"Hello... my name is Jo.
have a house, two kids and one spouse.
And I work, in a button factory.
And one day.
The boss came up to me and said
'Hey Jo, are you busy' I said no.
he said 'push this button with your right elbow.'"
hehehe...sorry, marching band thing...

Story news: Feb- ...not much to say...I'm starting stuff I shouldn't, so updates'll be kinda slow...sorry...

Name: Spirit Elma(a.k.a. Jou, Josie, Josephine, Joey, Joe, Jo, Joseppi, Jose, Jounouchi, I think you get the general idea, ne?)

Birthday Jan 16th, age: 17

I have brown/red/a few black hairs/blond hair, hazal eyes, though they change to blue, gray, and a misty-green
height: shutup...and if you EVER! call me short, then I will have to go Edward Elric on your ass!!
weight: hit you with a hammer for even asking!

lives in US("not tellin you where!") cause thats all ya need ta know

Grade: 11th...it sucks...well at times... (shrug) top 25 of my class! _

I curently have 11 voices that are taking up residence in my mind. The two most annoying at the momet are Sember and Ember, sisters, twins in fact...

"I can't spell and use grammer to save my ass from the shadow relem, so i'm a Ra-damned dead-duck huh people...so please be nice if you correct me... and to Authorressinhiding, Skopos and my sister...ummm just gonna to apoligize now for language in the stories/profile... and ask that you do not kill me...I have people to annoy in this life and I perfer to not have to do that from the afterlife (its so hard) so thank u"

Ember: Please don't kill her

Me: awe thank yo-

Sember: -kill her and we die...

Me: (glare) thanks a lot...gee what friends...

Favorite Song:

(This in in Russian, BTW)

Bratja

Prosti menya, mladshiy brat!
Ya tak pred toboy vinovat.
Pyitatsya vernut' nyelzya
Togo, chto vzyala zyemlya.

Kto znayet zakon Byitiya,
Pomog byi mne nayti otvet.
Zhestoko oshibsya ya;
Ot smerti lekarstva nyet.

Milaya mama! Nyezhnaya!
Myi tak lyubili tebya.
No vse nashi silyi
Potrachenyi byili zrya.

Tebya soblaznil ya
Prekrasnoy nadezhdoy
Vernut' nash semeynyiy ochag.
Moy brat, ya vo vsem vinovat.

Nye plach', nye pechal'sya, starshiy brat!
Nye tyi odin vinovat.
Doroga u nas odna,
Iskupim vinu do dna.

Mnye nye v chem tebya upreknut'.
I ya nye obihen nichut'.
Tyazhek, nash gryekh
Khotet' byit' silneye vsekh.

Milaya mama! Nyezhnaya!
Myi tak lyubili tebya.
No vse nashi silyi
Potrachenyi byili zrya.

Ya sam soblaznilsya
Prekprasnoy nadezhdoy
Vernut' nash semeinyiy ochag.
Ya sam vo vsem vinovat.

No chto zhe nam delat', kak byit'?
Kak vse ispravit', zyabyit'?
Pyitat'sya vernut' nyel'zhya,
Togo, chto vzyala zyemlya.

I cry my eyes out every time I listen to it, it so awesome!!

some quotes:

"Russian beer tastes dry" --Rebecca (my very scary friend) long story as to why she said this...if you want to know then e-mail me"

"Fantastic!"--The Doctor, Doctor Who

Really anything that The Doctor says...I love...

Friend: "What?"
Me: "I said: Mustard!playdoh!"
Friend: "...?..."
--I have no excuse...

"Marshmallows" --me, usually under my beath...

"Oh my Marshmallows!!" --me again, because I get glared at for saying 'God' around my sister and very few of my friends...

''there's only one of us''- my sister- haven't let her froget it yet

''i'm shellfish''- my sister- with her mouth stuffed full of cucumber- and again haven't let her froget it yet either

''prodigious''- Izzy (from digimon)

"Yami stalked through Knockturn Alley like a man on a mission... a highly pissed, I've-had-a-bad-day-DON'T-look-at-me-cross-eyed-or-I'll-carve-your-heart-out-with-a-dull-spoon-and-make-you-like-it man on a mission.

--Seto would have been proud."--History of Magic
By Lizeth Hallington

"They couldn't stop him from reaching his goal. He was the King of Games. One who had once ruled Egypt so long ago and saved the world so many times over.

--In fact...!

--Yami had absolutely no clue where he was going."--History of Magic
By Lizeth Hallington

"Furthermore, his time as an archaeologist had taught him some valuable and relevant life lessons, like: "Never leave home without sun screen" (or feel the burn), "Money doesn't grow on trees, it comes from sponsors" (be nice to them) and "Nothing is more eternal than massive amounts of paperwork" (d'oh!)." --History of Magic
By Lizeth Hallington

"Beware of the phycodic panguins"--my friend

''momentai''-digimon saeson 3 mostly by Tarrermon (no clue if spelled right)

"Nadako: Dashing through the snow.
Ryou: On a one horse open sleigh
Malik: O'er the hills we go...
Bakura: Trying not to be Gay- thwack @.@
Nadako: glare ¬¬ -haha-ha... Let's try another one..

