: Gai and/or Neji fans should not read thisNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-27-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. A shitty day reviewsKevin has a bad case of diarreah, which makes things hard for Ben. Ben/Julie.Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-18-08 - Ben T. & Kevin - Complete18. Onaji Chi » reviewsAfter being captured by Rin Jyu Den, Retsu learns the truth of what happened to his brother.Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 6-29-0719. That's what she said reviewsA misheard conversation between Will and Tyzonn gives the other Rangers the wrong idea . . .Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-13-08 - Tyzonn & Will A. - Complete20. Pillow Fight reviewsTyzonne's girlfriend isn't what she seems.Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-13-08 - Tyzonn & Will A. - Complete21. A New ExcitementWhat happens when you mix yellow and white? Pastels! Pairing, PteraTopugera, RanruMikotoSuper Sentai - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Published: 7-9-07 - Complete22. It's Just Massage »Asuka is mortified by some aspects of earth culture, inasmuch as his species copulate via their feet. Things go awry when the Rangers learn this fact the hard way.Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,801 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 6-24-0723. I Wonder Why We Dream reviewsA shared dream causes Ran and Retsu to realize their feelings for each other. COMPLETE.Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-30-07 - Complete24. Henshin HiJinks reviewsBan's spastic actions prove useful in battle.Super Sentai - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete25. What Locke Can't Do reviewsWhen Jack and Locke have a disagreement regarding faith vs. science, Locke gets pissy.Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-16-07 - Jack & Locke - Complete26. Stinks For You » reviewsWhen Mack refuses to bathe for weeks on end, things begin to 'stink' for the other Rangers. Pairing MackRose, RonnieWill. COMPLETE!Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 4-1-07 - Complete27. Shadow of a Doubt »A new Black Ranger appears in Silver Hills. Meanwhile, Trip's having the time of his life with his new girlfriend. But things change when an accident in battle reveals the truth in many ways. A repost of my first fic. Please R and R!Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,723 - Updated: 5-19-07 - Published: 5-8-07 - Trip R. - Complete28. Takai Risou reviewsAfter waking from a nightmare, Retsu reflects on the most fragile part of his psyche. Oneshot. This fic was written before Lesson 6, so keep in mind this is just my spectulation, and please Read and Review.Super Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 3-23-07 - Complete29. It Came From the Dumpster » reviewsWhen Bridge turns to a vile dog for solace from Sky's rejection, all hell breaks loose at S.P.DPower Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-15-07 - Bridge C. & Sky T. - Complete30. Allergic reaction » reviewsBoukenger. The Rangers find out the real reason Masumi never eats his peas. Pairing:MasumiNatsuki COMPLETE!Super Sentai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-15-07 - Published: 2-3-07 - Complete31. Out of the Dark That Fills My Mind reviewsBoukenger. A songfic reflecting Masumi's feelings, fears and reservations regarding his love for Natsuki, and the Darkness within him. Pairing, MasumiNatsukiSuper Sentai - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-15-07 - Complete32. The Chronicals of Henry Gale reviewsA rap by Jack Shepard outlining the events surrounding Henry Gale. My second Lost rap. Please Review.Lost - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-07 - Jack - Complete33. Crapping into Overdrive reviewsOperation Overdrive. An overage of rude intestional noises and depositations makes for one crappy day at school for the Rangers.Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-4-07 - Complete34. The First 48 Days According to John Locke reviewsA rap about John Locke's island experience 48 days in the making. Please read and review.Lost - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-4-07 - Locke - Complete35. Kills and Spills reviewsPRIS. Who knew one item of mailorder roadkill could cause this much chaos? Please read and review, and don't flame Unless you really want to.Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-3-07 - Andros & Zhane - Complete36. Power Rangers Time Force: The Dumpster Episode reviewsLucas goes on a rampage when he discovers the joy of throwing away the other Rangers. It isn't long before they decide he needs a taste of his own medicine. Please Review!Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-07 - Lucas K. - Complete
