| Dancing Feather |
Author has written 85 stories for Pokemon, Invader Zim, Disney, Hetalia - Axis Powers, StarTrek: The Original Series, Meet the Robinsons, Naruto, Torchwood, Land Before Time, Inuyasha, Constantine, Saiyuki, DarkWing Duck, Cat Returns, Misc. Anime/Manga, Doctor Who, Sailor Moon, Spice and Wolf, Vampire Game, Yu Yu Hakusho, Mushishi, Wishbone, Harry Potter, CSI, and Saikano. This is FANfiction dot net. This means every story that I put up here involve characters, places and things that do not belong to me. Please use your brains to consider this and your eyes to enjoy the free entertainment. The only payment I get are your faves/alerts/reviews... and fanart?! What to Expect of DF's Fanfiction: I'm a satirist at heart. Humor is my 2nd most common genre, but that doesn't mean I don't write the occasional bloodbath. The most common way I write is 3rd-person omniscient and I abuse commas. If I do not like a character/show I will not bash/flame. If you are impatient/romanticist/prefer stories with indisputable endings you are most likely not going to enjoy my stories. I am a horrible updater/hardly romantic/write very openly. Do not fret if you fear unfinished stories, because I won't leave any of them incomplete. Romance: Canon/popular pairings do not guarantee a good story. If you want to write a story with your favorite pairing (or a threesome, foursome, etc...) make logical situations that will move the characters where you want. Making the characters OOC for the sake of your favorite pairing looses the emotion and meaning to your readers, wondering why you enjoy that pairing in the first place. If you aren't sure if your pairing is acting realistic try to think from your fellow anti-pairing fan's point of view. Why do they think that pairing is bogus? What kind of plot can you make to fix that? First Language Comes First: While I'm aiming this at the Anime/Manga fandoms, this rant goes for any misused language. If you are writing a story in English, it goes into the English category. Writing in rōmaji does not qualify the story to go into the Japanese category. Rōmaji is used for English speaking beginners to learn how to pronounce Japanese, not read it. If you are like me and tend to watch and read things in their original format, you know that some things don't translate. Those are ok to use in fanfiction, because there is no English equivalent. However, if you insist on 'spicing' your story up to impress your friends, at least use them correctly! Ohayo gozaimasu is good morning, Konnichiwa is good afternoon, Konbanwa is good evening, and Moshi-moshi is for answering the phone. If you love the language like you claim so much, don't insult the people who actually know how to use it. Flame vs Criticism: Please don't tell someone that their story sucked because the main pairing wasn't your favorite. Explain to them why the story doesn't work for you. Give them suggestions to how they can make the pairing somewhat believable to you. And even if you are only praising someone's work, try to spell to the best of your ability. Unless you are friends with the person who wrote the story, that tends to kill the message you are trying to send out. In the end, flames only change the minds of the young or new folk. This is the Internet, lying thrives/we've already seen worse things/we've already been scarred for life/temper tantrums are not new and insightful. Feedback for Myself: I don't mind not getting reviews. I just have to look at my alert/fave/C2 to see how successful the story is. However, a fave does not tell me why it's enjoyed. If you do have free time to do so, I would love to have your opinion on what sucked/what didn't and why. Believe it or not, constructive criticism helps improve my writing. Requests: I am more than capable of writing any genre. However, romance is not a simple concept for me. Unless it's humor/canon/parody no one is just suddenly going to love each other. So when you type your request, "OMG! Write AxB!" you better attach some plot/ideas that will help your goal out because, my God, leaving me to my own devices is going to leave you with something you hardly recognize, and not so candle light dinner. You don't have to type me a detailed account, I love working out plot holes. Also, do not request if I cannot pm you back. I will wish to send you samples of my rough draft so I know we are on the right page. Do not request a multi-chapter. I can barely update my own, let alone disappoint more people. Where Else Are You On The Internet? My name on DeviantART and Tegaki E is Lililthnanhart. And don't call me Lilith, I didn't realize it at the time when I created those accounts what people would shorten that name to. Call be L, DF or dude, something else please. Who is STWW? SpeakingThroughWrittenWords is a friend of mine, we share ideas and RP more than is probably healthy. Because of this, our stories tend to echo one another. However, our writing styles are very different. Also unlike me, STWW needs reviews to