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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight. My name is Christina. How's that for a creative opener? ;) I'm of legal age, but still get carded, which I guess is a good stroke to my fragile, wrinkle-fearing ego. I'm not in S.W.A.T. training or a secret ninja after dark, or anything cool like that. I just live out a real-life "The Office" job, full of Michael Scotts, but sadly, no Jims. It's trite, but it gets the rent paid and allows me to have On-Demand. The antidotes for my somewhat mundane existence are reading, writing, swimming, traveling when my finances permit, music, and I have to admit that TV tends to rule my Thursday nights. -:- My Stories -:- The Woods Are Lovely, Dark, and Deep Read Story -:- Watch Trailer -:- Read Outtakes -:- Listen to Playlist -:- See Banners -:- Thread on Twilighted The Chronicles of The Twilight Twenty-Five Read Stories -:- See What It's All About Thirty Days Read Story -:- Rec by ninapolitan on The Perv Pack's Smut Shack It Just Happened That Way & Strapped Entries for the AwkWard contest; collab'd with queenofgrey. They're awkward. Be cautious. Read IJHTW -:- Read Strapped -:- Strapped's Judges' Choice Award on TLYDF PLEASE NOTE: I do not want any of my stories translated into another language. I am only fluent in English and would not like any posting of my work in words that I cannot understand. I can't stop you, of course, but I just ask that you wouldn't. However, I appreciate the offers very much. Thank you! Other random information includes: I collect movie ticket stubs. I love barbeque sauce. I like the word fuck and all its fucking cognates. I write poetry. I think roller coasters are a blast. I'd rather see a horror movie than anything else. I'm a fan of the ellipsis and italics. I'll scream if a bee lands on me...or if it's anywhere near me, for that matter. I'm more likely to cry over a book or a piece of music than a sappy movie. I've skinny dipped. I abide by society's laws (nevermind the skinny dipping), though I do fantasize about being on the run from the government in some sort of vigilante covert operation. I have a weakness for guys with brown hair and green eyes who are left-handed and I don't know why. Hawaiian pizza rocks my world. Football is the only sport I'm into. And I enjoy googling things. "All things be ready, if our minds be so." ~ William Shakespeare "Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self."~ Cyril Connolly | |||||||
1. The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep » reviewsBella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 322,392 - Reviews: 5333 - Updated: 5-21-12 - Published: 4-15-09 - Bella & Edward2. The Eggnog Effect reviewsJasper's convinced that he's a little known blip on the object of his affection's radar, but an office Christmas party and a cup of a seasonal horrific favorite might just change everything. Js/E. Slash. Gift fic for ThatPanicGirlE for YuleTwi'd Gay.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,696 - Reviews: 80 - Published: 1-2-11 - Jasper & Edward - Complete3. Thirty Days » reviewsAfter a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 212 - Updated: 7-29-10 - Published: 1-15-10 - Edward & Bella4. The Woods Outtakes reviewsRandom bits of what-if's and never-seen-scenes that didn't make it into The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep. Ratings are subject to change.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 4-21-105. Strapped » reviewsFOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 3-17-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete6. It Just Happened That Way » reviewsFOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collaboration with queenofgrey - Some things take careful planning, some things never go as planned, & some things aren't planned at all. - E/B - Rated M for secondhand embarrassment & horrible sex.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 3-15-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete7. The Chronicles of The Twilight 25 » reviewsA series of twenty-five prompted one-shots/drabbles over the course of three months. Please be sure to check each individual chapter for the prompt, rating, and pairings. Happy reading.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,023 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 11-30-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Complete
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