Name: Amy
Age:19
hobbies: Reading books, playing video games, reading fanfics
Favorite books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Maxium Ride: The Angel Experiment, Firestarter, The Dark is Rising, The Oracle Betrayed

Gaming systems: Gameboy, Gameboy Advance and Nitendo DS
Favorite video games: Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories(I wish I had a PS2) Final Fanatsy I&II, Rivera: The Promised Land

Favorite shows: Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Avatar, Stargate: Atlantis, Gundam Seed, The 4400, Sailor Moon, Noein, Le Chevalier D'eon

The Random Things to Put in Your Profile (that everyone needs to do..)

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you think that you are awesome, put this in your profile.
If you know someone that should be run over by a bus put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane, put this in your profile.
If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you fear the men in white, put this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you believe that those damn kids should give the Trix Rabbit their cereal, copy this onto your profile
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Sagira98
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend(s) are insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

"I break tradition
Sometimes my tries, are outside the lines
We've been conditioned to not make mistakes
But I can't live that way, oh no.

Staring at the blank page before you
Open up the dirty window
Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find
Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is, where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten." (Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

(I remember so many of them...A true 90's kid. XD)

Quotes:

This is the crack team that foils my every plot! I am deeply shamed.
--Spike (Something Blue; Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
--Frieda Norris

Once I had a handle on life; then it broke
--Anonymous

“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
--Mark Twain

Hi….Welcome……Please don't kill me.
--Marshall to Sark, Alias

Sark: Good luck, Sydney.
Sydney: I don't need you to wish me luck, you son of a bitch.
Sark: That's a wonderful attitude.
--Sark & Sydney in Alias

If we share a cell in federal prison, I'm not giving you a drawer.
--Weiss to Vaughn, Alias

So he's a humanitarian bomber.
--Weiss, Alias

Mr. Freeman: Why not spend that time on art: painting, sculpting, charcoal, pastel, oils? Are words or numbers more important than images? Does algebra move you to tears? (Hands raise, thinking he wants answers.)
--Speak

'Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.'
--Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
--Unknown

“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
--Pyromaniac by FastForward (Fanfiction); Hatake Kakashi

"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
--Isaac Asimov

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
--Buddha

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
--Talleyrand

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
--Richard C.Cushing

He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
--Unknown

People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
--Charles F. Kettering

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.
--Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
--Mel Brooks

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
--Oscar Wilde

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
--Abraham Lincoln

You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future."
--David Klass

"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
--Unknown

"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
--Unknown

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
--George S. Patton

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
--Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
--Mark Twain

You are unique just like everybody else
--Sign

Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble.
--Elphaba to Glinda (Wicked, the Musical)

Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?
--Glinda

Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog...Dodo.
--Glinda to Elphaba

There's a goat on the lam, sir.
--Ozian Guard

Elphaba: So you lied to them?
Wizard: Only verbally. But, Elphaba, where I'm from people believe all sorts of lies. We call it history.
--Elphaba and the Wizard

A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
--Anon

Well behaved women rarely make history.
--Unknown

"Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid."
--Jack Sparrow

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
--Richard Jeni

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
--Paul Rodriguez

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that incase of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
--Warren Hutcherson

“One of the mermaids is a closet-pervert and will try to molest my soul!”
--Tea Collection by Kamerreon

"I wanna be a mongoose!"
Gr from Invader Zim

"Books to the ceiling,
Books to the sky,
My pile of books is a mile high.
How I love them! How I need them!
I'll have a long beard by the time I read them."
Arnold Lobel

"Woe be to him that reads but one book."
George Herbert

"Never judge a book by its movie."
J. W. Eagan

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
-T.S. Eliot, "The Hollow Men"

"All that we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream."
-Edgar Allan Poe,

“Isn’t your welcoming a bit…extreme?”

“Not if my guest,” the word was stressed, “is a peeping tom.”

The vampire’s brain stopped functioning at that moment as it came to a screeching halt. His more…gentlemanly disposition came to the fore. It was offended.

“I am NOT a pervert.”

Ignoring the outburst of the intruder, the trigger-happy veteran spoke again. If the situation weren’t so serious or he wasn’t in the middle of a flashback, Harry would have been cracking up at the ridiculousness of it all. Of all the things to concentrate on at that moment…It reminded him of Seamus. Harry nearly growled as he tried to keep a grip on reality.

“What else would you call a peeping tom?"

-Gotta Be Somebody by Echo of a Memory

“Aren’t you going to tell us?”

“What? That I got in a fight with a tree?”

“Apparently it won.”
-Gotta Be Somebody by Echo of a Memory

“Admit it, you would want a copy of it if it had been recorded. The title would be something like ‘Quiet Girls: The Snapped Edition’ or maybe ‘Snapped: the Luna Lovegood Story.”

-Program Muggle by MomoTessen

“Patience is a virtue,”

“Virtue? We’re talking about me here, Moony, not you.”

-Twilight's Bloom by Concubine99

“But let me get this straight, you have been ignoring me and acting like an ass because you like me? Do you know how eight year old-ish that sounds?”

