Hi! /waves at people till her arm falls off/ Oops. Hate it when that happens. Oh well, a little bit of duc tape will fix it up quite nicely. So let's see, I'm an 18 year old American girl with (currently) black hair with red streaks, blue eyes and I'm 6 feet tall. May lightening strike me where I am if I've lied about my height. /gets struck by lightening/ Ow! Okay fine so I'm only 5' 2''. Drama is a part of me and I constantly slip into random foreign accents for no reason, imitate and quote characters from movies and books, and generally make a nuiscance of myself. Once a friend and I quoted the entire script from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. I thought some of the people around us were gonna kill us after a few hours but unfortunatly for the rest of the world they didn't. I'm very athletic which is my way of making up for being a technological idiot. I've played soccer (or football if you wanna call it that) for about 7 years then got involved with Martial Arts. My style is called Tang Soo Do which is the traditional version of Tae Kwon Do but without the competition emphasis. Oh no, this is a much more dangerous style focusing on real fighting techniques. I've earned by black belt, MWAHAHAHAHAH! I get to hit and kick people and not get into trouble for it for once in my life. Is that fun or what? I'm an archer and I'm better at it then Legolas. In my wildest dreams. Hey I took first at a FETA shoot, first at Regionals, and second at State. So there! Haven't done much with it for a while though. I'm an obsessive roller blader and like to jog when my stupid knee lets me. I love animals but the only ones I'd want to keep are dogs and horses. Right now I've got an 13 year old mutt named Cedar who is the most chicken livered animal you could ever hope to meet (but she's sweet) and I raise and train assistance dogs for HSDM. My future plans include eventually picking a major (physics?), surviving college (gulp!), and somehow finding a way to transport myself to Atlantis or Middle Earth. I prefer to read fanfic's rather than write them but if I do start one I will finish it. Eventually.

Favorite arists- Pillar, Thousand Foot Krutch, Skillet, Sanctus Real, Relient K, Evanescence, Weird Al, Audio Adrenaline, Hawk Nelson, The Showdown, Disciple, Switchfoot, Run Kid Run, Within Temptation, Bon Jovi, I also like Techno and Celtic music but no one specific

Favorite movies- Lord of the Rings (all of 'em), Pirates of the Caribbean, National Treasure, Star Wars (the original trilogy), Star Trek, The Princess Bride, Sahara, Spaceballs, The Bourne Identity/Supremacy/Ultimatum, TMNT, Transformers, Iron Man (and more that I'm just not thinking of right now)

Favorite T.V shows- Hogan's Heroes, Get Smart, The Monkees, Starsky and Hutch (Hey, I like oldies) Star Trek (Enterprise, TOS, TNG), Stargate SG-1 & Atlantis, Walker Texas Ranger, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, MacGyver

Favorite books- This Present Darkness and Piercing the Darkness (those are probably the best books ever written. The author is Frank Peretti and I would SO recommend his books), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, Hangman's Curse and Nightmare Academy (two more of Peretti's books), The Left Behind Series (the series is awesome but the prequels are stupid), The Circle Trilogy

Favorite food- CHOCOLATE!

How about a few quotes people? (this will most likely keep getting longer and longer as I find and remember more. If you've got any good ones send 'em to me.)

Mom: "To err is human, to repeat is stupid"

Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the Castle!" The Princess Bride

Kid: "That was totally wicked!" The Incredibles

Me: "Follow your heart, just make sure your head keeps up"

Dunno: "I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it"

Bumper sticker: "There are no Atheist in Hell. Now they believe but to late"

Shirt: "My reality check bounced"

Vizzini: "There's nothing to explain. You're trying to kidnapp what I've rightfully stolen" The Princess Bride

Dad: "Do you know what this is?" Victim: "No" Dad: "A brain sucker. Do you know what it's doing?" Victim: "No" Dad: "Starving"

Miracle Max: "Oh hoo hoo look who knows so much! As it turns out your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please open his mouth. Now mostly dead, he's slightly alive. All dead, well with all dead there's usually only one thing that you can do." Inigo: "What's that?" Miracle Max: "Go through his clothes and look for loose change" The Princess Bride

My brother Mike's shirt: "I know how to win the war on terror. Bomb Mecca"

Leo: "Your reign of terror is over Stockman" Mikey: "You been practicing that?" Leo: "You like it?" TMNT 2003 Cartoon

Shirt: "Darth Vader was framed"

Everywhere: "Just hand over the chocolate and no one get's hurt"

Mike: "Some people are like slinkys, they're only fun when you push 'em down stairs"

Teyla: "They went to great trouble to get us here - why would they allow us to leave?" Sheppard: "Just waiting for the other shoe to drop" McKay: "Oh, that little b--" Sheppard: "There it goes" Stargate: Atlantis

Mr. Bennett: "From this day forth you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins and I will never see you again if you do" Pride and Prejudice

Dad: "Did you do this?" Mike: "Why? Did you see me?" Mike when he was a little kid. This line is not recomended for getting out of trouble.

Donatello "Why do we have to stand alone before the forces of evil?" Michelangelo "Face it man, it's the only job we're qualified for" Donatello "Oh yeah, you're right" The 80's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cartoon

Trent: "Your chin really gave that guy's knuckles a pounding" Walker, Texas Ranger

MacGyver: (wakes up in a room full of Amish people) "My jeep went off a cliff, I died and went to Thanksgiving."

Sheppard: "Rodney you're drooling over a wraith!" Rodney: "I know, I disgust myself sometimes" Stargate: Atlantis

Dan: "If violence isn't the answer then you're not asking the right questions" he's my youth leader.

Raphael: "Hey look, an alien invasion. Ya don't see that everyday. Oh wait, yeah we do" TMNT 2003 Cartoon

BadGuy: "What's that?" Macgyver: "Lateral, cranial, impact enhancer (knocks him out)" MacGyver

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." - U.S. Army manual.

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." - U.S. Ammo Troop

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Jarcarga, Rush of Waves, Nixiesocean, Fly Like a Blueberry Pie, memyselfandi89

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