keep writing. If there is a multi-chapter story you enjoy, or wish that STWW would write more for a certain fandom, it would be wise to review. A lot. Wait- Fanart for Fanfiction? Yes! I'm not the only one who draws pictures of my stories! You&Me: Chptr 1, Chptr 3, Chptr 5, Chptr 13, Chptr 23 and a stand alone! Coming Master: Chptr 7. If you have drawn something and I haven't put it up here yet please give me a link to it in a review or PM me! I will put put it up here with the rest so everyone else can enjoy! NO ONE'S PROFILE SHOULD BE LONGER THAN THE LIST OF STORIES THEY'VE PUBLISHED, YOU PEOPLE ARE WASTING MY BANDWIDTH It is now officially winter for me, so power outages will be a common occurrence. I am also in the midst of college and searching for a job that can actually pay. If anyone knows any good E-books or internet libraries on Llywelyn Ein Llyw Olaf in English that would help me and my history paper a lot. I can't read Welsh fast enough for this bloody paper. Thank you. Holy crap, is everyone here a 13-15 female? Lol, I'm feeling very out of place here. | |||||||
1. To The Point » reviewsFrance is an inspiration to us all. "England would say otherwise, but he is England and he is in denial, is he not? You know you can't resist my charms, you old citrus!" :Warning: Old people using email and no tact. :continued for STWW:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - France & England2. Foreign Tastes reviewsAU: Francis tells his brother Mattieu everything he ever wanted to not know. :oneshot:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-18-09 - France & Canada - Complete3. Just Some Girl » reviewsHello, you may or may not know me. My name is Tenten and I like sharp pointy objects. I've also seem to have fallen for the wrong Hyuuga and I think my teacher is a legitimate ninja. Oh well, it could've been worse. Lee's outfit could be orange.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Tenten & Hinata H.4. MacromaniA » reviewsNo longer representing a country, he was history. “Don't you get it? I'm dead! Nothing! I can't do this anymore. But you- you can. You still have a chance to shine and show them all...” Because sometimes purgatory just blows.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,586 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 11-4-09 - Prussia & Canada5. 1 800 » reviewsWhen a late night commercial advertises weapons of doom, how can Zim resist? :This ended up more canon than I realized, hope that doesn't upset anybody:Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 7-31-06 - Zim & Gir - Complete6. Legally Virgin 2 reviewsThis time someone's taking it. :oneshot, sequel to another story sharing the same title, but without the 2: You may now weep for Germany. Or cheer, depending on your point of view.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-21-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete7. Nicknames Suck! reviewsJerry attempts to break the universe by trying to get the Pokémon he got in a trade to come to another name. :believe it or not, this is the direct sequel to Traditions: oneshot, part of the Everything Sucks Series, because sometimes things just are.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete8. Dirt Cheap reviewsEverything he ever did was for himself. Don't expect any less from him and he won't expect any more from you. :oneshot, 2nd of the MUD series: If you love your Pokémon fanfics choking on reality, this is for you.Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete9. Of Surfboarding and Drunk Japanese reviewsScrew America, this guy was Japan's man in shinning armor. Or man in shiny trousers. Or the surfboard was shining- Alright, let me start this over. So Japan was swimming off the coast of himself... :oneshot of recent history: Please drink responsibly.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-30-09 - Japan - Complete10. Missing One Thing reviewsShina Dark Oneshot: Galett and Christina have managed to get over their differences and become friends. There was only issue left, who will win the heart of Satan? Fight hard, girls!Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete11. The SECRET secret reviewsEngland had a terrible secret that he'd wished no one, ESPECIALLY that one country to ever figure out. But America, being America, won't have it. :oneshot drabble, don't read the reviews unless you want to be spoiled:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-16-09 - England & America - Complete12. The Most Sexist Fanfic You Will Ever Read » reviewsGender is how a character is judged, rated and 'paired'. In the end, personality means nothing. Warning: AU to the extreme but strangely, completely in character. With EVERY pairing you can think of and worse. The end? Damn the psychology degree.Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 2-25-09 - Yusuke U. & Kurama M. - Complete13. Technology Impaired reviewsAn introspective on what a Muggle born child could be thinking being sent to a place as crazy as Hogwarts. :oneshot: Not everyone can adjust to the life of a wizard.