-Twilight's Bloom by Concubine99

“Why is it, that every time someone tells me my future, they predict I’ll be murdered or die by way of something strange like a sugar packet accident?” He asked bitterly when he regained his composure. It was a tense moment but Edward smirked just a bit, trying not to laugh. The image of loony Professor Trelawney predicting his death for the umpteenth time wasn’t something he could block out, not that he would want to anyway, it was kind of funny.

“A sugar packet?”

“You don’t want to know.” Harry murmured sulkily.
-Ready to Crash by Bunnybabi

“I think I’m going mad.”

Jasper smiled in an encouraging sort of way. “No more so than anyone else that lives here.” He said. “Trust me, I’m pretty good at sensing that sort of thing.”

“Right. Is that supposed to reassure me? Because no offense, but I’m not entirely sold on your family’s sanity at the moment. I mean you have decided to house an unknown, crazed wizard after all. That doesn’t exactly scream of common sense, you know.”
-Signs of Waking by hangedfire

“Did I miss it?” She excitedly asked the room at large.

Jasper seemed to know what she was talking about even if Harry didn’t and replied, “Yes, by just a second.”

“Darn it!” She exclaimed. She perched herself gracefully at Jasper’s side before playfully accusing Harry. “You need to start thinking about things before you do them. Give a girl a moment to react!”
-Signs of Waking by hangedfire

“But why do you want to see a movie about fake vampires…when you guys are real vampires?” He asked, looking a little confused.

“Vampire movies are their version of a comedy.” Bella said dryly. “They get off on laughing at all the mistakes.”
-Exsanguinate Me by AquaRias

Cedric just nodded, wondering if he should be offended by the fact that Harry hadn’t even touched the food.
-Exsanguinate Me by AquaRias

What met his eyes next was a poster for a trip to Disney World with a giant mouse head grinning only inches from his emerald eyes. He would have panicked if a voice had not asked to see his regulation passport from behind him. After a few technicalities, he was assured that he hadn’t messed up apparrating and was in fact in Washington, not Disney World (even though part of him wished he was because anything was better than Forks), and that his new family was waiting for him at gate A13.
-Definitely Not Disney by The Shadow Hunt

“Something wrong Harry?” Asked Charlie over his beer glass, clearly not at all fazed by seeing the Cullens. He was the only one.

‘I’m being stalked by a family of murderers, does that count as something wrong?’ He had wanted to reply as, but had instead given the man a simple no. Yet, even with only saying that one word Edward seemed to find something funny about it if his smirk had been anything to go by. ‘There’s nothing funny about this.’ And Edwards smirk had turned into a grin.
-Definitely Not Disney by The Shadow Hunt

“She’s Edward Cullen’s singer.”

Albus’ twinkling abruptly stopped, and a dark frown stretched cross his face. “Oh dear… did he kill her?”

“Not yet. He almost did though.”

“Is his control that good?”

“I distracted him a bit.”

Albus’ lips twitched. “Oh did you?” Harry didn’t like the mysterious amusement behind Albus’ eyes. He knew it had something to do with him, and he didn't like it when his friend kept secrets from him. “What exactly did you do?”

“I might have mentioned a few humorous tales about Jane and Alec.”

That must not have been what Albus was expecting, because his brows shot up quickly before a small snort escaped him.

Harry fumed. “I’m not as good at thinking up distractions as you are. I just tried to think of something funny and there it was. It worked, didn’t it?”

“It must have.” Albus mused teasingly.

Harry put his hands on his hips, wondering why Albus was suddenly in such a playful mood. “What did you think I mean when I said I distracted him?”

“Haven’t the foggiest. I’m just thinking about how lucky it was that you were there to… ‘distract’ him.”

Harry glared, pinching the bridge of his nose in irritation. “Albus, I fear that our ability to communicate has suddenly become hindered, and I would like to know why.”

“All in due time, good friend. How well did your little monologue help?”
-Gives You Hell by azzie adams

“I’m gonna call you Mink. How’s that? I think it sounds cool!”
My left eye twitches.
“That is pretty catchy,” the brown haired spiky head puts in.
“Why?” I ask gruffly.
“’Cause it’s fun!” the blonde cheers happily. He catches the death glare I’m sending him. “Don’t worry, it’ll grow on you.”
Yeah. Like fungus.
-Son of Apophis by Ferris Ulf

“Guys, these are Harry, Ron and Hermione. Hagrid introduced us yesterday in Diagon Ally, while you guys were causing chaos.”

“We were not causing chaos!” Malik retorted. Ryou scoffed.

“The mob of angry hags that were chasing us would beg to differ,” he said. Everyone present raised an eyebrow.

“You had a mob of hags chasing you?” Ron asked curiously.
-Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

“Ryyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooou!” he drawled. The white haired boy did not look at his friend. His head was resting against the window, eyes closed, with his feet pulled up onto the seat. Bastet was curled up beside his hand, which was resting on his lap.

“Yes Malik?” Ryou replied, not opening his eyes. In truth he had actually been in his soul room with the intention of sleeping the rest of the journey away. But it seemed that Malik was not going to let him do that.

