Gaming systems: Gameboy, Gameboy Advance and Nitendo DS
Favorite shows: Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Avatar, Stargate: Atlantis, Gundam Seed, The 4400, Sailor Moon, Noein, Le Chevalier D'eon
The Random Things to Put in Your Profile (that everyone needs to do..)
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
"I break tradition
Staring at the blank page before you
Feel the rain on your skin
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _"
(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)
This is the crack team that foils my every plot! I am deeply shamed.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
Hi….Welcome……Please don't kill me.
Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
If we share a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer.
So he's a humanitarian bomber.
Mr. Freeman: Why not spend that time on art: painting, sculpting, charcoal, pastel, oils? Are words or numbers more important than images? Does algebra move you to tears? (Hands raise, thinking he wants answers.)
'Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.'
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future."
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
You are unique just like everybody else
Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
There's a goat on the lam, sir.
Elphaba: So you lied to them?
A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Well behaved women rarely make history.
"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
“One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!”
"I wanna be a mongoose!"
"Books to the ceiling,
"Woe be to him that reads but one book."
"Never judge a book by its movie."
Between the idea
"All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."
“Isn’t your welcoming a bit…extreme?”
“Not if my guest,” the word was stressed, “is a peeping tom.”
The vampire’s brain stopped functioning at that moment as it came to a screeching halt. His more…gentlemanly disposition came to the fore. It was offended.
“I am NOT a pervert.”
Ignoring the outburst of the intruder, the trigger-happy veteran spoke again. If the situation weren’t so serious or he wasn’t in the middle of a flashback, Harry would have been cracking up at the ridiculousness of it all. Of all the things to concentrate on at that moment…It reminded him of Seamus. Harry nearly growled as he tried to keep a grip on reality.
“What else would you call a peeping tom?"
-Gotta Be Somebody by Echo of a Memory
“Aren’t you going to tell us?”
“What? That I got in a fight with a tree?”
“Apparently it won.”
“Admit it, you would want a copy of it if it had been recorded. The title would be something like ‘Quiet Girls: The Snapped Edition’ or maybe ‘Snapped: the Luna Lovegood Story.”
-Program Muggle by MomoTessen
“Patience is a virtue,”
“Virtue? We’re talking about me here, Moony, not you.”
-Twilight's Bloom by Concubine99
“But let me get this straight, you have been ignoring me and acting like an ass because you like me? Do you know how eight year old-ish that sounds?”
-Twilight's Bloom by Concubine99
“Why is it, that every time someone tells me my future, they predict I’ll be murdered or die by way of something strange like a sugar packet accident?” He asked bitterly when he regained his composure. It was a tense moment but Edward smirked just a bit, trying not to laugh. The image of loony Professor Trelawney predicting his death for the umpteenth time wasn’t something he could block out, not that he would want to anyway, it was kind of funny.
“A sugar packet?”
“You don’t want to know.” Harry murmured sulkily.
“I think I’m going mad.”
Jasper smiled in an encouraging sort of way. “No more so than anyone else that lives here.” He said. “Trust me, I’m pretty good at sensing that sort of thing.”
“Right. Is that supposed to reassure me? Because no offense, but I’m not entirely sold on your family’s sanity at the moment. I mean you have decided to house an unknown, crazed wizard after all. That doesn’t exactly scream of common sense, you know.”
“Did I miss it?” She excitedly asked the room at large.
Jasper seemed to know what she was talking about even if Harry didn’t and replied, “Yes, by just a second.”
“Darn it!” She exclaimed. She perched herself gracefully at Jasper’s side before playfully accusing Harry. “You need to start thinking about things before you do them. Give a girl a moment to react!”
“But why do you want to see a movie about fake vampires…when you guys are real vampires?” He asked, looking a little confused.
“Vampire movies are their version of a comedy.” Bella said dryly. “They get off on laughing at all the mistakes.”
Cedric just nodded, wondering if he should be offended by the fact that Harry hadn’t even touched the food.
What met his eyes next was a poster for a trip to Disney World with a giant mouse head grinning only inches from his emerald eyes. He would have panicked if a voice had not asked to see his regulation passport from behind him. After a few technicalities, he was assured that he hadn’t messed up apparrating and was in fact in Washington, not Disney World (even though part of him wished he was because anything was better than Forks), and that his new family was waiting for him at gate A13.
“Something wrong Harry?” Asked Charlie over his beer glass, clearly not at all fazed by seeing the Cullens. He was the only one.
‘I’m being stalked by a family of murderers, does that count as something wrong?’ He had wanted to reply as, but had instead given the man a simple no. Yet, even with only saying that one word Edward seemed to find something funny about it if his smirk had been anything to go by. ‘There’s nothing funny about this.’ And Edwards smirk had turned into a grin.
“She’s Edward Cullen’s singer.”
Albus’ twinkling abruptly stopped, and a dark frown stretched cross his face. “Oh dear… did he kill her?”
“Not yet. He almost did though.”
“Is his control that good?”
“I distracted him a bit.”
Albus’ lips twitched. “Oh did you?” Harry didn’t like the mysterious amusement behind Albus’ eyes. He knew it had something to do with him, and he didn't like it when his friend kept secrets from him. “What exactly did you do?”