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-09 - OC - Complete14. The Gaijin Gaijin Song reviewsJust in case anyone was sick of the Llama Llama song. :oneshot of potential racism: Because I don't care about your mental anguish.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-26-09 - Japan & China - Complete15. Between the Zebra Stripes reviewsA dog and a cat try to solve a problem for one sad little girl. :oneshot:Crossover - Wishbone & Cat Returns - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete16. Valediction reviewsA Mushishi is a Mushi master. But master is a term used lightly in this field. :oneshot: Be careful and hold your blood close. It would be sad if someone stole it.Mushishi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-09 - Complete17. The Game reviewsYou just lost it. :this drabble oneshot is dedicated for everyone who has that horrible friend who decided to teach you the 'fun' game:Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-14-09 - G. Sanzo & Hakkai C. - Complete18. Empty Words reviewsWhen you are told something over and over again it becomes your truth, or lie. Either way, the words still lose their original meaning. But Hakkai, our local wordsmith, refuses for it to be left at that. :oneshot:Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - G. Sanzo & Hakkai C. - Complete19. The Gods Must be Crazy reviewsThe majority of the population might symbolize what a county might do, but perhaps this may play more 50-50 than we realize. :historical multi-drabble oneshot:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-09 - Germany & Korea - Complete20. Backwash reviewsShe had opportunities, but those weren't the ones she was hoping for. :AU oneshot:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. Apology Magnet reviewsYou would think they would be perfect for each other, but certain factors always manage to get in the way. :oneshot drabble:Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-09 - Lee R. & Hinata H. - Complete22. Reach an Understanding reviewsHe ignored their warnings, he knew what he was getting into. :oneshot drabble:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-6-09 - Austria & Hungary - Complete23. Velcome to Russia reviewsZere is no sun. :drabble oneshot: For STWWHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-09 - Russia & England - Complete24. Operation: Desperate FanGirl reviewsNo one is willing to go out with either Sakura or Ino. So obviously, that means there is only one solution for the two girls. Parodying the majority of shoujo/shounen-ai fanfics. :oneshot of moldy crack:Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-16-09 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete25. Punching Your Face » reviewsWriting challenge: Each chapter has to carry the same theme. John does something to Gabriel's face. And it's not romantic in any form. Can you guess what it is?Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-09 - Published: 10-7-0826. For Real reviewsTo be honest, Tino didn't want to refuse him anymore. :Historical oneshot drabble: In celebration of the was new law in Sweden!Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-09 - Sweden & Finland - Complete27. Invited for the Longterm reviewsHe didn't even notice him coming in. Sleeping as if nothing was wrong, his only regret was that he couldn't deaden the pain. :oneshot:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-09 - Japan & America - Complete28. Uneasy Countries » reviewsArthur did not know what possessed him to do so, but he was stuck. Little did he realize that calling Alfred for help was the least of his problems. Or maybe that was his problem. :twoshot: How many gay people can you piss off in less than 3 hours?Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 4-14-09 - England & America - Complete29. From Russia with LoveA diamond has to be cut to rival the glitter of a snowflake. :oneshot drabble:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Published: 4-20-09 - Russia - Complete30. Legally Virgin reviews“I am not a virgin... I am a man!” But no one believed him. So America decides to set the record straight- well, sorta. What's your definition of straight? :mildly historical oneshot:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,318 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-12-09 - America & Japan - Complete31. Drinking America Goodbye reviewsSo England is sitting in at a bar, drinking like he lost a war or something. I don't know why, aru, but I'm the one pouring the drinks. :oneshot:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-8-09 - England & China - Complete32. FAULT LiNES reviewsItaly has many earthquakes, what makes this one any different? :oneshot: Historical April 6, 2009.