“Can you pretty please duel me?” the blond asked.

“Do I have to?” Ryou asked stifling a yawn.

“Yes,” Malik said. “Because if not I will go insane from boredom.”

“I reiterate,” Ryou said, still not opening his eyes. “How would that be different from normal life?”

“Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!” Malik begged.
-Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

“Erm…its not a good idea to have a wizards duel in the train. Someone could get hurt,” Hermione said.

“I don’t know how wizards duel,” said Yugi. “But this isn’t dangerous at all.”

The absurdity of this statement seemed to catch up with him as soon as it had left his mouth, and he burst out laughing. Bakura snorted and Malik stifled his chuckles.

“Hmm…harmless children’s card game right Yugi?” Bakura asked in Japanese with an eyebrow raised. “And the side excursions to the Shadow Realm were vacations were they?”
-Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

/You know/ Ryou said timidly. /You could have just used Diabound to get through all the doors instead of shoulder charging them all and bruising my body/

Bakura just smirked. //Ah Ryou, you still do not understand the occasional need for senseless violence. Don’t deny me my fun now hikari…now where do we go next…?//
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

“Yugi,” Malik said in a weary tone. “Next time you’re going to save yourself, WARN US WHY DON’T YOU?!”
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

After concluding that they didn’t, he repressed a groan, realising he was going to have to do the impossible.

He was going to have to wake Ron Weasley, in the middle of the night, without chucking anything at him or over him.

This was going to be the longest five minutes ever…
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

/I wonder whose monsters will scare them first/ Yami thought idly. /Bakura’s or Malik’s?/

/My money’s on Bakura/ Yugi said. /We know the whole point of his deck is to scare people. Malik has a different agenda with his deck/

/To keep them alive/ Yami agreed. /You could be right Yugi. But it shall be amusing to see how long Rex and Weevil last before they wet themselves…/
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

“Weak?” Weevil asked. “Oh this one is far from weak! Let’s give a warm welcome to Insect Queen!”

“Eww!” Malik stated, pulling a face.

“Stunned by her incredible beauty?” Weevil asked smugly.

“No,” Malik said. “I was thanking Ra I didn’t have any food in my stomach to lose.”
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

“Say hello to my Anteatereatingant!” Weevil proudly screeched.

“That’s a mouthful,” Bakura managed to splutter.

“That’s even uglier than your last bug!” Malik declared.

“Show some respect!” Weevil barked.

“Why?” Bakura shrugged. “He’s got a point…”
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

“Ishtar! I am not fighting this duel alone! So you damn well better get up before I kill you myself!”
- Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105

The Bird of Hermes is my name
eating my wings to make me tame.
-Hellsing OVA

Nay, not without a wound in the spirit shall I leave this city…
Too many fragments of the spirit have I scattered in these streets,
and too many are the children of my longing that walk naked among these hills…
-Khalil Gibran, The Prophet

My heart shall sing of the day you bring.
Let the fires of your justice burn.
Wipe away all tears, for the dawn draws near,
and the world is about to turn.
-“Canticle of Turning”

In the word there speaks a world,
A word of joy, a world of grief,
From joy and grief there springs my love.
-Kathleen Raine, “Spell of Creation”

Awake, arise, or be forever fallen!
-Milton, Paradise Lost

What is unseen is not necessarily unknown.
-Wendelessen

If you understand, things are just as they are. If you do not understand, things are just as they are.
-Zen saying

A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays.
-American folklore

Once upon a time there was what there was, and if nothing had happened there would be nothing to tell.
-Charles de Lint, Dreams Underfoot, 'The Moon Is Drowning While I Sleep'

Lonely hearts troubled minds
Looking for a way that we can never find
Many roads are ahead of us
With choices to be made.
-Sarah Brightman

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the
same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least
twice as fast as that!
Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass

"But to change the path ahead is a very difficult task.
The smallest word, the tiniest motion, that which lies in people's hearts . . . .
The future takes all these things as its cues to determine the path to come.
Just like ripples on the water's surface."
-Tomoyo, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles

He who sheds his blood with me today is my brother.
– Shakespeare

Legally, it’s questionable.
Morally, it’s disgusting.
Personally, I like it.
(I can't remember who said it)

And you're asking me why pain's the only way to happiness,
But I promise you you'll see the sun again.
-See the Sun – Dido

Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere.
-Fahrenheit 451

Pippin: Turn around. Turn around and take us south!

Treebeard: South? But that will... lead you past Isengard.

Pippin: Yes. Exactly. If we go south we can slip past Saurman unnoticed. The closer we are to danger the farther away we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect.

Treebeard: Hmm, that doesn't make much sense to me. But then, you are very small. Perhaps you're right. South it is then. I always liked going south. Somehow feels like going downhill.
-Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

I've been able to see them ever since my first day here. Don't worry; you're just as sane as I am.
-Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Fred Weasley: Give her hell from us, Peeves.
Narrator: And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a
student before swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute
as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause
from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Yes...A bullet-proof vest
Who: James W. Rodgers
Note: Asked if he has any last requests before facing a firing squad.