“I might have mentioned a few humorous tales about Jane and Alec.”
That must not have been what Albus was expecting, because his brows shot up quickly before a small snort escaped him.
Harry fumed. “I’m not as good at thinking up distractions as you are. I just tried to think of something funny and there it was. It worked, didn’t it?”
“It must have.” Albus mused teasingly.
Harry put his hands on his hips, wondering why Albus was suddenly in such a playful mood. “What did you think I mean when I said I distracted him?”
“Haven’t the foggiest. I’m just thinking about how lucky it was that you were there to… ‘distract’ him.”
Harry glared, pinching the bridge of his nose in irritation. “Albus, I fear that our ability to communicate has suddenly become hindered, and I would like to know why.”
“All in due time, good friend. How well did your little monologue help?”
“I’m gonna call you Mink. How’s that? I think it sounds cool!”
“Guys, these are Harry, Ron and Hermione. Hagrid introduced us yesterday in Diagon Ally, while you guys were causing chaos.”
“We were not causing chaos!” Malik retorted. Ryou scoffed.
“The mob of angry hags that were chasing us would beg to differ,” he said. Everyone present raised an eyebrow.
“You had a mob of hags chasing you?” Ron asked curiously.
“Ryyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooou!” he drawled. The white haired boy did not look at his friend. His head was resting against the window, eyes closed, with his feet pulled up onto the seat. Bastet was curled up beside his hand, which was resting on his lap.
“Yes Malik?” Ryou replied, not opening his eyes. In truth he had actually been in his soul room with the intention of sleeping the rest of the journey away. But it seemed that Malik was not going to let him do that.
“Can you pretty please duel me?” the blond asked.
“Do I have to?” Ryou asked stifling a yawn.
“Yes,” Malik said. “Because if not I will go insane from boredom.”
“I reiterate,” Ryou said, still not opening his eyes. “How would that be different from normal life?”
“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!” Malik begged.
“Erm…its not a good idea to have a wizards duel in the train. Someone could get hurt,” Hermione said.
“I don’t know how wizards duel,” said Yugi. “But this isn’t dangerous at all.”
The absurdity of this statement seemed to catch up with him as soon as it had left his mouth, and he burst out laughing. Bakura snorted and Malik stifled his chuckles.
“Hmm…harmless children’s card game right Yugi?” Bakura asked in Japanese with an eyebrow raised. “And the side excursions to the Shadow Realm were vacations were they?”
/You know/ Ryou said timidly. /You could have just used Diabound to get through all the doors instead of shoulder charging them all and bruising my body/
Bakura just smirked. //Ah Ryou, you still do not understand the occasional need for senseless violence. Don’t deny me my fun now hikari…now where do we go next…?//
“Yugi,” Malik said in a weary tone. “Next time you’re going to save yourself, WARN US WHY DON’T YOU?!”
After concluding that they didn’t, he repressed a groan, realising he was going to have to do the impossible.
He was going to have to wake Ron Weasley, in the middle of the night, without chucking anything at him or over him.
This was going to be the longest five minutes ever…
/I wonder whose monsters will scare them first/ Yami thought idly. /Bakura’s or Malik’s?/
/My money’s on Bakura/ Yugi said. /We know the whole point of his deck is to scare people. Malik has a different agenda with his deck/
/To keep them alive/ Yami agreed. /You could be right Yugi. But it shall be amusing to see how long Rex and Weevil last before they wet themselves…/
“Weak?” Weevil asked. “Oh this one is far from weak! Let’s give a warm welcome to Insect Queen!”
“Eww!” Malik stated, pulling a face.
“Stunned by her incredible beauty?” Weevil asked smugly.
“No,” Malik said. “I was thanking Ra I didn’t have any food in my stomach to lose.”
“Say hello to my Anteatereatingant!” Weevil proudly screeched.
“That’s a mouthful,” Bakura managed to splutter.
“That’s even uglier than your last bug!” Malik declared.
“Show some respect!” Weevil barked.
“Why?” Bakura shrugged. “He’s got a point…”
“Ishtar! I am not fighting this duel alone! So you damn well better get up before I kill you myself!”
The Bird of Hermes is my name
Nay, not without a wound in the spirit shall I leave this city…
My heart shall sing of the day you bring.
In the word there speaks a world,
Awake, arise, or be forever fallen!
What is unseen is not necessarily unknown.
If you understand, things are just as they are. If you do not understand, things are just as they are.
A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays.
Once upon a time there was what there was, and if nothing had happened there would be nothing to tell.
Lonely hearts troubled minds
Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the
"But to change the path ahead is a very difficult task.
He who sheds his blood with me today is my brother.
Legally, it’s questionable.
And you're asking me why pain's the only way to happiness,
Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere.
Pippin: Turn around. Turn around and take us south!
Treebeard: South? But that will... lead you past Isengard.
Pippin: Yes. Exactly. If we go south we can slip past Saurman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger the farther away we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect.
Treebeard: Hmm, that doesn't make much sense to me. But then, you are very small. Perhaps you're right. South it is then. I always liked going south. Somehow feels like going downhill.
I've been able to see them ever since my first day here. Don't worry; you're just as sane as I am.
Fred Weasley: Give her hell from us, Peeves.
Yes...A bullet-proof vest
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