Okay, well... let's see. Who am I?

I'm an twenty-year-old junior who attends a public university in Texas.

I am fond of softball and I love acting. I played Bob the Sheep in Return of the Space Pandas in eighth grade. Main character. And why do I mention that, you ask? Because it has to have been the best show of my LIFE.

Take away what you will from that...

I love to draw.

I also love English, and reading. Dear god, it's like starving without books. Like the writing, too.

(Jesus Christ, I just edited this thing... I can't believe I wrote almost two pages about myself, and a ton of random crap. I mean, I know I have a lot of opinions, but, my god... sixteen-year-olds are way more self-centered than I remember. TRUE STORY.)

I love to laugh. I wish I could be a comedian when I get a job and make a career.

I find sex and porn hilarious. Really, my mind is a proud inhabitant of the gutter... but, like, a homeless inhabitant; living in a box; using an empty wine bottle as a pillow.