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete33. Respect for the Art reviewsSecretly, or not so secretly depending on your view, America and Japan admired each other. Even if they made no dammed sense of one another. Constant unwanted guest appearance by France. :historical, you will learn stuff reading this:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-1-09 - America & Japan - Complete34. Were You Looking for an Answer? reviewsGermany has yet another secret. France and America still think they are awesome. UK can't figure himself out and Japan wants to go home. So nothing new- wait, why isn't Italy at the meeting? :oneshot:Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-30-09 - America & England - Complete35. Phone Service Sucks! reviewsIf there are phones in Hoenn, Jerry can't find them. :It's a oneshot prequel to another oneshot. Because that makes total sense: To everyone who felt something odd was missing from every house in Hoenn. Part of the Everything Sucks Series.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-24-09 - Complete36. Johto Sucks! reviewsStan wins a trip to the Johto region and complains about it. Johto's natives wish he'd just go away. :Could be a sequel, but might be a prequel, have fun figuring that out. :Oneshot, part of the Everything Sucks Series:Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-09 - Complete37. Ms Bitters Dies Again » reviewsSequel to Ms. Bitters Dies: Her spirit lingers on and Dib and Zim need to exorcise her if they ever want to have at least one happy memory at elementary skool. The biggest problem? The working together bit.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 10-22-08 - Dib & Zim38. A U » reviewsIn another Universe he was Tallest, supreme in all power and knowledge. But that wasn't enough to save his love. So, on the search for the most dangerous information he travels into an alternate reali- oh my God! Stop saying doom!Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,087 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 9-30-06 - Zim & Dib39. Ozonosphere reviewsI am sitting just outside the Earth's atmosphere wondering, maybe you humans had something going with karma. :oneshot:Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-20-09 - Zim & Gaz - Complete40. Tradition Sucks! reviewsYou know when you trade Pokémon it's stuck with whatever nickname the original trainer gave it? This can really suck when your best friend is a prankster. :oneshot for everyone who has lived this moment, part of the Everything Sucks Series:Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-8-09 - Complete41. Doomsday, it HappensSo on my list of things that have irritated me this week, I learned my 'boyfriend' is the ultimate weapon. Well, at least I now know that he's useful for something. :oneshot:Crossover - Invader Zim & Saikano - Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Published: 1-7-09 - Dib - Complete42. Here I am, Still reviewsDuzell said that in a hundred years he would kill Phelios, but what if when he reincarnated into a Kyawl, that was all he was? No powers, he was stuck to be princess' house cat for a lifetime. :AU oneshot:Vampire Game - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Duzell & Ishtar - Complete43. Wolf and Seasons » reviewsBoth wolf and merchant have secrets. Being both inwardly greedy, they aren't very willing to share. :A oneshot drabble for each season:Spice and Wolf - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-7-09 - Published: 1-3-09 - Complete44. Rotten reviewsIt's not only a smell, it's an action and a state of being. :oneshot, 1st of the MUD series: If you like Pokémon with realism jammed down it's throat, this is for you.Pokemon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-09 - Complete45. By the Power of Grey Skull reviewsThe knife was shoved deep into the oak table. No one made a sound as Hakkai leaned over the table and hissed, “If anyone touches this meal before dinner time, there will be hell to pay.” Obviously, Goku never stood a chance. :oneshot:Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-29-08 - Hakkai C. & Gojyo S. - Complete46. Sailor Gai reviews“The original saver of youth and justice. Dear God this is wrong.” You know, of all things Kakashi had to come on time to, he wished this wasn't one of them. :oneshot drabble of dangerous crack:Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-08 - Gai M. - Complete47. Sailor Hidan reviews“In the name of Jashin, I'll *censor* punish you!” Kankuro could only wish this was a dream. And come to think of it, Kakuzu wished it was too. :oneshot of very strong crack:Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-16-08 - Hidan - Complete48. Sailor Lee reviews“In the name of youth, I punish you!” Lee has to fight a monster made of tentacles. Though I said nothing wrong, your imagination betrays you. :Oneshot. Crack to the third degree:Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-15-08 - Lee R. - Complete49. Perfect PriceWe are Davros' children. There is no price to pay for perfection. :POV from one of the many Kelad test subjects. Oneshot:Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 12-15-08 - Davros - Complete50. Even I reviewsParasyte Oneshot: You humans say you are the only animals on this planet that have emotions, but when it comes to testing drugs for anxiety and depression the first thing it's tested on is mice and pigs.Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-14-08 - Complete51. Quintessential reviewsHaru had no trouble believing in herself, but what to do with herself is another question. All she knows right now is that she wants to do something for a certain someone, and make a difference. :oneshot:Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete52. Mystery Saiyuki Theater 5000 reviewsMST3K's second season song rewritten for your Sanzo torture pleasure. :oneshot drabble:Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-08 - G. Sanzo & Kanzeon B. - Complete53. Coming Master » reviewsHello, my name is Akamaru. You- or somebody has to hear me out, because I can't quite understand what the hell happened these past years either. :under rewrite:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,559 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 12-7-08 - Published: 1-27-08 - Akamaru & Kiba I.54. Uneven Perspective reviewsWhat you see, is what very little people can see. You are not crazy, but those people will not view you in any other way. :oneshot:Crossover - Invader Zim & Mushishi - Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-1-08 - Dib - Complete55. Balance“I thought there was more to life than this,” He said with the utmost uncertainty. :oneshot drabble:Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Published: 11-30-08 - Hakkai C. & Kanan - Complete56. Hazel and Gat reviewsIn this classic story of Hansel and Gretel: Sanzo is still angry, Hakkai is still questionable, and the witch is more naked than desired. :Oneshot of crack. One forth of your daily requirement!:Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-19-08 - Gat N. & Hazel G. - Complete57. Sanzo Man reviewsThe Saiyuki fandom goes deeper into depression as this author submits another musical parody. TMBG :oneshot drabble:Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-08 - G. Sanzo & Goku S. - Complete58. It's the Great Pumpkin, Genjo Sanzo! » reviewsJoin Sanzo and Hazel as they attempt to find the great pumpkin. Will Gojyo get laid? Will Goku eat pie? Will Jeep ever get mentioned? Will Gat stop rotting? Will Hakkai get a manicure? Read to find out! Or not, Sanzo would prefer you didn't.Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 10-31-08 - G. Sanzo & Goku S. - Complete59. Finished for Good reviewsNaraku refuses to die for the sake of some crappy ending. For his next plan, he will break the forth wall and then break into Takahashi's apartment. WILL HE SUCCEED? :oneshot:Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-3-08 - Naraku & Inuyasha - Complete60. Darkwing Sanzo reviewsLet's... Get... Dangerous! :Oneshot drabble with crack as the main course: Yes, you have to imagine Sanzo wearing a purple mask and cloak. It wouldn't work otherwise.Crossover - DarkWing Duck & Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-08 - G. Sanzo - Complete61. No Longer Welcome reviewsShe saw it coming, others hoped it wasn't true. I tried to cover it up, but one can only hide the stench of carcasses for so long. :2nd alternate ending to In the Foreseeable Future:Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-31-08 - Littlefoot & Cera - Complete62. The AbsorbedNo matter how important you thought you were, you are nothing more than a chess piece. My chess piece. :drabble oneshot:Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Published: 10-31-08 - Nii J. & Gyokumen - Complete63. Gosh Darn it! reviewsThere are a lot of people who aren't happy with the English version of Inuyasha. Understandable. But what some of them fail to realize, is that they should be thankful that 4kids or Foxkids didn't get a hold of it. :oneshot:Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,099 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-28-08 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete64. Game of Life reviewsGaz wants to think of life as a game, it's too terrifying to think that she really doesn't have any control over her future. If you like Gaz or not, this is for all of you fellow gamers out there. :introspective oneshot drabble:Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-08 - Gaz - Complete65. No Longer Here reviewsI saw it coming, others either ignorant or tried to ignore. He wanted to deny it, but one can only ignore the stench of a carcass so long. :1st alternate ending to In the Foreseeable Future:Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-08 - Cera & Littlefoot - Complete66. Music to My Ears reviewsNaraku and his fascination with gardening has gotten Inuyasha and Kagome lost again in some evil forest. But for what purpose? Other than evil, of course. :Oneshot of light crack:Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-17-08 - Naraku & Inuyasha - Complete67. Passed On reviewsTsunade passed the necklace on to Naruto, thinking he would be the one to break the curse. But after she dies the curse goes to it's next host. And the host has given his necklace away :drabble oneshot:Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-7-08 - Naruto U. & Neji H. - Complete68. That Special Song reviewsNaraku is running out of ideas, but it doesn't stop him from trying to kill Inuyasha and his angry older brother too. :Oneshot, one fifth of your daily requirement of crack:Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-25-08 - Naraku & Inuyasha - Complete69. Frosted Tsunade reviewsPart of this delicious/painful breakfast! :Oneshot drabble crack:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-08 - Tsunade S. & Jiraiya - Complete70. Let's Do Crack! » reviewsTwo Trekkies decide to Role Play at 2 something in the morning. This is the reproduction of that sad, fateful scene. Co-written with STWW with only half permission.StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 1-25-08 - J. Kirk & Spock71. In the Foreseeable Future reviewsI'm growing. Insects can't fill my stomach anymore. I know it's going to happen, I just don't know when. Somewhere in the foreseeable future, I'm going to snap and eat somebody.Land Before Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-26-08 - Chomper & Littlefoot - Complete72. For the Love of Youth reviewsOrochimaru and Gai talk about the only thing they have in common. Yes, it is as bad as it sounds. :Is set during the three year jump. Oneshot drabble:Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-21-08 - Gai M. & Orochimaru - Complete73. Little Red Gullible reviewsPoor Skoodge is Little Red Gullible, Dib is the 'Big Bad Wolf', Zim is the angry logger man and the Tallest are just there. There are no morals and nobody wins. Just like the show! It's canon! :Oneshot:Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-20-08 - Skoodge & Dib - Complete74. Touched by a Ninja reviewsThe Akatsuki is a secret criminal organization. Of men... and Konan. :Oneshot drabble crack of soap opera proportions:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-08 - Deidara & Itachi U. - Complete75. Ms Bitters Dies reviewsRather spectacularly, I might add. :oneshot:Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-9-08 - Ms. Bitters & Dib - Complete76. Confess! reviewsIf Kishimoto actually made Naruto and Hinata get together, it wouldn't be like this. :Naruto/Spanish Inquisition/Captain Morgan mix. Please drink responsibly. Oneshot:Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-29-08 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete77. Numb reviewsOwen always knew he was a rather phlegmatic person in life. :Oneshot drabble:Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-08 - Owen H. & Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete78. Kyuubi's Lullaby reviewsIt's been scientifically proven that if a baby thinks it is not loved enough, it could will itself to death. What kept an infant who was so hated and feared, to live on? :Oneshot drabble:Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-17-08 - Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete79. The Wonderful BeastTrapped in a small but powerful, dark and dank cage, there isn't much one can do except think and remember. "Once upon a time I, the great Kyuubi, was..." :Oneshot drabble:Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Published: 3-14-08 - Kyuubi & Naruto U. - Complete80. You and Me » reviewsDid you think you could get away with it? On a planet that constantly changes, did you really expect everything to stay the same? Except for you being so short. And green. Damn, your short. :under rewrite:Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,097 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 8-13-06 - Zim & Dib - Complete81. Boiling it Down reviewsBecause robots can process information faster than humans; here are Doris' final thoughts in those last 3 seconds. :Oneshot drabble:Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-25-08 - Complete82. Not Obvious reviewsIt was a murder me and my partner had never seen before, but we had to remember that this was Mouseton, not Las Vegas. :CSI/House of Mouse crossover, Oneshot drabble:Crossover - Disney & CSI - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-20-07 - Complete83. Become You reviewsAfter visiting his mother in a Psychiatric Institute, Dib questions his questionable sanity. :Oneshot drabble:Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-31-06 - Dib - Complete84. In My Mind reviewsWhat you think of me isn't the same of what I think of you. :Oneshot drabble:Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-29-06 - Zim & Dib - Complete85. Nachos and Curly Fries reviewsRed and Purple don't always get along- Sorry, I mean, they never get along. Ever. :Oneshot drabble:Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-28-06 - Red & Purple - Complete