Ryou: Deck the halls with boughs of holly!
All: Fa-lala-lala. La-la-la-la!
Yuugi: 'Tis the season to be jolly!
All: Fa-lala-lala. La-la-la-la!
Bakura: Don we now our gay apparell-
Mikalai: falls down laughing -thwack +
Nadako: Can we please at least TRY to be serious?

Yami: We wish you a Merry Christmas-
Jounouchi: We wish you a Merry Christmas,
Seto: We wish you a Merry Christmas-
Nadako: And a Happy New Year!
All: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin. Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Bakura: Oh, Give me that dumb Puzzle.
Yami: Oh, Over my dead body.
Ryou and Yuugi: Can't we all just get a-long, for Christ-mas Day?
Nadako: ...=.= I give up...

O.o well that didn't work out... You people really have to memorize the lyrics. Making it up as you go isn't good.. "-from chapter 8 of Watashi no Tenshi Sukuinushi

"Maturity has officially taken a leap out the window. Long live insanity!!"--ummm forgot where this is from-sorry...

"CHEESE!!"--my friends and I, what can I say: Band nerds.

Me: laughing unstopably
My mother: "Josie dear, try to cheer up."
Me: still laughing, "I don't want to!"
--my mom's a nutter...

"I'm boooorrrreeeddd"--me

"Chuu!"--me

"theres a difference between you and me, you're you and I'm me" --someone at school

"I have a new phase, I'm an annoying angel that was pushed from heaven" -Rebecca, again.

"Prase our holy leader, shboom!" --Max Klinger-MASH

"Dear Dad.. remember when you said if my head wasn's attached, I'd loose it...well" -Hawkeye-MASH

i LOVE the entire chapter 6 of History of Magic- by Lizeth

"I'm not crazy, yes I am, NO im not I don't care, go away, I hate you, not I don't AAAHHHHHHHHH'-this is something that I ramble to myself randomly

I have people to annoy in this life and I perfer to not have to do that from the afterlife (its so hard)--me, I think, could have picked it up somewhere, more then likely I did.

fav pairings:

FullMetal Alchemist=EdRoy, EdAl, AlWinry, RizaHavoc

Yu-Gi-Oh=YamiYuugi, BakuraRyou, MarikMalik, KaibaJou, MaiJou, YamiKaiba, BakuraMalik(the yami, crazy one), and YamixBakura

Digimon=T.K.Kari, JoeMimi, TaiMatt, KoujiKouichi, TakuyaKouji, RikaTakato

Doctor Who=The 9th/10th DoctorRose(is there any other...)

Stargate SG1=Jack O'neillSamantha Carter, Jack O'neillDaniel Jackson, Daniel JacksonOC, Jack O'neillOC

fav things to do:
Yelling at my computer in my own strange language,
marching band,
consert band,
horseback riding even if it scares me...its fun...kinda...,
swimming,
reading,
sewing,
fanfiction(otherwise...why would I be here),
art (drawing and pottery mostly),
taking anime quizes on quizilla.com,
singing,
hanging out with friends,
eat Pocky(Strawberry Cream!!)
drool over EdRoy,
look at stuff from Japan, Germany, Egypt, England, and the ocean,
annoy my family and friends.
fantasize of yaoi caughEdRoycaugh

Fav shows/movies:
FullMetal Alchemist: Conqueror of Shamballa,
Stargate SG:1,
Stargate Atlantis,
PotC(all 3 of them),
Supernatural,
Charmed,
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,
MASH,
Last Quarter,
Moon Child,
Harry Potter(even if they suck cause all of them are so short!!),
Queen of the Damned.

Anime and Manga: (if the manga has an anime, I like it, unless said so and vise-versa)
FullMetal Alchemist,
Yu-Gi-Oh!,
Yu-Gi-Oh! GX,
Digimon (all seasons),
Gatekeepers,
Tenchi Muyo,
Shaman King,
High School Debut,
Naruto,
Beauty Pop,
I.O.N,
Bleach,
Land of the Blindfold,
Traslucant,
Tail of the Moon,
Far Far Away,
and a lot more that I cannot think of at the moment

RAndoM sTUfF. . . . . . .. . .. . . . . .

DO YOU LOVE STRAWBERRY POCKY!! then copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.
Spirit Elma: yah I did the one above five times in one school year...now I'm not allowed to have a combination lock...or key...kept losing it, I gave up and I pray to Gods that nobody picks my locker to go through...helps to have a bottom locker all the time...went through four locks with keys...I'm hopeless
-_-;;;

If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.

M.A.T.H.S - Mentally Affected Teachers Harrasing Students

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have given names to the voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself and expect an answer copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma